019 Perfect Touch-Up

Oh my God, it turned out to be my cousin who was making out with me, and my cousin was not the point, the point was that my cousin was a man.

Yu Fang's face was as white as paper, and he hurriedly jumped out of bed, just wanted to question why he was sleeping here, and he was still sleeping with his cousin and making love, just jumped out of bed, and suddenly found that the chrysanthemum behind him was in pain, and he suddenly covered his back, turned his head to stare at Chen Wei and shouted: "Chen Wei, what have you done to me?" ”

Although he deliberately pleases Chen Wei, Yu Fang is not without a bottom line, and he found that his chrysanthemum was so painful, thinking that he was plotted by Chen Wei, which was a great shame for Yu Fang, because what he hated most was the habit of breaking his sleeves, and he was afraid of being laughed at as a rabbit, so he was angry for a while.

A dignified manly man, he actually gave people chrysanthemums, where to put this face, and he couldn't care about so many people present in his anger, so he immediately questioned Chen Wei.

I was so angry that my whole body trembled.

When he was angry, his cousin naturally wouldn't call anymore, and Yu Fang knew that Chen Wei had some special habits, such as liking to play with young girls, and it wasn't necessarily necessary to suddenly like male style.

As soon as Yu Fang mentioned it, Chen Wei also felt some pain in the chrysanthemum, and secretly shrunk it, his mouth cracked in pain, remembering that Yu Fang was holding and kissing and gnawing, and his lower body was constantly stirring, needless to say, that Yu Fang was a thief shouting to catch a thief, and he was the victim.

"You, you Yu Fang, what have you done to me?" Chen Wei covered the somewhat injured chrysanthemum with one hand, and pointed at Yu Fang with the other, and his face also showed anger.

Chen Wei likes beautiful women, including young girls, he likes to "attack" and dislike "suffer", and it is also a great shame for Chrysanthemum to be exploded to him.

"I didn't expect Yu Gongzi to have this hobby."

"Hahaha, both of them are rabbits."

"It's a beautiful thing for cousins to go on a blind date, kiss to kiss, I didn't expect cousins to be able to do it too, hehe."

"It's really a cousin and a cousin, it's passed down in one line, and the lower body is small and short."

At first, I thought it was going crazy, and then I found that the two men were making love, and then I found out that these two people were not small, they were still cousins, and finally the two seemed to explode each other, the plot was more exciting than the other, and many people present were excited, discussing while watching the play, hating to move the bench, brew a pot of good wine and sit and watch.

Chen Wei found that he was naked, and he was hurriedly wrapped in a sheet, so many people watched, making him feel an unprecedented shame, and now he wanted to beat Yu Fang hard, but so many people were waiting here to see the joke, and they had the intention to drive these people out, and they didn't clarify before they drove them up, so they sat down tonight, and hesitated all of a sudden.

"Chen Wei, you say, you say" Yu Fang hadn't calmed down from his anger, pointed at Chen Wei and shouted: "I didn't expect you to like young girls, I didn't expect you to be a good man, even I didn't let it go, I still trust you like this, you are simply a brute." ”

This idiot, and also revealed the short, Chen Wei's face turned from white to red with anger, tonight's incident is a little inexplicable, obviously just drinking flower wine, it seems that he is greedy for a few more glasses, but he didn't expect it to be like this when he woke up, by the way, drink flower wine, and the guy named Yu Jin, it is estimated that only he understands what happened.

For a while, Chen Wei missed Yu Jin, hoping that he could come forward to explain the misunderstanding clearly.

It's true that she is a good young girl, but she has absolutely no interest in men, Chen Wei is very sure of this.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way, Brother Ruode, Gongzi Chen, you're all right." As soon as Cao Cao was really said, Cao Cao arrived, and just when Chen Wei wanted Yu Jin, a familiar voice suddenly sounded, this voice used to be a little annoying to Chen Wei, but now it sounds like the sound of heaven.

While speaking, Yu Jin squeezed in, and his mouth was still muttering: "I heard that Tianzi No. 3 went off the rails, how did the good ones go off the rails, it's strange, ah, you guys"

Seeing Yu Fang and Chen Wei wrapped in sheets and hating each other, Yu Jin was suddenly "shocked" and dumbfounded.

"Hehe, this fire is going well, otherwise I wouldn't have found this pair of rabbits."

"This fire is a small fire, and when dry wood meets a raging fire, it is a big fire."

