It is said that Master Li skillfully used the Yangzhou words and phrases written by three Yangzhou Taishou who were famous in the previous dynasty, and then turned around with a poem of his own, and put his own nominal judgment in the position that should belong to the current prefect. It can be interpreted as your Luo Taishou has no talent and is not worthy of being ranked with the sages, or it can be interpreted as me Li You is not in the eyes of you Luo Taishou, and it can also be interpreted as me Li You is more talented than you Luo Taishou... No matter which interpretation is the humiliation of Luo Taishou, the key is that this method is very new to everyone in the hall. Sweeping people's faces is so elegant and timeless, it will definitely be widely circulated by the anecdotes and anecdotes of the officialdom of this dynasty, and the name of the Luo Governor's Mansion is afraid that it will continue to appear.

Everyone in the hall thought that it was not unreasonable for Li You to be famous in just two years of hard work.

Lord Fuzun Luo's pale face twitched a few times, then turned ruddy and stretched out, stroked his beard with one hand and laughed: "Hahahaha!" Master Li is self-motivated by sages, and his ambition is commendable! ”

Is that okay? Li You was speechless at Fu Zun's very personal reaction.

Everyone thinks that Luo Zhifu has two choices, one is to leave with his sleeves and change to anyone who is afraid that he will not be able to continue to stay here; The second is to show the ability to overwhelm the opponent in talent and earn back face, but the surname may be negligible. The results were all unexpected, and it was nothing more than that... I really don't know what kind of dispute Luo Zhifu and Li Bei had so much that they mocked each other openly and secretly, especially when Luo Zhifu said on the dock, "They are not much worse than Master Li's background", and the fire suddenly became popular.

You must know that Master Li has the rank of official of the prefect, and from here on, he is a colleague of the prefect, not a subordinate who is allowed to be humiliated, and the two can be distinguished by dignity but no difference between upper and lower.

Therefore, Luo Zhifu said something excessive, and was unceremoniously and violently counterattacked by Lord Li, and it was reasonable for everyone to think about it. What's more, Master Li is a character who can reach the heavens, and it is strange that he is willing to swallow his anger.

In fact, Li You was also surprised, as an opponent, he was very sensitive, and he sensed that there seemed to be a strong spiritual force supporting Luo Zhifu, but he couldn't guess what it was for a while.

Fu Ya Zeng Tongzhi turned his head to the cold judgment beside him and whispered: "Fu Zun's move is very unwise, and competing with Lord Li is like chicken ribs, and the food is tasteless." ”

Leng Tongju nodded, deeply convinced. Fu Zun is really confused, even if someone instructs him, he shouldn't act like this.

Both of them are officials in the government office, and they don't feel that there is any fundamental conflict of interest between the government and Lord Li, which is nothing more than a matter of power coordination between the government and Fuguo County. But it takes time to slowly run in, and slapping each other in the face can't solve the problem of substantive surnames.

Besides, Master Li has a deep background and real power in the county, unlike them, who are shaking their heads in the yamen, and it is really not a way to deal with it.

In this case, the prefect of the fourth grade and the new six-pin fight, there is no need to say that if you lose, it will definitely be a miserable victory, the price will inevitably be expensive, and there will not be much gain. In short, unnecessary.

Hai Shangshu suddenly opened his mouth to ease the atmosphere and said: "The beautiful scenery is current, how can there be no wine, wine comes!" ”

didn't mention it, but said that there were feasts in the hall, and the water and land treasures in the southeast, northwest, and northwest were innumerable, and there were more than 100 dishes as if they didn't need money, and Li You, who was well-informed, was also secretly surprised.

After three rounds of drinking, everyone, including the youngest Li You, was an old actor who played on the spot, and the atmosphere in the hall became lively. In a short time, seven or eight jars of fine wine have been destroyed.

The drunken Jin Million raised his glass to Hai Shangshu and said: "Today's joy, here by the light of Brother He, the food is offered by Brother Ma Xian, but there is nothing to show below, there is only one Yangzhou specialty dedicated to Master Shangshu!" ”

Gao Yuntong of the Salt Transportation Division and Jin Million are sons and daughters, and he said: "What specialties does Yangzhou have?" Could it be a gift to Guangling's Ji to dispel the loneliness of the old man's journey! ”

At this time, Yangzhou thin horses are famous all over the world, passers-by know that they want to buy concubines to Yangzhou, and some places really solemnly write Guangling Ji as a local specialty... Jin Million smiled mysteriously and said nothing, and waved his hand to order the servant to carry a large pot of flowers and plants. After the officials present saw it, Qi Qi gasped, and the wine also woke up for three points.

I saw that this pot was a peony flower, but one branch gave birth to four, each petal was purple-red, arching a clump of astragalus in the middle, as if wearing a red robe and a gold belt around the waist.

Everyone is a cultural person, they are all mixed in Yangzhou, who doesn't know the allusion of the four-phase hairpin? Who doesn't recognize this as the most auspicious golden girdle?

When Han Qi was an official in Yangzhou, he saw this flower and summoned Wang Anshi, Wang Qi, and Chen Shengzhi to drink. It is not uncommon if this is the case, but all four of them have become officials and prime ministers, which is the allusion of the four-phase hairpin.

