Duan Zan thought that he was superficial, but he didn't expect his brothers to be the same, so he sneered and said, "My father saw me laughing and gave me a kick directly!" It turned out that I was stupid! ”

Changsun Chong and Li Yexu, Duan Zan have the same mood, the old fox is always the old fox, he eats more salt than they eat rice, and crosses more bridges than they walk, this sentence is not exaggerated. These young people are easily confused by appearances and cannot see the essence of things; And those old people, who have experienced a lot of things, have a discerning eye, and can see the essence of things with a little pondering.

Therefore, when parents talk about us, we can't just feel bored, in fact, everything they say must have a deep meaning. Just like Brother Duan's family, it's not because there is no third-generation descendant to make trouble, you must know that there is no descendant, your Duan family throws away your head and spills blood, who will you give it to in the future! Glory and status are not brought by life, and death is not brought away. The eldest grandson Chong took the opportunity to give Li Yexu and Duan Qian a political lesson, and uprooted the rebellious thoughts in the two.

Li Yexu was deeply emotional, and said: "Brother, if someone else told me this, I wouldn't listen at all, and now that I'm talking to you like this, I finally know my grandfather's hardships now." As you all know, my father only knows how to eat fasting and recite Buddha, and prepare to become an immortal. My grandfather could only put all his hopes on me and the heir, and I was the eldest brother, so I was even more severe. But I'm also very grateful to my grandfather, who taught me a lot, and I'm not afraid to go to war. ”

"Yes, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, so don't complain and face it calmly." As if he had figured it out, Duan Qian said with a smile and toasted again.

After being full of wine and food, Duan Qian was about to go home and asked more: "Brother Chongxian, is there anything that needs to be avoided in this medicine?" ”

The eldest grandson rushed to a spirit, almost forgot about this matter, and hurriedly added: "After taking the pill, men and women can only eat white porridge, and don't eat anything else, let alone meat, oil, remember, you can only eat white porridge, and eat it for a month." ”

"Oh!" Duan Zan was glad, fortunately he asked one more question, otherwise it would not have been a waste of the pill, "That's right, that······ After that, what······ When do you have sex with you? ”

From Duan Qiang's red face and red ears, Li Yexu, who was happy on the side, seemed to have taken a stimulant, and said with a smile: "Second Brother Duan, is it still a chick?" ”

Duan Qian was told by Li Yexu, his face turned even redder, and he said: "You are the chick, I can have two maids in the same room by my side!" ”

Li Ye laughed, the Duan family's tutor is very strict, what kind of maid is serving them, but the old woman, from Duan Zong's blush and strong words today, he must be a fresh boy chicken.

"What are you laughing at, my first time was to stay in the cave room for candle nights, how can it be like you all the bastard thing." Duan Qian said angrily, whether it is in the eldest grandson's house, he stretched out his hand to beat Li Yexu.

The eldest grandson hurriedly hugged it and said, "Ye Xu, don't laugh, Brother Duan is cleaning himself." As you asked just now, I will tell you that you can have intercourse, and you must have intercourse often, so that you have a better chance of getting pregnant. ”

Duan Qian thought that this matter was more urgent, so he went home first and gave the medicine to his brother. As for Li Yexu, this kid, he will have the opportunity to cut him in the future.

Duan Qian took the pill and hurried home, just in the courtyard to see the eldest brother Duan Ying who was accompanying his sister-in-law to watch the plum blossoms.

Smelling a smell of wine on Duan Ying's body from a distance, Duan Ying frowned and wanted to get angry, Duan Ying's wife Fan knew that the little uncle had been in a bad mood recently, and she was still talking back to the old man, and she had already guessed what this little uncle was thinking in his heart.

"Husband, the second uncle is in a bad mood, don't add fuel to the fire, if you want to blame me, it's useless, you can't leave the Duan family behind!" When Fan thought of this, she felt like a fish in her throat, and she was distressed.

Duan Ying saw that his wife was uncomfortable, and said distressedly: "Rou'er, don't be like this, I will definitely live up to you!" The two have known each other since childhood, and they are childhood sweethearts, and their feelings are very deep. Can't insert a third person.

Duan Qian went to the eldest brother from afar, and the sister-in-law kissed me and me, to be honest, I was still very envious of these two people in my heart, so I couldn't help but speed up my steps and said, "Big brother, sister-in-law, I have good things for you." ”

Duan Ying wondered, this younger brother only knew how to practice martial arts, and he had no heart or lungs, how could he have something for him today, and asked, "Second brother, what is it?" ”

Duan Qian took out the porcelain bottle containing the pill and said, "Brother, this is the medicine I found for you and my sister-in-law, it is an ancient recipe, and the source is reliable. You can try it, maybe I can hold my eldest nephew this year. ”

Duan Ying looked at the good-looking glass bottle, there were a few pills, held them in her hand and half-believed, and asked, "Is this thing useful?" We've tried so many times that we don't plan to try again. ”

Duan Qian was anxious, this was carefully developed by Changsun Chong, could it be a bad thing, repulsed the people on the left and right, and said softly: "Big brother, sister-in-law, this thing is not from those You Fanglang who don't know the details, but the younger brother got it from Changsun Chong." ”

"Eldest Sun Chong?" Duan Ying was surprised, when did the eldest grandson Chong study medicine, didn't he come up with a philosophy and dialectics recently?

