Chapter 090: Dungeon
"Layi...... My beloved lamb ......" Yang Hao was awakened by a burst of singing, his head was still dazed, but his consciousness gradually sobered up, the song lingered in his ears, the song itself is melodious, unrestrained, if you hold a shepherd whip, standing under the blue sky and white clouds, driving a piece of cattle and sheep, the most suitable to sing such a tune, now in the dark, the singer deliberately put the voice softly, it sounds like there is another lingering taste.
"You have to eat good grass, I'm not afraid to run the road. No matter how deep the ditch is, no matter how high the mountain is, as long as you can get fat quickly, I am willing to run more roads. 2 Lao Yi 10 my beloved baby, you eat grass quickly......"
Yang Hao groaned and muttered, "Can you ...... Don't scream, it's too dark here, listen to it one by one, and it is pleasant to seep one, one by one, one by one."
"...... you?! You're not dead yet! There was a cry of surprise and then joy in the darkness, which sounded not too far away, and then became lonely again: "Immortal...... It's almost ...... too."
Yang Hao tried to move, but felt a heavy chest, only to find that there was a large pile of earth and stone rubble pressing on his body, he struggled out of the soil and stone with a lot of effort, raised his eyes and looked around, it was dark and heavy, and he couldn't see anything at all, Yang Hao asked, "How are you?" We fell...... How long has it been? β
Aguli said lightly: "My legs ...... Broken, we've been falling for a long time "It should be dark outside now, your people didn't find it, they ...... I probably didn't think we'd be under their feet. β
Yang Hao's heart also sank, and in his vague memory, it seemed that he fell very deep when he came to 7-, this place should not be shallow, but I don't know if there is a place to climb.
He touched his head, as if it had broken when he fell, but now the wound was muddy and not very serious. Yang Hao took out the fire fold from his arms and shook it with the emblem! The light looked around, and there was a wall not far behind him, Yang Hao walked over and touched it, and found that this was a wall that went straight up and down like a knife, and his heart suddenly sank.
The fire fold couldn't burn for too long, this was already his only fire tool, Yang Hao quickly extinguished the fire fold, and sat down on the rubble pile again.
When the fire fold was lit, Aguli had already seen his position, and then the fire fold was extinguished, and the ground ** returned to darkness, Aguli smiled lightly: "Don't look for it, I've already looked for it, here is a circular straight up and down the ground**, the four walls are probably soaked with glutinous rice juice rammed earth, smooth as a mirror, there is no place to climb, from the feeling when I came down, I estimate that it is at least five zhang high, this is probably the place where the previous master avoided the disaster of war, maybe up and down with a hanging ladder, if there is, It's long since it rotted now. Yang Hao didn't say anything, and after a long time, he slowly asked, "Why did you kill me?" "We're all going to die, and you still care about that?" "I didn't have any information that you were going to rebel, and from the look of shock on your face at the time, it didn't look like it, but you ...... Why kill me? "I don't want to...... On the Huangquan Road, you still kill me, and I will kill you. You and I are buried together, and it is also the fate of the previous life, now, what else do you have to hide? β
Mandarin ducks on the water, jade in the clouds. Worries and good follow, wind and rain without regrets. Referring to mountains and rivers, it refers to the month of rì. Life is the same, death is the same. Hearing Yang Hao say that she would be buried together, Aguli suddenly felt an unspeakable feeling in her heart, as if there was a trace of connection between her and Yang Hao, although it was as thin as spider silk, it was straight to the heart.
After a long time, she said softly, "Anyway...... It's already going to die, and it doesn't hurt to tell you. Yes, I didn't want to turn against you, at least not yet. I'm going to kill you, just because
In the dark, Yang Hao listened to her eloquent story, Aguli said it from beginning to end, and said with a sad smile: "Now, you know? Yang Hao pondered for a while, and said with a light smile: "Not bad, very good." Aguli was surprised: "What's good? Yang Hao said: "The network is very good. The fifth son of the folded family, have you heard of it? β
Aguli said: "This time I went to Xingzhou, I just heard about her, I heard about her and J)!" iiοΌβ¦β¦ rβ¦β¦β
Yang Hao said "um": "You are very similar to her, you are very strong, you are willing to give everything for the person you want to protect, if you have known her early, maybe you will become friends." However, you have the same problem as her. "What?"
