86 Irony of the couplet, the literary style is different, and it is difficult to conspire

It is said that Liang Wenzhen went to the Oiran election of Huamanlou with an injury, won Hua Sumei's **, and redeemed himself for it, and enjoyed the blessings of Qi people for the first time, which was wonderful and made him have endless aftertastes.

Soon, the prefect Chen Wenzhao and a royal historian came to Yanggu, Liang Wenzhen, as a rich party, in order to fulfill the friendship of the landlord, booked a room in Wei Ning's real kung fu, banqueted the imperial history and the prefect, and the county order was also invited.

Liang Wenzhen sent a carriage and a horse to the government to receive the real kung fu of the imperial history and the others, and he drove another carriage forward. Unexpectedly, there was an accident on the road, and it was a little late.

knocked on the door, and Liang Wenzhen, who was panting, was tidying up his clothes at the door. With a "please come in", Liang Wenzhen gently pushed open the door, but saw that the three of them had already sat down and looked at him.

Liang Wenzhen said, "Everyone, I'm sorry. Some things have been delayed on the way, and I hope to bear with it. At this time, the table was full of delicacies, the fragrance of the dishes was overflowing, and the three of them had already started, and when they saw Liang Wenzhen coming, they put their chopsticks on the table.

The county order got up to return the salute, and the prefect also signaled with a smile, but Yu Shi gave Liang Wenzhen a blank look, and he was very unhappy in his heart. The prefect said: "This is Lord Liu Kunliu of the Imperial History, please ask the officials of Liang to meet Lord Liu." ”

"I've seen Lord Liu." Liang Wenzhen hurriedly said.

After taking a seat, Liang Wenzhen beckoned to pour wine and tea, and staggered his plans.

After three or five cups, Yu Shi Liukun said: "I heard that Liang Daguanren, Wen Taowu Strategy, business wizard, is willing to meet friends with Wen today, I don't know if Liang Daguan is willing to chant words and give advice?" ”

Liang Wenzhen smiled and said: "Lord Yushi has an order, it is better to be respectful than to obey his fate." "The county order and the prefect all sweated for Liang Wenzhen, thinking about the imperial history, born in Jinshi, entered the Hanlin, and the four books and five classics are all fine, and Liang Wenzhen is a businessman, how can he compare with him.

"Okay, I'll use what is in the room to do the right, you can play as you please. Three pairs of you can match the two, I am willing to bow down. "Yushi looks like he has a chance to win.

Liang Wenzhen was neither humble nor arrogant, walked over, sat down, smiled again to show his apologies, picked up chopsticks again, and said to everyone: "Please." The banquet continued, and Liang Wenzhen went to get the wine jug.

"Wait," Liu Kun said, putting the chopsticks on the bowl, and said, "I have a couplet here, I don't know if the Liang officials can match it." ”

"Lord Liu, and the question is solved, I am willing to give it a try." Liang Wenzhen said, "Liu Da is talented and has eight buckets, and he is rich in five cars, and he is defeated in the hands of adults, although he is still honored." ”

Liu Kun was overjoyed when he heard this, but he secretly despised it in his heart. I think that this Liang Wenzhen is just a boast of patting horses, a person who does not learn and has no skills, he has gained luck and made a fortune, and he is just a rich man in the sky, which is not worth mentioning.

"And listen," Liu Kun said with great ambition, "just use the wine pot to solve the problem, Shanglian: the thin-spouted pot dares to stretch out its mouth to the waist." Liang Daguan invited. ”

The prefect and the county magistrate were stunned. Liu Kunming is making a question, but secretly he has something to say, accusing Liang Wenzhen, you guy, you are really rude, you dare to make the official wait for a long time, and now you want to "go against it" with the official, it is really courageous.

"The little one is offended," Liang Wenzhen smiled and said, "but the flat-headed lock is rusty from the stomach." Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if this is possible. ”

When the prefect and the county order heard it, they secretly screamed in their hearts. Liang Wenzhen also borrowed things as a metaphor for people, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, saying, you are such a dignified imperial history, you are such a small-bellied chicken intestine, without measure, full of bad water. But with such a-for-tat, won't the imperial history remember him? It's hard to say.