"That super gold sore medicine was made by Changsun Chong according to the ancient recipe for the interview, my ass was beaten like that, I applied the medicine, and the next day I got up and played with the stone lock. This pregnancy-promoting medicine should not be bad. Duan Qian explained, convince the eldest brother and sister-in-law as soon as possible.

"The newly made gold sore medicine, although it is not as good as the one you use, is not much worse. But how could Changsun Chong give you this medicine? Although Duan Ying believed it a little, he didn't think that the Duan family and the eldest grandson family had such a good relationship, so let the eldest grandson family take it out and give it to them.

Duan Qian straightened his chest, and said with a smug smile: "My eldest grandson Chong and I are good brothers, and we almost cut off the head of the chicken and burn the yellow paper, so I said a few words in front of him, and he was interested and gave me this medicine." ”

Duan Ying looked at the second brother who was about the same height as him, or even stronger than him, and realized that the second brother had grown up, and he was not the little child who only knew how to follow his ass. Duan Ying patted Duan Qiang's shoulder vigorously and said, "Thank you, second brother!" ”

"We are brothers, and we are talking about these foreign ways, by the way, after taking this medicine, we can only eat white porridge and nothing else. Big brother, you like to drink wine and eat meat, if you want children, you must avoid it; Sister-in-law, you like to eat some sweet pastries, and you can't eat them in the future. If you commit a taboo, the medicine you take will not work. Duan Qian emphasized the taboo, he kowtowed for ninety-nine worships, and he couldn't kneel to the last one.

Fan frowned and asked, "Second uncle, do you really want to taboo?" ”

Duan Qian said in a deep voice: "Of course, whether you can have children depends on this time, sister-in-law, even if you are greedy, you have to hold back, maybe soon, you will have your own son." ”

"Okay, I'm taboo, we husband and wife only eat white porridge." As soon as Fan thought that his belly could get bigger, his silent heart beat hotly, isn't it that he can't eat snacks for a month, it's a trivial matter.

Seeing that the two of them had made up their minds, Duan Qian turned around and left, and suddenly thought of the words of the eldest grandson Chong, and said: "After taking the medicine, you should have more intercourse, and the chance of conception is greater!" ”

"Second Uncle······" When Fan's face turned red when he heard this, he was told these things by his brother-in-law in front of his husband, even if he had been married for several years, Fan's was still a little unaccustomed.

Duan Ying laughed and said, "Haha, thank you second brother, I know how to do it for my brother." ”

Seeing her husband's hearty laughter, Fan shyly lifted her skirt and turned to leave.

"Big brother, hurry up and chase after my sister-in-law, as for my father, I will tell him that he will arrange fewer errands for you recently! Try not to go to the night watch. Duan Ying said with a smile, Duan Ying has strong martial arts, and she is a guard with a knife in the palace, and she is naturally assigned to the day shift and night shift when she is on duty in the palace.

"Bastard boy!" Duan Ying scolded with a smile, the age difference between the two is six years, and it can be regarded as he watched his younger brother grow up, and now his younger brother knows to sympathize with him as an elder brother.

Duan Qian went to Duan Zhixuan's study and reported the matter.

Duan Zhixuan nodded, and said concisely: "If your sister-in-law is pregnant, I will let you go to the battlefield this year." ”

"Thank you, Dad!" Duan Qian was overjoyed, and he couldn't wait for his sister-in-law's belly to grow tomorrow.

Let's say that Duan Ying and Fan Shi returned to the room, poured hot water and took pills, and felt light for a while, and their bodies gradually became hot, so they couldn't wait to close the door and perform the gift of Zhou Gong.

The maids who were waiting with them didn't dare to get close and slow down too closely, but the sound inside was too evil, too heart-pounding, and red-faced.

Duan Qian heard the return of the little guy with him, and secretly enjoyed it for a long time, it was rare for his eldest brother Duan Ying to have such a profligate thing, the eldest brother was very similar to his father Duan Zhixuan, with a black face, as if someone else owed him money, and he had been beaten by his father and eldest brother's black feet before.

Duan Zhixuan went to Duan Ying's boss to say hello, and this month, his son was unwell and asked for leave to recuperate. Duan Zhixuan personally explained the real reason to Li Er, and Li Er was not an unreasonable person, so he readily agreed, approved the vacation, and also rewarded a lot of precious medicinal materials, and sent the imperial doctor to take a look at it to show his favor.

Duan Qiang's actions this time made Duan Zhixuan feel very good, no matter whether he succeeded or not, his son knew that he could use his brains, and with his martial arts, he would not worry about being unproductive.

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