The literati of the Ming Dynasty also loved to play couplets, such as Xie Jin, a scholar in the early Ming Dynasty, who was famous all over the world. However, the couplet of the good official is very tricky and seems simple, but everyone is a reader, and if you chew it carefully, you will immediately know that it is difficult.

That Han Zeqing Han Zhizhou's curtain friend twisted a few beards on his chin, chanted several times, still shook his head, and said, "It's not proper, it's inappropriate." ”

At this time, the little maid in Wang Magpie's hometown couldn't help it, and said: "What's so difficult about this, listen to Yuxuan, listen to the rain noise, listen to the rain in the rain Xuan, listen to the rain in the rain, Yuxuan Jiuqiu, Yuxuan Jiuqiu." After speaking, the big eyes blinked, and muttered in a low voice, "What a great talent, what a Zhizhou master, it's not worth my little girl." ”

Everyone was shocked, but the staff immediately scoffed, "Little girl, where did you hear Yuxuan's allusions?" "Where my young lady reads in the back garden." The little girl said proudly with her chin cocked.

The obedient official's eyes rolled, and he laughed out loud, why? Although listening to the rain is elegant, the later generations are rotten on the street, resulting in the women's toilet called Tingyuxuan, the men's toilet is called the Waterfall Pavilion, a little girl suddenly came to listen to Yuxuan, the key is still where her young lady reads, can he not be happy!

"You, what are you laughing at?" The little maid blushed, "It's a bad pair, Wangjiang Towers are everywhere, what's so strange, the year before last, I went to Nanjing Yingtianfu with Miss Young Master, there are four or five Wangjiang Towers there......"

"What does the little girl know!" The staff disdainfully, "It's because it's not unusual, this pair is unusual, is the Tingyuxuan in your back garden all over the street?" Also worthy of Wangjiang Tower? It is said that the young master of the Wang family is not worthy of his name, and sure enough, hum! ”

Wang Heng's example may not be worthy of the name, but Wang Heng's methods are too spicy, so that the means will degrade the officials who reported him, and the prison will inevitably make people's teeth cold, you know, even the emperor Yanjing can scold, you are the son of a cabinet family, people practice questioning, you will ruin people's future? Who would dare to be your friend?

This is the reason why the entire Taicang scholars did not stand up, otherwise, Wang Magpie's family is also the master and son, and Taicang is also the place where the literary style is at its peak, how can there be no readers to stand up!

As soon as she said this, the little maid suddenly blushed, and she couldn't speak, her young master had a bad reputation among Taicang scholars, and even her little maid knew this, but she couldn't quibble.

That Wang Qinian was watching the play next to him, but he couldn't hold back after all, and said in a low voice: "Big milk girl, big milk taste, big milk sister has big milk smell, milk sister is fragrant, milk smell is fragrant." We're on the right side too. ”

This pair is too shameless and lewd, although Wang Qinian's voice is low, but who upstairs didn't hear it? Even the little maid heard it.

A group of Jinyiwei were stunned at first, and then, burst into laughter, the little girl hated to stomp her feet, tears were swirling in her eyes, this little girl was indeed a child**, stomped her feet, and shook her chest for a while, which made Jinyiwei laugh madly, and some laughed so much that she squatted down to rub her stomach, but her intestines were cramping.

The tears couldn't be held back after all, the little girl wowed, and cried, Wang Rongrong couldn't pretend at this time, so she had to pretend to wake up leisurely, and then glared at the good official with wide eyes, "Uncle Zheng, is your ability all about bullying weak women?" ”

The obedient official spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders, and said innocently: "Miss Wang, although I know you well, don't talk nonsense!" Otherwise, I will sue you for slander in front of Han Zhizhou. When Han Zeqing heard this, he immediately covered his mouth with his sleeve, this country's uncle is also very narrow, you are very familiar with the young lady of the Wang family? Miss Qianjin, who doesn't go out of the door and can't enter the second door, aren't you ruining the reputation of others!

Wang Rongrong was stunned at first, and then she reacted with two flicks of her fingers, and suddenly she was ashamed and annoyed, her cheeks were crimson, her lips moved and she wanted to say something, but she desperately held back, she bit her lip and stopped talking, she also understood, the situation is stronger than people, and now she is the daughter of this Uncle Zheng Guo's robbery, it has come to this point, so what else can you say? I can only hope that my brother will wake up and find a way.

She has confidence in her brother Bangyan, but even if Wang Heng wakes up, what can she do, in fact, when she Wang Rongrong fainted for the second time, wasn't she pretending, always letting herself avoid embarrassment, and the Qingke drama Liang Bolong fainted, it may not be pretended, in this case, there are two and three, why can't Wang Heng pretend to faint!

