"Tang An! I'll kill you! ”

Early in the morning, the entire Cheng Mansion was disturbed by the roar of the eldest lady. The subordinates trembled and looked out at the door, not knowing what kind of hatred the eldest lady and Tang An had, and they shouted so sadly.

Tang An has been tired day and night in the past few days, and he only feels sleepy and tired. It is rare for Cheng Yunhe to be kind enough to ask for leave from the College on his behalf, so that he can make every effort to prepare for the opening of Genting Shopping Mall recently. However, the academy conference was the top priority of Moyu Academy, and Li Moyu and the others said that they would not let anyone go, and finally Cheng Yunhe and the academy had some discussions before reaching an agreement, and decided to only let Tang An accept Lan Haitang's counseling after school every day.

I was finally able to sleep in, but I was woken up by this earth-shattering voice. Tang An rubbed his sleepy eyes, frowned and said to himself: "This female devil, what kind of madness is she making early in the morning!" ”

"Bang!"

I was about to fall asleep for a while, but I saw that the wooden door was kicked open from the outside, and Cheng Caixi, who was full of anger, rushed in with a sword, and his body trembled slightly. Swinging the sword at him, Cheng Caixi said angrily: "You shameless thief, I will kill you!" ”

"Miss, what's the matter? I'm tired, please wait until I wake up and you will come and kill me. ”

Tang An's violence against her is commonplace, but he doesn't take it seriously. I was about to close my eyes when I put it on the pillow, but I heard the sound of breaking wind. Looking sideways, he saw a sharp figure stabbing with a sword, which frightened Tang An's soul from possession, and jumped up from the bed at once, and said loudly: "You play really!" ”

A sword pierced the air, Cheng Caixi was still angry, and raised his sword and said: "If you destroy my innocence, I will kill you a hundred times and a thousand times, which is too cheap for you!" ”

"Ruining your innocence? Where does this begin? This female devil is quite unreasonable, Tang An leaned on the cupboard, for fear of accidentally angering the moody eldest lady again, and said with a smile: "Miss, is there any misunderstanding in the middle?" ”

"What else could there be any misunderstanding?" The eldest lady glared and said, "Let me ask you, how did I get back yesterday?" ”

"Miss, you were drunk and unconscious yesterday, and I carried you back." Tang An said with a smile, "It's a trivial matter, it's not enough to worry about it, so the eldest lady doesn't need to thank you." ”

"I thank you for being a big-headed ghost!" Cheng Caixi said angrily, "You still say that you didn't insult my innocence? I've heard people say that this man and woman... This..."

Seeing Cheng Caixi's embarrassed face, Tang Anqi said, "What's wrong with men and women?" ”

Cheng Caixi gritted her teeth and said, "If a man and a woman lean together, the woman will conceive a baby." I'm a girl who hasn't left the cabinet, you insult my innocence like this, how can I marry? I... I'll kill you! ”

No, men and women will get pregnant when they get close together, which bastard is this such a misguided child?

But it's no wonder that Cheng Caixi has no friends on weekdays, let alone her mother's teachings, and the ancients were conservative in their thinking, so they kept these things secret, and it was normal for her not to understand the mysteries.

But even if there is no one to teach, won't you buy books and read them yourself? Foolishness, foolishness! Okay, let me, a little genius in physiology, come and give you the eldest lady a literacy sweep.

"Miss, this statement is completely unreasonable, you can't believe it." Tang An said. "The conception of life is the most sacred thing, it is very complicated, and it is not a simple kiss and hug."

"Nonsense! Do you think I'm a three-year-old? On the wedding night of the marriage, the groom official is going to carry the bride into the cave room, and then... Then the bride had a baby. Cheng Caixi said, her eyes were red, tears actually fell, she stared at Tang An with resentment, and said, "My Cheng family is benevolent to you, but you insult me like this... I... I'm not alive! ”

"Miss! Don't be impulsive! Afraid that she would wipe her neck in a fit of anger, Tang An hurriedly said: "In fact, the reason why a woman is pregnant is because the chromosomes of a man and a woman are crossed and combined, and the sperm and egg are combined to form a fertilized egg, and then after several divisions, the prototype of a human being is formed, and it is not because you can get pregnant by hugging your back and carrying it!" ”

Tang An said this very quickly, but Cheng Caixi was confused, what chromosome fertilized egg? It's simply unheard of.