Such a flower is really rare, known as the golden waist, and it is said that the prime minister will be released once it is opened. Yangzhou City has not seen it for decades, and today it was actually obtained by Jin Million to dedicate one to Hai Shangshu, and his mind can be called ingenious.

The previous three ministers of the Ministry of Rites all bowed to the cabinet, so this flower really pleased the new Lord Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites.

Hai Shangshu was full of spring breeze, stretched out his hand to pick one, held it in his palm and played with it carefully, and then raised his head and said: "How can this thing be enjoyed exclusively and shared with all the monarchs." ”

So he summoned a housekeeper, blindfolded her, and made her beat the drum. The remaining three "golden waists" will be passed in the remaining people, and when the drum stops, where the flowers fall is whose it is, which is called drumming and passing flowers.

I don't know if it's a coincidence or what the reason is, the first one is made by the salt transport division Ding Yun, and the second one is according to the inspection division Geng Xundao. The third flower was expected to fall to the Luo Governor's Mansion according to the grade, but it turned out to be in the hands of Li You and Li Beijia.

All three of them wrote a poem, drank three drinks, and were coaxed. In fact, we all know that this is just a feast of fun, and it is true that it has a beautiful meaning, but no one will take it too seriously.

Li You was drunk, remembering that Yangzhou women like hairpins, so he easily inserted the flowers into the bun of the family next to him.

The wine girl is also an interesting person, but she took off this "golden waist" and put her hand in Master Li's sideburns, which is in response to the allusion of the hairpin prime minister's flower.

Among the four people who hold the "golden waist", Hai Shangshu and Ding Yun are half a hundred years old, and Geng Xundao is forty-six or seven. I don't dare to say that I am old, but I also have a loose face and fine wrinkles, so I am embarrassed to do such a thing as wearing flowers in public.

Besides, if the real hairpin is too subtle, wouldn't it openly show that he is plotting for the position of prime minister.

is also Li You's youth, and he has the capital to be drunk and frivolous, so he doesn't have to pretend to be stable here like in front of the county officials, and his mood is very open.

The jade face is inlaid with red, drunk and laughing, no matter whether they have prejudices in their hearts or not, they can't help but cheer, they are really the first romantic character in Jiangzuo.

But a few disappointing scoldings floated from the side: "A frivolous child who doesn't read, really a scum jumping off the beam, wearing flowers and selling ugliness is so shameless, how to guard the pastoral side!" ”

Hearing that Li You looked at it, it was Luo Zhifu again, and he couldn't help but be angry and said: "You dare to bully me repeatedly!" I'm not good with you, and I'm willing to give up! ”

He got up and walked with an already unsteady step, moved to the front of the Fuzun case and pointed at it, and Luo Zhifu was forced to look at Li You's imposing eyes, and he couldn't help but secretly roll up his sleeves.

Everyone is helpless, if it goes on like this, the common quarrel will become incompatible, and it is not even ruled out that the possibility of staging a full martial arts tonight will be held.

There is no paper fighting, it is estimated that Lord Li, who is both young and strong, and talented, takes advantage, how much resentment does the Luo Governor have for Lord Li to insult each other regardless of the occasion, regardless of the place, and regardless of his own safety?

There were already servants who stepped forward to stop the fight, Li You looked back and reprimanded: "Get out!" ”

He poured two more sips of wine, opened his mouth and let out a long whistle, like a song, which made the host breathe a sigh of relief, it seems that Master Li wants to play Wendou.

Seeing that Li Mingshi was about to drink and compose poems again, everyone hurriedly listened carefully, and it was all romantic talk in the future, and when the small circle got together to chat, people with gossip news were naturally easy to become the core.

Li You staggered around a few times and said in a loud voice: "Who will come to the stage, Tianmen will cry and come south." The hairpin flower embraces the fairy bones, and the prime minister sings about it. Born in the middle of the way, you can be the master, and you can bury it with Taibai when you die. Mr. loves himself and is an old man, not a king who doesn't put it back! ”

After thinking about it for a while, everyone felt that Li You was touting his own work, and he was about to blow himself to the sky.

Who came to power in the court, probably referring to the fact that he took the lead in inviting the Son of Heaven to govern in the court. As a result, he was reprimanded by the Queen Mother to the south, so he asked Tianmen to cry and come south.

If the first two sentences are realistic, the last two sentences "hairpins embrace the fairy bones, and the prime minister is drunk and singing" is too exaggerated. What is described is his unruly image, but he also adds the words fairy bones and prime minister, which is simply speechless.

There is no need to elaborate on it later, just use Taibai allusions, but Master Li's poems are also qualified. But another sentence "Mr. loves himself and is old, not the king who doesn't let it back", the free and proud can only continue to make people speechless.

Judging from the past, although the style of Li Daren's poems is extremely changeable, whenever he writes self-metaphorical poems, the style is still relatively unified. This style span is really a bit large, could it be Li Shixin's trend?

