Chapter 235: Liu Bei's Confession
Catching Zhou is a very sacred thing for Chinese folk, just like the baptism of the West.
Grasping Zhou determines the future of their children, which is especially important for parents, especially those of wealthy and dignitaries.
Cao Cao never expected that at such a sacred moment when his son caught Zhou, he would roll out a meatball to stir up the situation.
And Xiao Cao, that is, Cao Cao's son, saw meatballs for the first time. He was immediately attracted by the unique aroma of meatballs, and without hesitation, he grabbed it and nibbled on it.
This Xiao Cao is Cao Cao's second son, that is, it is very likely to be Cao Pi. Although Mrs. Bian has become Qin Feng's daughter-in-law, this son was born to Bian's sister Bian Xiaomei, and the genes of the Bian family are there, so there should be nothing wrong.
Grasp the week, what to grasp, what to do in the future. Qin Feng originally thought that he should go to catch the seal ribbon, after all, Cao Pi later became the emperor, and the seal ribbon could best reflect his future. He was shocked to see that Xiao Cao had actually started to gnaw on meatballs.
With a bald mouth, he said, the word "foodie".
Cao Cao's head exploded at that time.
However, Xiao Cao became a foodie, it was not Qin Feng's fault, it was the fault of the person who threw the meatballs.
Therefore, Cao Cao's murderous gaze looked at the crowd in the direction where the meatballs were rolling.
Liu Bei in the crowd was weak and couldn't resist Cao Cao's murderous anger, but he didn't admit it, but shouted: "Who threw it?" ”
It... °F, after that, everyone's fingers were pointed at Liu Bei's head.
Yang Biao, the doctor in Taizhong, said angrily: "General Cao, it is Liu Bei, what the official saw with his own eyes was from the sleeve of his right hand. ”
In fact, many people saw it, especially the guests opposite Liu Bei.
When Yuan Shao heard this, his head was big, and he said to Qin Feng: "Zijin, is it not money in your sleeve pocket for ringworm?" Is it meatballs? What's going on? ”
Qin Feng was also incredible.
Spicy under the testimony of many people. Liu Bei couldn't deny it, and his facial expression at that time was distorted.
And Cao Cao was even more distorted, and his cannibalistic appearance walked over step by step. All the officials were there, Cao Cao endured it again and again, but in the end it was sprayed, and he roared: "Cheating! Ringworm more! Do you want to eat? You said it earlier. I'll prepare a pot of lion's head for you, what are you messing with now? Yes? ”
Liu Bei's face turned pale, but he deserved to be Liu Bei, and he quickly calmed down. He wiped the saliva from his face, and after getting rid of Cao Cao's murderous gaze, he said to everyone indifferently: "As we all know, I, Liu Bei, like General Cao's son, so I was afraid that he would be hungry, so I said to bring a lion head." When he finishes catching Zhou, he will give it to him to eat. ”
"What?" Everyone was dumbfounded by this "incisive" official explanation at the time.
Cao Cao eased up a little, but his still distorted face sprayed again at that time, "Cheating, you bastard." Look at the people who come in, and they bring toffee. You have a lion's head. How old is my son? Can he eat it? ”
"It's ......." Liu Bei was full of heart and guts, and he was afraid that Cao Cao would stab him with a sword. hurriedly made a confession, "I didn't think about it, I didn't think about it, I didn't think about it, I forgive my sins, I forgive my sins...... ”
Liu Bei made a lot of mistakes, who knows. When there was a loud sound, another thing fell out of Liu Bei's right sleeve. Everyone looked at it and was shocked, and it turned out to be a bronze wine jug inlaid with gold and jade that fell out.
Cao Cao looked at the flask that was grunting out of wine. The eyeballs widened again. Suddenly, his eyes were rounder.
In the exclamation of everyone, Qin Feng saw that Xiao Cao landed on all fours and climbed over. When he came to the wine jug, he crossed his legs on the ground, picked up the wine jug and drank it.
Not~. The audience resounded with thunderous exclamations.
Everyone was dumbfounded, even Qin Feng was not exempt from vulgarity.
And Cao Cao, dizzy and swaying, obviously, has exploded a lot of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular vessels, and some are unstable on their feet.
Liu Bei's face turned green, but it was worthy of Liu Bei, he quickly calmed down, and said to everyone indifferently: "Don't be nervous, as we all know, I like this son of General Cao, and I am afraid that he will be thirsty, so I bring a wine jug." ”
Plop plop~, some of the guests are elderly, and they can't stand the situation that happened at the scene, let alone Liu Bei's official explanation, they fell to the ground one by one holding their chests, and their limbs twitched, and they foamed at the mouth.
Everyone was completely dumbfounded, lost in Liu Bei's words.
Cao Cao completely exploded, he stretched out his hands and suddenly clamped Liu Bei's neck, and roared: "Cheating! Ringworm more! Are you kidding me? Do you think that if all the adults are here today, I Cao Cao will not be able to clean you up? I'm going to kill you today, kill you. ”
Liu Bei rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue when he was pinched, but in order to save his life, he reluctantly shouted: "General Cao, I am sincere, but I brought the wrong one, brought the wrong one!" ”
Suddenly, as Boss Cao kept shaking Liu Bei's neck, too much food fell out of Liu Bei's right sleeve. Large plates of chicken, pastries, roast suckling pork knuckle, you name it.
For a moment, everyone was dumbfounded.
Qin Feng suddenly realized and said: "It seems that the rumors are true, Lord Liu's family is poor and can't open the pot, this is the rhythm of eating and taking." ”
Only then did everyone suddenly realize that for a while they were "impressed" by Liu Bei, the newly appointed minister of the imperial court, and for a while, Liu Bei's reputation fell to the bottom in the imperial court.
