Chapter 350: I Can't Die If I Want to Die
Chinese When he woke up the next day, it was noon in the middle of the sun, he got up and continued to walk, he didn't know where he was going, he didn't want to go anywhere, he wanted to go on like this, he didn't want anyone to see, he didn't want to have any contact with anyone, he was just like that, he walked aimlessly
As I walked, I slowly felt drowsy, and I didn't know what I tripped over and threw myself on the ground
"Don't you have long eyes when you walk on a dog day" grabbed Ling Yunjun and wanted to beat him down, and suddenly laughed: "Why are you again" This person is also Chen Shiqing, Chen Shiqing is lying down sleeping, Ling Yunjun is drowsy, and actually tripped his feet
Ling Yunjun thought it was a beggar at first glance, and only after seeing his face carefully did he recognize that it was Chen Shiqing, and laughed very sadly: "It turned out to be you, what do you want?"
Chen Shiqing threw Ling Yunjun on the ground and scolded: "It looks like I have to go to that Lang Zhong to settle accounts, dare to collect money and not do anything."
Ling Yunjun scratched his hair messy, tore his clothes to the ground, lay on the ground, looked at the sky, and said: "You have become a madman, I also want to be a madman, and this world may only be crazy people who will not have troubles."
Chen Shiqing scolded: "Who is crazy, what is so difficult for you kid to become a madman, won't I make you crazy?"
Ling Yunjun said: "Okay, you make me crazy"
Chen Shiqing turned around and went into the woods, trying to find any poison, but where did he know what grass was poison, and after looking for a while, he saw a strange flower, the color of which was purple-red, and there were many unknown small snakes wrapped in the petals, and thought: "I can't kill you, so I will poison the stinky man to death, since the stinky man does not dare to poison you, Lao Tzu will even let you swallow the flower with a snake, if you are not crazy, you should die" pulled up the flower and returned to Ling Yunjun's side, and pressed the flower and snake into Ling Yunjun's mouth together
Ling Yunjun didn't care about it, he bit it and swallowed it, and said, "Are you crazy medicine?"
Chen Shiqing said: "Of course you have to die if you don't go crazy."
Ling Yunjun nodded and said, "Whether it's crazy or dead," after a while, the whole body was torn, and the pain rose like a huge pain, and the whole body was red and purple, and he rolled all over the ground in pain, oops, screamed, and finally spit out a big mouthful of black purple blood and fainted
Chen Shiqing took the pulse of his hand for him and said: "What's the matter, it's not going to die, I have to find more poison again," and turned around and went into the woods
Ling Yunjun was still faint to the ground, under the direct sunlight of the sun, his whole body was red and purple, and there were bursts of smoke, after a burst of red and purple disappeared, the smoke dissipated and returned to normal, when the sun went down, Chen Shiqing came back, holding a king cobra in his right hand, holding a big centipede in his left hand, he moved Ling Yunjun's mouth away, pressed the centipede down, let the centipede get into it by himself, and then pressed the king cobra alive into Ling Yunjun's mouth, the snake chased the centipede into it, Chen Shiqing sneered: "If you don't die this time, then it's really unreasonable," jumped on the horse and galloped away
After a while, Ling Yunjun's stomach began to rise and fall, and it seemed that the snake and centipede were fighting, Ling Yunjun also woke up in this intense labor pain, covering his stomach and turning over, he couldn't help but hit his head on a stone and fainted, and after a while, his stomach regained calm, and everything seemed to be normal again
As night fell, it was Chen Shiqing who jumped down from the more than a dozen jars of wine on the horse, put the horse in the forest, lifted the jar with one hand, and gave Ling Yunjun a pulse while drinking, laughing and said: "Finally dead, you are fucking dead, it's really a matter of heaven," quack gulped the wine, and finally fell drunk on the ground and fell asleep
The next day, Ling Yunjun woke up with a shout, and when he came over, he saw a wine jar about it, and it was pouring up
Chen Shiqing also woke up in a daze, and heard someone drinking wildly, and looked at it in a flash, startled him and said, "Ghost"
Ling Yunjun picked up a jar of wine in one hand and walked forward while drinking: "It seems that you can't make me crazy or let me die, I'd better go."
Chen Shiqing also followed with an altar in his hand and asked, "Didn't you die last night, how did you survive?"
Ling Yunjun said: "I don't know, anyway, I'll wake up and show that I'm not dead, I still know you, and I'm not crazy."
Chen Shiqing grabbed Ling Yunjun's hand and thought for a while: "No, it's much better, is it a snake and a centipede, put two of them in the stomach and kill each other, this kid sits on the fisherman's profits" raised the wine and drank it and asked, "Where are you going?"
Ling Yunjun said: "Wherever you go, you will never stop going" Now the two of them look like complete beggars
Chen Shiqing said: "Are you stimulated by something, why are you doing this?"
Ling Yunjun said: "You don't talk to me much, I'm too lazy to talk to anyone"
Chen Shiqing said: "Do you think I like to talk to you, I can't wait for you to die?"
Ling Yunjun said: "You don't want anyone to follow me, I don't want anyone to follow me, I'm so drunk and dying, I don't want people to know."
