Chapter 33 I read Li Shimin's joke
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This solves the problem of desire valley design, and only the magnanimity design remains. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Desire Gu She has already given the horse to Li Shimin, but this horse is from Dadushe, and there is still a suspicion of forcible seizure. Li Shimin's narcissistic and most perfect personality really can't leave any flaws in this matter.
Du He then found Dadushe.
Generously set up because of the Tianma incident, anxious and anxious. The steppe people all love horses, and being able to get a horse similar to the heavenly horse as a mount is a gift from God for a steppe man. Although Xue Yantuo has a very close relationship with the Tang Dynasty, Dadushe's heart understands that strictly speaking, horses do belong to the Western Turks, but they rely on their strength and want to rob them.
If Li Shimin really dealt with it fairly, there is still a great possibility that he will be awarded to the Western Turks.
"Well, I don't know what the situation is, this damn fellow, has come to ruin my good deeds again." When he thought of Duhe, his teeth itched with hatred, and he wanted to eat him alive.
Du He said that he was afraid that they would have a private fight while he was away, so he separated them and waited, but he did not know what the situation was.
Just as he was thinking about it, footsteps sounded, and Du He strode into the side hall with a cold face.
Dadu's heart jumped out of his mouth, and he didn't care about Du He's unkind face, so he approached and asked about the situation.
"Humph!" Du He snorted coldly: "What a gut, you have the courage to grab even the tribute that the Western Turks presented to Your Majesty." But you should be glad that you have met Your Majesty, your Majesty who is magnanimous...... He cares about your father's affection, and doesn't care about your sin, but says, If you really like it, he will give it to you! Now the horse is in the stable not far away, take it! ”
One sentence was so frightened that Da Du immediately broke into a cold sweat, and he was completely dumbfounded, where did he think that Tianma was actually a congratulatory gift that the Western Turks planned to give to Li Shimin. I recklessly snatched this congratulatory gift, isn't it slapping Li Shimin's ear?
Du He smiled darkly in his heart: Ma, it's already being sent, but you have to have the courage to accept it.
If he doesn't accept it, he can still fool the past with the statement that those who don't know are not guilty, but once he accepts it generously, it means that he knows that this is a tribute to Li Shimin, and he also has the heart to take it by force, and he is arrogant and can already ignore Li Shimin and the Tang Dynasty.
Xue Yantuo will not always be willing to be the younger brother of the Tang Dynasty, Du He knows this, Li Shimin also knows it, and the generosity of the party is even clearer.
However, the less courageous they are, the less they dare to have any friction with Datang in the case of poor strength, so as not to fall short.
Really!
Dadu's face was blue and white for a while, and he hurriedly said: "Misunderstanding, all this is a misunderstanding!" The Heavenly Khan is the supreme Khan in our Xue Yantuo's hearts, and I never thought of robbing the Heavenly Khan's tribute, on the contrary, I robbed the Heavenly Horse for the Heavenly Khan! In my magnanimous eyes, Pegasus is only worthy of a hero like Tian Khan. The Western Turks did not have this qualification, so they rashly made a move, planning to transfer the Tianma to the Heavenly Khan, since the Heavenly Horse is now the Heavenly Khan's thing, it is also my wish, how can there be a reason to return. The meaning of the generous design, and I also asked Lord Du to convey it on my behalf. ”
Du He smiled slightly: "So that's the case, I'll definitely bring it." "If Dadu set up, it was completely expected, if Dadu set up an accident to accept Tianma, then Datang would only have to prepare for war. Because that means that Xue Yantuo no longer takes Datang in his eyes.
Obviously, the current Xue Yantuo does not have the courage to do so.
Du He returned to the Imperial Garden, but unexpectedly let the guards at the door block the garden, "What are you doing, I want to see the emperor!" "He doesn't need to pass in and out of the Imperial Garden, only near Li Shimin, the most heavily defended place, he needs to stop and pass through.
It had never been done for a guard to block the garden gate like this, not to mention that he had just left, and Li Shimin was still waiting for his return?
In this case, the guards stopped him, which was completely inconsistent with the usual style.
It's not that these guards are funny, it's Li Shimin's order!
The former is, and the answer is clearly the latter.
Du He's heart was strange, and his suspicions were suddenly born.
After waiting for about half a pillar of incense, Du He was ordered to enter.
Walking on the path paved with goose warm stones in the Imperial Garden, Du He looked around the huge garden, and suddenly a familiar back, led by a guard, passed through the remote forest path opposite, and exited the Imperial Garden through another door.
"That back is very familiar, wearing the clothes of the imperial doctor, by the way, it is the imperial doctor's order!" Some time ago, Sun Simiao had been living in Duhe's mansion, and the imperial physician Ling often came to visit him, talk to him about medical skills, and learn from each other. Du He meets from time to time, he is more familiar, the imperial doctor Ling is the head of the imperial doctor, and his medical skills are even praised by Sun Simiao, he is the royal doctor of Li Shimin and Empress Changsun, is it Li Shimin's illness when he appears here?
No, I was chatting with myself just now, how can I say that I am sick?
