Chapter 812: Take his saber to cure constipation
Snow was stunned for a moment, but then laughed too. Tu Menghu's words sound arrogant, but in fact, behind these arrogant words are a series of achievements to support.
"It is true that our previous battles were only against one or more divisions of Rìben. The most, it is only one front army of rìben. Tu Menghu smiled at this time and said to Snow.
"However, that doesn't mean we can't beat Rìben. Since I joined the army, I have fought with Rì Ben no less than ten times. Troops range from a division, a front, to an entire region. rì could have won me once?! ”
"As for the fact that we are only fighting the troops of one area, then how can the troops I send out all my troops?!" Tu Menghu laughed and said to Snow: "I still say the same thing: if you say it, you don't count, you have it!" He himself has the ability, so he swallowed our national defense army! If you don't have the ability, then hurry back to his broken island to wash and sleep! ”
Snow recorded every word of Tu Menghu in his notebook "rustling ......". The two have known each other for several years and have a very close relationship with each other.
Snow can be said to have watched Tu Qianjun grow step by step from a local army to the current commander of a country's army, during which they experienced two Korean wars and experienced the flooding together.
Together, they experienced the Wehrmacht's disaster relief in Kannai, and they also experienced the Wehrmacht's political system, land, economy, and ...... in the three eastern provinces and so on.
Snowby knows that the Commander-in-Chief of the Tigers readily does not express his opinion on political matters. However, the current organizational structure of the three eastern provinces was mostly determined by him at the beginning.
Including the Independent Commission Against Corruption and the Disciplinary Commission, two supervisory bodies that are now of concern in the United States, as well as military soldiers who have been trained to engage in local management and education after being discharged.
The investment in scientific research led by zhèngfǔ, the arrangement of students to practice during ・・・・・・the holidays, experience the life of the bottom, etc., are extremely new to the United States.
Moreover, judging from the results of the practice of the three eastern provinces, it is clear that these methods and regulations are extremely effective. Since the students were arranged to go to various towns and villages in the three eastern provinces to practice and learn about government affairs during the holidays, these students obviously did not have the restlessness of those students in the Guannai.
They know how to coordinate and deal with things better than the students in the pass. The question is no longer so simple, they know better than the students in the pass what the consequences of war will be.
At the same time, after seeing the officials of the three eastern provinces handling government affairs, they also learned to think. The township officials below already had endless things to deal with, and there was no way to explain to them one by one why they did this.
They need to think for themselves, understand for themselves. If there is something they don't understand, they can ask these officials questions. At the same time, they also need to carry out some tasks assigned by officials.
These practical experiences have allowed them to understand more about the way of governing and exercise their political execution and thinking skills than those students in Zhiguan who do not know how to run the zhèngfǔ
In order to strengthen their mobility, execution and mutual cooperation, the Commander-in-Chief of the Tigers even arranged for them to undergo a month of military training every year. During this time, they will learn how the army works and listen to the stories of the heroes of the battle.
And now, batches of such college graduates are out of the campus. They either became civil servants in the three eastern provinces, traveled in Xīnjiāng, Yunnan, Sichuan and other places, or entered the national defense force to serve as soldiers who killed the enemy and served the country.
"Meng Ben, thank you for your answer." After recording all of Tiger's words, Snow let out a long breath. smiled and said, "So what are you going to do next?!" Continue to attack the Rì Army?! Also, there has been no response to your declaration of war.
So what do you think about this?! ”
Tu Qianjun smiled and handed Snow a cigarette. He knew that Snow was also in the habit of smoking while writing his manuscript. And Tu Menghu was an old smoking gun himself.
Snow smiled and took the cigarette and said thank you.
"First of all, I answer your first question, we will definitely continue to attack the troops of the Rì Army." Tu Qianjun lit a cigarette and smiled at Snow.
"The Chóngqìng side has not declared war before, which may have their own considerations. But now our joint zhèngfǔ has announced that it will declare war on rì in an all-out way. Including the Sichuan Army, the Dian Army, and the Gui Army...... and so on, the troops have corresponded. This war is a great war for us and for the whole nation! ”
"Yes, we'll fight! There will be no hesitation. Tu Qianjun paused and stretched out two fingers.
"The second question is whether or not we will respond, which doesn't make any sense to us. Since they have become aggressors, they naturally have to have the consciousness of aggressors. What does the aggressor think, does it make sense for us ?! Let them fuck off, let them pay. That's what makes sense to us. The rest, it's all. ”
Snow smiled helplessly, this tiger was already the commander-in-chief of the entire squadron. But it's still so direct, sonorous and powerful. There is no such crepe as that of government officials and generals.
"Alright! Meng Ben, I still have two questions. The first is: What is your attitude towards the government established by Mr. Wang Lan and Mr. Ming in Guangzhou?! And what do you think about this?! The second is, is there anything you would like to say to the American people and readers?! ”
Tu Menghu smiled, and the smile looked so indifferent. But then, he restrained his smile and said sincerely to Snow.
