Chapter 0204: Ambush Hunting Squire
Li Ang and Yang Nan made an appointment to have a drink in an orchid restaurant in Xishi, but before the food came up, Li Ang broke out the inside story of "I have an agreement with your mother in the spring", which made Yang Nan blush.
But she was angry, she didn't walk away, Li Ang has always teased her, she didn't cover her mouth, she knew better than anyone else. Why didn't she like to play tricks on Leon?
Both of them are people with crooked intestines, and they are really a natural pair.
Besides, for Yang Nan, he was touched by him, and he was kissed by him, and it was impossible for Fang to be indifferent at all. Now, although she still makes a little bit of a petty attitude to Li Ang from time to time, most of the time, she deliberately lets him.
Otherwise, with her cleverness, if she really wanted to play tricks on Li Ang, Li Ang might not be able to deal with it.
After the beautiful orchid brought the wine and food, Yang Nan took the wine jug, poured a glass of wine for Li Ang, and said, "I am a weak woman, and I occasionally play a little cautious, and others will not take it seriously." But you are a big man, especially if you enter the officialdom in the future, you still have to learn to hide your clumsiness;
As the saying goes, those who are good at fighting die in soldiers, and those who are good at swimming drown. Remember that being smart is mistaken by being smart, sometimes it is not necessarily a bad thing to suffer a small loss, and people who suffer a small loss usually do not suffer a big loss. ”
When Li Ang heard this, he was vigilant, and in the past year, he has indeed been playing some tricks, and now he even plays with the two prime ministers of the current dynasty.
These things seem to be quite smart on the surface, but how can they be harmless? After all, no one else is stupid.
For example, this time, although he saved Li Shi and gave him advice, he slandered Li Linfu. At the moment, Li Shizhi must be grateful.
But he inevitably left a scheming impression in Li Shizhi's heart.
In the future, others will inevitably pay attention to you, and it is unlikely that they will be concerned about you again.
"Girl. Thanks for the reminder, I'll take note. It's true. Li Ang picked up the wine glass and touched Yang Nan's wine glass, "In the future, I will be less clever and suffer a small loss, and when it is critical, you will come forward to defend me, so that you can give people an impression." You're the wiser, and I'm a sincere person. ”
"You're not finished, and you're pulling it on me again, and I won't tell you." Yang Nan pouted and looked out the window.
Outside the window, the snow was clear, bright, and lively voices came. In Chang'an, there has always been a saying that the east is rich and the west is rich, and the west market covers an area of more than 1,600 acres and gathers 220 industries. There are 40,000 large and small shops, of which the proportion of Hu merchants reaches one-tenth. All of them have thousands of dollars in their pockets, and they are so rich.
In the bustling city, there are all kinds of people. When Li Ang followed Yang Nan out of the window, he found an interesting incident, the Wuhou Shop soldier who was in charge of patrolling the security of the neighborhood. A suspicious person was caught in the crowd of people passing by.
Just as Jingzhao Yin Xiao Jiong was passing by, the soldiers of Wuhoupu reported the matter to Xiao Jiong;
Xiao Jiong rode over. Ordered the suspicious person to be stripped of his clothes and searched. I saw that the man's thick arm was tattooed with two lines of tattoos, the left book "Life is not afraid of Jing Zhaoyin", and the right book "Death is not afraid of King Yama".
After looking at these two lines of tattoos, Xiao Jiong's face turned green. shouted angrily: "Take it back to the prison first and wait for trial!" ”
The onlookers in the city couldn't help but laugh. Li Ang and Yang Nan also saw it clearly, and the two of them glanced at each other, and burst out laughing.
Li Ang laughed and teased: "In this Chang'an City, it's really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, I can see such a hero today, I have seen it, hahaha........."
Yang Nan also had a bright smile on his face, and said to Li Ang: "This Jing Zhaoyin is also Li Linfu's person, he was originally a household servant, and together with Li Linfu, one is called 'Rongzhu Prime Minister', and the other is called 'Fu Hunting Waiter'. Just a couple, hee-hee-hee......."
Li Ang suddenly became interested, and asked: "Girl, what is the prime minister of the roe deer, the hunting squire, tell me quickly." ”
Yang Nan asked with some curiosity: "You haven't heard of such a fun thing?" ”
"Hehe, girl, you don't know, I'm from a small place, where have I heard this, tell me about it."
