Chapter 0001. Trance to the Tang Palace
A pair of small hands lifted unbelievably, put down, lifted and put down, Li Jie also kicked the pair of little feet wrapped in the swaddling clothes hard, and he couldn't kick off the soft silk swaddling clothes even after sweating, so he was unwilling to pant and stared at his round eyes.
No way, things are too bizarre, just now, he is still a 21st century hard-working young man, while sighing when he will be able to get rid of the * silk alliance of no house, no money, no car and no daughter-in-law, on the other hand, against the scorching sun in the Middle East, according to his graduate tutor who is more like a boss than a teacher, he struggled to clean up the abandoned ancient city on the Silk Road that I don't know how many years it has been abandoned and a bird doesn't.
Damn, didn't you just accidentally find a box and find a jade seal after opening it? As for stuffing a striving young man like my brother with a lofty ambition and ideal heart into the body of a baby who can't get up! It's worse than Conan!
finally took a break and came, Li Jie scolded again, but after the baby's unique voice, there was only a cry of wow wow wow, and it seemed to be awakened by Li Jie's noisy scolding, and a soft but lazy voice sounded.
"I'm hungry, Luzhu, bring it over."
"However, Niangniang, your body is still very weak now, and several nurses are ready, they will definitely be able to take care of the little prince." There was another crisp, sweet and glutinous sound, which finally caused Li Jie to tilt his head, but unfortunately, he couldn't see anything on the side of his head except for the golden-green gorgeous dragon and phoenix pattern.
"Ke'er, the children were all brought up by the palace itself, and my son is no exception, Luzhu, bring it over."
"Yes, sissy."
Unwilling to agree to the soft and lazy but more majestic voice, in Li Jie's expectant gaze, a sweet baby-faced girl finally appeared in front of him, and all of a sudden, Li Jie's small eyes became heart-shaped, and a trace of crystal saliva flowed out of the corners of his mouth.
Holy, real childish*!
Fortunately, Li Jie is still in a baby state, watching this stinky boy staring at the smooth white greasy exposed large area of his chest in his palace clothes, the green beads just scratched her beautiful three-ring bun, and muttered in surprise.
"It turns out that His Royal Highness the Prince is really hungry."
Saying that, Lu Zhu gently hugged Li Jie in his arms from the swaddling clothes of the baby crankway, just now the pair of round and plump people who were still obscene in his heart, and in a blink of an eye, he could measure it with his own hands, two soft little hands grabbed and grabbed Lu Zhu's chest, and after being an old virgin for more than 20 years, Li Jie was so happy that he almost fainted.
But soon he found that he was a little dizzy, held by the green beads, and slowly walked to the gorgeous gilt bed, and another mature and dignified, gorgeous and charming beauty came into his eyes, the beautiful woman leaned on the bed, and her graceful body was covered by a thick brocade quilt, although the round goose egg face was still pale, but could not hide her special charm.
"Niangniang, your body is really weak now, you have to have a good one, how should we explain to Your Majesty?"
"Okay, bring it over, this palace is not a weak woman who can't pull a horse and can't open a bow, I know my body, oops, my son is hungry like this, I'm drooling, don't worry, I'll feed you for my mother."
In the soft and nice voice, Li Jie was taken into the arms of a beautiful young woman, Li Jie, who had just come back to his senses, listened to the conversation between the two women, his eyes widened again, and his little heart was beating endlessly.
No, the master is still a virgin, and it's not right, it looks like this is my brother's wife, oh my God, it's too beastly!
In Li Jie's cry, a crystal clear peak with a little blush was finally handed to him, and in his small mouth, Li Jie, who was still a little resistant in his heart, still couldn't bear the hunger in his stomach, and sucked hard, but the kind of man's thinking in his soul also made him unable to control himself.
Poof, two red marks flowed out of Li Jie's baby's little nose, making Lu Zhu, who had been smiling and looking at it on the side, suddenly scream.
"Niangniang, Niangniang, what's wrong with the little prince?"
"It's bad, my son won't be in the heat of the summer, Imperial Doctor, Green Pearl, quickly pass on Imperial Doctor."
"Quickly pass on the Imperial Doctor!" In the distance, the shrill and somewhat sharp voice came from afar, and it has been passed far and wide, with Li Jie's incident, Daming Palace has been messed up, but it is a pity that Li Jie, the initiator of all this, has fainted gloriously, and he doesn't know how big the basket he has provoked.
The harem was in a mess, and the court was not calm, kneeling on the high dragon collapse, and knowing that he was happy with his son again, the forty-year-old black dragon robe solemn man laughed so much that he couldn't close his mouth at this time, and he was happy for more than ten minutes, so that the ministers were staring at him with this big eye.
In the end, a black-faced, bearded man trembled his purple robe and carried a jade wat and strode out of the court, and went up with a big bow.
"Congratulations to my emperor, I am happy to have the dragon son, but the current military situation is urgent, please continue the discussion."
The happy emperor Li Shimin was disturbed by this sudden voice, and frowned obviously in displeasure, seeing this scene, although he was also very unaccustomed to Wei Zheng's upright and upright face, and his sleeves were breezy, but the eldest grandson Wuji, who was thin and treacherous with three beards, still stood up.
"The minister seconded the proposal, now the Turkic Turks are swaying back and forth, General Chai Shao is also in danger in the Shuofang army, and hundreds of thousands of armor are still gathered in the gods to wait for His Majesty's edict, please Your Majesty's state affairs are important and continue to deliberate."
