Chapter 098 Hehe, Emperor and Empress

At this time, although Emperor Xian had not really planned to let Liu Cong help him clean up Cao Cao, he was as excited when he heard the news of Liu Cong's victory as he was when he heard the news of Cao Cao's defeat. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

That afternoon, he was waiting in the inner room for the three nobles of the Cao family to come in and tell him about the military victory of his father, Prime Minister Cao, when Queen Fu came in.

When Empress Fu came in, she said, "Your Majesty, Prime Minister Cao Cheng sent his new aunt over to report something important to you, to see or not to see?" ”

After Queen Fu said this, she also knew that it was inappropriate, but it was customary to say so.

The person sent by Cao Cao was not only Cao Cao's new uncle, but also a dog sent, and Emperor Han Xian had to hurry up to meet him. Where can Emperor Xian decide whether to receive or not?

However, as soon as Emperor Han Xian heard that this was Cao Cao's new uncle, he was surprised for a while, and he didn't know what Cao Cao was going to do, so he didn't say anything for a while.

Seeing this, Empress Fu hurriedly took a few steps forward, came to the front and repeated in a low voice to ask Emperor Xian whether he would receive the new uncle sent by Cao Cao.

Emperor Xian asked with a surprised expression: "What is the important thing to tell you?" Did he say it? ”

Emperor Xian said this, and knew that he had asked more, so he then ordered: "Pass the decree and meet you." So Emperor Xian cleaned up a little and came to the main hall to meet Cao Cao's new uncle.

At this time, Liu Cong had already received the message of Emperor Xian, and was walking towards the reception hall under the guidance of the two eunuchs.

Crossing the road in the middle of the shade, Liu Cong watched the two eunuchs bow over in front of him and trot all the way to guide him, listening to their sharp sissy voice, he couldn't help laughing, and said to himself: "! As soon as I entered the palace for half an hour, I saw the palace maid, saw the nobles, hehe, and there were two eunuchs in front of me.

Alas, I've been looking forward to seeing these characters for more than a year, hehe, more than two thousand years!

Before crossing, I knew that Li Lianying An Dehai, well, very capable! But they were eunuchs in the late Qing Dynasty, serving Cixi's maidens.

In the Ming Dynasty, when a great eunuch led 300,000 troops out of the customs to clean up the Mongols, he turned around and fled back before he could engage the Mongols, in order to show off his fortune in front of the villagers, regardless of victory or defeat, he led the troops to detour through his hometown, and finally fled in defeat. What does this big eunuch seem to be called, Wang Zhen, isn't it? ”

Thinking of this, Liu Cong only heard the two eunuchs in front of him shouting sharply when they turned: "This lord pay attention, turn left." ”

Liu Cong sighed: "The eunuch is also pitiful, really pitiful!" For a man all his life, he was stripped off a few handfuls, and he couldn't even do men's things, not once!

Mama's! What is such a man alive for? It's better to die early and reincarnate!

To live just to eat a few more bites? What's the point? Look at people's eyes, listen to people's insults! If I had fallen to this point, I would have been killed by a head-on!

You can't live a day like this! Is this a human life? Liu Cong said to himself, and here I remembered several eunuchs in history: "However, this person must develop himself according to his own environment." Eunuchs also have good mixes.

Zhao Gao, his grandmother's! can get mixed up to the point of Zhao Gao, and it will not be in vain for the life of a eunuch.

Hehe, if it were me, if I had been stripped a few to become a eunuch, needless to say that it was mixed with Zhao Gao, or to the point of Qin Shi Huang, I wouldn't do it!

What's it like? ――What is the point of being an emperor if one of the thousands of palace maids can't be used? ”

At this time, I turned the road, and in front of me was a relatively tall house, the roof was covered with black tiles, and the whole house was built on more than a dozen steps.

The eunuch spoke sharply: "This lord, the emperor is waiting to meet you in the palace hall." You're good to go. With that, the two eunuchs walked on both sides, giving way to the middle road for Liu Cong to walk.

(When Liu Cong saw it, he unceremoniously climbed the steps step by step, thinking to himself: "After crossing over, I realized that in this life in the world, if you want to be respected by others, the first thing is to have the ability!") If you don't have the ability, you won't be able to live well in any society.

Hehe, I can't imagine it, I can't imagine that I, Liu Cong, can still be received by the emperor! ”

In Liu Cong's thoughts at this time, the image of Emperor Han Xian should be a tall and big man. Son of Heaven, he will definitely not be obscene!

As for the majesty of the emperor? At the very least, it should be sitting in the middle of the palace hall, behind him are two beautiful palace maids holding the royal fan, in front of him is a long carved dragon and embroidered phoenix case, and next to it are more than a dozen eunuchs standing on duty.

Under the platform are the ministers of civil and military affairs on both sides, each holding the wat board in both hands, and waiting for the emperor's lecture respectfully and carefully.

As for the dress of the emperor, at least it should be like this - wearing a crown of twelve thousands, hey, this crown is the hat worn by the emperor, but it only indicates the identity and majesty of the emperor, and it does not keep warm or shade, it is like a washboard, and nine strings of coral agate beads are hung at both ends.