Liu Kun listened, and he was really displeased, but this battle was really neat, and he was neither humble nor arrogant, and he was quite personable. So from that displeasure, two more respects were born, and he said: "The afterlife is terrible, the afterlife is terrible!" ”

The prefect and the county commander didn't seem to blame Yushi, and they breathed a sigh of relief for Liang Wenzhen. Liang Wenzhen picked up the wine jug again and said, "I am delayed due to the next matter, and I would like to give you a glass of wine to show your apologies." After finishing speaking, from the imperial history to the prefect, and then to the county order, I poured the wine one by one.

Liang Wenzhen raised the wine glass, and the prefect and the county order cooperated to hold the wine glass, but Liu Kun was thoughtful and said: "This official has another link, I wonder if Liang Daguan is willing to give it a try?" ”

Liang Wen really thought, anyway, he has already faced the last pair, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't come out. Because he said: "Let's give it a try, don't laugh." ”

The prefect and the county commander both scolded in their hearts, you guy, you don't know how to restrain yourself when you get cheap, and you have to take the second move, I'm afraid you're asking for hardship.

"This second couplet is," said Goshi, gesturing on the table, "one o'clock or three o'clock of cold wine." ”

This link, compared with the previous one, is more difficult. Not only from the perspective of splitting the words, but also from the perspective of the three words "cold wine", he also said: Although you invited me to eat wine, you were not sincere. Your heart is as cold as this wine.

The prefect and the prefect both laughed secretly, you guy, you don't know what to do, you don't know what to do, you don't know what to do, and now you have suffered a loss, you really deserve it.

Liang Wenzhen thought for a moment and said, "This is quite difficult. Yushi became more and more vigorous, and the prefect and the county order also looked gloating.

"But." Liang Wenzhen's words turned sharp, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and everyone was stunned and looked at him dumbfounded.

"I happen to have a couplet," everyone thought he was bragging, but Liang Wenzhen said, "It's like: lilacs are hundreds of heads, thousands of heads." ”

Everyone grasped it in their hearts, but the three words "lilac" were the same as the three words "hundreds of thousands". And the lilacs themselves are clusters, clusters, and directly use the words "hundreds of thousands", as if saying: Your imperial history is really varied, and you can find blame everywhere.

"Liang Daguan is really good at writing," Liu Kun said, "and he is neither humble nor arrogant, brave and strategic, and the old man really admires it." Liu Kun's words came from the bottom of his heart, he felt that he was a person, cherished his talent, and was determined to be good friends with Liang Wenzhen.

"Yu Shi is praised, I dare not be ashamed," Liang Wenzhen said, "I don't know what the third couplet of adults is?" ”

This small corner, the subject matter is limited, the imperial history data determined that Liang Wenzhen could not accept the recruitment, so he boasted of Haikou, now Liang Wenzhen is out of two pairs, he is Jiang Lang's talent, it is difficult for him, because he said: "I have long said that you will win the two pairs, this third couplet, don't say it." ”

A burst of laughter broke out at the banquet, the atmosphere was changing, everyone was overjoyed, and they were each rewarded. Where did Liang Wenzhen get the confidence to dare to take over the imperial history's literary tricks and start the couplet. It's because he has more than a thousand years of knowledge, and later generations have already summarized some famous and difficult pairs in history on the Internet and spread them everywhere, and Liang Wenzhen has read a lot.

At the end of a table of wine, Liang Wenzhen always had something on his mind. Seeing that it was already a mess, I was afraid of missing the opportunity, so I was cross-minded and said: "There is something below, I want to inquire about the adults, and I don't say a word or two." ”

Everyone laughed: "But it doesn't hurt to say, you should do your best." ”

"This Pan Jinlian from the Yanggu County Jiaole Workshop is an old man, and she takes care of each other on weekdays," Liang Wenzhen said, "Now I heard that someone above is going to transfer her to another place, I don't know if the adults know some inside story." ”

When Liu Kun heard this, his face changed suddenly, but he immediately said with a pleasant face: "I don't know this." "But I thought in my heart, I intend to be friendly with you, how can I be different, not to conspire with each other. May you be blessed.