"You all like to be smart, maybe you have too much self-awareness, and when you recognize the truth, you will unswervingly want to do it, but you don't know that your choice may not be right, or even wrong.
Aguli asked rhetorically, "Wrong?" Where did I go wrong? β
Yang Hao said: "If you want to hide the matter, there are only two choices. First, Sulman is your people, and even if you don't agree with what he does, follow him. Then, on the surface, you are protecting your people, but you are actually dragging more people into the water. Sulman wants to rebel, you don't want to, have you ever thought about whether your people, Hu Lao Wen and his people, or even Sulman's people want to rebel? β
Yang Hao said in an aggravated tone: "You connived at him alone, and the result was a drag on the whole clan, don't forget, you are now the leader of the Hui people in Ganzhou, your responsibility is not only to protect them, but also to guide them, the person who tries to drag the whole clan into the war, even if he is your clan, he is also your enemy, but you don't have this awareness." You just want a big parent who doesn't distinguish between right and wrong and spoils his children, which will only spoil them! Aguli pondered for a moment and said, "There is a second one?" β
"Yes. Second, you and Hu Lao Wen joined hands to restrain him and prohibit him from uniting with Li Jiyun to do things harmful to the whole clan. I guess that's something you're thinking about as well. The question is, can't you see how far he's gone? When he has fully understood the identity and intentions of the other party, he is no longer just an introducer for you, he has fallen too deep, if you want to restrict him, he will betray you, and even harm you, in order to seek greater power to achieve his goals, have you ever thought about it? β
Aguli was silent, and Yang Hao was silent for a while, and then said: "Among the eighteen prefectures in Hexi, Ganzhou and Liangzhou are the places where I have given the most autonomy power. Therefore, the situation in these two states is the most special, Liangzhou is dominated by the Tubo people, and Ganzhou is dominated by the Hui people, these two ethnic groups occupy an absolute majority in these two states, and the people of other ethnic groups account for only a small part. If you want to make this place stable and united, and avoid trouble, it is more appropriate to adopt tribal autonomy, and it also shows my trust in you! Why don't you believe me?
I can garrison heavy troops here, but I can't move enough people from other nationalities to neutralize the dúlìxìng of the inhabitants here. It would only be counterproductive to allocate a large army, which would cost a lot of money and material resources, and to deter a powerful tribe that was both a man and a soldier. Or install some unfounded court officials in your clan? It is also not enough.
The former, even if they did not provoke a conflict between the garrison and the inhabitants, would have been at odds with each other because of one kind or another. And the latter ......, hehe, the imperial court used to do this in Guangyuan at the beginning, Cheng Shixiong's Guangyuan was ironclad, and the officials of the imperial court couldn't insert it at all, but made the local generals always suspicious and careful.
I choose to give you the most power to govern yourselves. I will give you the greatest help to have a stable and prosperous life. In addition to obeying the laws and regulations of the imperial court, and obeying the orders of the imperial court diplomatically and militarily, you have the greatest power. In this way, after thirty or fifty years, there is no difference between Ganzhou and Liangzhou and other states, and after 100 years, whether you are a Tubo or a Hui, it is just a record on the household registration road, and there is no difference between the Hexi tribes, and this is my plan.
Don't you want the Han people in Hexi to see you as a family, but as a Hu barbarian? Do you think that you have to insist on your uniqueness in order to protect the rights and interests of your people? What do you want to be human? People want to live and work in peace and contentment, and the family is happy, do I want to do something that better meets their needs, or do you want to divide it for them? The chieftains want to be glorious for generations, and I have given it to you, is it a blessing; , the rule of the eighteen states of Hexi returned to war, and the states fought and killed each other, and the powerful families ([. Disaster "::Township;. pressure, but it is more in your interest? When Sulman wants to rebel, you should \{\}i; Protect him, the black sheep, and go against me, or should it be difficult to protect the interests of more Hui people and decisively get rid of him as a scourge? β
Aguli snorted, "I'm ...... I...... I see that my people are constantly moving to the Xingzhou area, and I ...... I'm afraid that after you weaken my power, you will ...... in order to bring all my people under your rule will unload the mill and kill the donkey......"
Yang Jie said angrily: "Why do you think so? Just because you've seen a lot of power struggles? Unload the mill and kill the donkey! You're really like a pretty and stupid donkey.