"Megalomania!" Governor Luo was also very angry and said: "This government wants to impeach you for being arrogant and impetuous!" Just wait! ”

Master Li pointed at Luo Zhifu and said proudly: "You are such a cowardly and vulgar official, how do you know the heavens!" And the chest is really unlearned, in vain for the four grades of Huangtang! Who said I was boasting? ”

Someone in the corner of the hall suddenly said in surprise: "Isn't it Yang Sheng'an?" ”

Li You looked at it with drunken eyes, and it was the talented man who recited the resumes of Han Qi, Ouyang Xiu, and Su Dongpo a few hours ago, and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up, and praised in his heart, you are really the best supporting actor tonight.

The others immediately snapped their heads and realized.

Lord Li's poem, originally written in the Sejong Dynasty during the Great Ceremony Meeting, with the "battle festival and death righteousness" famous for 200 years of the Ming Dynasty's first genius Yang Shen Yang Dacai, this person also has a problem, that is, rubbing powder hairpins and drinking, Li You used this master's deeds to refute the insult of the clown who jumped off the beam in Luo Zhifu.

Fortunately, only Luo Zhifu had a grudge to accuse Master Li of being arrogant, and he was embarrassed to make an oolong, and he deserved to be scolded as a vulgar official and unlearned.

Why did everyone unanimously misunderstand that it was Lord Li's own question, it was messed up, it was completely messed up.

However, the two of them are really a bit similar, the same talented and famous, the same because of the heavenly family affairs, the same was beaten by the Holy Lord, and the same was deposed out of Beijing.

It's no wonder that Lord Li took advantage of everyone's drunkenness, but his situation was much better, and he could only be regarded as a shrunken version of Yang Shen.

Drunken and singing about the prime minister.

After Luo Zhifu, who was teased and slapped in the face again, sighed softly, Mu Ran sat there motionless, and the noise in the hall had nothing to do with him. It's a terrible price, but it should be enough.

His division commander had died many years ago, and if there were no new invocations today, his official fortune would probably stop at the Sipin magistrate.

But he had a friend who promised to find an opportunity to introduce him in front of Peng Gelao. This Peng Ge Lao is a relatively strong bachelor in the cabinet, and the current first assistant Xu is also looking forward to him at the beginning, so it is worth taking refuge.

However, an ordinary foreign four-grade prefect is a position in the officialdom pyramid, and it can't cause much waves in Peng Ge's heart, and it is difficult to leave a deep impression, which is commonly known as the hanging number. Over the years, Scholar Peng has had a group of protégés who have passed away, and even if he can successfully take refuge in the past, he is very inconspicuous.

Just when Luo Zhifu was distressed, Li Beijia fell from the sky... Who in the officialdom doesn't know that Master Li not only destroyed Peng Ge's first assistant, but also sent Peng Ge's youngest son to the prison of the Criminal Department, and also had a glorious history of beating Peng Ge's face repeatedly during the court struggle.

Presumably, for Peng Gelao, Master Li is not only a thorn in the side, but also one of the most potential political stars of the enemy party, and he is definitely the target of attention.

I also learned from the Di Bao (thanks to the full book) that the new Ministry of Rites, Shangshu Hai Shushan, was the introduction of Peng Ge's old aid. After arriving in Beijing, Haida people will inevitably meet Peng Gelao, and according to the custom, they will also talk about what they have seen along the way, such as folk customs, climate, crops, water conditions, as well as officialdom dynamics and celebrity anecdotes.

As long as the news of the Yangzhou prefect and Lord Li being enemies reaches Peng Ge's ears, presumably the name of the prefect will leave a deep impression on Peng Gelao... Don't seek to preserve dignity and honor, only seek to be heard by the princes, do not seek a long face, but seek to slap the face, do not seek to insult people, but seek to be humiliated, the more miserable the better, the more ruthless the better. Presumably, this can arouse the pity and sympathy that Peng Ge Lao feels deeply... Regardless of the scarring on his face, he used mockery on Lord Li again and again, successfully causing Lord Li to be furious, and he threw a stormy left slap and a right slap. But he still smiled with tears, laughed with tears, silently wiped away his tears, and persevered to meet the next round. Presumably, this will make Peng Ge Lao realize his sincerity and put a sign in his heart... Coupled with the cooperation and recommendation of friends, the future is promising.

As a highly motivated official, is he easy! Isn't it easy? Isn't it easy?

Late at night, the sponsors of the banquet brought in a mountain of fireworks and set off extravagantly and unrestrained fireworks in the courtyard just to make the adults in the hall laugh.

Dense and beautiful fireworks bloom in the cold and lonely sky, and the splendor is so brilliant that people are intoxicated for a few moments, and then completely withered and disillusioned in the blink of an eye.

All your pride can only be in dreams, fireworks are flying all over the sky, who is haggard for you?

He's lonelier than fireworks.

On the other side of the hall, Li You drunkenly sat next to the talented man who spontaneously cooperated with him twice in a row tonight, and asked kindly, "What is the name of the high surname?" ”

The genius straightened his sleeves and said, "Student Zheng Xie." ”

Burst! Li You suddenly spit out a sip of old wine, there is also Zheng Banqiao in this time and space?

(To be continued)