Chapter 2 Jiupin Zhi County
Hearing Hao Jian's shout, Mao Zicai trembled and walked out of the cabin, holding various plates in his hands. The plates are filled with a variety of specialty snacks, peanuts and potatoes.
The people who were originally watching from the side of the ship also returned to their seats, after all, there was a high-ranking person at the scene, and they didn't need to ask beyond their authority, so they all obediently returned to their positions and waited for things to develop.
It was at this time that Duan Zichong also rolled his eyes, returned to his position in a gray manner, and after confirming that no one around him was paying attention to him, he picked up chopsticks and picked up a few pieces of fat and put them in his mouth, chewing a few bites before feeling satisfied.
Mao Zi brought the things to the official ship, but after sending them into the cabin, he was embarrassed. At this time, it was the beginning of the poetry meeting, people only cared about chatting, but the food on the table did not move at all, and the full table could not be put down even if the plate in Maozi's hand was small. I looked at several tables in a row, and there was no gap left for Maozi.
The people present also had heads and faces in the officialdom, and Mao Zi didn't dare to excuse himself, so he could only look at Hao Jian anxiously on the side, and couldn't help but start to tremble again.
"You fool, why don't you move again, serve the old man, what do you think the official asked us to do?"
Mao Zi's action naturally entered Hao Jian's eyes, and after seeing Mao Zi's action, he directly stepped forward and kicked lightly, and then took the plate in Mao Zi's hand.
Walking to the dining table, Hao Jian was also stunned. Good guys, this table is full of people's fat and people's ointment! There are all kinds of abalone wings and ginseng belly, all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas, what flies in the sky, runs on the ground, and swims in the sea, it is really full of five poisons. The plates, plates, and basins filled the large dining table that could seat ten people, because there were too many dishes, and some of the plates even played with arhats......
After touching a handful of saliva, Hao Jian straightened his thoughts: "You too, can these things be eaten by the official master?" Take it down and let the old men open their eyes! ”
While speaking, Hao Jian directly picked up a plate of food on the table, whether it was shark fin and sea cucumber soup or some kind of treasure eight-head abalone, handed it to Mao Zi, and put down a stack of braised peanuts in his hand.
I changed a few dishes in a row, all of which were valuable, and the restaurants in Kaifeng Mansion were all food treated with silver.
Mao Zi also connected several dishes with him, and his hands were no longer enough, so he still let Hao Jian hold the excess. Although he watched the delicious hair in his hand swallow his saliva continuously, the trembling of his strands became more obvious.
The people at the table who had been replaced with food glanced at Hao Jian in surprise, and their eyes couldn't stop looking up and down, but the elder had not yet spoken, and they couldn't say anything.
"This thing is too greasy, it's not suitable for this adult, change it too!"
Hao Jian frowned when he looked at a copy of the fried sea cucumber, patted a chubby middle-aged man sitting in front of him with concern, and then put a plate of oiled eggplant to its original position.
The concerned adult's face sank, and he looked at Hao Jian with a lot of resentment, who are you! I've been staring at my stir-fried sea cucumber for a long time! The Lun family doesn't want this oily eggplant, I want my sea cucumber!
"Well, that's not bad, Mao Zi will take it down, and I'll change these dishes for the officials and lords later! They are the pillars of my well-being, and their health is the welfare of our people, so don't slack off! ”
Glancing at the fact that there were really no dishes to change in his hands, Hao Jiancai sighed regretfully and said to Maozi.
Mao Zi looked at Hao Jian blankly, he was moving on Tai Sui's head like this, and now he didn't dare to imagine the consequences at all, he was so frightened that he stood upside down, and his legs swayed in the air like plucked strings.
Hao Jian gave Mao Zi another kick, which made Mao Zi come back to his senses, hurriedly took the things to the bow of the boat, then went down to the fishing boat, and began to tinker with the dishes again.
Hao Jian made such a fuss, and the elder naturally had no way to speak, and the surrounding officials chose to be quiet when they saw that the old man had no words. But seeing that Hao Jian actually cut off the delicacies and delicacies on their table, and changed to this rough folk snack, the atmosphere began to tense for a while.
The old man, who was respectfully called the elder of the pavilion, also gradually sank, twisting his beard as if he was about to have a seizure.
"Hey, isn't this the Shangyuan Festival Poetry Meeting? Why doesn't everyone raise a lamp to invite the moon? ”
But at this juncture, I don't know whether Hao Jian has grabbed the conversation intentionally or unintentionally, and asked curiously towards everyone.
Invite the moon? This is not the Mid-Autumn Festival to invite your sister!
Listening to Hao Jian's vulgar words, everyone gave a roll of their eyes again to express their dissatisfaction.
It just so happened that at this time, Maozi came up with dishes again, this time he was smart, and with a food box in his hand, it was much more convenient to serve things.
Hao Jian beckoned Mao Zi to come over, opened the food box, walked to another table and began to change the dishes, and said with a smile: "Could it be that you are still brewing, and the poetry is also about the beauty of artistic conception, and if you are not in a good mood, you can't produce accessible articles!" ”
Although he said this, Hao Jian's movements in his hands were not slow at all, and he changed several dishes in one sentence.
This hand replaced Duan Zichong's favorite braised elbow, and the provoked Duan Zichong looked at Hao Jian pitifully, but was ignored by Hao Jian.
"That's it, if you're not talented late, I'll start first!"
After changing the table again, Hao Jian was in a good mood, motioned to Mao Zi to take over with his eyes, and then shook his sleeves and said happily.