Therefore, it is easy to understand the situation, but it is actually very difficult to do.

After successfully making Miss Wang's maid angry, the obedient official still glared at Wang Qinian after all, this posture must be done, otherwise, everyone will learn this set in the future, and if you say something, it will be chaotic.

Wang Qinian's eyebrows were raised, and he immediately knelt down on one knee to ask for guilt, and the obedient official just beat him, not necessarily to punish him, and said lightly that he would not take the next example, and it would be fine, but this guy has been doing well today, but he can't chill the hearts of the people below, otherwise, whoever dares to die in the future will be rewarded with fifty taels of gold.

The eyes of the brocade guards were suddenly hot, this is fifty taels of gold! The currency in circulation of the Ming Dynasty is silver, and gold is not in circulation, but the exchange ratio is there! This is at least five hundred taels of silver, with their money to work for seven or eight years, who is not hot-eyed, but the eyes are hot, and they also know that this is what Wang Qinian deserves, and his own family will work hard for his uncle in the future, and he may not be able to have such an opportunity, so his morale is high.

At this time, Han Zeqing's staff wanted to pat Uncle Guo's ass, so he asked Uncle Guo if he had a lower link, and the obedient official said in his heart, there are many lower links! Wang Qinian's big sister just now is not bad, the key is to be known to everyone in Wangjianglou, which is difficult. The title of Wangjianglou, from the Tang Dynasty began to be endless, everywhere abounds, the literati know, the people in the market also know, that is vulgar can not be vulgar, just like the name Wang Tao, Yang Wei is almost the same, and then linked to the artistic conception of Wangjiangliu, to find such a person to know the place to make the next link, it is not easy.

So he could only shake his head, "The next link is okay, but to cut the topic and cut the rhyme, I can't do it, I was in Tianjin Wei, and I made an uplink for the Yuelai Inn, and the Yuelai Inn guest came to Yue, and now I can't do the next link." ”

This Yuelai Inn is definitely unparalleled in the world, starting from the Tang Dynasty, you can see anywhere called Yuelai Inn, so this link is really not easy to do. The staff was stunned for a moment, and the original intention was to pat on the back, but at this time, he sincerely picked a thumbs up, and he could make the inn on the rotten street absolute, Uncle Guo is really high.

The obedient official laughed at himself, "I don't have 5,000 taels to take this Shanglian, and the shopkeeper also exempted me from the money for a table of banquets, and asked me what to do if someone makes a couplet, what I said at the time was that I would give 50 taels of silver ......" Speaking of this, I sighed for a while, time passed, in the blink of an eye, I didn't expect that almost a year had passed.

Now he is a dignified uncle, he dares to send 5,000 taels to ask for a lower link, and 300,000 eyes are thrown out without blinking.

"Uncle Guo was also a celebrity back then." Han Zhizhou slapped a sycophant, but this guy was cheap-mouthed, so he couldn't help but add another sentence, "Speaking of which, it's a pity for Uncle Guo to be this Uncle Guo, otherwise, in another thirty years, he may not be a cabinet elder!" But as soon as I finished speaking, I regretted it, I said it too much, I hated it at the moment, why couldn't I control my broken mouth!

Look at his strange face, the obedient official is funny, "What Han Zhizhou said is also reasonable, my father often complains, saying that my sister will not be a concubine sooner or later, but she will be a concubine at this time, it is difficult to achieve it and I can't stay up for a few more years, and when I win the yuan, I will win the champion again, and it will not be too late to be a concubine again!" ”

These words suddenly made a group of people secretly stick out their tongues, and when they said this, the country dared to say it, and if someone else changed, who would dare to say it. When Han Zeqing heard this, he didn't interject, and he didn't interject, so he had to laugh.

"You also want to be the champion." At this time, Wang Rongrong couldn't help but be sarcastic, naturally, some people were not angry, but it didn't matter if she was a good official, and said lightly: "What Miss Wang said is the same, but now I don't want to take the fame test, so as not to end up with your brother." Secretly stabbed her, Wang Rongrong suddenly blushed and couldn't speak, thinking about it, the family of scholars, known as the heirloom of Taiyuan Wang's poetry and books, was demolished, and there were thousands of readers in Taicang, but no one stood up and shouted even a word, I have to say that my brother has some things, he has done too much, and he has offended too many people.

