Chapter 1 The chengguan is coming
The weather in June was unusually hot, the flaming sun was shining directly on the earth, and the sand on the road seemed to be shining. The heat fills the air, and the power of midsummer is exerted everywhere. Many dogs on the roadside stuck out their tongues, and even the birds in the trees on the roadside gasped with their mouths open.
Pang Gang sat in the back seat of the van, next to him sat a black-faced man in his forties and a middle-aged man in his thirties, and in the middle of the car sat three young people in their twenties.
Because the weather was too hot, Pang Gang, who was dozing off, leaned his head against the glass of the car window next to him, and a line of shiny liquid flowed out of the corner of his mouth from time to time.
"Gangzi, Gangzi wake up, don't sleep, Xinghu Road is almost here." The black-faced man beside him reached out and pushed Pang Gang's shoulder and whispered.
Several people sitting in the middle of the "poof" all laughed, and a young man with a fat figure and a big round face smiled: "Gangzi must have done something inappropriate for children last night, otherwise how could he sleep in the daytime, especially in such a hot weather, he can sleep even if he can?" can also sleep and sweat profusely, this kind of kung fu is not something that everyone has. ”
"Uh" Pang Gang looked at himself, and sure enough, the blue-gray uniform on his body was already soaked with sweat.
Pang Gang smiled embarrassedly, stretched out his hand and scratched his head to show a hint of a smile, but his mouth was unforgiving: "You can't blame me, who let this broken car have no air conditioning, besides, I wasn't poured by you last night, I'm still dizzy." I slept for a while, why did I arrive so quickly, it must be Xiao Lu driving fast, brothers should be careful! Beware of traffic police on the road looking for trouble. ”
As soon as Pang finished speaking, a soft laugh came from the front row, and a middle-aged woman who was also wearing a blue-gray uniform turned her head and said in disgust: "Xiao Gang, you have wronged Xiao Lu by saying this, Xiao Lu is a very stable one, it is you who sleep like a dead pig, you are good, it is all thanks to Xiao Lu." ”
Hearing the middle-aged woman's words, Pang Gang touched his nose slightly: "Sister Wang, look at what you said, I'm just joking with Xiao Lu, can't I still trust Xiao Lu's skills?" ”
As soon as Pang Gang finished speaking, he was looked at with contempt by the people around him.
The driver, who had been driving silently, grinned, and said without looking back: "It seems that Xiaogang is still complaining that I poured him a few more glasses last night, and he still holds a grudge." ”
"Hehe" Sister Wang smiled kindly, she looked around, and said: "Okay, Xinghu Road is almost here, and when we get to the destination, everyone should be smart, these days the Li Bureau has repeatedly emphasized the need to enforce the law in a civilized manner, and the situation on Xinghu Road is more complicated, and there are people from all walks of life." Maybe there are reporters hanging around there, don't you give people any tricks, if someone stabs you in the newspaper, it will be troublesome, do you understand? ”
"Yes, I see!" There was a flurry of answers from the car.
Pang Gang, who is only 22 years old this year, just graduated from an ordinary university last year and joined the "Urban Management Law Enforcement Brigade" in Xinghu City under the operation of his family. Well, to put it simply, they are responsible for the rectification of the city's appearance and urban environment, and the full name of their unit is called the management brigade under the "Urban Management Administrative Law Enforcement Bureau", which is commonly known as "urban management"!
Before entering the chengguan brigade, Pang Gang still had some preconceived views on the work and reputation of chengguan, because the evaluation of this unit in many media or on the Internet was not very good. For example, some netizens ridiculed chengguan on the Internet: chengguan is a paramilitary organization secretly developed by a certain country, which manages the city in peacetime, exercises guerrilla tactics, and can be incorporated into the regular army in wartime. It is an excellent reserve army that can charge, reconnoitre, guerrilla, endure hardships, endure hardships, and fight. The Pentagon secretly reported that a certain country's chengguan team is a terrible paramilitary organization with great potential that can fight around the clock with a single broken van or pickup truck (a certain country solemnly promised not to be the first to use chengguan externally)
But is this really the case, Pang Gang only knew after entering the industry that in fact, anything will have two surnames, due to the struggle between the city management departments, the institutional advantages of comprehensive administrative law enforcement are often difficult to realize, often the departments will not be well managed, not easy to manage, in the face of the disadvantaged groups let the city management manage, such as street merchants (there are stores to the industrial and commercial departments), illegal buildings (licensed to the planning department) and so on, and the easier to regulate is to stay in the department. In many places, urban management has also become the focus of various social contradictions.
For example, someone broke the news on the Internet that the chengguan in a certain place was so arrogant that even the police who were performing official duties dared to beat them. Pang Gang remembered laughing after reading this report, Nima's uncle who beat the police? You are tired of it, what kind of department is the police station, people are state violence organs, but they have guns in their hands, you say that a group of bare-handed chengguan went to beat the police, are these chengguan tired of it, or Sanlu milk powder drank too much, this kind of thing that has no surname to be scrutinized They dare to send it out. I really don't know if they are too stupid or if they think netizens are stupid.
In fact, the urban management department is the most offending and tiring department. Most of the members of the Chengguan Brigade are villagers from the countryside, and those small traders on the street do not come out to set up stalls along the street to sell because of difficulties in life. Who wants to offend people and be poked in the backbone by the villagers for the sake of collecting a small sum of dozens of dollars or a parasol placed at the door, but they can't help it, if they don't do it, maybe tomorrow they will be among the people who are selling on the street.