Liang Wenzhen observed his words and looks, and saw the slightest change in Liu Kun in his eyes and in his heart, knowing that there must be something strange about this matter, he suddenly felt anxious.

The sentence is out of bounds, and the words are divided into two ends. But on the second day, Yu Shi Liukun went to the music workshop, and during the conversation with the steward, it was the musician Fan Sheng who was waiting, talking about some elegant music.

There was a period of officialdom, the steward retreated, and the music came to an abrupt end. Liu Kun looked over, but saw the musician coming over, and said: "My lord, in Xia Fan Sheng, he is a musician from Yanggu Teaching Music Workshop, and I don't know whether to talk about it or not." ”

Fan Sheng didn't have the idea of beating Pan Jinlian that time, and after being taught a lesson by Fang Qin, he didn't repent, but he wanted to wait for an opportunity to take revenge. Now, he wants to recommend this Pan Jinlian to Yu Shi, Yu Shi sees such a woman with both lust and art, and he must be moved, and it is not impossible to send her away, so it is just out of sight.

"But it doesn't hurt to say it." Liu Kun didn't even look at him, only said coldly.

"Lord Qiyu, although this Yang Valley is small, it can hide a stunning beauty." Fan Sheng's voice was full of emotion, and said, "In this Yanggu Sect Music Workshop, there is a slave woman named Pan Jinlian. She is both beautiful and artistic, the best in the world. ”

When Liu Kun heard this, he secretly thought, where is this Pan Jinlian sacred. attracted the two rich families to fall for it, and her husband died because of her, so she must really have the charm of Daji and the stunning beauty of Xizi. I was here to see her, but now I don't want to hesitate for a moment. Because he said, "Oh, I would like to see her, and you will bring her." ”

Fan Sheng got the order of the imperial history and sent someone to call Pan Jinlian.

Pan Jinlian lowered her head and walked slowly, full of fear, walked to Yushi, and saluted: "The slave family has seen an adult." Such a light body and elegant demeanor have already made Yushi's heart pound.

"And keep your head up," Liu Kun said. Pan Jinlian raised her head timidly, her moth eyebrows were slightly frowned, her apricot eyes were blurred, and there was a foxy aura from her bones, like a character in a painting, which made Yu Shi want to stop.

"It's absolutely stunning." Liu Kun said, "You should step back first." Pan Jinlian said, "The slave family obeys the order", her lips opened slightly, her teeth were not exposed, and she smiled lightly.

Liu Kun couldn't help but sigh. Seeing this, Fan Sheng was secretly happy in his heart, approached Liu Kun's body, and said, "What do you think of this woman?" ”

"The spirit fox in the mountains should be comparable, and I am afraid that there is no such woman in the world." Liu Kun's eyes were dilated, and his mouth was full of admiration.

"It's just that the rose is prickly, and it's hard to find good flowers." Fan Sheng said with a sad face.

"Oh, what do you mean by that?" Yushi looked puzzled and said.

"This Pan Jinlian has a Jinlan sister, who is very good at kung fu. and made friends with Pan Jinlian's lover Liang Wenzhen, I am afraid that it is Liang's meticulous work, whoever wants to fight this Pan Jinlian's idea, she will definitely make a hindrance from it. Fan Shengdao, the implication is to let Yu Shi get rid of the scourge of Fang Qin first.

Liu Kun thought secretly in his heart and thought about it.

At noon that day, Fang Qin was kicked out of the teaching workshop by the steward, and when he went out, he heard people talking, and after some inquiry, he heard that Pan Jinlian would be transferred to Tokyo, and he was anxious, so he immediately went to the Liang Mansion to inform him.

This Pan Jinlian will be transferred to another place, how Liang Wenzhen will deal with it, and listen to the next decomposition.