Chapter 13: Carry out "shamelessness" to the end (first update)
Naturally, there is a way, last night Chen Mo couldn't sleep for Zhu Yihua, and he was troubled for most of the night, although he didn't come up with a safe way to completely solve the grievances between the two, he still came up with a lot of crooked ideas.
However, first, he was not sure whether the crooked ideas he pondered would work, and secondly, he also wanted to hang Zhu Yihua's appetite, so he didn't say it directly, but said: "There is naturally a way, to put it bluntly, long live the Lord sitting in Shenzhou, what haven't you ever seen?" If you want to make him happy, you must win by surprise, pick up fresh, hard-to-find offerings in the world, as soon as he is happy, maybe he will write off the previous things and let the prince return to Beijing, Your Highness, do you say this is the reason? ”
After all, Zhu Yihua is only fifteen, in terms of shrewdness, where is Chen Mo's opponent with decades of experience, he couldn't help but be held by the nose and nodded: "It's such a reason, but where can I find the fresh and hard-to-find thing you said?" The imperial brother does not advocate Taoism like Master Shi, and he can coax him to be happy by finding a random four-way dislike......"
Chen Mo listened secretly, and said in his heart that this kid is really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, and even his ancestors dare to comment like this, if Zhu Yijun hears it, he has to be beaten by two big mouths.
Thinking so, the relationship finally eased, Chen Mo naturally didn't want to be bored, nodded in agreement, and said, "What His Highness said is so, ah, let's win every time!" ”
"How to win by surprise, let's hear it!"
Seeing that Zhu Yihua's interest was successfully provoked, Chen Mo breathed a sigh of relief, glanced at Li Tianyou, and said, "It doesn't matter if Your Highness wants to hear it, but you have to agree to our two conditions." ”
"Fucking pastime, isn't it? Also conditional, believe it or not, this king ......"
Zhu Yihua changed color, but Chen Mo was not afraid, smiled slightly, and interrupted the other party: "Your Highness, don't be annoyed, isn't Your Highness going back to Beijing quickly?" ”
"Nonsense!" Hearing that he was back in Beijing, Zhu Yi's neck instantly lowered, and he said impatiently: "What conditions, hurry up...... The ugly words of this king are ahead, if you kid entertain this king, let's settle every new account and old account together! ”
"Yes, Shaoyan, don't sell it, hurry up!" Li Tianyou was also very curious, and couldn't help but open his voice.
His voice was more feminine than a woman, Chen Mo couldn't help but stir up, and raised his hand in surrender: "Okay, okay, let's talk about it...... That's the case, first, Your Highness has to promise us, about the gift, everything must be listened to us, we ask His Highness to prepare, His Highness has to prepare. Second," he deliberately paused at this, glanced at Li Tianyou, and said slowly: "It's about Brother Tianyou, Your Highness has to promise us, before the gift is ready, you are not allowed to be rude to Brother Tianyou......"
"What?" Zhu Yihua seemed to have been stepped on by his tail, his triangular eyes widened, and he scolded: "Bastard, it's against you, what does this have to do with Tianyou, why ......?" ”
"Just rely on our gift to make the Lord Long Live happy," Chen Mo was confident, unceremoniously interrupted Zhu Yihua, shook his neck that was uncomfortable because he had turned his head for too long, and said with a smile: "Brother Tianyou is our friend, if you bully him, we will naturally be unhappy, and if we are not happy, we will not make Your Highness happy." ”
"You-" Zhu Yihua was stammered by Chen Mo's theoretical anger, pointed at Chen Mo, and stomped his feet for a long time: "Be bold, you are not afraid of this king's ......"
"Your Highness wants to do with us, listen to it!" Chen Mo interrupted Zhu Yihua again. He can be regarded as having figured out Zhu Yihua's death hole, no matter how beautiful Li Tianyou is, he can't compare to the drunken gold fans in the capital, not to mention that he just asked Zhu Yihua not to bully Li Tianyou before the gift is ready, in order to return to Beijing as soon as possible, he believes that Zhu Yihua will definitely comply.
