Chapter 97: If you don't do it, you won't die

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"Gregory...... Gregory ...... Master, I went to Beijing to treat the official as an ...... While...... Ahem, oops, I've been practicing my voice for many days, and I'm rusty! Wang Xuanen stood at the bow of the boat with a fan, and was about to show his singing voice, but the river breeze poured into his mouth.

After nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, Wang Xuanen finally took his men to drive the boat along the canal to the Yellow River, which was really not easy. Zhang Rou and the others made up this new type of boat, in terms of driving style is far from the existing boats, just like people who have just learned to drive, they always can't grasp that strength, fortunately, they are all on the canal, there are no reefs or anything like that, otherwise they may really capsize in the gutter.

"Ahem...... I'll you, which guy is mourning? It's really not a cover. I saw Yang Jinhua gobbling up chicken legs in the cabin, and Leng Buding was choked by the huge lethal song floating on the river.

"Back to the general, this voice seems to have come from the boat behind." The guard at the door heard Yang Jinhua's complaint, so he pointed to the back of the boat and said.

"What is it for General Ben to come and see it?" Yang Jinhua listened to the guard's words, and hurriedly came to the foredeck, still holding the uneaten chicken leg in her hand, if it weren't for Zhao Zhen's explicit prohibition of drinking, it is estimated that she would have to take a wine jug to show her personality.

"Are you sure it's a ship? Have you ever seen Zhang Cheng's strange-looking boat? Yang Jinhua glanced at the "boat" that caught up behind her, and tilted her head to look at the guards.

"Should...... It should be! Or...... How can you run on water! The guards avoided Yang Jinhua's gaze and tried their best to corroborate their assertions.

"Well, you have a point, why don't we go up and take a look?"

"Yes, General, you have the final say!" As long as you don't trouble yourself, you can do whatever you want, and the guards saluted and ran to order.

There is a saying that if you don't do it, you won't die, and Wang Xuanen is going farther and farther on the road of death at the moment.

"Young master, I found a fleet in front, it looks like it is transporting soldiers, should we slow down first?" Wang Guyji, who was driving the boat, discovered the situation and hurriedly ran to ask Wang Xuanen for instructions.

Wang Xuanen propped up half of his head from the recliner, glanced at the fleet not far ahead, and said casually: "What speed?" Isn't it just a group of stinky hills, rush over at my speed, throw them far away, and it's not cool to watch them dangling in front of the master's eyes! ”

Wang Xuanen's royal spirit was undoubtedly leaking at this moment, and under his influence, the crew sailed out of their milking strength, pushing the runner to carry the oars quickly. Because it is against the current, the sail is almost useless, at this time, the advantage of the ship modified by the Mo family in speed is obvious, coupled with the auxiliary power of animal power, it can be much more durable than manpower. However, Yang Jinhua and the others are still the same, relying on the soldiers to take turns paddling to advance, in comparison, they are judged.

"Singing about wine, what is life?

For example, the morning dew is bitter in the past.

Be generous and unforgettable.

How to solve the worries, only Du Kang.

Qingqing Zijin, leisurely my heart.

But for the sake of the king, he has been groaning so far.

……”

Wang Xuanen's ship quickly caught up with the fleet in front of it, and was overtaking it one by one. He stood at the bow of the boat with a glass of wine, imitating the appearance of Cao Cao in the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" he had just seen from the Jinling Evening News, reading Cao Cao's "Short Song Xing", his eyes glanced at the fleet next to him, as if to say: See, Ye is a noble person with knowledge and culture, how far away are you miserable people!

"Why is General Ben so upset to see him! This should be what the Holy Brother said! Look, my sister's teeth are going to be sore, why don't we cut him? Yang Jinhua rubbed her cheeks and suggested to her follower.

And Wang Xuanen didn't know that he still had the magic skill to attract hatred, and he was targeted before he could do so.