Thinking of the inexplicable rejection, Du He smiled slightly, and said in his heart: "There must be something greasy in this!" ”
Crossing the path, to the depths of the plum forest on the left side of the Imperial Garden, Li Shimin is sitting on the Hu bed, teasing the birds, while admiring the plum blossoms standing proudly in the cold wind. Gong pink plum, red plum, shone water plum, green calyx plum, big red plum, jade butterfly plum, sprinkled golden plum all in this plum forest, only you can't tell it, but there is nothing to find.
January is the season when plum blossoms are in full bloom, and hundreds of plum blossoms compete to bloom beautifully.
Seeing this scene, Du He was even more strange, Li Shimin was rarely sitting on the Hu bed: in the past, he was unkempt when he was resting, and he didn't care about any court etiquette in front of people close to him. Lying on your side is always more comfortable than sitting.
Li Shimin was sitting in front of him, which was really incredible.
"Father-in-law, everything has been done! Desire Gu Sheer muttered that he wanted to give you the horse, but Dadu Sheer didn't dare to ask for it, and let me explain it to you! "Duho will go through the detailed list.
Li Shimin said with a smile: "You kid is full of ghost ideas, this forcible thing can also make people willing, there is really yours!" The horse is in the horse farm, you go and try it, if you can tame it, I am not stingy here, and I will give it to you! ”
As he spoke, he inadvertently showed a slight schadenfreude smile.
Du He's eyes blinked, and he suddenly squinted and already realized the cause of all the problems, and said in his heart: "It must be that this guy went to test the horse behind his back when he was lobbying for Desire Valley and Magnanimity." As a result, the technique was not refined, so that the horse was turned upside down and flashed to the waist! He asked himself to try the horse, obviously because he wanted to repeat the mistakes of the past, let himself also taste the taste of giving the horse upside down, and be a pair of difficult brothers. ”
He forced a smile and said, "Don't worry, my son-in-law's riding skills are too poor, but I don't know anything about horse taming skills, so let's wait." When I go back, I'll look for General Qin to learn from him how to do it, and then try again. I don't want the horse to fall off the horse, it's not good. ”
Li Shimin forced himself to calm down and twisted his waist slightly, indicating that he was fine, but the slight beating between his eyebrows revealed his current situation.
Just as Du He thought in his heart, Li Shimin planted a big heel fight this time.
Li Shimin has been good at archery since he was a child, he was noble, he was instructed by a famous teacher, and once upon a time he was also a brave and warlike general, and he was also the kind of person who dared to personally lead 3,000 people to resist an army of 100,000. Even when he became an emperor, he often took time to go to the hunting grounds to hunt, and from time to time he moved his rusty muscles and bones. He has a habit of collecting treasures, and has raised six divine horses, all of which are rare dragon species. Tenma made Duhe say that it was amazing, and he couldn't help but take a look.
When he came to the racecourse, Li Shimin looked at the king-like horse and was amazed. In front of the Pegasus in front of him, the six horses he has are like children, and they are not worth asking.
He tried to get on his horse and gallop, but the result was tragic.
In terms of horsemanship, Li Shimin has ridden horses for half his life, and he is not weak, he is a step higher than Duhe, but he is not as good as those horsemen and horse trainers who grew up on the steppe in the Western Turks, and even they are helpless with Pegasus, let alone Li Shimin?
It turned out to be tragic!
Before he could support a few teas, Tianma slammed the Tang Emperor, the overlord of the world, off the horse, fell half to death, and flashed to his waist.
An ordinary king might be so angry that he cut down his horse.
But Li Shimin is broad-minded, and he knows that his skills are not perfect, and it is not the fault of the horse, and he does not care. It's just that he has an excellent face, and it's really embarrassing to be dismounted by a horse, especially if he doesn't want to lose face in front of Duhe, a junior, so he pretends that nothing happened.
His heart is bad, he is injured, and he wants to let him go into the water and let him suffer with him, but he can't think of letting him see through it, and he can't hold his face, and he is a little annoyed and angry: "You kid remembered to me, since you don't want to try, on my birthday, I took it out in public, tried it, and saw who could tame it." Of course, whoever tames him, I will reward this horse to whomever I want, and I want to see who among the heroes of my Tang Dynasty has the ability to tame it. ”
Hearing this, Du He didn't care, that horse was really exciting, but he was self-aware: he knew that he didn't know anything about horse taming, and if he wanted to tame a horse that the entire Western Turkic tribe had no way to tame, the chance of success was really small. Rather than this, it is better to sharpen the gun in battle, take advantage of the fact that there are still ten days left in the banquet, make up for this knowledge, and make up for it during the banquet.
Success is naturally good, and if you don't succeed, you can only blame yourself for not being as good as others, and there is nothing to regret.
Li Shimin saw that he didn't see Du He's joke, so he waved his hand to chase away flies and drove him out.
As soon as Du He left, Li Shimin couldn't help moaning, hurriedly lay on the Hu bed, gritted his teeth and whispered: "It really hurts, stinky boy, after watching my jokes, don't think about living a good life!" ”