"Old prince, can the little brother take the liberty of asking a question?" Lord Lin said gently.

King Cheng glanced at him with a smile: "Lord Lin, you are my guest today, why do you need to be so polite, if you have anything to say, this king must know everything." ”

Lin Wanrong nodded, pointed to the pretty woman in the field, and said softly: "Lord Wang, can you tell me, why are you laughing at this young lady?" Doesn't she smile on weekdays, or does she laugh too much and her mouth cramps? ”

King Cheng was stunned, what is this called, laughing too much and cramping his mouth? Only Lin San, a kid, can come up with it. The prince laughed, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Lord Lin is really funny and humorous, this king is optimistic about you, it seems that you are the guest of honor tonight." It's not that this young lady can't laugh, but she said that her smile only blooms to the person she likes, maybe it's you, Lord Lin! ”

"Really?" Lin Wanrong glanced at the woman in the audience with a smile, and said with a smile: "This young lady really has a personality, I like it." In fact, laughter is a very important thing. Oh, old prince, what do you think is the success of being a man? The last sentence he said aloud made everyone in the hall hear it clearly, and the people in the audience immediately stopped talking and pricked up their ears to listen to his high argument.

"This king hasn't thought about this yet." Prince Cheng smiled and said, "I wish Lord Wenlin to see it." ”

"Of course you don't have to think about it, you are born with a golden spoon, how can we compare with you." Lord Lin grinned: "Call me, in fact, it is very simple to be a successful person, men have to go up every day, and women have to laugh often." Hehe, Lord Wang, you are a clever person, you must understand it as soon as you hear it. ”

He is a sassy person, and his words are also full of commotion, and there are many sassy people like him in the hall, and some people can't help but laugh out loud when they hear his hidden words. This Lord Lin seems to be a veteran in the Fengyue Field, and such a hidden joke can be told.

The quick and slow reactions all heard the meaning of his words, turned around and laughed secretly, but the young lady in the scene glanced at him, and didn't know what he was thinking.

King Cheng laughed and said, "High, high!" Lord Lin is really unfathomable, and this king admires it. Now I'm more and more optimistic about you. However, all of you here today are the elite of my Dahua, and you also have a lot of strong rivals! After he finished speaking, he seemed to glance at everyone casually, but his eyes fell on Su Mubai.

If you can be the guest of this young lady, you will definitely be happy to beat the fairy, and everyone's minds are attracted by the beauty, and their eyes fall on her, thinking hard about how to make her laugh.

Sure enough, it is the elite of Dahua, and his talent is extremely quick. Lord Lin yawned lazily, and then saw the big-bellied Lord Ye who spoke just now standing up and said, "All of you colleagues are so modest, then the subordinate will throw bricks and lead the way and make a fool of yourself." Lord, I'll tell you a joke! ”

King Cheng nodded and smiled, motioning for him to continue, Lin Wanrong glanced at him with disdain, he was old like that, fat like that, and he still wanted to be the guest of the young lady, which was really wasteful.

"This brother, may I ask what is the position of this Lord Ye in the court? I saw that he was quick-witted and suave, and I thought that his official position should not be under me. Lord Lin grabbed an adult sitting behind him and asked.

The lord was stunned, and even the wine in his mouth almost squirted out, Lord Lin is really the favored minister of the Son of Heaven, and even Lord Ye is not in his eyes, it seems that his place is just around the corner, and he can't say that he has to take a good look at this close minister of the Son of Heaven: "Oh, Lord Lin, you said Lord Ye, he is the official of the court!" ”

The secretary of the book? Yaya, isn't that my boss's boss? Lord Lin smiled embarrassedly: "This brother is really honest enough." In fact, Lord Ye is my superior, how can I not know him? I asked this just now, I just wanted to get acquainted with Brother Tai, Brother Tai's surname is high, where is the high name? ”

The adult hurriedly clasped his fists and said: "Don't dare, don't dare, Xia Guan Yan Daoji, is a bachelor of the Wenhua Palace, who is responsible for the transcription and recording of various historical books and classics." In addition, on major events, such as worshipping heaven and amnesty, the lower officials also drafted edicts for the emperor. ”

Oh, isn't this a secretary, it's a good job. Yan Daoji's position is the first in the back row, indicating that he is the first in the second gear, Lin Wanrong hugged his fists and said: "It turned out to be Yan Daoji's brother Yan, who has been admired for a long time, disrespectful and disrespectful." ”

Lord Lin was chatting with Yan Dao a few times with hypocrisy, but he heard that Lord Ye had already started to tell jokes. I saw that he had a big belly, walked up to the young lady step by step, and said with a flattering smile: "Once upon a time, there was a showman who played tricks on a stammering child, and he said: 'If you learn to call the duck, I will buy you a bag of melon seeds to eat!'" The stammering boy said, 'You just bought me ten bags of melons...' Melon... Melon... Melon seeds, I won't teach you duck barking!! ”

He told jokes and learned the duck's call, and his big belly shook and shook, which was very ridiculous, and everyone laughed together. Lord Ye glanced at the young lady proudly, but saw that her expression was faint, very indifferent, and she didn't have the slightest intention of laughing.

