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The thief-eyed little four was lying in the haystack, lazily forming a big zigzag.

Xiao Wu sat on a stone, staring blankly at a straw on the ground, his eyes were confused, and he was as wooden as if he had just entered the mysterious Qingchun period.

The old Wang, who had a habit of chewing leaves, kept looking into the cave and listened to the two thieves discussing the route to Taiyuan County.

At this time, no one noticed the scholar, who was adding hay to the earthen stove and taking the herbs off his head, plucking a leaf, tearing it and putting it in a clay pot.

After a while, you can use the porridge from this clay pot to bring down this nest of bandits!

However, Lao Wang's eyes suddenly turned around, and when he saw the scholar's action, his eyes looked at him fixedly.

Broken! The scholar sighed in his heart, if the secret was revealed by Lao Wang, then he would have no way to live.

The scholar threw the broken herb leaves in his hand into his mouth, chewed it, and smiled at Lao Wang.

How stupid and stupid is that smirk, as if telling Lao Wang, I'm just learning from you.

Lao Wang's eyes turned to the cave again, and when the scholar thought he had passed the test, he turned around again, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he said to the scholar with his mouth: "I want ten times!" ”

What does he mean, is it because he has discovered his own little movements? Then this is not reported, but wants to blackmail himself, and then give Lao Wang ten times money?

Well, since you want money to betray your teammates, then I'll fulfill you!

The scholar smiled and nodded at him, Lao Wang nodded with satisfaction, and then turned his eyes to the cave, this time it was for the scholar to give the wind to him.

The internal contradictions of this bandit came into play.

The scholar quietly spit out the herbs in his mouth and saliva into the clay pot together, let you touch my ass, let you beat my chrysanthemum idea, I let you eat my saliva, disgusting you!

With Lao Wang's style, the two little thieves were too lazy to take a look, and the scholar quickly put all the herbs he picked into it, and as the corn porridge was cooked, all the herbs were rotten in it.

Lao Wang took two bowls, came over to fill the porridge, and walked into the cave, "Big brother and second brother, it's time to eat!" ”

The voice of the second dog came from the cave: "The meal is ready, I'm really starving!" ”

The scholar walked back to the tree just now and squatted down, and when the two little thieves saw that the porridge was ready, they both showed their gluttonous mouths, and looked at the clay pot drooling, but they didn't dare to step forward.

After a bowl of porridge, Ergou came out of the cave with a bowl and laughed: "Why is today's rice so fragrant, it's so delicious!" ”

When the little thief heard this, he hurriedly grabbed the credit: "Thank you big brother for your praise, I cooked it, I cooked it!" ”

The two rushed to say it in unison.

He looked at the two little thieves and scolded: "The tenders have this ability, why do they usually cook so badly!" ”

He walked over and kicked him over!

After beating people, he went to the clay pot and served porridge to drink. After a while, Bai Mian also walked out and drank porridge with Ergou. It seems that the status of the military division is good.

I drank five or six bowls in a row before I was full. The second dog and the white face sat on the side to enjoy the coolness, and the little four and five dared to go over to drink porridge. And Lao Wang knew that the porridge was drugged, of course he didn't dare to drink it, and kept leaning on the trunk of the tree and chewing the leaves. But he should usually rush to eat like Xiao Si and Wu, but his abnormal behavior at this time has attracted their attention.

"Lao Wang, Nen has a plague today, and he doesn't even eat?" Mu Ne's little five asked.

Lao Wang waved his hand lazily: "I have a stomachache, it will be better to eat some leaves." ”

Xiao Si stretched out his hand to pop millet on Xiao Wu's head, and scolded: "If he doesn't eat, he won't eat, and if he doesn't want to go, he will give me his share!" ”

Xiao Wu lowered his head and buried his head in eating.

"Junxiucai, do you want to eat it?" Ergou's voice rang out.

Will these two dogs be so kind? As a hostage, when you want to eat for yourself, you still need to ask if you want to eat? He asked, with intention!

The scholar raised his head, looked at Ergou, and asked, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Hey, hey, hey......" Ergou stood up and loosened his trouser belt with both hands, this action was matched with the obscene expression on his face, which made people feel goosebumps. He looked at the scholar with a daze in his eyes, and said, "As long as you are tender and obedient to me, I will give you tender food." ”

Full of warm thoughts yin~yu, this beast is really going to attack his own piece of "beauty sè".

Ergou Yin walked towards the scholar with an evil smile, at this time he had just eaten the drugged porridge not long ago, the effect of the medicine had not yet occurred, and his body had just thawed, and his physical strength had recovered very little, and he wanted to work hard to keep his knots, and there was almost no chance of success! Oh buy kudzu, is the festival cāo going to be lost here?

What am I, I am the one who loves the festival cāo, and for the sake of the festival cāo, I can not even want my life!

But...... It seems that the soul energy is insufficient now, and if you die immediately after crossing over, the soul will run out of energy, and you may never be able to cross again, and you will not be able to reincarnate......

Well, life and knots cāo, life is the most important thing!

"Don't come, don't come, the butler will send a ransom!" The scholar pretended to be afraid and retreated, but quickly leaned against the trunk of the tree and said "scared".

Now we can only delay the time, until the time when the effect of the drug kicks in.

Ergou's big hand touched his black haired chest, and said obscenely: "I accept the money, and I also accept the people, hehehe......"

"If you hurt me, the housekeeper won't give me any money......," the scholar threatened.

