The snub who was hiding in the corner finally figured out the situation, and quietly retreated with a dead face.

He really wanted to pick up the dignity of his uncle, but disturbing his "interest" when he lost his mind didn't have any effect at all.

is the dignified god of war in the country, but he is at the mercy of others like an imbecile, and his snub is full of sadness.

When they came to the outside of the cave, everyone's eyes immediately focused on his face.

Lan Haitang was the most anxious, and hurriedly asked, "Young Master Leng, is my cousin okay?" ”

Of course he is fine, he can "snap" and slap the first master of Daqi, he is simply chic and mighty!

Snub said with a strange face: "It's okay, he's fine, Miss Lan can rest assured." ”

If it is "very good", why is the snub all out, but there is still no trace of Tang An? Lan Haitang was undiminished, and continued to ask, "What are they doing in it for so long?" ”

The snub closed his eyes painfully, and in his mind, the master swayed his cheeks from side to side with a look of cheapness, and said with great difficulty: "They are ...... Make a game! ”

"Doing, playing, playing?"

Not only Lan Haitang, but even Xu Xian thought that he had heard it wrong, and raised his eyebrows at the stunned woman next to him with a smile: "I didn't expect that old man to be quite emotional?" Hahaha! ”

Such a mocking smile was naturally understood by the little junior brother as a provocation to the Jixia School Palace. So he stood in front of Xu Xian again, and the big man who was more than a head taller than him shiny fists.

Xu Xian couldn't laugh anymore in an instant. At this moment, he only hated that his martial arts were not strong enough, so he could only continue to take advantage of this child's bad ears, and threatened: "Stinky boy, you'd better pray that you don't grow up!" ”

No matter how Lan Haitang fantasizes, he can't imagine what it is like for Master Wei and Tang An to "play games" together. After thinking about it, he still asked uneasily: "Young Master Leng, what happened inside?" Can you bring the begonias in and have a look? ”

Looking at the joke, how could he let others see Wei Zhongtian, one of the "Three Great Grandmasters", with a thin arm exposed, strips of rags hanging all over his head, and the miserable appearance of "ah" coming and "ah" swaying from side to side with a face of enjoyment when he was clearly flattened?

After thinking about it again and again, he finally told the first lie in his life.

"Miss Lan, Uncle Shi has commanded, cough cough...... This one...... No one is allowed to disturb him and have a long talk with Brother Tang! You just have to rest assured, I vouch for my personality that Tang Gongzi is not in the slightest danger! Let's go, let's go eat first, let's go eat first......"

Seeing him flee as if he was walking down the mountain, Lan Haitang was even more suspicious. But since the ban order was issued, she couldn't break in, so she could only glance at the cave with concern, and asked silently in her heart: "Tang An, Tang An, what are you doing?" ”

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"Four happy wealth, five leaders, six, six, six, six, smack, smack!"

Tang An is doing a very refreshing thing, something that countless top masters dream of but can't achieve in his life.

How many people in the world can slap the grandmaster happily, and the other party is still happy to do it? Never!

This alone is enough for Tang An to show off in the second half of his life.

He even fantasized that after a few years, countless people surrounded him, and he picked his nails in the eyes of everyone's admiration and worship, and boasted lightly: Back then, I slapped Wei Zhongtian more than a dozen times in a row, and the old man had no power to fight back, he didn't even dare to let go of a fart, and he begged Lao Tzu for a few more slaps......

"Come again!"

Wei Zhongtian really didn't dare to say a word, because he was afraid that he would annoy this young man who had brought him a novel game. So he could only blow his gray beard with a look of unwillingness, and unyieldingly clenched his fists again, preparing for the next round of "punching".

Shaking his wrist, Tang An smiled: "It's already the second game." We said before - three wins in five games. If I win one more round, it's game over. ”

Wei Zhongtian said stubbornly: "I don't need you to remind me!" I don't believe it's always me who loses! ”

"Well, since you like to be beaten so much, then I will fulfill you! Get ready! Five Leaders! Six-six-six! Seven fairies! Haha, you're losing again! ”

Tang An, who had already figured out Wei Zhongtian's routine, naturally won this battle again. habitually shook his hand and slapped it out again, but before he could touch the emaciated cheek, he was locked by Wei Zhongtian's wrist.

Tang An was slightly stunned, raised his head and said, "What are you doing, you want to be Laipi?" ”

Wei Zhongtian did not speak.