"Calm...... General, you must be calm, you forgot that the Holy Lord punished you to write small characters? If it weren't for the help of the little one, you wouldn't have been able to finish writing it by now! The guard said and inadvertently rubbed his wrist, copying a hundred military regulations is still quite tiring, especially since he has to imitate Yang Jinhua's chicken-paw-like font.

"Calm down a fart, my sister can't stand this pretending to be a fan the most, the little ones, they all have it, surround this thing with this general!" Obviously, this punishment for writing small letters only scared her followers, and she only said that she howled at the other ships.

The effect of her voice was obvious, and the original more than ten boats with a long snake formation directly turned into two, blocking Wang Xuanen directly inside, so that he couldn't brake sharply, and he had to add a sharp turn to avoid the collision accident.

After a while, the ship finally stabilized again, and Wang Xuanen got up from the deck, completely ignoring the bulging bag on his forehead, and scolded the ship that was heading towards him, completely losing the literary and artistic style just now, like a shrew possessed, and scolded for a quarter of an hour without repeating.

jumped on the spot, flipped 720 degrees, and with a chirp, Yang Jinhua landed in front of Wang Xuanen with a perfect posture, startling a shoal of gulls and herons...... Oh no, it should be a jaw drop, it's good, the body is perfect, full marks! Ahem...... Far from it.

Although it's hard to imagine the goods in front of you...... Well, it should be a woman! How could she wear such heavy armor and still play a trick, but Wang Xuanen thought that she must not be overwhelmed by this kind of martial woman who would only use brute force. He retracted his chin, decided to overwhelm the other party in momentum, and yelled at Yang Jinhua: "What's the matter!" It's amazing! Scare me! I thought the master was scared! There is a kind of you coming, coming, hitting the master, watching you try it...... Ahh ”

It turns out that some people can't be messed with even if they don't plant, which also confirms the saying: If you don't do it, you won't die!

"Crackling......" A burst of applause echoed in the bow of the boat, with all kinds of screams dubbed, Wang Xuanen didn't have time to report his father's name, Yang Jinhua skillfully used the Yang family's gatekeeper stunt - 36 slaps in the face.

"Ahh......h Lords, heroes, I know it's wrong! Spare a little life! Wang Xuanen covered his pig-like face, lying in front of Yang Jinhua and nodding his head to admit his mistake. It wasn't that his servants didn't want to go up to help, but looking at the guards standing next to them who hadn't moved at all, and compared their combat strength, they still wisely gave up the rescue operation.

"Humph! You're wrong, where are you wrong! ”

"I was wrong, I was wrong! Don't fight anymore, you have to eat with your face! Give a way out! ”

"Aren't you quite capable of beeping just now? Go on! I see if your mouth is fast or Aunt Ben's hand is fast! ”

"Woooooooooo......oo Thou hast insulted the officials of the court...... ...... I'm going to Holy One to accuse you...... "......Seeing Yang Jinhua raising his palm and greeting himself again, Wang Xuanen had no choice but to cover his face and lift the saint out, and from time to time he pulled the corner of his injured mouth, which made him bare his teeth in pain.

"Whew! That's it, you are still the court officials, who are you bluffing! I think you just owe it, no matter how nonsense you are, believe it or not, my aunt and grandmother cut you to death! Yang Jinhua salivated at him, clenched her fists and prepared to start work again, this time she was going to change places.

"Miss, you've beaten this beating, and your anger has subsided, let's hurry! Besides, if you let the Holy Lord know that you are bullying the people, you will definitely be unhappy again...... Let's hurry up! Don't you want to see the Holy One sooner? Fortunately, Yang Jinhua's guards stopped her, and Wang Xuanen escaped. These personal guards of hers are all cultivated by their Yang family themselves, who doesn't cultivate some cronies these years, otherwise who will block the knife!