"Hahaha...... Ergou patted his stomach, "I'll help Nen clean her ass!" ”

It's so chilly! The scholar's face became whiter, and he said: "I can ask the housekeeper to send ten white and beautiful beautiful men to Nen, Nen don't fight my idea, if you like women, you can also send women!" ”

Ergou's footsteps stopped, and the temptation of ten beautiful men made his heart move, and he couldn't help asking, "Really?" ”

"Yes, yes, of course, how could I lie to my eldest brother!" The scholar nodded happily.

He flattered and said to the other thieves: "When the time comes, let the housekeeper send a few more, and several big brothers can enjoy the left and right hugs!" ”

It's rare for bandits to be able to eat enough in the mountains, but women have never had one. Now that they heard that they were going to send a woman, several thieves' eyes lit up and they couldn't help but get excited. Xiao Si Xiaowu has the worst control, and he doesn't know that the porridge and soup in his mouth are flowing out, and even the white face of the military advisor can't help but be stunned.

"Big brother, why don't you wait for him to send a woman before him?" Xiao Si couldn't stand the temptation and persuaded him.

Xiao Wu nodded, his face full of anticipation.

Ergou turned around and scolded: "Wait for a tender mother, there are women and there is no tender two dog things!" Lao Tzu's evil fire has risen, who will extinguish the evil fire for Lao Tzu? ”

He narrowed his eyes, stared at Xiao Si, and said, "Xiao Si, come into the cave." ”

"Huh?" Xiao Si hurriedly waved his hand and shouted: "Big brother, I went in last night, and today it's Xiao Wu!" ”

Xiao Wu said with a bitter face: "My asshole is pus, my eldest brother doesn't like it!" ”

"Who said that, I have seen that Nen has grown, where is there pus, Nen is lying to the eldest brother......"

"No, I ......"

The two little thieves quarreled.

Although listening to these words, the dirty things inside the bandit were extremely disgusting, but they succeeded in dragging the second dog. Lao Tzu's festival cāo has been preserved, where will you care about your festival cāo!

The two quarreled for a while, but there was still no result, and the second dog was annoyed and scolded: "Shut up for me, the two of you come in together!" ”

These words frightened the two of them to the point of trembling.

Dead friends do not die poor. Now Daoyou and Poor Dao are going to die together, of course, they are wise to protect themselves, not greedy for beauty. Xiao Si had the most eyes, and immediately stretched out his hand to point at the scholar, and shouted: "Big brother, it's still good that Junxiu is white and tender, even if the eldest brother gets him, as long as his life is in the hands of the eldest brother, will the people of the Zhong family still not give money, and they are not girls, who cares if his body is clean or not?" ”

You shameless little four! The scholar cursed him thousands of times in his heart, and suddenly looked back, hating to strangle him!

Ergou also looked back suddenly, and Junxiucai was in front of him. His eyes showed sè again, and he said: "It's still Xiaosi who makes sense, hehehe, Junxiucai, get rid of me!" ”

Qian donkey skills are poor, drag it can no longer be delayed, the scholar's knot cāo is not guaranteed, his hand quietly touched into the clothes, his fingertips touched the flying knife, wait a while to find an opportunity to wipe it on the neck of the second dog, if you lose the knot, I am afraid that I will be disgusted in the future.

Coo-goo~~~

Suddenly, a strange scream rang out.

Ergou's face and eyebrows suddenly twisted, and his mouth was open, but his teeth were clenched together, as if his teeth were sore.

He covered his stomach with his hands and bent down slightly.

Coo-goo~~~

There was another strange noise, and Ergou hurriedly reached out to cover his buttocks, quickly turned around, and ran towards the woods.

As soon as he took off his pants, he pulled up his stomach with a bang.

The effect of the medicine finally took hold, and the scholar breathed a sigh of relief.

And the white-faced others didn't know, they only saw that Ergou was anxious to go on "Mei Sè", but when he took off his pants, he didn't go on "Mei Sè", but had diarrhea, which was so funny!

But Ergou is their boss, and their usual yin power makes them dare not laugh.

So the white face became even whiter, and the two little thieves couldn't hold it back, and a few mouthfuls of porridge soup erupted from their mouths.

The white face held back a smile for a while, and his stomach growled, and then he ran behind a big rock with his stomach covered, and soon there was the same noise as the second dog.

The two cannons rang out in unison, and soon a foul smell wafted over.

Everyone had to cover their noses, and the little thieves grabbed the porridge while covering their noses.

"You two are really hungry ghosts reincarnated!" The second dog walked back, scolding the little thief while holding his belt.

But he cursed, his face and eyebrows twisted again, and his belt was gone, and he hurriedly ran back while untying it, and after a while, there was a loud and la-la sound.

The white face walked back at this time, looked at Xiao Si Xiaowu, shook his head with disdain, then froze, and ran back to pull.

The two of them went back and forth, and pulled their stomachs three or four times in a row, and there was no more to pull in their stomachs, but the intestines were squirming for a while, and the intention was stronger for a while, and they had to pull down their pants and squat there, so that the chrysanthemums sprayed yellow water.

The little four and the five also joined the army of diarrhea after eating for a while.

The white-faced body was shocked, and the four people who ate porridge all had diarrhea, while the scholar and Lao Wang, who didn't eat porridge, were fine, doesn't this prove that the porridge was drugged?

A hint of danger arose in him.

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