Chen Shiqing said: "Lao Tzu goes his own way, who the hell is following you" The two walked and drank and walked, and they didn't know how far they had walked, and they were drunk together and fell asleep on the side of the road
The next day, Ling Yunjun woke up from the nightmare, and as soon as the morning dawned, he looked at Chen Shiqing and thought: "As the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance, how could he become like this, leave him alone" Standing up, I felt that my body was suddenly much better, and the pain was incomprehensible, and the reason was even more surprising when I sat cross-legged on the ground to test my true qi, since I was able to practice freely, but the wounds in my body were far from healing, and when I reached the three points of true qi, there were bursts of tingling, and he no longer practiced it, and used this three points of true qi to heal himself, but the heavy head was not clean, how long did Duan Siyi assassinate him and what he said to him, and the words flashed into his mind, making him miserable, when he collected his true qi, stood up, and walked towards the small village not far ahead, the first thing he did when he entered the village was to buy a horse, bought a dozen jars of wine, tied to the horse's back, carried a jar of wild drinking, and led the horse forward, he seemed to feel that only when he was drunk, his mind wouldI can't think of anything, so I don't feel sad, the first two or three times when he was out of alcohol, he was in agony, and he couldn't die, so this time he bought a horse to carry wine
Out of the village, all the way forward, the wine was drunk, and after drinking one jar after another, Chen Shiqing also chased after him with more than a dozen jars of wine, Ling Yunjun was already drunk, glanced at Chen Shiqing, and said: "How do you learn from me?"
Chen Shiqing got off the horse and led the horse forward while drinking, and said: "It's you who learn, I don't want me to learn from you, Lao Tzu has been living so leisurely for more than ten days, you are a latecomer" The two laughed and drank, and walked forward for a while, and came to a small lake, and the two tied their horses and sat on the grass next to the small lake to drink, at this time both of them were drunk and drowsy
Ling Yunjun lifted the wine jar and drank a jar, fell on the grass, closed his eyes, and said sleepily: "Don't you have a grudge against me, don't you want to kill me?"
Chen Shiqing said in the same situation: "I want to kill you all the time."
Ling Yunjun said: "Come on, you can kill as much as you like."
Chen Shiqing weakly pulled out the Moon Curved Ring Knife and crawled to Ling Yunjun's side, wanting to stab him, but he weakly threw himself on the ground and said, "Now that I'm drunk, I can't kill anymore."
Ling Yunjun smiled: "It seems that you are really drunk and can't move, and I can't move when I'm drunk, and I can't run."
Chen Shiqing said: "I've killed you several times, but you didn't die, I suddenly found out that I didn't want to kill you again, I think you are as pitiful as me."
Ling Yunjun said: "If you think I'm pitiful, don't you kill me, it shows that you still have a good heart?"
Chen Shiqing said: "No, it's the motive for killing you, there's nothing, what's the use of me killing you, have you thought about killing me?"
Ling Yunjun said: "No, I have no grudge with you, and I never thought of killing you, what is your motive for killing me?"
Chen Shiqing said: "Because you robbed my Yi'er, she doesn't want me anymore......" said that she couldn't cry here
Ling Yunjun said: "Me too, Yi'er also ignored me, she has never had it in her heart, I am so sad and sad"
Chen Shiqing smiled: "It turns out that she doesn't pay attention to you, we are really connected by the same fate."
Ling Yunjun replied: "Yes, ......" and fell asleep, Chen Shiqing also fell asleep, and the two of them slept until midnight before waking up
Ling Yunjun said: "I seem to have a dream, did I tell you something?"
Chen Shiqing said: "I also had a dream and heard you say that Yi'er ignores you, it's really fake."
Ling Yunjun was sad, lifted the two jars of wine and poured them into his mouth at the same time, smashed the wine jar to the ground, and roared at Xiaohu: "She said that what she really likes is Qianxian and wants to marry him," turned around and lifted the two jars and poured them into his mouth
Chen Shiqing said indignantly: "You are talking nonsense, how can Yi'er like something that is inferior to that pig and dog?"
After Ling Yunjun finished drinking, he smashed the wine jar to the ground and shouted: "I didn't say nonsense, how could it be wrong for Yi'er to tell me personally?"
Chen Shiqing grabbed Ling Yunjun's collar and scolded: "You fucking nonsense, I'll kill you."
Ling Yunjun pushed Chen Shiqing's hand away and said, "Don't fucking yell at me and kill me, just whatever, Lao Tzu doesn't want to live for a long time."
Chen Shiqing raised the ring knife to Ling Yunjun's neck and asked very seriously: "It's a matter of killing you sooner or later, you tell me the matter clearly."
Ling Yunjun tore off his clothes and revealed the wounds of the three swords, "Do you know who stabbed this?"
Chen Shiqing looked at the sword wound a little and asked, "Who?"
Ling Yunjun lifted two more jars of wine and said, "It's Yi'er, she wants to kill me, do you know?"
Chen Shiqing was stunned for a while and said, "Is it true?"
Ling Yunjun poured six jars of wine in a row, and he was already groggy and fell to the ground and said, "Come on, let's kill."
Chen Shiqing spun around in place several times, ran to the horse, lifted the wine jar, quacked and poured it, poured seven or eight jars in a row, fell to the ground and fell asleep
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