Aguli surprisingly didn't refute, so she recognized Yang Hao's reprimand, but just said in the future: "...... What do you want to say to me this time? β
She didn't hear the answer, but she heard a rattling sound of rubble fragments, and then the footsteps came to her eyes after a few "clicks", the fire flickered, a torch was lit, and the light was bright, Aguli quickly closed her eyes, and then slowly opened a gap, and saw Yang Hao standing in front of her, and he had already ** his upper body. Aguli was taken aback) with both hands on the ground) and stepped back in panic = "You one by one, one by one, you want to scatter as much as you want."
Yang Hao snorted and said, "Find a way!" With that, he walked away, and Aguli realized that he had taken off his shirt and wrapped it around a piece of rotten wood to make a torch, and was quickly observing the movement around.
This hole ** is really round, the diameter is about three zhang, the four walls are very strong, because the hole ** is too dark, even if the torch is held very high, you can't see a long distance, Yang Hao groped the wall, while knocking and beating, all four are solid, and smooth as a mirror.
Aguli knew that she wanted to be crooked, and her face couldn't help but be hot, but fortunately, Yang Hao didn't pay attention to her at all. She secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Save some effort, the four walls are so high, there is nothing to climb, and you can't go up." β
Yang Hao said: "I don't want to wait for death, I still have a wife, children, and loyal subordinates, even if there is a glimmer of hope, I will not give up." β
Aguli sank down, and only after a while did she say quietly: "You have something worth remembering, and I ...... Nothing. β
Searched around, there was nothing to cling to on the wall, and most of the feet were bricks and rubble, and occasionally a few rotten woods, which were also short and rotten, and were not useful at all, Yang Hao's heart was heavy, and he slowly walked to Aguli's side, sat down, and inserted the fire that was about to be extinguished into the gap in the bricks and rubble, and said, "Why not?" The people you want to defend are not your concern? β
Aguli shook her head slightly: "No, that's not a concern, but a responsibility." I'm alive, that's my responsibility, I'm dead, it's all irrelevant to me, the clansmen will elect a new head, no matter whether it's life or death, there is no longer a need for ** heart. My husband wants me to be a substitute for death in a life-and-death situation; My subordinates, after my tribe has just settled down, want to drag me to rebel again...... you are dead, some people miss you, some people will cry for people, and ...... I die, the night will laugh, Sulman...... I'm going to be greatly relieved......"
Yang Hao said heavily: "If I die, there will be more happy people than you." Ye Luosu, Su Erman, Li Jiyun, Shang Boqian, Zhao Guangyi, ......, and the yΔ«n plotter I wanted to dig out, he hid so deeply, I was originally ...... I want you to help me lure him out, and now I'm here to bear it
When he said this, he suddenly saw something, leaned forward, then grabbed the torch and said to Agul, "Move some." "What?" Yang Hao said impatiently: "I said, remove your buttocks!" "Huh?" "It's the ass!"
"Oh!" Somehow, Aguli moved to the side, and beneath her was a large clay tablet that had congealed into a clump, and next to it was a foot-wide gap in the wall, and the torch shone through, and the bottom seemed to be empty instead of ground.
Yang Hao suddenly moved, handed the torch to Aguli and said, "You take it, there seems to be a hole underneath."
Aguli was holding a torch on the side, Yang Hao began to move the stones constantly, the large stones and rubble were moved, and in the process of moving, there were constantly some fine gravel and dirt rolling down, there seemed to be a deep hole in the wall, Yang Hao got closer, and seemed to feel a slight wind blowing against his cheeks. "There is the flow of air, which means that there is not only a hole here, but also must be connected to the outside" Yang Hao was overjoyed, and moved more energetically.
The broken masonry and rubble are horizontal and vertical, and there are quite large gaps in the middle in some places, so moving the stone slabs and mud blocks that are mixed horizontally and vertically on the upper side, sometimes a large area can be cleared quickly, Yang Hao dug downward, the hole became more and more obvious, and when he dragged out a corpse that was smashed with bloody flesh, the hole was obliquely downward enough to allow one person to pass through.
At this moment, the weaker and weaker torches fluttered a few times and went out with a "poof".
