Chapter 560: Congratulations, You've Been Kidnapped
The young man's voice was sharp and arrogant, and there was no one in the mountains and roads, even if Tang An was sitting in the carriage, he could hear it clearly.
Tang An stepped out of the car, and when he saw the appearance of the person clearly, his face showed a trace of unbearability. How did such a ghostly face grow?
"What do you call this son?"
The young man with buck teeth looked arrogant, and his small eyes rolled to the sky: "My son's surname is Pang Mingzijing, and my father is the doctor Pang Guangda!" ”
Enlarged bladder? What a domineering name!
But Lao Tzu asked you what your name is, what do you do in Lao Tzu's name? What kind of official is the doctor? Sounds like a cow.
As the birthplace of Confucian culture, Qi attaches great importance to governing the country with benevolence. In the early period, in order to fear the corruption of officials and the perversion of the law, a special institution was set up to supervise hundreds of officials and listen to the emperor openly, called the "Jianzhiyuan", and its role was almost the same as that of the later Yushitai.
With the gradual decline of the Qi State, the Jianzhiyuan gradually lost its original role. After experiencing the wonderful taste of power, the mentality of the successive inspectors and doctors has quietly changed.
Although the official position of the doctor is not very high, the authority is not small. If any official offends the doctor, it is easy to be accused of any crime. Over the years, there have been many officials who have been falsely accused and imprisoned, degraded, or even beheaded by the Jianyuan because of their power dumping.
It's a pity that the corrupt imperial court lacks the intention of reform and innovation, so the Jianzhiyuan has become a source of black smoke and miasma. But because of the particularity of their own status, many courtiers dared to be angry and did not dare to speak, and they had to bend their conscience to meet them.
Pang Zijing's arrogant and domineering confidence comes from his father.
Tang An'an didn't understand this, the size of a person's bladder had nothing to do with him. He looked at the not very spacious mountain road and the bloated song and dance troupe, and said with a smile: "This son, I don't know your father, and I don't know you. This road was not driven by your family, why do you say let us give way, and we have to give way obediently? ”
"Inside (your) accent...... Tang Lun (person)? ”
As soon as Pang Zijing opened his mouth, he showed a mouthful of big teeth that were almost upturned to the sky, and he bit his tongue with disdain on his face and said: "Forgive (sue) Li (you), this greasy (li) is an embarrassing (big) Qi territory, don't think that there are many people in (you), my son is afraid of Li (you)!" Those who know each other dare to give way quickly, don't delay my son's participation in the debate (cai) meeting! ”
A bunch of men laughed, this ugly guy couldn't even speak clearly, and he dared to be so arrogant.
Way? In the Western Regions, these people are all killed with the knives in their hands, who knows what the four words of humility and courtesy mean?
Seeing that everyone's faces were unkind, Pang Zijing swallowed his saliva and said vigilantly: "Hey, I warn you (you) not to mess around!" My dad is a convener doctor! ”
Although I don't know what the doctor does is, I can let the buck teeth in front of me keep talking about it, and it must be of a high status. With the current situation of the Challenge Mission, no one or anything that will help them on this trip can be spared.
For example, the small buckteeth in front of you.
Tang Anxin was happy, and sighed that even God was helping him.
"There is a way in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door in hell for you to break in" The phrase "There is a way for you to go" is very suitable for Pang Zijing. There are many talents in debate, if you can bring a rich second generation of cheating fathers, it is like carrying a Shang Fang sword, and you will cut anyone who is not pleasing to the eye.
He stepped forward with a smile, and against the backdrop of a group of strong men, it was like intercepting and robbing. Robbed bandits. Seeing that the other party was full of people and full of meat, the four palanquin drivers no longer dared to accept this order, threw down the bamboo chair and ran down the mountain.
"Ouch!"
The bamboo chair fell to the ground, Pang Zijing fell firmly, rubbed his buttocks and turned his head and scolded: "My day! Li (you) these turtle grandchildren, my father is the inspector doctor Pang Guangda, believe it or not, this son cut down (you) in a word! ”
Pang Zi scolded to himself, and suddenly felt a hand on his shoulder. When he turned his head to look, he found that Tang An was smiling. It's just that why is this smile so ...... Insidious?
