"Xiaohong, where is Liu Cai?"

Su Hao stood at the door of Qingfeng Temple, admiring the mountain scenery in front of him, and asked Xiaohong, the envoy girl. Xiaohong is one of the two firewood girls that Pi Yuanfu prepared for Su Hao, it doesn't look good, the key is that the brain is worse than the face.

"Mr. Liu...... It's in the latrine. Little Red ran back to the watch for a turn, and then trotted back to report.

Su Hao said: "Go, call him over, and say that this Heavenly Master has something urgent to find him." ”

"Okay!" Xiaohong said yes and ran back to the view.

There was a chaotic sound of footsteps, and Liu Cai ran out with his pants. While tying his trouser belt, he asked, "Master Su, the little one is here, what do you command?" ”

When Liu Cai spoke, his tone was quite respectful, but his face was dark. How depressing it feels to be interrupted in the middle of a pleasant thing.

"Liu Cai, what's the matter, is your stomach upset?" Su Hao looked at Liu Cai with concern and asked.

"Uh...... No. Liu Cai replied with a bitter face.

"Since you don't have stomach discomfort, why did Xiaohong say that you are in the toilet?" Su Hao asked again.

Nonsense, people eat grains, when don't they have to go to the toilet? Liu Cai scolded in his heart, but he squeezed out a smile on his face: "What's this...... It's a little uncomfortable, but now...... Well, it's still a little uncomfortable. ”

"If you're uncomfortable, just go and rest, don't work too hard, understand?" Su Hao said.

"Thank you...... By the way, Su Tianshi called the little one to come over, what are your orders? Liu Cai remembered what was going on and hurriedly asked.

Su Hao nodded and said, "Oh, it's actually not a big deal. Liu Cai, you find two people, move the reclining chair of this heavenly master to the open space outside the view, and then make a pot of Shifeng Longjing for this heavenly master, the water should not be too hot, nor too cold, a little hotter than warm water, a little warmer than boiling water. ”

"......" Liu Cai clenched his fist and let go, at this moment, he even had the heart to kill Su Hao, but he didn't dare, so far, Su Hao is still Yang Chaodong's honored guest, this is not something that a little minion like Liu Cai can afford to offend.

"Xiaohong, Xiaoqing, what are you still doing in a daze, go and move Su Tianshi's reclining chair! Also, go make tea and water for Su Tianshi...... Do it! ”

Liu Cai turned around and yelled at the two envoys, he could only use this method to vent the anger in his heart.

Liu Cai was left by Wang Qifeng in Qingfeng Dao Temple to monitor Su Hao, but nominally he could only be called to take care of him. Su Hao didn't know if he was really stupid or pretending to be stupid, so he used Liu Cai as a minion, and he couldn't wait to give 800 orders a day, and they were all boring trivial things without oil and salt.

At the beginning, Liu Cai felt that Su Hao was not familiar with the girl, other relatives and others, so he needed to pass the word through him. Several days have passed, and Su Hao has already rewarded all the subordinates in the Taoist temple with money, calculated hexagrams, and told meat jokes, but when he needs to do something, he still greets Liu Cai first, and then asks Liu Cai to instruct others to do the same.

Liu Cai also tried to suggest that Su Hao directly give orders to others, so that he, the leader of the pro-soldiers, could have a few minutes to spare, at least so that he would not be interrupted for no reason when he went to the toilet. But Su Hao took Liu Cai's suggestion as a deaf ear, as long as he didn't see Liu Cai for a moment, he had to let someone look for it, and after finding it, he asked Liu Cai to pass the word on his behalf, but in fact, it was still the matter of ordering his subordinates to work.

I can't do this errand! Liu Cai thought in his heart, when Wang Qifeng came up the mountain again, he must ask Wang Qifeng for instructions to leave, even if he was asked to do the hard and tiring work, just don't let him be mentally abused by Su Hao again.

Xiaohong and Xiaoqing brought Su Hao's recliner and helped Su Hao sit down, and then brought the freshly brewed tea, as for whether it was Shifeng Longjing, it was not a problem that they could solve. I'm afraid that the entire Banzhou City won't be able to find one or two Shifeng Longjing, and I don't know what Su Hao wants to put on a score.

Liu Cai sat down firmly with Su Hao, and then asked cautiously: "Master Su, what else do you have to tell the villain?" ”

"Oh, it's okay for the time being, Mr. Liu has to go and get busy beforehand. By the way, when your stomach is uncomfortable, don't hold it, it's easy to hold constipation. Su Hao said.

"Xie Su Heavenly Master instructed." Liu Cai bowed, took two steps back, and then ran towards the Taoist temple, wanting to continue the activity just now. However, when he squatted back on the pit, he found that he had no intention of excreting at all. Su Hao said that he was really constipated.

Oh my God, how to spend this day! Liu Cai wanted to cry without tears.

Liu Cai was depressed in the latrine, but outside the Taoist temple, Su Hao was in a good mood, he hummed a little song, touched Yahuan Xiaohong's arm, and showed a fucking smile on his face. Xiaohong squatted on the side of Su Hao's recliner, rolled up her sleeves high, revealing a healthy coffee-colored arm, and let Su Hao touch it, with a happy expression on her face.

"Xiaohong, according to the conclusion that this Heavenly Master touched your bones, your bones are excellent, and you are destined to be the lady of the fate." Su Hao said seriously.