"Squeak" Mitsubishi car stopped at the mouth of an alley, the door opened, seven or eight chengguan wearing blue-gray uniforms like Pang Gang got out of the car, as the captain of the team Sister Wang assigned tasks to the team members and instructed a few times before turning back to Pang Gang and said: "Xiaogang, you just came not long ago, so I will say a few more words, you must be more careful when you act, try to avoid physical conflicts with small traders, if people stab us on the Internet or the media, it will not have a good impact on us, do you understand?" You'll be in charge of the moat in a moment, and you'll have to remember to be careful about protecting yourself! ”
"Captain, I see." Pang Gang looked at the eldest sister Wang who had always taken care of him gratefully, stretched out his hand and patted his chest, and suddenly made a few dull sounds.
Looking at Sister Wang's somewhat puzzled gaze, Pang Gang grinned and said, "Captain, don't worry, I have been prepared for a long time, and I have put a guy here, so I guarantee that I can't hurt myself." ”
Sister Wang smiled, nodded with satisfaction and said, "That's good, let's start acting!" ”
"Yes!"
The temple fair street next to Xinghu Road is a place where small traders gather, this small street is usually crowded with people and many small traders, generally from 8 o'clock in the morning, all kinds of cries begin to be lively.
Pang, who followed several team members into their respective positions, ran to the mouth of an alley just now and heard a loud shout: "Everyone run!" Chengguan is coming! ”
Pang Gang immediately saw a group of hawkers pushing carts and carrying burdens, as well as carrying bags and baskets, rushing out of the temple fair street like crazy.
"Damn, so fierce." Although he was a little dumbfounded, Pang Gang still did not forget his mission, and quickly ran to the mouth of the alley near the moat.
Soon, several vendors selling insoles, pancakes, and sausages in front of them were blocked by two chengguan team members who suddenly emerged from the corner in front of them, and the alleys that could turn around the two alleys next to them were also stopped by the chengguan team members who had been ambushed in advance, and at the same time, several chengguan team members who rushed over from behind were also gradually approaching. Faced with the situation of ambush in front, pursuit in the rear, and interception, the hawkers had no way to go to the sky and no way to enter the ground for a while, so they had to reluctantly stop fleeing.
The obese little panted and chased after an old woman about sixty years old, pushing a broken three-wheeled but still walking like a fly. The old woman, who had been running wildly all the way, didn't stop until she saw that the road was blocked, turned around and smiled: "Xiao Xu, do you want to eat the baked cakes made by the eldest lady?"
"Don't talk about those useless things." Xiao Xu bent over, held his thick thighs, and said breathlessly, "What are you running, are we going to eat people?" ”
The old woman drooped her head and muttered in a low voice: "You don't eat people, but you can drink blood, and if you are caught, you will be fined." ”
"Nonsense, who asked you not to apply for a road occupation business license, of course we want to find you!"
"But you have to pay dozens of dollars a month to do that thing, so what?" The old woman muttered.
"Yes, yes, we only earn three or five hundred a month, and you can take dozens of dollars at once, it's too dark!" The people around him echoed.
"I can't control this, if you have any opinions, you can mention them to our leaders!" Xiao Xu waved his hand impatiently.
"Hmph, you vampires, you still don't let our people live, if you don't let us go, beware of Lao Tzu fighting with you!"
At this time, a middle-aged man with a big waist and a round waist and a pig-killing knife in his hand rushed out and shouted, and the right hand holding the knife kept waving, so that the vendors next to him had to be cautiously three feet away from him.
Pang Gang, who was originally standing in front of the moat, couldn't help but step forward and sneered: "Hehe, I thought it was who, it turned out to be Pork Rong, if you can't survive, our brothers would have gone to ask for food a long time ago, who are you bluffing, the pork money you sell every day is enough to pay your brothers' wages, and if you can't survive, you can cheat a three-year-old child." ”
Pork Rong Leng snorted, "You kid, the fetal hair hasn't been pushed clean, be careful Lao Tzu will give you a white knife in and out of the red knife." ”
"Hehe, I'm so scared!" Seeing that this pork Rong, who often bullies and dominates the market, still dares to talk back to himself, Pang Gang sneered and stepped forward and patted his chest and said, "Come on, poke here, do you dare that you are my son!" ”
"Hehe," the surrounding vendors laughed.
"You really think Lao Tzu wouldn't dare!" Pork Rong, who was a little embarrassed by the laughter of everyone, trotted two steps in the direction of Pang Gang with a knife, and just wanted to stop and say a few cruel words. Unexpectedly, he stepped on a piece of watermelon skin on the ground, and the whole person flew towards Pang Gang like this, and the pig-killing knife in his hand flashed with cold light and stabbed straight towards Pang Gang's chest
A low voice sounded in everyone's ears, and Pork Rong's body collided with Pang Gang, and Pork Rong's weight of more than 170 catties suddenly knocked Pang Gang into the moat behind him that was not protected by a railing.
"Poof" followed by a heavy thud in the moat.
There was silence for a moment, and the small traders were all stunned, and only after a long time did a terrible cry sound: "Oh no, kill people!" ”
The frightened peddlers immediately scattered, leaving behind a mess of items and a strong man looking at his empty right hand in a daze, this strong man was obviously stunned, and his mouth kept muttering to himself: "I didn't mean to, it was the dog who threw watermelon skins"
All the people didn't notice that there was a black and secluded hole at the bottom of the moat where Pang Gang fell into the water, and it just sucked Pang Gang into the water, this black hole appeared for a short time, and it disappeared quickly, and our protagonist Comrade Pang Gang disappeared with the black hole;