"Li (you) ...... What do you want to do? My dad is ......."
"Doctor Inspector, huh?" Tang An said with a smile.
"Yes!" Pang Zijing moved back two steps with some weakness, stared at Tang An and said, "Li...... If you dare to mess with Nai (come), you ...... Li (you) will never let my dad go! ”
A group of big men looked at each other, secretly thinking that we have no grievances with your father, why won't we let him go?
"Fang Chai (Cai) said it, re...... Do it all over again! Pang Zijing was extremely nervous in his heart, realized that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly corrected him: "I mean-my father will never let Li (you)!" ”
Tang An resisted the urge to laugh and said, "Pang Gongzi misunderstood, everyone is a scholar, with taste and self-cultivation, how can it be so unbearable as you imagined?" ”
Pang Zijing saw that Tang An said politely, and finally stood up, and said with a little peace of mind in his heart: "Don't quit (wrong), this son is a scholar, and he looks down on those rough people who move his hands and feet the most." Village...... Chongli (from you) people is looking for (four) people to carry Ben Gongzi up the mountain, and this matter is tied (counted). ”
Ten people? Carry you up the mountain? This biting tongue and head makes the door squeeze, right?
Whether it is the Avengers war disguised as a dart master or the master of the Flying Gate, they are all ruthless people who kill people and lick blood with knives, when did they ever do the business of serving people? What's more, the bucktooth on the other side is obviously a waste that can only cheat on his father.
Seeing that he was so ashamed, the soldiers couldn't suppress their fiery temper anymore, and pulled out their swords "chokingly".
"Damn it, believe it or not, Lao Tzu hacked you to death!"
"You say it again!! Lao Tzu hasn't eaten human flesh for several days, and I'm so hungry! ”
"Lao Tzu cut your little bird to soak in wine!"
Listening to everyone's vicious threats, and looking at the fierce appearance of everyone wielding knives and guns, Pang Zijing shuddered. Out of instinct, he wanted to continue to maintain a high-flying and domineering posture, but he unconsciously squeezed out a flattering smile, no longer daring to be arrogant, bent down and nodded: "Heroes, there is something to shrink (say), something to shrink (say)!" ”
Everyone "cut" together with disdain - coward!
Tang An turned around and pressed down with both hands: "We are all Sven people, what do we look like when we move our hands and feet--put down our swords." ”
Tang An's words were not listened to, and the soldiers lazily put away their weapons, but a pair of vicious eyes undoubtedly revealed a message to Pang Zijing: Lao Tzu's sword was pulled out, and he couldn't control it!
Tang An turned around, hugged Pang Zijing's shoulders with great affection, and said with a smile: "Don't mind Pang Gongzi, these men are strong-blooded, and sometimes even I am afraid of being ruthless." If we don't agree with each other, even our own people will be cut down, and thirteen of them have died along the way -- all of them have been hacked to death by our own people. Who doesn't have a temper when they practice martial arts? ”
Pang Zijing swallowed his saliva, wiped the cold sweat that gushed out because of fear, a pair of slit-like little eyes with flattery, and the chick pecked at the rice and nodded again and again: "Proposed (rational) solution, heroes and heroes have straightforward personalities." ”
"You understand, that's great." Tang An smiled, "By the way, you just said it...... You also have to go up the mountain, do you have to participate in this debate? ”
Knowing that the group of Tang people on the other side was not easy to mess with, Pang Zijing said extremely cooperatively: "Well, this father...... Phew-Little brother I am a person from Linzhi (Zi), and the eldest brother (you) also know that my father is also a doctor, so I naturally hope that my little brother Ling (can) be able to enter the court as an official, and the light material (Yao) lintel. But in our Qi country, if you can't enter the Jixia School Palace, you won't have the qualifications to enter the court, and Linzhi (Zi) can produce many people, this ...... That one...... It is...... Hehe...... (You) get it, right? ”
Hearing that he couldn't say why, Tang An thought for a little and understood the deep meaning.
