Chapter 35: The Annoying Fly
"Hey, boy, what's that attitude?"
Seeing Zhao Lan sneering at him, Shi Yuankang, who was still lying lazily on the ground, immediately stood up, lay on the wooden railing, and shouted at him with dissatisfaction on his face.
"I'll give you one more chance and bring me your food."
Seeing that Zhao Lan ignored him, Shi Yuankang suddenly felt angry, stretched out his finger and pointed at Zhao Lan and said gloomily: "Otherwise, Uncle will see you fight once in the future." ”
Zhao Lan closed his eyes and ignored him, this kind of complacent person, it is better to put him aside and be cool.
"Hey, dog mongrel, are you so deaf, believe it or not, wait for the uncle to go out in the future, like my father sues you for plotting rebellion and traitors, and punish your nine clans."
Seeing that the three little Taoist priests were eating more and more porridge dishes, Shi Yuankang also became even more angry.
Just now he was slapped inexplicably, and the bowl of porridge he had just scooped was shattered on the ground, and it has not even eaten a drop of water until now.
Originally, he didn't feel anything, but seeing the boys next door eating so sweetly, he suddenly felt hungry.
Why doesn't the uncle have anything to eat, you can have someone to bring you food, and you are still such a beautiful chick.
Jealousy and hunger, Shi Yuankang suddenly howled at the next door with dissatisfaction.
I thought that if I came forward, the boys next door would honestly bring the food to him, but I never thought that the mongrels next door would not care about what he said.
It's okay, the uncle has no prestige at all in this prison.
The angry Shi Yuankang suddenly knocked on the wooden fence dissatisfied, and yelled angrily at Zhao Lan: "Boy, do you know who I am? I am a descendant of Wei Guogong, and you dare to be disrespectful to me. ”
"You're talking a lot of nonsense."
Shi Yuankang howled for a long time, Zhao Lan finally opened his eyes, and glanced at the howling Shi Yuankang expressionlessly, Zhao Lan frowned, and spit out a mockery from his mouth.
"Where is this, the prison of the bandits' den, what's the use of you laying your family background here, and taking people away, you think I'm one of those idiots around you?"
Zhao Lan mocked Shi Yuankang mercilessly, watching him panting and trembling and pointing at himself with trembling fingers, smiled disdainfully, turned his head to look at Su Zhan, who had the same eager expression on his side, but was embarrassed to come forward to eat, and continued to speak: "Why doesn't Brother Su eat?" You're welcome, it's all the food of those thieves anyway, and if you don't eat it, you won't eat it for nothing. ”
As he spoke, Zhao Lan stepped forward and picked up a steamed bun, handed it to Su Zhan, who had been silent, and said to him: "Eat, just like Brother Le said, they are all locked up in this prison, and they are destined to share the blessings and hardships." ”
Su Zhan was stunned for a moment, then waved his hand and excused himself: "I don't need it, I also drank porridge just now, and I am very full for the time being." ”
"You just eat, what's so embarrassing."
Just swallowed a mouthful of wild vegetables, Le Tao, who was grinning with bared teeth, suddenly leaned over, grabbed a piece of wild vegetables and stuffed it into Su Zhan's mouth, and then quickly took the steamed bun from Zhao Lan's hand and stuffed it into Su Zhan's mouth, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhao is right, they robbed me of the treasure of the Great Song Dynasty, and I don't know how many people I don't know, and I won't eat this meal for nothing." ”
Looking at Zhao Lan's action that was tantamount to declaring war on himself, Shi Yuankang angrily stretched out his finger, pointed at Zhao Lan's face and said, "Okay, boy, you have a kind, what is your name, believe it or not, Uncle Song returned to Da Song and copied your home." ”
Zhao Lan looked at Shi Yuankang with a hideous expression disdainfully, shook his head with a disdainful smile, and watched Le Tao and the others finish their meal.
"You, you ......"