"It's not going to work. Go back. β
Yang Hao said, looking at the torch that was about to be extinguished in his hand, his eyes glanced at Aguli, Aguli immediately shrank and hugged his chest with both hands: "No, no......"
"If you can't do it, you have to do it." Yang Hao took a step closer to her with a torch, and the firelight reflected the figures of the two on the wall, just like a big bad wolf approaching the little white rabbit, but his voice suddenly softened: "Princess, eldest sister, you can't take it off, I am left with a fig leaf around my waist now, and it won't help if I take it off." "But one by one, one by one, I can be one by one, one by one" Yang Hao said with a righteous face: "At the moment of life and death, why be restrained?" β
Aguli glared at the apricot eyes, and said ashamedly and angrily: "Of course you can be informal, I ...... If you take it off again, how can you see people? β
Yang Hao rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't there no one else here except for the two of us?" β
"That's not going to work out, I'm resolute - I won't take it off!"
The shadow on the wall stretched out a huge and terrifying big hand, slowly pressing towards the chest of the little white rabbit, and the voice had a somewhat hideous taste: "Do you take it off, or don't you take it off?" β
The torches were lit up again, and only one bust remained on Aguli's upper body, revealing her wonderful appearance and irrepressible shame. Originally, Yang Hao was holding her, but since she took off her shirt, she refused to walk side by side with Yang Hao no matter what, so she turned to Yang Hao's back, holding a torch from the ground, and Yang Hao threw herself into the hurry.
Under the rubble, there is indeed a secret passage, after entering this dark passage, there is a different cave, below is a staggered vertical and horizontal dark passage, leading to many spacious spaces, rotten grain, rotten weapons, only the battle can not get out of the intersection.
When the two came down, they had stripped off the clothes on the dead corpse and used them as torches, because there was no oil, the torches burned quickly, and after the two of them searched for three dark passages, they had burned the clothes of the assassin's dead corpse, and then Yang Hao took off his clothes, and now the six dark passages have been searched, Yang Hao has been stripped naked, and he can only hit Aguli with his idea.
Aguli straightened her waist and didn't want to completely lie on his back, but the double peaks on her chest were too full, unless she leaned back, she always rubbed Yang Hao's sturdy back as if she were nothing, such friction might as well be directly pasted, a strange feeling came to her heart, Aguli was ashamed and ashamed, and her face was so hot that she could spread eggs.
She can only hope that Yang Hao will find an exit as soon as possible, otherwise, between her family and the country and her personal name, she knows very well how Yang Hao will choose.
"This road doesn't work, find the next one."
Aguli looked at the extinguished torch in her hand and said in despair: "In my opinion, the only way out is the one we fell into, and there is no way out at all." "Impossible, the three caves of the cunning rabbit, there used to be a large amount of grain, grass and ordnance here, and it is an extremely important place in Blackwater City, how can it be possible to leave only one exit and continue to look for it."
After speaking, Yang Hao gently put Aguli down, Aguli screamed, and then said on his shoulder: "Don't turn around." Yang Hao spread his hands and said, "Then what do you want to do?" Aguli timidly asked, "Can you stop letting me take it off?" Yang Hao sighed and said, "Then you say, who can I let take off?" β
There was no sound behind him, and after a long time, he sighed in resignation, and then there was a sound of undressing, and then he handed over a tattered skirt that was still carrying body temperature with a trembling hand, and the torch was extinguished again at this time...... "What is the origin of this Blackwater City?" Why is it in ruins? β
Yang Hao carried Aguli on his back and asked as he walked. Now that the two of them have enough to see, Aguli is only left with dirty clothes and pants that are difficult to cover her body, her slender waist and pink back, and her plump thighs are impressive, and it is more tempting to wear it than not to wear it. Although she was messy at this time, and there were bruises and gray marks on her skin, it was easier to induce men's **, and Yang Hao was no different from the sumo wrestler in front of the Great Xiangguo Temple in Bianliang City at this time, only a few pieces of rotten cloth were left in the vital places. At this time, not only Aguli was embarrassed, but Yang Hao was also a little uncomfortable, so he had nothing to say and divert his attention.