Yang Nan learned this and said with a smile: "As the saying goes, things gather by like, and people are divided by groups." Li Linfu hasn't read any books, he often makes some jokes, and most of the people he promoted have never read any books, such as this Xiao Jiong, and the former Zuo Xiang Niu Cyclamen, well, there are a lot of them.
Once, Li Linfu's cousin Taichang Shaoqing Jiang Du was happy to have a noble son, Li Linfu sent someone to send a congratulatory gift, and attached a congratulatory sticker, the congratulatory sticker had the words "smell the celebration of the deer", the Jiang family was full of congratulatory guests, and when they saw the prime minister, they actually wrote Rong Zhang as a deer, and they couldn't help laughing, and they became a laughing stock for a while, and they ...... laughing."
When Li Ang heard it, he couldn't help but laugh, the Book of Poetry? Lesser? Si Gan has a saying: "It is a man who gives birth to a bed, a bed that carries clothes, and a zhang that carries a carry." ”
By extension, the ancients called the birth of a man "Zhang", Zhang is jade, and a gentleman is like jade!
Li Linfu made Zhang into a roe deer, then he would become a roe deer, and the master saw it, and it was strange if he was not angry.
After laughing, Li Ang asked again: "Girl, tell me quickly, what's going on with this Fuchai squire?" ”
Yang Nan took a sip of red wine, moistened his throat, and began to tell Li Ang the story vividly: "During the Kaiyuan period, Xiao Jiong was promoted by Li Linfu and served as the head of the household department.
While waiting for the banquet, Xiao Jiong was bored, so he took a copy of "The Book of Rites" to read. Xiao Jiong didn't learn and didn't know how to do it, and read 'steaming and tasting Fula' as 'steaming and tasting ambush hunting', Xiao Jiong didn't understand what it meant, where else did he mutter, 'What does this ambush hunt mean?' Could it be that they are lying in ambush and waiting for their prey? ’;
Fu Ra originally referred to Futian and Layue, but when it came to Xiao Jiong's mouth, it became an ambush and hunting, Yan Tingzhi heard it, and almost laughed out loud, he and Zhang Jiulingshan were at odds with the officials of Li Linfu's faction, so he deliberately asked Xiao Jiong: Xiao Shilang, what are you talking about? I didn't hear it;
Xiao Jiong not only read the 'Steaming Ambush Hunting' again in public, but also asked everyone stupidly if this meant lying in ambush and waiting for the prey, everyone couldn't help but laugh when they heard it;
After Yan Tingzhi went back, he said to Zhang Jiuling: Zhang Xianggong, there is already a prime minister in the court, and if there is another ambush hunting attendant, won't it be rumored to be a laughing stock in the world. After Zhang Xianggong heard this, he released Xiao Jiong as the assassin of Qizhou. ”
Li Ang listened to Yang Nan's eloquent speech, but this time he didn't smile, and asked thoughtfully: "What about Yan Tingzhi now?" Is it still in the middle of the court? ”
Yang Nan was very satisfied when he heard the string song and knew the elegance, and replied: "After Zhang Xianggong resigned, Yan Tingzhi was belittled again and again by Li Linfu, and he was not allowed to resign from the government on the grounds of illness, and died of depression. ”
Li Ang listened, and as expected, now, Xiao Jiong, who has not read anything, can say loudly, I, Hu Hansan, are back again. Yan Tingzhi, who made fun of Xiao Jiong proudly back then, is now at peace?
Li Ang understood that Yang Nan said this, and his original intention was to warn him, don't be like Yan Tingzhi in the future, be rash, and try to be quick for a while.
As far as this matter is concerned, although Xiao Jiong is said to be unlearned, he can strictly uphold it, and it is not a gentleman's doing, and it can even be said to be very inauthentic, so teasing people in public, as long as it is a person, it will be regarded as a lifelong shame.
What's more, Yan Tingzhi relied on Zhang Jiuling's protection, and he couldn't do anything about himself, and after he went back, he even mocked Li Linfu, the "Prime Minister of the Deer", and it was not strange that he ended up depressed.
(To be continued.) )