Shi Yuankang, who had nowhere to vent his anger, pointed at Zhao Lan for a long time, and finally picked up one of the people around him who was beaten by him yesterday, expressed his anger, and beat him hard.
"Ah, you're so filled."
The little Taoist priest swallowed the last bite of steamed buns, sighed with a comfortable expression, and secretly glanced at the irritable Shi Yuankang next door.
The quarrel between him and Zhao Lan just now, the three of them naturally listened to it, and they were full of dissatisfaction with Shi Yuankang, not to mention that Shi Yuankang had bullied them in the past, so the little Taoist priest suddenly wanted to play tricks on him.
Falling to the hay floor and looking up at the top of the cell, the little Taoist priest stretched his waist and said to himself loudly: "This is the first time I have eaten so much since I was imprisoned, ...... But those wild vegetables are too bitter. ”
After speaking, he hiccuped, patted his chest and said to himself, "I'm going to vomit." ”
The monk licked the porridge bowl clean, put the bowl on the table, folded his hands and chanted a Buddha name, and then looked at the little Taoist priest who fell to the ground and mocked: "The poor monk has always thought that he has enough food, but he never thought that the donor was such an edible rice bucket, and he actually ate three steamed buns by himself, and the little monk admired." ”
The little Taoist priest raised his finger and pointed at the little monk, struggling a few times, but found that his full body could not move, so he had to hang his hand to the ground in a dejected manner, and said to the little monk viciously and weakly: "Dead Bajie monk, the master is eating too much now, and he will kill you when the master rests." ”
Le Tao did not participate in the daily argument between the two, but picked up a piece of hay on the ground, picked up the remaining herbaceous stems and leaves between his teeth, and then looked at Zhao Lan who was sitting by the wall, and continued to ask with a puzzled face: "Speaking of which, Brother Zhao, did you know these bandits before, why do it seem that the bandits here seem to value you very much, and specially sent the daughter of the island owner to bring you food, and it is much better than what we ate here before." ”
"Yes, I think that sister is very polite to the second brother." The little Taoist priest didn't answer the little monk's mocking words, turned to Zhao Lan's direction, and asked with a puzzled face: "Isn't it that Brother Zhao had a good relationship with that sister before?" ”
"Go, little fart kid knows what a good relationship is."
Le Tao waved his hand and pushed away the little Taoist's face, turned his head to look at Zhao Lan and said: "Brother Zhao, don't think my brother is too talkative, if you really have any entanglement with that little lady, it is better for my brother to see that you are still from now." In ancient times, the Marquis of Huaiyin could also be humiliated by his crotch, and the husband did not suffer the immediate losses, and it was the true meaning to be able to seek a glimmer of life. ”
Listening to Le Tao's words, Zhao Lan finally squinted at this "big brother" who had only known him for two days, but had always been enthusiastic about him, and finally showed a look of surprise and appreciation in his eyes.
His words are rough, but his reason is not rough.
If you want to live, sometimes you do have to let go of those ridiculous dignity.
It's just that in this kind of century, this kind of golden age when men have their knees under their knees, they can have such cheerful thoughts, but it really makes Zhao Lan's heart move.
"Brother Le, isn't there any bumps in the past?"
After being silent for a long time, Zhao Lan looked at Le Tao, who had been staring at her, and suddenly a question popped up.
Le Tao, who was admonishing Zhao Lan, was stunned for a moment when he heard his rhetorical question, and then looked at the four people staring at him around him, and suddenly smiled and said, "Why did it happen to me again, how could I have any ups and downs." ”
Zhao Lan smiled in a low voice, picked up the food box in his hand, tossed it in his hand, and then looked at the few people around him and continued: "Actually, I understand what you mean, if you can get out alive, my brother will naturally not be ambiguous, and I am not that kind of pedantic person." It's just that I was caught here for some reason, and I was holding back the fire in my belly. What do you say, Brother Su? ”