However, on this happy day, the hundred officials could not sit back and watch Cao Cao strangle Liu Bei to death, so Kong Rong, Yang Biao and others ran over and pulled Cao Cao down from Liu Bei.
They persuaded one after another: "Lord Cao, General Cao, today is a day of great joy for your beloved son, and you must not see blood." ”
Cao Cao was angry, and his stomach was bulging like a toad.
And Liu Bei breathed a sigh of relief and shouted: "General Cao's son is really not a mortal, he can eat meat and drink a lot at a young age, and in the future, he must be a hero!" Eat and drink enough, so that you can make contributions, Lord Cao, this is not a thing, eat enough and catch Zhou! ”
When everyone heard this, it also made sense, so they persuaded one after another: "What Master Liu said makes sense, heroic people, you should eat and drink enough, and then decide the future." ”
Who knew that Cao Cao didn't do it, and he still wanted to kill Liu Bei.
At this time, Qin Feng walked over and muttered to Kong Rong, the descendant of Confucius.
Kong Rong walked out and said, "Yes, everyone is right. On behalf of Sage Kong, I now declare that the Zhou just now does not count. No, no, it was just a child's meal. From now on, it's the real week! ”
When the hundred officials heard this, they hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, what Master Kong said is right." They said to Cao Cao again: "General Cao, you see, the Sage Kong has announced that it doesn't count, so let's arrange the real arrest of Zhou." ”
Cao Cao held back his anger and arranged for his son to arrest Zhou.
After a while, Xiao Cao, who was full of food and drink, grabbed the seal ribbon and held it high above his head.
In the congratulatory voices of everyone, Boss Cao finally smiled.
However, with a bang, Xiao Cao threw the seal ribbon on the ground again. But everyone didn't see it. After all, the week has ended, and the seal ribbon can't always be held, and there are times to put it down.
Everyone returned to the banquet hall, and Boss Cao glared at Liu Bei with beads in his eyes. He also saw through the front and back, and he also knew that it was Liu Bei who even ate and took it, and it leaked, and the meatballs rolled out.
Boss Cao is the master, he has been staring at Liu Bei and not speaking, so the atmosphere in the banquet hall is very depressing, and no one speaks quietly.
Liu Bei couldn't leave, and if he stayed, he felt that his life was threatened. On the one hand, he diverted his gaze, and on the other hand, he curried favor with Cao Cao, so he got up and said, "General Cao, I don't know if your son can be named?" ”
Cao Cao snorted coldly and said, "The name determines the child's future, and I have been hesitant for a long time, and I haven't thought about it yet." ”
Sure enough, Liu Bei successfully diverted his gaze. The guests discussed one after another, and Kong Rong stood up and said: "General Qin's all-round talent in civil and military affairs is below the second generation of Confucius and Mencius, and the first person in Confucianism. General Qin is also here today, General Cao, why don't you ask General Qin to give him a name? ”
Qin Feng is a new saint of Confucianism and a great Confucian in the sea, and he is indeed qualified to give a name to Boss Cao's son.
Cao Cao's face was dark, this was his original face. He pondered for a while, to be honest, although he was a little unconvinced, he had to admit that Qin Feng's attainments in this aspect were indeed above him.
After all, Cao Cao and Qin Feng have exchanged hands several times, no matter how much poetry they committed, and each time Boss Cao has lost the upper hand.
Qin Feng has become a Confucian leader with the authentic "Science", and there are two great advantages to having him named, one is that it will not be a common name, and the other is that it will be named after a great Confucian, which is of great benefit to the future of children. Just like later generations, it is said that it is the name given by the great leader, and there are benefits to going there.
So, Cao Cao got up and saluted, "Brother Zijin, can you give your nephew a name?" ”
Oops~. Qin Feng secretly said that something was wrong, he hurriedly got up and said, "No, no, Brother Meng De, the younger brother is only a shallow ......." ”
Cao Cao was not happy when he heard this.
Kong Rong on the side stood up and said with a smile: "General Qin, you made the word card of "Qinyuan Spring", and when you were in Yingchuan, there were such masterpieces as "Burrow Ming". He said to everyone: "If General Qin is only a shallow learner...... ”
When everyone shook their heads together, Kong Rong said to Qin Feng: "General Qin, don't play with us. ”
Kong Rong and the others knew that Qin Feng was the number one professional piracy in history, and Kong Rong's last sentence was right.
Qin Feng was very embarrassed, and said in his heart, what the hell is this? Ye fooled you, you have always believed it, Lord is telling the truth, why hasn't anyone believed it yet?
Cao Cao was even more unhappy, and his face was ****: "Brother Xian, you and I are brothers, don't you want to give your old nephew a name?" ”
"It's ......." Qin Feng was speechless. In fact, he didn't want to name Cao Cao's son, but he was afraid that it would not be good and he couldn't live with Cao Cao.
But suddenly, Qin Feng came to inspiration, this inspiration came from the later generations, anyway, the routines of the later generations should be stolen, simply, he even gave the name of Boss Cao's son to the pirated version.
So Qin Feng pretended to groan slightly, and said very excitedly: "Brother Meng De, who is with whom our brothers." You are my brother-in-law, your family is my family, your son is my nephew, and your daughter-in-law ....... ”
"Huh?" Cao Cao's eyes widened, and the guests were shocked, what did they say, Qin Zijin wanted to rob Cao Cao of his wife? (To be continued.) )
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