Chapter 22 What the Fuck Is (Ask for Recommendations.)
Xu Chen didn't know that this guy was going to take him to the Qinglou, if he knew, he would definitely be killed.
As mentioned earlier, the Qinglou culture was extremely popular in the Tang Dynasty, and visiting the Jiyuan was no longer sneaky, on the contrary, it felt very beautiful, and the literati and artists were going to the Jiyuan when they had nothing to do, which was a kind of atmosphere, a kind of openness in the bad environment of the great era.
Li also felt that he already knew this brother-in-law very well, the last time I saw him, he was actually molesting a woman from a good family in public, and for a while this martial champion horse became a hot topic on the street, Li is also a little cute brother-in-law, men, this is normal, he has also done some bullying of men and women, but he is not so bold, in broad daylight, presumptuous in front of the people, isn't this looking for smoking?
So Li also wanted to take Xu Chen to the hall to go to the fire, he was already a frequent visitor there, an absolute man's paradise, thinking of those literati in front of those flower horns to show off their poems, he couldn't help but be angry, but this trick is still very good, so this time he brought all the poems written by Xu Chen when he practiced calligraphy, in case he was appreciated by the famous corners, and spent a good night together!
He had also heard about Xu Chen being locked up, and the whole court was a laughing stock. In Li Ye's opinion, even the domineering Wu Zhuangyuan can't fight the two sisters, and they are bullied, so find a chance for the brother-in-law to regain the confidence of a man, and this Qinglou is naturally the first choice.
Actually, the most important reason is that this kid hasn't been gone for a long time!
Xu Chen walked out of the courtyard gate of the princess's mansion, and saw a carriage waiting there, he is now a pure unemployed vagrant, the princess ignored him, Li San ignored him, and he was a lieutenant for a month, and he was idle, in fact, Xu Chen was unwilling to be an official in his heart, the officialdom was as fierce as a tiger, and the king was like a tiger, not to mention that the current court had already been made into a miasma by Yang Guozhong, and he didn't go to find death.
Li also got out of the carriage busily, this kid was dressed like a dog, and with his dignified appearance, he was quite magnificent, and he came over and said with a smile on his face: "Brother-in-law, please get in the car." ”
Xu Chen didn't say a word and got into the carriage, he didn't ask where he wanted to take him, it didn't matter where he went, as long as he didn't stay in the house, but looking at Li Yeyin's smiling expression, it was clear that Sven's appearance hid a silver heart, and he didn't have to think about it, the place he went to was naturally a good place.
Along the way, the horseman drove fast, the sky was almost dark, and the pedestrians on the street were gradually scarce, Xu Chen only felt that the bumps were terrible, this ancient carriage did not have any vibration damping system, two wooden wheels stepped on the stone to jump, Li was also used to it, and he was used to it, Xu Chen had suffered this crime, and hurriedly shouted that the coachman ran slower, are you in a hurry to reincarnate!
After about a stick of incense, the carriage gradually stopped, but there was a noisy scene outside the canopy, Xu Chen was also curious, and when he looked at it, there were many pedestrians and vendors on the street, and street lamps were set up on the side of the road.
This is the West Market, and the ban on the closure of Jingjie is obviously unable to meet the development of commerce, and the county magistrates here are also turning a blind eye, and if the officials meet street jugglers on patrol at night, they will also stand aside and watch twice, as long as there are no major problems, they will generally not care.
At this time, the West Market is a very large market, all kinds of goods are readily available, the surrounding restaurants are lined up, and the long street lined up is full of people, there are rich ladies, there are noble sons, and foreigners, and the ordinary people account for the majority.
"You kid won't let me accompany you on the road, will you?" Xu Chen said.
Although Li Ye didn't understand the meaning of pressing the road, he also knew what Xu Chen wanted to say, so he said: "The place we went to is at the end of this long street, and the carriage is afraid that it won't be able to drive." ”
Xu Chen thought in his heart that this guy was going to invite himself to drink, and there were many taverns next to him, so the two of them started along the long street.