"Really?" Xiaohong's eyes lit up, "But I'm just a country girl, how can I be an ordinary?" ”

"Are you in the country, do you have a good match?" Su Hao asked, seeing that Xiaohong wanted to speak and stopped, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop it, and then touched Xiaohong's arm a few more times, took advantage of it fiercely, and said, "You don't need to say, I have already touched it." You have a childhood sweetheart in the village, is it called Ah Niu, or ......"

"It's not called Ah Niu, it's called Ah Han......" Xiaohong blushed and said coyly.

"Isn't Han just a cow's temper?" Su Hao said, "Your Banzhou dialect is different from our Jiangxi dialect, the meaning is the same thing. ”

The IQ of girls in love is relatively low, not to mention that Xiaohong's IQ is also in arrears when she is not in love, listening to Su Hao's explanation, she feels that it is quite reasonable, so she no longer argues, just asked: "However, Ah Han is a farmer and doesn't know a word, how can he let me be a fate?" ”

"If you can't read, you can fight." Su Hao said, "According to the calculation of this Heavenly Master, there will be war in Banzhou within five years, and then your Brother Han will be recruited into the army, and then make meritorious contributions on the battlefield and be named a marquis. ”

"Is what Su Tianshi said true?" Xiaohong asked expectantly.

He Bencheng on the side held back a smile, and replied angrily: "Little girl, you dare to doubt my heavenly master." Don't you know that my heavenly master can even look out at the earth's qi, and look at your little girl's luck, isn't that a piece of cake? ”

"Great, let Ah Han go to my house when I go back...... Hee-hee, I won't say it! Xiaohong stood up with joy in her heart, bowed to Su Hao, and then covered her face and ran back to the Taoist temple.

"Su Baihu, the little girl still wants to get married, you ...... Not quite right? Xiong Minyang had endured it for a long time, and Xiaohong ran away, so he persuaded him sneeringly. Men and women don't kiss each other, you, a big man, eat other people's little girl's tofu in the name of fortune-telling, what is this? Besides, when I was in Fengcheng, I didn't hear that Su Baihu had such a bad habit.

"This heavenly master is telling fortunes for the little red girl, what do you know?" Su Hao reprimanded, "In the eyes of this Heavenly Master, there is no distinction between men and women. Besides, the ...... Can you call a woman? ”

"Heavenly Master is ...... wise," He Bencheng and Xiong Minyang replied together, but they raised countless middle fingers at Su Hao in their hearts. Nima, you just touched the little girl so happily, and what did you say that there is no difference between men and women. If you are a foot-picker, would you be willing to touch it like this?

I don't know if it was He and Xiong's grievances that alarmed the world, or if Xiaohong returned to the Taoist Temple to advertise for Su Hao, and after a while, the soldiers in the Taoist Temple who were sent to monitor Su Hao came out one after another. They moved their broken steps and came to Su Hao's side, pretending to help Su Hao fight away mosquitoes, but their eyes were staring at Su Hao, waiting for an opportunity to talk.

"What is your business?" Su Hao asked everyone in a long voice.

"Hehe, Su Tianshi, just listen to the little red girl, Su Tianshi is used to touching the bones and telling fortunes, the little one...... Small ......," said a toast soldier named Li Zhengqian, timidly.

"You also want this Heavenly Master to touch it for you?" Su Hao asked.

"Think, think, think too much." Li Zhengqian hurriedly responded.

"Then sit down." Su Hao said, he pointed at the soldiers around him, and added, "While this Heavenly Master is in a good mood today, I can give you all a touch." ”

"Great!" The soldiers cheered in unison, and there was no need for people to organize, so they automatically lined up in a row, waiting for the Heavenly Master to touch the bones.

"Turn around, lift up your clothes, and show your back." Su Hao commanded.

Li Zhengqian wondered: "Xiaohong said just now, didn't you touch your arm to tell fortunes?" ”

"The woman touches the hand, the man touches the back, are you a man's woman?" Su Hao said impatiently, "Besides, it's more accurate to touch the back than to touch the hand, Xiaohong...... Can I touch her back? ”

As soon as these words came out, the soldiers all burst into laughter, and the men in the barracks have always had a very low resistance to this kind of colored joke:

"Of course I can, Su Tianshi is willing to touch the little red girl's back, that's her blessing!"

"Don't talk about touching the back, just touch the ...... Isn't that how it should be? ”

"Don't talk nonsense, the Heavenly Master wants to touch the back of the little red girl, and he won't touch it in broad daylight......"

In the laughter of everyone, Li Zhengqian turned around and really lifted his clothes, revealing his back and facing Su Hao. Su Hao stood up with one palm, recited the trumpet, and then gently slapped his palm on Li Zhengqian's back and stayed for a moment......

"Su Baihu really knows how to touch the bones?" He Bencheng pulled Xiong Min back to the side and asked in a low voice.

Xiong Min shook his head and said, "I haven't heard of it, even Daochang Chen has never heard of touching bones or anything." ”

"Yes, if you touch your bones like this, you will be beaten to death in our Fengcheng." He Bencheng said.

"That's right, yes, people will definitely think you're going to mark him......" Xiong Min said.

"Marks!"

Xiong Minyang's unintentional words reminded both of them at once. They stared at Su Hao's technique...... Oh my God, isn't this the legendary "five hundred dollars"?