"Personally, I have always believed that everyone is dúlì and autonomous. Therefore, it is understandable that anyone has their own pursuits and their own way of behaving. Maybe you don't like or even hate his thoughts and actions. But you need to respect him. ”
"But! It's all built on one foundation: no harm to anyone else. And Wang Zhaoming's approach is not only a harm to an individual, it is a harm to a country and a nation! It is not an exaggeration to say that this kind of behavior is a heinous crime and an unforgivable sin. ”
"There is no shortage of Han jiān in Chinese history, but if you do Han jiān, then future generations will bear countless infamy. People can make any choice that suits their heart. But what you need to know is that you will be paying the price for your choice. ”
Speaking of this, Tu Menghu seemed to think of the "male spiders" who were still overturning the case for Wang Zhaoming in the future, and couldn't help but sneer.
"I have heard that some people claim that Mr. Wang Zhaoming is not a traitor, and they say that Mr. Wang Zhaoming organized the government in the occupied area. Since it has fallen, it is not a traitor if there is no country to sell. Tu Menghu put the cigarette holder on the ashtray and opened his mouth and smiled.
This is ridiculous. It's like a robber has entered your house, not to mention stealing things, but also taking your family's land, and pulling your wife into bed to cool off by the way. You may fight back, or you may flee in fear. It's nothing. The former is hot-blooded, and the latter is an instinctive reaction. But you bow down to the robber and call him 'Daddy, which is outrageous.' If Mr. Wang Zhaoming thinks that such behavior is also reasonable, then I have nothing to say. ”
Seeing Tu Qianjun shrugging his shoulders and spreading his hands, Snow instantly became unable to laugh or cry. I have to say that this description of Tu Menghu is too ...... It's lethal.
"Second question, what do I say to the people of the United States?! It seems like I don't have much to say, because I have a lot more to do right now. I've always believed in doing more and talking less, and talking too much becomes nonsense. It's never too late to get things done. ”
Tu Qianjun picked up the cigarette, took a deep breath, and narrowed his eyes slightly.
"If anything...... That is: Friends in the United States, please wait and see! I will make those who try to run rampant in this land, thinking that they are masters, understand: the lion...... Wake up! ”
When this sentence was spoken, the pen in Snow's hand couldn't help but shake! He thought of the words of Napoleon: China is a sleeping lion, and as soon as he wakes up, the whole world will tremble with it. It's sleeping, thank God, let it sleep.
Tu Menghu's sentence: The lion is awake is undoubtedly telling countries including the United States, Britain, and France. He will take back those interests that belong to China!
This is undoubtedly a huge news and signal, and there are many colonies in China. These include Shanghai, Tianjin and other places, and even Portugal occupies Macau and Britain occupies Xiangjiang!
The tiger's meaning is clear: he will take it back.
"Meng Ben・・・・・・ do you know the consequences of this sentence?!" Snow said with some concern: "You shouldn't make too many enemies now, your words will undoubtedly cause ・・・・・・"
"Hahaha・・・・・・ since I said it, you will write it truthfully!" Tu Qianjun laughed, stood up, and the domineering that was dormant in his body reappeared.
"In the area I govern, there has never been a concept of a concession. Since the beginning of the three eastern provinces, I have never accepted the 'concession'. I didn't accept it before, I don't accept it now, and I won't accept it in the future. Originally, I had to deal with the affairs of Tianjin, but I had been dealing with the war in the first part of the joint zhèngfǔ and Shandong. Now that the matter has been dealt with, it is time to deal with the problem of Tianjin......"
Snow couldn't help but lament, it seemed that this tiger had made up his mind! Thinking about it, I also know that it is absolutely impossible for him to tolerate the existence of a concession in Tianjin.
He is sending a signal to Britain and the United States and other countries, or you can withdraw with dignity. Or, I'll kick you out!"
Snow was silent for a while, and recorded the words of Tu Menghu truthfully in his notebook. Eventually, he said this to Tu Menghu.
"Junzi, no matter what, your efforts and dedication to this country are worthy of people's memory......"
"I have nothing to remember, a person dies and dies. What is the commemoration?! How good is it to die and burn into a pile of ashes and scatter it in the river, the sea, and the lake?! What to commemorate?! Live your life and enjoy your life well. Do something meaningful, honor your parents, feed and clothe your wife and children, and help those in need if you have the spare energy. That's what it's worth doing. Doing these things means far more than honoring me. ”
Snow suddenly found that he couldn't see the tiger in front of him that he was so familiar with. This tiger has always been domineering.
His laughter and scolding all show his knowledge and wisdom.
He cares about many things, such as his country, his people, and the land he loves dearly. He can carry a sandbag to disaster relief, and he can also carry a gun to kill the enemy.