Seeing her embarrassment with a crimson face all the way to the root of her ears, the obedient official stopped talking, turned around and stood on the terrace, watching Ryan Stein lead people to demolish the mansion of Wang Ge's hometown, as for what Cao Gang, what 300,000 taels of silver, for him now, it is just a passing cloud, the world is so bizarre, last year he had to fight hard for dozens of taels of silver, but now it is hundreds of thousands of taels of silver without blinking his eyes.

The Wang family is so lively, some small traders are bold, so they pick up the wine to the Wang family to sell outside, never thought that most of those Franc machine people can stammer, say some Nanzhili official words, but also willing to make silver, headed by the extraordinary Franc machine people are even more a mouthful of standard Nanzhili official language, and Yan Yuese took out the silver to buy chilled wine brewed for the brothers under his hand to eat, but let a small trader admire, but I think this lord looks too weird and ugly, similar to the Rakshasa in the painting, So the expressions on the faces of these small traders are inevitably a little weird. Ryan Stein knows that although he is also a beautiful man in Europe, the Ming people look at the Franc machine and the people are almost the same, and he doesn't care about Bai Sensen's Rakshasa ghost, and he thinks about doing things well for his uncle first.

What about the handsome, his wife in Europe is different from running away with someone, to put it bluntly, isn't it because he has no noble status and no title! Now that I am in the Ming Dynasty, I must do a good job for my uncle, and my uncle will definitely give me a noble status, and when the time comes, there will be no kind of woman.

As for the Spanish mercenaries who paid for food out of their own pockets, it was not that the obedient officials couldn't afford the money, this was also part of the strategy of demolishing the royal family, and everyone couldn't see the domineering side of Uncle Guo! Always give the people in the market a look at the good son of the uncle of the country, so that the four hundred franc machine people plus a lot of brocade guards, suddenly there are countless small traders rushed up, directly the door of the old house of Wang Ge as a market, selling all kinds of wine and food, and even smeared rouge twisted the waist of the low-grade girl also came out, these liuying Ping said that they are all doing business with the Cao gang men, looking at the Franc machine man willing to make silver, but he doesn't care about the strange and ugly appearance of the Franc machine man, however, the Qinglou woman with a serious road will never come out to solicit customers like this, Drop the price, therefore, many Qinglou girls stand on top of the tall building, looking at those warblers who they despise to attract guests, and they can't help but show disdain at the corners of their mouths.

In the evening, the lights are on, the entrance of the king's house is as lively as the most lively market, those wandering warblers stood for an afternoon, at this time someone finally pulled the guests, not a moment, a few finished, got the reward, and suddenly screamed, why? What was given was melon seed gold, and I still didn't believe it, so I subconsciously bit it with my teeth, and suddenly bit out the tooth marks on the melon seed gold, and then I believed that I didn't dream.

At this moment, the entire Qinglou industry in Taicang suddenly became a sensation, and those high-ranking girls in the ordinary world could not stand, this is real gold, to put it ugly, a handful of melon seeds gold came out, and they were inlaid under themselves, which is the price. As the lowest-level warblers who were doing the stinky sweaty Cao Gang Cao Ding Hanzi's business shouted one by one, finally a Qinglou bustard couldn't sit still, and hurriedly took his girls downstairs, anyway, everyone was watching the jokes of Wang Ge's hometown, and no one came to do business, so they simply went to Wang Ge's old house to make a profit, real money, who doesn't like it.

The area around the Wangge's hometown suddenly became a filthy place, those Spanish mercenaries are all old men who have accumulated years, and they are ruthless in the maritime business, and they are also in charge of Ryan Stein Bonaparte, and at this time they are secretly ordered to come to make trouble, and the gold is all paid by the uncle of the country, how can they not seize the opportunity to do a special job, these people don't talk about anything, and they are directly dragged to the dark place in the alley next to them is a tiger pounced on it, and then they are shouting and shouting silver waves, and the whole Wang family is full of tones, The sound of intercourse filled the ears of the Wang family, and those servants and slaves of the old family of the pavilion who usually boasted of being superior in their hearts turned purple one by one.

You know, they're being driven to be with the grannies! Wang Heng Wang Bangyan's wives and concubines are now stuffed in a pile of servants, these are the grandmothers who are high in the peace, and the servants and slaves are all physiologically normal men, there is the sound of copulation everywhere, and the grandmothers of Yingying Yanyan are around, knowing that they can't, but where can the donkey goods below be controlled, these hundreds of people are squeezed together, and there will inevitably be a move of rubbing one after another, the old lady looks at it is not a matter, her face finally can't hang up, she spit out a mouthful of old blood, and suddenly fainted again.

(To be continued)