Suddenly, he was like a different person, and there was no longer an innocent expression on his face, but a grim face. In those eyes full of vicissitudes, stubbornness and willfulness have long since retreated, leaving only coldness and anger.

No need to ask, that Wei Zhongtian, who is proud of the rivers and lakes, is back!

Every time he gets sick, he forgets what happened before. But this time, the hot feeling in his cheeks told him the truth - the young man in front of him actually slapped himself again and again!

As one of the three great masters in the world, when did he receive such an insult?

From, from, without, without!

So he was in a bad mood and his expression was also bad.

Tang An couldn't read his heart, but he could read his expression. When the childlike innocence disappeared, and a master's own momentum returned to Wei Zhongtian, he knew that the old man who was in the world was back!

The overwhelming power swept over, pressing Tang An almost out of breath. When there was a murderous aura everywhere in the air, he only felt that his heart was "groaning", and the whole person was not good.

Fuck, this old man says he will change, without any warning. It's okay now, I'm cool enough, but in the face of an angry super master, can I still survive?

Tang An didn't know, he only felt fear.

Wei Zhongtian's face sank like water, but with a circle of rags around his head, it was indescribably ridiculous.

The old man, who was in an extremely bad mood, obviously ignored this, but glared at Tang An, and said word by word: "You, just, just, all, do, what, what!" ”

Hey, it looks like he doesn't remember anything. In this way, there is still a chance to live! Seeing the dawn of hope, Tang An instantly brought his wisdom to the extreme, and his mind turned back and forth, thinking about how to resolve the crisis in front of him.

"Oh, Master Wei, your conscience has found out, and you have worked hard to save Sister Fairy. Then he said that the boy has a clear skeleton, and he must teach me peerless martial arts. But if your family knows your own affairs, how can you be a younger generation, how can you be fortunate to be taught by your old man? So at first, I was a refusal ......"

Tang An was in a hurry while talking about it, secretly observing Wei Zhongtian's face from time to time.

"Go on!"

Wei Zhongtian wanted to rub his cheeks, which were a little painful, but in order to show his master's demeanor, he couldn't pull his face down in front of a junior, so he could only continue to ask in a deep voice.

Tang An tried his best to fantasize about himself as a peerless master, and said tentatively: "Next...... You old man said...... No one can refuse what you decide, and you just force the juniors to learn martial arts from you......"

Tang An was afraid that the story he had woven would not be in the other party's mind, so he said cautiously, secretly observing his words. How did Wei Zhongtian sink like water, but surprisingly did not refute.

Masters have the pride of masters. In terms of martial arts, he has been proud of the world; In terms of generation, he is nearly 100 years old. This kind of person with strength, temper and high power, where can others argue against him?

There is no doubt that Tang An guessed correctly.

"You first tested the juniors and found that I had no martial arts foundation at all, and I couldn't help but be disappointed. First of all, he told the younger generations a big truth, saying that martial arts are practiced to the extreme, and thousands of troops take the enemy. The head is like a bag. But the younger generation has no knowledge, and when I heard what you said, I couldn't help but put a question mark in my heart. When you see that your juniors don't believe you, in order to prove that what you say is true, you ...... A very excessive request was made. ”

Wei Zhongtian didn't understand Tang An's ability to open the river, listened to what he said, and said that all this was true, and he didn't know that the facts were very different from what he said, and he was secretly relieved in his heart: Fortunately, he didn't do anything embarrassing when he was confused, otherwise where would this old face go?

Hearing Tang An's words, he couldn't help but feel nervous, and hurriedly asked, "What requirements?" ”

Tang Anxin was secretly happy, it seemed that this old man probably believed his lies. Pretending not to speak, he finally said weakly: "You let me ...... Slap you in the face......"

Wei Zhongtian was slightly stunned, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching. Secretly sighing that even if his mind is taken away, the old man will never make such an excessive request, right? But the feeling of burning on his cheeks reminded him that all this was true.

"Old man...... Did you really say that? ”

"yes." Tang An was extremely sure, "You think, you are a dignified Qi State Martial Saint, and the younger generation's admiration for the master is like a surging river, how can he beat you?" Even if you have divine skills to protect your body and are not afraid of being injured, the younger generation will never dare to blaspheme the seniors. But when you saw that the junior refused to obey the order, you insisted on threatening the junior in anger, saying that if I didn't beat you, then you would withdraw your skills and let my sister Murong continue to suffer from injuries. So...... In desperation, the younger generation had no choice but to ...... Alas! ”

"Ahem!"