If it is the eldest grandson queen, the old guy should beat the gong and drum to celebrate, but this child is from Concubine Yang, and the eldest grandson and old fox will naturally make a 180-degree turn, but the current ministers are indeed anxious, and they can't take care of the selfishness of the eldest grandson Wuji, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Gao Shilian, and even Cen Wenwen all stood up in the ranks, followed by a heavy bow, listening to their important ministers are asking to continue the discussion, as strong as Li Shimin also has to follow the advice.
"Just give me a name, and after that, I'll continue to discuss it?"
The emperor has given in, and the ministers should not be forced too much, even Wei Zheng, who has always been tough, frowned and waved his jade wat and said in a loud voice.
"The minister thinks that he is just right, heaven and earth are upright, and he is the foundation of his life, so why not call the prince Gang?"
If Li Jie knew that he was going to be renamed Li Gang, he didn't know how round his eyes would be, anyway, Wei Zheng said a word, not only Fang Xuanling, Gao Shilian and others among the ministers, but also the bearded Cheng Biting Jin and Hou Junji among the military ministers, Gu nodded again and again, strong and strong, in line with the aesthetic concepts of these five people.
"Your Majesty, if I look at this name, let's call it Li Gang! When you hear it, it's bloody. ”
Babbling, there was no one else except Cheng Zhijie, and the black-faced lieutenant Chi Jingde, who followed, was not to be outdone, and he also shouted at the top of his voice.
"Yes, Your Majesty, Li Gang's name is good, he is very manly when he hears it, a man who stands up to the sky, a pure man."
"Yes, Your Majesty." As soon as he changed and couldn't wait to carry it to the battlefield immediately, a group of military generals followed and shouted, making the eldest grandson Wuji and the old fox all have green faces, not to mention Fang Xuanling Kong Yingda, these Sven people, the big literati who originally echoed and nodded their heads also frowned and secretly scolded the insulting Sven.
Looking at His Majesty the Emperor on the stage, he shook his head helplessly, and with a turn of his eyes, Chen Wenwen suddenly came out of the crowd, and elegantly waved the jade wat Chen Xuan.
"Your Majesty, although the gang is good, but there is also a gang is very easy to break, the minister thinks that it must not be advisable, the minister thinks, now that the army is about to go out, the sky is happy, and your Majesty will give Lin'er, which indicates that our Tang Dynasty will defeat the Turks, if Your Majesty also obeys the mandate of heaven, named the new prince, and tells the world how the Tang Dynasty will win!"
"Color!"
This time, regardless of Wenchen and the generals, they all followed and patted their thighs, muttered a few times Li Jie, Li Shimin also nodded again and again, the brave and resolute old handsome guy showed a satisfied expression on his face, only the eldest grandson Wuji was slightly unhappy in his heart, originally he just wanted to dilute the influence of the new prince, but Chen Wenwen quietly smashed a big credit on the baby who was still in swaddling clothes.
If you win this time, then a large part of the credit will be attributed to that kid, if you lose, of course, he may also be unlucky, but, as strong as Datang, in the face of civil strife, can you not win?
opened his thin lips under his three beards, and the eldest grandson Wuji wanted to say something, but Li Shiming, who was in a happy mood, didn't wait for him to say it, and had already made an order with a big hand.
"Spread my edict, Concubine Yang is the new prince and the princess is famous, the king of Fengshuo, the protector of the Mobei Metropolitan Mansion, the reward is 20,000 yuan, the brocade is thousands of horses, and the maid is ......"
After a long reward, there was a small yellow door carrying the holy decree that had not dried up to the harem, and discussed a few times, and the important ministers in the entire court soon became serious again, nervously discussing the counterattack against the city, after all, it was only in the third year, and the army of the first army had plundered under the city of Chang'an.
Weishui Alliance, this shame is not something that can be easily forgotten!
Only after the eldest grandson Wuji sighed a few words of good luck in his heart, he followed the discussion of his countermeasures, just now Li Shimin added the seal of the Mobei Metropolitan Protectorate, Mobei is still in the hands of the Jieli Khan, this sentence shows the emperor's determination, the king has a life, the minister should do his best, and the eldest grandson Wuji, who does not want to be stained in history, has to rack his brains for Li Jie's future fiefdom.
In a trance, he became a king, at least I heard the legendary eunuch who wore a high hat and a kudzu costume said so, and I heard that his cheap father also rewarded him with 20,000 yuan, which made his lips purple even if he was frozen by the imperial doctor near the swaddling clothes, Li Jie also laughed.
It's okay, Wang won't talk about anything, at least compared to following the mentor to the Middle East and earning thousands of yuan as a migrant worker on an archaeological site under the sun, more than 20,000 yuan is too easy.
It seems that crossing is not a bad thing. Biting his fingers while eating with relish, Li Jie was thinking about how to spend the 20,000 yuan when the time came, this kung fu, and outside the door there were two young men who recklessly ran in, one seemed to be at least fifteen or sixteen years old, and the other was only about seven or eight years old.
"Wow, is this the little brother that the mother gave us a new birth to?"
Damn, you're a little brother, your whole family is a little brother! Seeing the boy's round face with a childish and childish bun, Li Jie directly took out the baby's superweapon and cried!
Wow wow wow~
He didn't know how embarrassed he was to pretend to be an uncle anyway, anyway, watching the little tiger boy being criticized, Li Jie was crying more and more energetically, crying, not to mention the little boy, even the fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy wanted to cry .......