Sure enough, Zhu Yi snorted angrily for a long time, but in the end he still stomped his foot fiercely: "Okay, even if you are ruthless, this king will promise you, if the gift is sent, but this king can't return to Beijing, this king will kill you to vent his anger!" ”
"No problem!"
"Now you can tell you what kind of gifts you have prepared?" Zhu Yi asked angrily.
Chen Mo seemed to want to challenge his limits, and shook his head: "The Buddha said that you can't say it, Your Highness only needs to send someone to buy some fine linen cloth and find a few carpenters," he hesitated for a moment as he spoke, and said: "I don't know if Your Highness has ever heard of the 'Fierce Fire Oil', if you can find it, it's best to get some more." ”
Chen Mo is proficient in history and knows that the use of fierce fire oil in the Song and Yuan dynasties was the most mature, and there are many historical records. However, with the rapid development of firearms in the Ming and Qing dynasties, he gradually did not pay attention to the fierce fire oil, and there were almost no records after reading the historical materials of the Ming and Qing dynasties, so he was really not sure if he could find that thing.
"Fierce fire oil? Is it rapeseed oil used to start fire? The lonely king heard Li Rusong say that that thing is the best to use for defending the city, and when the enemy attacks the city, it ignites the head and pours it down, and it will definitely burn them. After all, Zhu Yihua is a half-grown boy, and when he said this, his eyebrows suddenly danced.
"Listen to General Li said, not only rapeseed oil, there is a kind of black oil produced in Liaodong, which is particularly flammable, and it can not be extinguished when it is wet, but unfortunately the quantity is too small, otherwise, it can be used instead of rapeseed oil to defend the city, and the power is much greater than that rapeseed oil."
Zhu Yihua was full of regret, but Chen Mo was dumbfounded when he heard it, and said in his heart that in the future, Japan occupied the three eastern provinces, and after looking for decades, no oil fields were found, why is there that place now, unlikely, right?
"Your Highness can't be bragging, right?"
"Phew, General Li personally told this king, according to him, the black oil was still given to him by the commander of the Jianzhou Left Guard, Takshi......"
Takshi, isn't that Hachi's father?
Chen silently counted the year, was shocked, secretly scolded his own pig's head, patronized the intrigue and stammered people, and forgot about those who combed pigtails outside the gate - this year's Wanli ten years, after the year is the eleventh year of Wanli, Jianzhou right guard commander Wang Gao rebelled against Ming has been executed, his son Atai is still restless, Liaodong general Li Chengliang led the people to quell the rebellion, all the way to Gule Village, mistakenly killed Jue Chang'an, Takshi......
It's a pity that the status is too low, and I can't talk to Li Chengliang's father and son, otherwise I have to ask someone to give them a letter, and no one can let go of Takshi's son **Hachi.
"Less words, what are you in a daze?" Chen Mo was suddenly pushed by Li Tianyou, and suddenly came back to his senses, and smiled at Zhu Yi, who was frowning and angry: "I'm sorry, Your Highness, I'm distracted, where are we talking?" Oh yes, the fire oil. It's best to find the black oil, if you really can't find it, you can only use the rapeseed oil you said to make do, canola oil is always easy to find, right? ”
Zhu Yihua nodded and asked, "That's all, is there anything else?" ”
Chen Mo shook his head: "That's all for the time being, if there is anything else missing, let's tell His Highness again." ”
"This king is going to look for it, but I want to see what you kid can come up with!" Zhu Yihua turned around and left, he didn't even call Li Tianyou, but he didn't take three steps before he was stopped by Chen Mo again.
"Are you fucking finished?"
"One last request!" Chen Mo smiled shyly.
"Say!" Zhu Yi's cheeks puffed up, gritted his teeth and said.
Chen Moyou looked around and smiled: "Your Highness, look, we are all going to help you think about returning to Beijing, you can't let us sleep here all the time, you also said, this place is stinky, in case we smoke it......"
"Shame on you!" Zhu Yihua couldn't bear it anymore, turned his head and left, he had a feeling that if he stayed for a moment longer, he would have to be angry with Chen Mo.