Aguli coughed lightly to hide her embarrassment: "It is said that in the early years of the Han Dynasty, this was the capital of the Xiongnu king, and there was a big river near here, called Heishui, so this city was called Heishui City. At that time, the Yueshi country was the most powerful country in the Western Regions, and all the countries in the Western Regions surrendered their hands to the Yueshi country, paid tribute, and sent protons, and the Yueshi country defeated the Xiongnu, and the Xiongnu were forced to pay a large amount of gold and jewelry, and handed over Shan Yu's son to the Yueshi country as a proton, and Heishui City was also occupied by the Yueshi country.
Later, this proton returned to the Xiongnu and inherited the throne of his father Khan, who was later known as Mao Dun Shan Yu. Mao Dunshan Yu Li JΔ«ng Tuzhi, so that the Xiongnu gradually became stronger, because he was familiar with the situation of the Yue Kingdom, and gradually gained the upper hand in the battle. In one go, the successor Shan Yu defeated the Yue clan, killed its king, and used the head of the Yue clan king to make a defecation instrument to humiliate his clan.
After the Yue country was defeated, some of them fled to the farther west, and those who stayed were centered on this Heishui City and lived in the Hexi region, because they were located in the east-west transportation arteries, and the merchants of the east and west came and went, making it extremely rich here, so only the remaining part of the Yueshi people were still very rich, but their strength was far less than that of the Huns. β
Aguli paused, and said: "About the fall of this Heishui City, there is a legend, legend has it that when the Han people ruled Hexi, they sent a Han general to garrison Heishui City...... Jujube pear ......"
But the price of jujube pears is very expensive, and no one can afford to buy them, so he walked around the city, then went out of the west gate and disappeared in the glow. After General Han learned of this, he felt a little strange, and after thinking about it repeatedly, he suddenly realized: "Isn't "jujube pear" just "early departure"? This is clearly an old hint: "Leave this city early" 0 General Han immediately made a decision and immediately led the entire city of soldiers and civilians to evacuate Heishui City. Sure enough, that night, the wind suddenly rose, and the sand covered the sky, and the yellow sand flooded Blackwater City overnight, and then the sand gradually blew down, and it appeared like this again. β
"Impossible!" Yang Hao said categorically: "I have heard the story of a city disappearing overnight in the Hexi region because of the diversion of the river or the appearance of quicksand, but the ruins of Blackwater City do not look like they have been buried by yellow sand. β
Aguli said: "Yes, actually...... The real reason for the fall of Blackwater City was because of the Huns. The Yueshi people who stayed in Heishui City had already declared themselves vassals to the Huns, but the Huns wanted to destroy the country because of their Shan Yu being a slave in the Yueshi country, but if they fought hard, the Yueshi people knew that they would die, and they would resist desperately, which would inevitably cause great losses to the Huns, so the Huns attacked Heishui City with disgraceful means, slaughtered the whole city, and burned the city to the ground......" As soon as she said this, Yang Hao suddenly stopped and said in a low voice: "Silence! β
Aguli immediately stopped, Yang Hao listened attentively, suddenly exited the halfway of the walk, turned into the last passage that had not been tried, the feet were fast, and he could walk out of a distance of 100 meters, and he heard a clear burst of wild laughter coming continuously: "Hahaha......, hahahaha...... "I found the exit, I found the treasure of the Dayue Clan, the treasure of the Dayue Clan, Aguli is dead, I can regain control of the 200,000 Ganzhou people." With all this real money, I will be able to recruit troops and buy horses to dominate Hexi-, hahahaha......" Agul changed and said: "It's Prince Ali, he's not dead yet!" β
Yang Hao didn't answer, but his feet became light and fast, not far ahead, his body turned around, and his eyes suddenly opened up, only to see that not far in front of him were two doors that were half-collapsed, and there was a blazing torch on one side of the door knocker, and inside was a wide warehouse, the treasury was full of jewels, gold and silver, and there was a mist floating light, and I don't know how many gold and jade treasures were put in.
Since the fall of the Heishui Dynasty in the early Han Dynasty, it has been seven or eight hundred years, the grain hidden here has turned into mud, and the ordnance has been cleverly rotten like firewood. Prince Ali threw himself on the jewels and laughed heartily.
Yang Hao slowly put Agul down, lifted the long sword and walked in. His body was like a ghost, and his feet were silent, and Prince Ali was unaware of it. Aguli held the door, holding a torch in his hand, looking at Prince Ali who seemed to have a halo in his body in the golden light, and then looked at Yang Hao who floated behind him, and gradually revealed a strange look in his eyes.