Listening to his "glorious deeds", Wei Zhongtian's face turned red, and he hurriedly coughed twice to hide the embarrassment in his heart.

Threatening a junior with the life of a female doll, would he do such a despicable thing? But...... Looking at the young man's distressed look, it doesn't seem like he is lying.

Suddenly, he noticed the rags floating in front of him. Looking at his bare right arm again, thinking about the ruin of his heroic and elegant heroic image, he quickly put the problem of "slapping in the face" behind him, pointed to the gray rags on his head, and asked angrily: "Then how do you explain these things!" ”

Hearing his roar like a lion's roar, Tang An swallowed his saliva in fright.

He rolled his eyes, and suddenly thought of the scene where this old guy used the "whale sucking skill" to suck Mu Rong in front of him, and his eyes immediately lit up, and explained: "That's because ...... You want to let the younger generation open their eyes and show their internal skills! ”

"Inside...... Skills? ”

Wei Zhongtian looked confused, and couldn't figure out the connection between showing his internal strength and putting a rag on his head.

"That's right!" Tang An's eyes were "clear", and he blinked innocently, and "recalled": "Although the younger generation doesn't understand martial arts, he also knows that if you want to become a master, you must start from a young age. The younger generation is already at this age, even if there is a famous teacher to guide him, how much can he achieve? If you use your name to go through the rivers and lakes in the future, you can only embarrass your old man. But you misunderstood what the juniors meant, and said that the juniors didn't want to practice with you. To show how good your skills are, you put this rag on your head. You just work slightly, and all the rags float up, like a blooming sunflower, it's really amazing! ”

Toward...... Sunflower?

Wei Zhongtian was a little weak-hearted to avoid Tang An's "adoring" eyes, and secretly said that the way he showed his strength was really strange. can listen to what Tang An said, combined with the whale suction technique of retracting and releasing freely, it seems that most of this kid is telling the truth.

Alas, it was forcing people to apprentice again, and it was using the girl's life as a bargaining chip, and he came up with such an ingenious method. Wei Zhongtian, Wei Zhongtian, your reputation in this life is really ruined!

After pondering for a moment, Wei Zhongtian asked a little embarrassedly, "Ahem." What else did the old man do besides these....... man? ”

"No more!" Tang An hurriedly shook his head. Just kidding, Lao Tzu finally got by, I don't know how many brain cells are exhausted, how can I continue to make up stories.

Wei Zhongtian nodded, and secretly sighed that although he misbehaved and was a little disrespectful, he finally didn't do anything too embarrassing.

Seeing that there was silence in the cave, Tang An cautiously asked, "Master Wei, ...... me I haven't eaten yet. ”

"If you want to go, why do you need to be so tactful?" Wei Zhongtian could hear the subtext in Tang An's words, and secretly scolded you for not eating, did the old man just eat? Ouch, how many hands did this kid have, how could it hurt so much?

"Thank you, Master Wei!"

Tang Anxin's pressure suddenly decreased, as if he was afraid that the old man would regret it, rubbed his sore legs, limped to the stone bed and picked up Mu Rong, who was still sleeping, and ran towards the cave as if fleeing for his life.

"Wait!"

Seeing that he was about to reach the entrance of the cave, Wei Zhongtian suddenly spoke, which made Tang An's heart that had just fallen rise again.

Turning his head a little stiffly, Tang An smiled reluctantly and asked, "I don't know what else you have to order, senior?" ”

Wei Zhongtian's eyes wandered, and he thought about how to phrase it for a long time, but after thinking about it, he still got straight to the point: "Ahem!" What happened tonight...... God knows, you know I know, you know? ”

Of course Tang An understands - you want to save face! If these were to be passed on, the prestige he had worked so hard to build up for a hundred years would be like a collapsed pagoda, leaving only a ruined wall.

So Tang An blinked very sensibly: "What happened tonight?" I've forgotten about it. ”

Wei Zhongtian was very pleased with Tang An's knowledge, and secretly sighed that this stinky boy was really understanding. He waved his hand happily and motioned for him to leave.

When he was alone in the cave, he kept rubbing his cheeks with his dry palms, closing his eyes and trying to remember what had just happened. But after thinking about it, my mind was always blank, only a few words appeared intermittently, but there were no more clues.

Stringing those words together, Wei Zhongtian muttered to himself in some confusion: "Five leaders, six, six, six...... What is this mantra? ”