Lin Wanrong laughed, you old man tells jokes, and you are too lacking in fire, how can we men tell jokes so honestly, without getting a little meaty, what kind of joke is it called.

Seeing that Lord Shangshu Ye of the Ministry of Officials went out in person, although it had little effect, it played a good leading role, and suddenly a few more people got up to tell jokes, but the woman was like a natural ice cube, and others leaned forward and backwards with laughter, but she was expressionless and immovable, like a deaf person.

Pretending to be inverted! Lord Lin snickered in his heart, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes today, I wouldn't have known that you, a fox, could also pretend to be a fairy, so holy.

Seeing that the atmosphere on the field was becoming more and more active, but there was nothing that could make a beautiful woman laugh, King Cheng glanced around, his eyes fell on Su Mubai, and said with a smile: "Su Zhuangyuan, you are the new Enke leader, and your talent is definitely not shallow, so come and try it too." ”

Lin Wanrong and Su Mubai have been dealing with each other for a long time, and when they heard this, they immediately took the lead in applauding. Su Mubai glanced at him, nodded and said with a smile: "Those present today are all Mubai's seniors on the peak, and the lower officials dare not go beyond it." But since it was the prince who spoke, the lower officials had no choice but to show their ugliness, so I will tell a joke as well. Lin Xiaomao's parents have three children, the eldest son is called Da Dan, and the second son is called Erdan, what is the name of the third son? ”

"This is simple, big eggs, two eggs, and naturally three eggs are followed!" A rectum shouted with a grin.

"Lord Lin, what do you think?" Su Mubai smiled slightly and asked.

Your grandfather, dare to scold me? Lord Lin was extremely angry in his heart, he was an expert in the whole person, although this joke was hidden, but he naturally understood the double meaning in it, he smiled, and said with a smile: "Master Su is very talented, you must know this answer better than anyone else." ”

Su Mubai laughed and said proudly: "Lin Xiaomao's parents have three children, the older one is called the big egg, the second one is called the second egg, and the third one is naturally Lin Xiaomao, hahahaha, concede, concede!" ”

It turned out to be a brain teaser, and it was really funny, and everyone in the audience laughed, and some smart people heard the meaning of the joke. The third son's name is Lin Xiaomao, but according to the order of his two elder brothers, he is also called Lin Sandan, this name is not false at all!

Lin Sandan?! The man glanced at Lord Lin in horror, only to see him smiling, as if he didn't understand the meaning, the man was born in peace, fortunately, this Lin Xiaomao is not as clever as me.

When the story of the three eggs was finished, the woman still sat upright, without saying a word, and it seemed that no one would be able to impress her tonight. Everyone was more or less disappointed.

King Cheng saw the flickering flame in Su Mubai's eyes, a smile flashed in his eyes, and he got up and said, "Su Zhuangyuan is good at learning, and this king is very happy." It's just that the theme of tonight is to make the beauty smile, and now the beauty has been looking forward to it for a long time, but no one can make it, so the king is so anxious. Lord Lin, you follow the emperor, and your talent and ability are naturally first-class, so you can try it too. But—"

King Cheng paused slightly, glanced at everyone in the hall, and said with a smile: "All of you colleagues are telling jokes and laughing, for the sake of fairness, Lord Lin, you can also tell a joke." Do you have any comments? ”

"Good!" Everyone applauded, they had heard the name of Lord Lin for a long time, and they were victorious and Turkic, and they were all wonderful, but they had never witnessed his magic, and today they can finally open their eyes.

"Alas, you adults have loved, Lin Sancai is a shallow learner, and he really can't tell jokes." Lord Lin stood up and smiled shyly, very modest and respectful.

"Brother Lin is too humble." Su Mubai's eyes flashed, looked at him and said: "You are deeply favored by the emperor, and you are the 'first in the world' inscribed by the emperor's imperial pen." The four words 'No. 1 in the world' are enough to explain everything, you must have something outstanding, not that we ordinary people can compare, what can a joke be counted? ”

"yes, yes!" The crowd was clamoring and the mood was very enthusiastic.

Lin Wanrong smiled: "Since Su Zhuangyuan is so loving, then the little brother has to give it a try." Brother Zhuangyuan, what would you do if you met a mad dog on the street? ”

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