"I didn't expect Yu Gongzi to be such a person, and he won't dare to go again next time he asks me to drink."

"Yes, lest chastity be lost."

Everyone laughed and laughed, foaming at the mouth one by one, bringing the bad roots and gossip of the Chinese people to the extreme.

Yu Fang also calmed down, and found that now it was yellow mud falling into the crotch of his pants, the more he said, the more wrong he was, the whole thing was too sudden and inexplicable, for a while he looked at Yu Jin like Chen Wei, hoping that Yu Guo could explain what was going on, and it was best to return his innocence.

So many people are watching here, and they didn't clarify tonight, and after the news came out tomorrow, they didn't have the face to mix in Yuyao, which is the reason why so many people are talking about the wind and cold, and Yu Fang didn't dare to drive it away.

If you don't laugh, you laugh, it's better to clear your wrongs.

What comforted Yu Fang and Chen Wei was that Yu Jin obviously received this signal, turned to the onlookers and shouted, "Shut up." ”

This "stop" made everyone calm down, the crowd of onlookers stared at Yu Jin to see if he had anything to say, and Yu Jin and Chen Wei also stared at Yu Jin, the two of them showed a look of hope on their faces, pricked up their ears, and wanted to see how Yu Jin spoke for themselves, Yu Fang and Chen Wei's thoughts were that this Yu Jin worked so hard to please himself, he would definitely speak for himself, and this Yu Jin was also a scholar, how could he think of a suitable reason.

After seeing that everyone was quiet, Yu Jin suddenly said with a straight face: "What are you doing here, what are you chewing your tongue, what's wrong with a good man, is this a crime?" Da Ming Law says that you can't be a good man, what are you yelling about, there are many good men in history, this is also a good thing, what is the matter with you breaking in late at night, know the identity of these two, this is the eldest young master of the Yu family, this is even more amazing, Shaoxing Mansion also knows Young Master Chen, you are so bold to dare to criticize here, believe it or not, you can't eat and walk around. ”

What, Yashi?

Chen Wei's eyes were dark, and he almost didn't vomit blood, let him explain, that is, it's okay to be drunk and messy, he shouted like this, he just jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it away, it's better not to say it than to say it, what to say in the end, show your identity, and use your power to oppress people?

God, most people are afraid of officials, but there are a lot of hard and smelly stones, and some scholars always think of themselves as guardians, thinking that they have a proud backbone, and the more you press him, the more energetic he becomes.

What kind of help is this, Chen Wei feels like a soldier who was injured by a hidden arrow and fell to the ground, Yu Jin, who was originally a comrade-in-arms, not only did not save himself, but also pulled a knife to make up for a fatal knife in his chest.

It's the perfect touch-up.

At this moment, not only Chen Wei, but also Yu Fang couldn't wait to pinch Yu Jin to death, and then find a crack in the ground to drill down.

Sure enough, as soon as Yu Jin threatened, a middle-aged scholar who knew him immediately retorted: "Hmph, it's a big shelf, but we came in to help fight the fire when we heard about the fire, and we found that such a secret matter was just a coincidence, and I couldn't complain about it. ”

"That is, it is impossible to bully others?"

"Tongzhi, Tongzhi, what's wrong, my uncle is still Yushi, you can't scare me?"

"That's it, dare not do it, it's really not a manly husband, no, you don't deserve to be a big husband, I'm ashamed to be with you."

Someone opened their mouths first, and everyone shouted at each other, and the scene suddenly became chaotic, and many people stared at the embarrassed Yu Fang and Chen Wei, with a look of disdain in their eyes.

At this moment, Yu Fang and Chen Wei were both green and white, and they both wanted to die.

Yu Jinleng for a moment, and finally became angry: "Okay, where is the fire now, what are you still doing when there is no fire, you can't afford to rent a house, go, go, don't hinder the rest of the two young masters, man, what are you still doing, let them go, didn't you pay the room fee?" ”

However, Yu Jin just started to drive people, those guys saw Yu Jin Fa Biao, and they also knew that this matter was not something they could solve, so they hurriedly persuaded those guests to leave, to be honest, they were also afraid that so many people would break out into conflict, and it would not be good for Baihualou to have damage at that time.

Soon, the crowd of onlookers dispersed scolding, and some people scolded while walking, and some of them made harsh laughter from time to time, and the guy didn't dare to stay longer, and after persuading the onlookers to go out, he carefully closed the door for the three of them.