He would be gentle with the princess who had come all the way to find her, and marry her regardless of the consequences that might offend the royal family of Europe.
He always challenged the forces stronger than him, but he continued to invest money and support projects to improve the living conditions of the people under his rule. He cunningly befriended the president of the United States and the mustache who was now calling for rain in Germany, but he chose to forcibly reclaim the concessions in Tianjin despite the political risks.
These complex mixtures have formed the commander-in-chief of today's army, who has millions of heavy troops and has to retreat to Jinan, with heavy losses and heavy losses.
The interview was finally over, and Tu Menghu smiled and sent Snow to the door. This is a high courtesy, you must know that the Tiger is now the commander-in-chief of a country's army, and it is said that he can let the adjutant do this.
But Tu Menghu doesn't seem to recognize the change in his identity, he is still the same Tu Menghu who wears a military uniform all year round, sleeps on a hard bed, shaves his short hair and smiles all year round.
The only difference is that whenever he has time, he tries to rush back to his "home" in Dìdū to spend the night with his wife. And when he didn't have time, Federica would come here to look for him. When he's resting, chat.
"Hmm・・・・・・ I have one last question." When he reached the door, Snow suddenly remembered something and said to Tu Menghu.
"Oh?! And the question, well! You can go ahead and ask. Tu Menghu smiled and said to Snow: "I will tell you everything you can say." ”
"Well・・・・・・ this can be considered a personal question." Snow smiled embarrassedly, he had indeed taken up too much of the commander-in-chief's time today.
"You have defeated a lot of rì army, then you must have captured a lot of sabers of the general of the rì army. Strangely, I don't seem to have seen these sabers in your office. Well, where did these sabers go ?! ”
"Oh, that's what happened." Tu Menghu smiled and waved it lightly
"I've never had these sabers in my office.
In fact, these sabers have been sitting in my toilet all the time. Looking at Snow's surprised eyes, Tu Menghu shrugged his shoulders and said.
"In my personal opinion, the biggest benefit of these rìben sabers is that they are laxative. I don't eat regularly and occasionally have constipation. But every time I see these sabers, any constipation will be cured without medicine. It's very smooth. ”
"Moreover, the greater the officer's saber, the more effective it is on constipation. For example, Shigeru Honjo's saber in the toilet right now・Every time I look at it, I feel good and I have a smooth excretion! ”
As he spoke, Tu Menghu opened his mouth and smiled, patted Snow on the shoulder, and said, "My old friend, do you want to try it?!" ”
"Well・・・・・・ only you can do that." Snow grinned and rubbed his shoulder, and said with a wry smile: "If I do this, it won't take three days for Rì himself to kill my house and use a bomb to level my house." …… By the way, can this be included in my report?! ”
"I said, as long as I say you can write anything." Tu Menghu shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently to Snow: "Those, if they don't come to me, I'll go to them." Now I have only a general's saber, which is clearly not enough. And I also lacked the marshal's saber. I've always wanted to get a handful to get back to my constipation problem. ”
Snow smiled helplessly, although this tiger seemed to be as stable as Mount Tai, the style of laughing and scolding the dead in his bones had not changed.
"The commander-in-chief has been sick lately..." Qi Muden summoned several of his army commanders to a meeting, holding a telegram with a strange face. And the commanders below couldn't help but get nervous when they heard that their commander-in-chief was actually sick.
"Don't be nervous, the commander's problem is just a minor problem. Constipation only. Qi Muden put down the telegram and smiled, and everyone was suddenly a little puzzled.
The commander-in-chief never talks about his personal affairs. Why did you mention constipation this time?! Supposedly, the commander-in-chief never said anything boring on military electricity.
"Well・・・・・・ after the Commander-in-Chief's research, he thought it was because he only had a saber of General Rìmoto in his toilet. This made him very unhappy. Qi Muden paused and addressed the crowd.
"So, the commander-in-chief gave us a mission: to take out Shouichi Terauchi! Get his saber! "Qi Mu Deng" bang! He slammed his fist on the table, and said fiercely: "Zhu Tang of the Third Army of the First Army has already taken people to Jinan, and Liang Dashan has taken the remaining two armies from the old city and Lingxian County to surround Dezhou City!" ”
"To put it simply, the commander wants us to eat this North China Front. Leave the head and saber of Shouichi Terauchi. Qi Muden stood up and said to everyone: "During this time, all departments are fighting. Don't give Shouichi Terauchi time to rest. When the First Legion comes, let's eat this army in one go! ”
"Remember! Our mission is to take out Shouichi Terauchi and take down his saber to cure the Commander-in-Chief for constipation! Got it?! ”
"Yes!! Kill Shouichi Terauchi! Take down his saber and give the commander-in-chief a cure for constipation!! Such absurd words made the entire Second Army shout with great momentum. It's really laughable......