With a snort, Cheng Caixi said: "You are full of nonsense, who knows which of your words is true!" Look at the sword! ”

Sword sword sword, know sword! You are a good sword, but Lao Tzu is a cheap life! I knew that you were still in Miaogelou and left you alone, it was rare to send a kindness, and if there was no good retribution, I would even lose my life. In the future, if anyone learns from Lei Feng to do good deeds, he will be a bastard of the turtle king!

"Miss, I have something to say!" Tang Anxin was angry, but as soon as he saw the long sword in Cheng Caixi's hand, his momentum weakened by three points, and he waved his hand and said, "In short, I mean... You will never get pregnant! ”

"I... Why should I believe you? Cheng Caixi said.

"Just because I am rich and rich, I am only eight buckets high, and I know everything about astronomy and geography." Tang An boasted to himself, "Miss, what I tell you is science, and it is the tested way of nature. In fact, if a woman wants to get pregnant, how can it be so simple? If you don't believe it, ask Master Cheng and you'll know. ”

Cheng Caixi glared and said, "How can I ask such a shameful word?" ”

"This..."Tang An was a little embarrassed, she didn't believe her own explanation, and she couldn't do it if she asked others, how could this be good?

casually glanced out of the door, but saw two dogs raised by people frolicking in the yard. At this time, it was early spring, and one of the big yellow hairs seemed to be rippling in spring, domineering on the back of the other, humming and cultivating, and drooping his ears and sticking out his tongue, looking at Tang An with an innocent face.

To dare to do such a reckless thing in broad daylight is really shameful. Tang Anxin scolded, but he had an idea, pointed to the dog and said to the eldest lady: "In fact, our human chromosomes are all inside our bodies, giving birth to the essence of our body structure, thoughts, wisdom, etc., which will be passed down from generation to generation. But since chromosomes are in the body, how can they be passed on to offspring? There needs to be a way--Miss, please see! ”

Cheng Caixi looked suspiciously along his fingers, only to see the two dogs merged into one, the female dog seemed to be shy to be seen, barked twice and ran away, only the male dog stuck out his tongue in amazement, maybe he was also wondering what Lao Tzu did wrong?

Although I don't know what the two dogs are doing, but there is nothing good to think of, Cheng Caixi blushed and said "phew", "You nasty embryo, leaving you in the world is always a scourge!" ”

"The eldest lady is merciful, and let me finish my words." Tang Anxin complained again and again, this ignorant girl doesn't understand anything, it's really embarrassing to die. "Actually, it's very simple to know the answer, Miss, you are innocent and innocent, and it is natural that you don't understand these things. If you ask a woman to inquire, the eldest lady's confusion will be solved. Or, Tang An paid out of his own pocket to give the eldest lady a spring palace map. ”

"Phew, who wants those dirty things!" Cheng Caixi chirped, thinking about it for a while, "You... Is that true? I'm really not going to get pregnant? ”

"It's true, Tong Su is not deceived!" Tang An said with a straight face, "Since the eldest lady is still a virgin, you can check it yourself to know if Tang An is lying." ”

Cheng Caixi blinked and said, "How do you check it?" ”

"This..."Tang Anzhen was defeated by the eldest lady, and said with a smile: "Aunt Zhang in the kitchen is well-informed, why don't you ask the eldest lady, you will definitely get the answer you want." ”

Cheng Caixi looked at him suspiciously and asked, "Are you really... Didn't insult my innocence? ”

"Miss, although I am just a scholar, but I am decent and kind-hearted, how can I do such a dirty thing?" Tang An patted his chest and said, "Yesterday, I saw that the eldest lady was very drunk, and I thought that as a subordinate of the Cheng Mansion, it was my bounden duty to take care of the young master, so I carried the young lady back without saying a word." Miss, don't you want to think about it, how long is it to return to Chengfu from the market? I have no martial arts and no strength, but with the belief of being loyal to the Cheng family, I fell again and again, and got up again and again..."

"Shut up!" Cheng Caixi knew his ability to talk about the world, so he hurriedly spoke, followed by Xingmu's glare, "But if I find out that you dare to lie to me, I will definitely kill you!" ”

Finally sent the female devil away, Tang An breathed a sigh of relief and sat on the bed. Seeing that the big yellow dog outside the door was still looking at him curiously, he smiled bitterly and said: "Brother dog, brother dog, Lao Tzu is more miserable than you!" ”