Are you coming? What can you do with a rag and a ragged person?
Another bout of eyes.
"Well, then I'll be ugly to you." Hao Jian carried his hands behind his back, held his head high, and walked in a figure-eight step, slightly closing his eyes and groaning.
Looking at Hao Jian's movements like a monkey, everyone felt a chill again, they used to think that reading was a very elegant thing, but now when they look at Hao Jian, why do they feel that it has become a vulgar thing?
"Spring is not a day for reading," Hao Jian stood still after walking a few steps, and then began to shake his head, with the feeling of becoming a poem in seven steps: "The summer heat is sleeping." Autumn is crisp and winter is coming, I want to study and stay next year! ”
Poof!
One person was drinking wine, and when he heard this poem, his face immediately changed, and he spit out the wine directly, and then coughed vigorously.
"Haha, this poem is good, this poem is good, you don't have to read it all year round!"
The people present listened to this poem, and their facial expressions were basically frozen, and only young people like Duan Zichong felt a strong sense of substitution, and after finishing speaking, they laughed with their peers.
But he didn't laugh a few times, but he felt the hot eyes of the elders around him, so he lowered his head and made a grimace, but silently wrote down the poem.
"Ridiculous, nonsense!" With the sound of slapping the table, Ge Lao finally spoke: "Hao Jian, do you remember the old man?" ”
Ge Lao's face was flushed, his eyes were round, and his chest was constantly rising and falling, which showed that this anger was not small, I was afraid that this Hao Jian had really angered Ge Lao's nerves.
A burst of heavy drinking frightened Mao Zi sat directly on the deck, and he was timid and could only keep wiping the sweat on his forehead, looking around in horror, and constantly swallowing saliva.
Seeing this scene, the people around couldn't help but sneer, whether it was a small person in the market, and he couldn't see a big scene, it was good that he wasn't scared to pee.
Hao Jian was not in a hurry, and walked forward with a smile on his face: "Student Hao Jian, meet the teacher, thank you for the great grace of the teacher!" ”
Along the way, Hao Jian waved his hands and performed the salute of apprenticeship, and the number of rituals did not seem false at all, and he did everything he could.
"Hmph, you still remember the old man!"
Seeing that Hao Jian made a big salute, the elder Ge's face eased slightly, but the anger on his face did not weaken, and his eyes were still staring at Hao Jian.
Ha?
As soon as they saw such a scene, everyone present was taken aback, what was the situation?
The old man's surname is Xu Benzhong, who is the prime minister of the court, and he is also the prince and the prince, and he can be described as a pivotal figure in the court. But as we all know, there are only three disciples of Xu Benzhong, all of whom are members of the court, why did such a disciple emerge?
"Isn't it, this guy is last year's Dianyuan Hao Jian?"
Suddenly, a man spoke.
Since it is impossible to be Xu Benzhong's disciple, then it is a student who took the imperial examination from Xu Benzhong's hands, that is to say, this person has already taken the imperial examination, officially has the status of a lifter, and has already stepped into the official career.
Last year, Xu Benzhong presided over the imperial examination, but all the students who passed the examination that year were qualified to call Xu Ge Lao a teacher, so as to repay the kindness of high school.
"Hmm, it should be Hao Jian, the palace yuan!"
Someone else looked at Hao Jian and said with a frown.
Dianyuan is the last place in the last Jundian test, and the first place is naturally the hand-picked champion. In the same way, this palace yuan was also personally appointed by the emperor.
Originally, Hao Jian was commendable in the palace examination, and even far surpassed ordinary students, and was greatly appreciated by the emperor and hundreds of officials. But when he was about to sit in a row to eat fruits, Hao Jian fainted, which shocked the emperor and hundreds of officials, and invited the imperial doctor to take a look, but it turned out that he was hungry!
Hungry and fainted on the Jinluan Palace? This is a major event that has never occurred in Dakang since the founding of the People's Republic of China, and it is also a major event that has lost face!
The emperor was not happy, very unhappy,
After so many years of martial arts, the entire Dakang is already a peaceful and prosperous era, but now there are Shizi who are hungry and faint, and they are lying crookedly in front of him.
The emperor is very angry, and naturally he wants to be angry, so naturally someone is unlucky.
So the Shangshu and the waiters who immediately punished the household department, the official department, and the criminal department all criticized it, and even the various officials of the rite department also taught them a good lesson, on the grounds that they did not sincerely worship their ancestors.
And the worst thing is Hao Jian, first he directly gave a Dianyuan, and then I don't know where to find a magistrate to be the county commander, and the official product given is actually nine products!
It can barely be regarded as the lowest standard of the Nine Rank Sesame Official. Poor Hao Jian finally entered the top three, but now he has changed such treatment, so he is not miserable.
The worst thing is that after Hao Jian opened his eyes again, it was not the previous Hao Jian, but Hao Jian, whose soul came from another time and space.
So last year, Hao Jian has become the biggest joke in the capital, almost every household knows the story of Dianyuan Hao Jian, but few people can talk about what happened after Hao Jian, and most of the people who saw Hao Jian today are even more curious.
"Why don't you go to Qingxi County to take office, and stay in the capital?"
Xu Benzhong looked at Hao Jian for a while before asking, he only felt a little sorry for this young man who lost his entry into Hanlin, but it was only a few points.
"The student fell ill after the scientific examination last year, and it gradually got better. Isn't this now collecting money and getting ready to hit the road! ”
Hao Jian continued to wave his hand and answer.