Linzi is the capital of Qi State, and it must occupy the largest number of school palaces. However, there are countless high-ranking officials and nobles in Kyoto, the competition is too fierce, and this bucktooth is too grassy, and there is definitely no hope of getting ahead in Bianjing. That's why his father thought of the curve to save the country, and sent him to Zou County, where the relationship network was not complicated enough, and wanted to occupy the quota here. His father is also a member of the imperial court, and the examiner of Zou County still has to give this thin face.
"Understood." Tang An patted his bucktooth shoulder "very understandingly", and said with "admiration" on his face: "It must be that Ling Zun thinks that Pang Gongzi's talent has no opponent in Linzi, and he is afraid that you will be proud and complacent, so he wants you to refer to it elsewhere to broaden your horizons and broaden your knowledge, right?" Alas, I understand all too well the feeling of loneliness of this master. ”
Pang Zijing accepted this journey that did not belong to him at all, and sighed: "Big brother really observes the road (in) slightly, but I didn't expect that this can't be hidden from you (you)." By the way, haven't you asked your big brother for his name? ”
If a cute little Lori with a soft voice and a soft body screamed like "big brother", Tang An would definitely feel comfortable and fluttering. But being called by a bucktooth with an extremely ugly head and not very bright, Tang An felt a chill all over his body.
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. In Xia Tang Xiao'an, he is the steward of the Tang Feixue Yue Lan Pavilion. Tang An arched his hand, pointed to the convoy behind him and said: "Our Tang Dynasty No. 1 Dancer Liu Dumping Song Willow everyone came here this time to challenge the world's No. 1 Dancer Feng Zhiyao." ”
"What courage, so courage!" Even though Pang Zijing has a million feelings of disdain in his heart, in the face of a group of villains with many powerful people, he still makes a big slap against his will. He arched his hand and said: "That is the case, then the little brother wishes the eldest brother and the king a victory, and farewell!" ”
"Stop!"
Tang An called lightly, making the ugly monster who turned around and was about to flee cry bitterly. Fei quickly covered up his depressed and tangled face, and when he turned around, he put on a sunny smile again, and asked, "What's the matter with big brother?" ”
Tang An stretched out a finger: "First, our surname is Liu, not Wang." ”
"Ouch!" Buckteeth slapped his head, and said with a face full of remorse: "Look at my ears! I'm really sorry, I'm sorry! ”
How could Tang An not be able to see his little bit of caution? Want to run? Hmph, if you let the fat delivered to your mouth run away easily, Lao Tzu won't have to mix it up.
"Second, isn't Pang Gongzi going to argue? Fuzipo is not in that direction. ”
"Seems (yes)?" Pang Zijing pretended to look left and right, and said with a look of shame: "Thanks to the reminder from the big brother (you)." I'm a road idiot, and I almost got lost again. ”
Get lost? You're lost! There is only one way up the mountain that can you get lost? Treat grandfathers for fools, don't you?
Seeing that a group of men were about to draw their knives again, Tang An hurriedly stopped them again, and the shadow-like ghost claws hooked on Luo Ya's shoulders again, and said with a smile: "It's okay, helping others is my consistent good character, Pang Gongzi must not take it to heart." It just so happens that we are also going to have a good time to debate, and we happen to be on the way with you. It's better to meet by chance, let's go on the road together, and have a good response. ”
Pang Zijing glanced at the malicious eyes of everyone opposite, and said with a miserable smile: "No...... No need, the big brother (you) still have important things to do, and it just so happens that the little brother also wants to enjoy the Kun (spring) flowers all over the mountains, let's say goodbye. ”
The cold of early spring is not over, don't say it's a spring flower, and the bare branches don't even give birth to buds.
"Alas!" Tang An sighed with great regret and said, "Pang Gongzi, I am a Sven person, and Sven people like to express it in a subtle way the most, but you didn't understand the meaning of my words." ”
Pang Zijing's heart sank, and he smiled reluctantly: "What do you say about big brother?" ”
What this means is...... Congratulations, you've been kidnapped! ”