As for what clothes the emperor wears, Liu Cong doesn't know, but according to the image of the emperor he saw reading and watching TV before the crossing, the emperor at this time is not only wearing the imperial crown and sitting behind the imperial case and looking at the military officials under the stage, but also should wear the emperor's unique clothing, wide robe and wide sleeves, and an imperial sword at the waist.

"The costumes should all be yellow." Liu Cong thought, "Yellow is the royal color!" Well, wide robes with wide sleeves, very wide clothes. Hehe, it's definitely not a yellow jacket, the yellow jacket is from the Qing Dynasty, and the emperor rewards the clothes of meritorious officials.

It is now the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and the practice of the emperor rewarding his courtiers with a yellow coat has not yet been implemented. ”

Liu Cong thought of this, and when he looked up, he found that he had already stepped onto the stage, and there was the palace gate in front of him.

There were two halberd-wielding guards standing at the door, and when Liu Cong stared at them, he saw that these two guards were also listless, so he was disappointed: "Mama's, how can there be a little royal majesty?" According to my memory, there should be a large number of Zhijinwu at the entrance of the palace, which is good, but there are just two guards standing like Cao Cao really doesn't treat the emperor as anything, how to say? There are later generations who say that Cao Cao really doesn't treat the village chief as a cadre! Hahahaha. ”

Thinking like this, the two eunuchs rushed to the front to lead the way and guided Liu Cong into the palace gate. As soon as he entered the gate, Liu Cong's heart chuckled, and he was a little nervous and excited.

It's not that I'm afraid of anything, but I estimate that I'm about to face a large number of palace maids.

Because Liu Cong was too stimulated by the naked tour hall, he was about to enter the palace at this time, and he couldn't get rid of the image of thousands of naked palace maids walking around in the palace in his consciousness anyway, so he considered whether he should flirt with the palace maid first or greet Emperor Xian first after entering the palace. So I was a little nervous and excited all of a sudden.

At this time, Liu Cong entered the house, the room was a little dark, Liu Cong's eyes didn't get used to it just when he came in, he just felt that his eyes were blurry, he calmed down a little, and when he stared, he saw a middle-aged man in his thirties sitting next to the case on the wooden couch in front of him.

I saw that this man was also dressed very ordinary, wearing a long coat and a ribbon around his waist, kneeling next to the case, looking at himself with a little frightened eyes.

This sitting posture lasted from ancient times to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and Liu Cong also knew it.

Because ancient people did not have pants to wear, sitting otherwise would expose their private parts.

I don't know which dynasty in China disappeared this sitting posture, but it still exists in some countries in Northeast Asia.

Liu Cong knew all this, but when Emperor Han Xian sat to meet Liu Cong like this, Liu Cong was a little unaccustomed.

At first, I thought that Emperor Han Xian knelt down for himself.

In this instant, Liu Cong reacted, and said to Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty: "Zhang Shengbiao, the uncle of Prime Minister Cao Cheng, came to visit Emperor Xian on the order of Prime Minister Cao Cheng, and he has something important to report. He shouted and stood straight.

Liu Cong turned his face to look at the few eunuchs next to him, and saw that these eunuchs were all hunched and looking at him, as if waiting for his next performance.

Liu Cong thought: "My identity has been revealed, how do you want me to behave?" Thinking of this, he suddenly understood: "Oh, it's waiting for me to bow three times and bow nine times!" it! Do you still need to hang it? I've never kowtowed to anyone.

Before crossing, prostrate from time to time; Crossing over, I just want to do something big to change my fate, and I haven't asked anyone! So there was no prostration.

Besides, your few emperors are just sticking to the light of Han Gaozu, well, yes, and also occupy the light of Emperor Guangwu, and become such a few emperors, this throne is not fought hard by yourself, but politicians have lifted you up according to their own needs, what's so great?

It's not uncommon for such a nest emperor to give me as me. Not to mention let me kowtow to you! ”

Liu Cong thought of this, but he still stood straight and pouted, looking at Emperor Xian, Emperor Xian and Queen Fu beside him had been staring at him with frightened eyes.

In fact, at this time, Liu Cong was too worried, and Emperor Xian did not wait for him to kowtow, but was afraid.

Cao Cao led his troops to fight in Fancheng, and the development of the war situation was smooth sailing, and he saw that he was about to recover Jingzhou and unify the world in Eastern Wu. Could it be that he is here to take his own life? Years of puppet life have long cultivated Emperor Xian into a cautious and thoughtful character, so at this time, he was nervously waiting to see Liu Cong's performance.

Liu Cong confessed and understood his identity, waited for Emperor Xian to speak, and saw that Emperor Xian had been stunned, so he took out an edict pretending to be Cao Cao from his arms, handed it to Emperor Xian, and said: "Prime Minister Cao Cheng has an edict to clearly indicate his subordinate soldiers. Please Emperor Xian drove with Weichen to the front line once, just for this matter. He also asked the emperor to make preparations as soon as possible, and three days later, he immediately left the palace and went to the front line of Fancheng to accept Liu Cong's surrender. ”

At this time, Emperor Xian and Empress Fu finished reading Cao Cao's fake edict together, and Emperor Xian raised his head, looked at Liu Cong with a puzzled expression, and said: "I have lived in the palace for many years and have never been on the battlefield. Now that the prime minister has won a big victory, why bother asking Aunt Zhang to reply to Prime Minister Cao, there is no need to "098."

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