"Didn't he say that he was an officer to him? Then I'm not bullying the common people! Speaking of this, Yang Jinhua poked Wang Xuanen's head with her finger and asked, "Alas, you are an official of the imperial court, right?" ”

"Yes, yes......" Wang Xuanen hurriedly nodded and admitted, and took out the holy decree from his arms and handed it to Yang Jinhua.

"Yo, I haven't seen it yet! You're still a flatterer of the ninth grade! Fortunately, I didn't hurt just now! Yang Jinhua swept the content of the holy decree, put on a smiling face, grabbed Wang Xuanen's shoulders and lifted him up, and also straightened his clothes by the way.

"No, no!" Although his face is still hot, the hero does not eat the immediate loss, Wang Xuanen replied duplicitously.

"I saw that your boat was running quite fast just now, and the holy decree said that you built it, is it true?"

"That has to ...... ...... It's me...... ...... It's made! Ouch, my neck! "This thing is not praised, the scar is not healed and forgets the pain, as soon as he is kind, he pulls his neck and prepares to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf, but he twists his neck again.

Seeing this, Yang Jinhua stepped forward without saying a word, and before Wang Xuanen could react, she moved his head and twisted his neck back with a click: "How is it?" That's it! ”

"yes, it really doesn't hurt anymore!" Wang Xuanen moved his neck and found that it didn't hurt anymore.

"I really don't see it, you're still a cultural person! The saint said, we have to respect cultural people, just now I saw that you were too arrogant, and I couldn't hold back for a while, but now I should be even, we don't know each other, how about it? ”

"Arrogant? Are you arrogant? Wang Xuanen couldn't help but slander in his heart, but in order not to be beaten again, he went to the side of the temperance or something: "Okay, good, my lord, you have the final say!" ”

"By the way, what's your name? Seeing that you are also going to Beijing, General Ben will invite you to drink at that time! ”

"The official surname is Wang, his name is Xuan'en, and his father is the prefect of Jiangning......"

"I didn't ask your father, just say you're fine, I see your boat is running very fast, what's the matter? Tell General Ben about it. Yang Jinhua was deeply affected by Zhao Zhen's indignant thoughts, and the person who was most annoyed by her father, directly choked Wang Xuanen's endless words.

"Uh...... Speaking of this boat, that's amazing, this is what I spent years to build, do you see the big wheel on it, yes, yes, it's the same thing as that windmill, don't underestimate it, it's because it's there, as long as it's not the oncoming wind, this boat can walk. Come on, come on, the general asked the subordinate to come to the cabin, and the more profound place was inside...... "I memorized such a good thing, and today I finally have someone to talk to, Wang Xuanen was very excited, forgot the pain on his face, and led Yang Jinhua to start visiting his "masterpiece."

"Well, that's good! Very good! After a visit, Yang Jinhua and his entourage came to the wheelhouse, she sat on the main seat, patted the handrail and said happily: "I think we are also on the way, this ship is requisitioned by the general, do you have any comments?" ”

"No, no, not at all! This is the honor of the lower officials! Only an adult like you, who has martial arts and beauty and wisdom, is worthy of riding such a boat, you have been exercising for so long just now, you must be hungry, Xia Guan is going to prepare lunch! "Wang Xuanen is not interested in temperance, but he is not stupid, not to mention his father's genetics, and his research ability is leveraged. Although he didn't know what the origin of the female demon in front of him was, there was a domineering spirit between her words, and listening to what she meant, she should have a good relationship with the saint. ...... Speaking of beatings, it really hurts!

Yang Jinhua, who has a perverse and rough personality, doesn't know that Wang Xuanen is at the lower limit of that show, and is immersed in this new toy and can't extricate herself.

I saw her adjust her sitting position, put one leg on the armrest, and waved her chicken leg and howled loudly. At first glance, he was managed too much when he was a child, and no one will take care of it, and his original form will be revealed.

"Keep going!"

"Yes, General!"

The fleet slowly resumed its long snake formation and slowly headed upstream, but there was a strange thing in the middle.