She looked at the torch on the door, and could see that it should be something in this place, the clay fire cloth wrapped around the torch has not completely lost its effect for hundreds of years, the fire is bright and steady, reflecting her eyes, her eyes are as if they are two black gems shining brightly.
She didn't look inside, because she knew what was going to happen inside, and Prince Ali sneaked back to Ganzhou to kill her. She was trapped here because she wanted to kill Yang Hao. And now, their life and death are in the hands of Yang Hao.
Prince Ali is going to die, so what's next? Even if there is a way out here, will Yang Hao let her go? When they were looking for a way out together, they helped each other, and now that there is a way out, and there is a treasure of the kingdom, then after Prince Ali dies, Yang Hao's fast sword should cut off her head next, right?
So, even though the woman was the animal most interested in jewelry, Aguli didn't look at the room full of jewels and was about to die, preferring to look at the torches and the light more, because she was about to be immersed in darkness forever.
Prince Ali was still laughing like crazy, he couldn't help but be so happy, Agul was dead, and the purpose of his visit to Ganzhou had been achieved; thought he was going to die, but he found the exit; That's not all, he also accidentally discovered the infinite treasures of the Yue Clan Kingdom back then, how could he not be ecstatic.
β Hahaha, such a big treasure, with it, I can revive Ganzhou Huifu, what Shang Boqian, Yang Hao, all of them are not a problem, I want to unify Hexi, Longyou, and the Central Plains "In my opinion, you still want to unify hell!" β
A cold voice suddenly sounded above his head, which frightened Prince Ali and turned over suddenly, and the gold and silver ingots piled up like a hill behind him flowed down, and Prince Ali hurriedly stepped back and shouted, "You are also alive?" "Ali Wang Fist, I didn't expect your knowledge to be so shallow!"
Yang Hao crossed the sword on his chest, the three-foot Qingfeng flowed with cold light like autumn water, he bent his fingers to flick the sword, the dragon groaned loudly, and his demeanor was graceful, like a peerless master. It's a pity that he is dressed as a sumo wrestler at this time, and he is almost naked except for the vital points, which really damages the image of a peerless master.
Yang Hao said lightly: "In the past, the Dayue Clan not only had these treasures, but also countless loyal people, did it ever dominate Hexi?" It's not that under the iron hooves of the Huns, the city was slaughtered, and even those who knew the whereabouts of these treasures did not leave a single living mouth. Your father and son are perverse, and people's hearts are lost, not to mention the treasures of the clan for a month, even if you are given a gold mountain the size of Helan Mountain, what can you do? β
Prince Ali's eyes shrank suddenly, and he suddenly grabbed two gold ingots, slashed and threw them at Yang Hao, and at the same time turned over and stood up, "Ding, ding, poof!" The three voices were almost in one go, and the blade of the sword swung like a swimming dragon, swinging two gold ingots, and piercing them from the side of Prince Ali, and the blade entered the abdomen and foot by a foot, and entered from the right flank, piercing the heart of the left chest, and Prince Ali fell into the pile of gold ingots, and the gurgling blood flowed out, staining the gold under his body red, and his body twitched mechanically for a while, and with each convulsion, more blood gushed out of his abdomen, and gradually, the light in his eyes dimmed.
The blade of the sword in Yang Hao's hand waved lightly, the blood droplets on the sword fell, and the blade was still as bright as frost, it was indeed a peerless sword.
Killing Prince Ali, Yang Hao's rì light only glanced at those golden sands, gold nuggets, jade jewelry, and immediately looked around, and soon, he found the exit, the heavy stone that blocked the entrance of the cave was enough to be a man high, rough and primitive card slots, there was no jīng clever mechanism, but it was more suitable for long-term use, the design creativity was very ingenious, and it could only be opened from the inside. Prince Ali had already searched here and there, and it was when he found this exit that the gold and silver all over the ground had the meaning of existence, and he was ecstatic.
Yang Hao happily walked towards Aguli, Aguli was wearing a corset and obscene pants at the moment, dressed in a classical style bikini to show her charming figure, she refused to let Yang Hao look at her along the way, at this time Yang Hao stepped forward, she only shrank back, but did not dodge in embarrassment, but puffed up her chest, gritted her teeth and said: "Before killing me, can you ...... Let me put on a dress first? β
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