The peddler was still shouting hard, "Uncle, come and take a look at my jade jade bracelet, absolutely genuine, it is a perfect match for Mrs., hey, uncle, don't go, take a look, take a look and don't need money!" ”
Xu Chen ignored these hawkers at all, to be honest, what kind of street jade in ancient times is the same as modern times, fake and outrageous, outrageously expensive, and there is no ** to look at all.
Xu Chen was walking on the street, Li Ye followed behind him, like a little follower, Xu Chen was also secretly refreshed, with the little prince as a follower, and he walked quite imposingly.
As he was strolling, he saw chaos in front of him, and gradually gathered a crowd.
"Ahh Is it all over when I get my stolen things back? Besides, you didn't steal this jade pendant, you must have hidden her! Hand it over to Ben Gongzi! A boy in a satin robe and two large jade beads in his hands shouted, and behind him stood two people who looked like family members.
"You don't want to spew blood!" The person who spoke was actually a beautiful woman, with a cold and glamorous momentum, and was unmoved in the face of this son's brother's scolding, if it was an ordinary woman, she would have been scared and cried, Xu Chen walked in and took a look, and her eyes lit up, isn't this the girl who stole Zi'er's wallet that day and embarrassed him!
Okay, Xu Chen said in his heart, you are also evil and have evil retribution, and you have been arrested again, right? Xu Chen suddenly had an urge to watch a good show, so he stood in the crowd and observed, judging from the words of the son just now, he was not a good stubble, it was probably a backbite, this little girl was good-looking.
At this moment, an old woman in ragged clothes suddenly squeezed in the crowd, walking bummerly, like a beggar, and then pointed to the nose of the boy and said: "The old slave dares to testify for Miss Yumo with her surname, Miss Yumo is kind-hearted, how can she do that kind of theft!" ”
This old woman is a beggar on the street, Yumo often helps her, the old woman sees the excitement here, so she also wants to join in the fun, but she sees that Yumo is involved in right and wrong, and asks about the situation, that is, she squeezes in, just to testify for Yumo.
"Auntie, it's none of your business here, you can get out quickly." Yumo helped the old woman who walked unsteadily.
"How can the old woman be reasonable, if it weren't for the help of Miss Yumo, the old woman would have starved to death on the streets!" The beggar was very excited.
The boy was a little impatient when he saw the two of them chattering, so he actually kicked over and put the old man on the ground, and scolded in his mouth: "Dead old woman, what's the matter with you, get out of the way!" ”
The old woman stumbled, she couldn't get up, in this era beggars are as cheap as dogs, and dogs can still have a full time, Yumo hurriedly helped her up, and said angrily: "You don't have to deceive people too much!" ”
Brother Gongzi looked at the angry Yumo, his eyes moved on the two trembling jade peaks, and he stared at it with squinting eyes, he had already been lustful, and said with a smile: "I see that the little lady is as beautiful as a flower, if you accompany my son to have a drink, then I am not guilty of the past, hum, otherwise, I will report to the official!" ”
"You're ......!" Yumo gritted his teeth with hatred, if he didn't have the money to buy medicine for his mother, he wouldn't have stolen this guy's jade pendant, his eyes were moist, and he was trembling with anger, if he was really reported to the official, he would definitely suffer from that prison, thinking of his mother at home, Yumo suddenly lost his momentum.
"How's it going, little lady?"
Xu Chen took a look at it on the side, and knew from the beggar that this thief called Yumo was not bad in his heart, such a handsome person was actually a thief, there must be something unspeakable, and then looking at her current situation, this boy brother is also too deceitful, but no one dares to speak out, and suddenly compassion is overflowing, I originally wanted to see her play, hey, always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted.
Xu Chen squeezed through the crowd and walked in, Yumo recognized him at a glance when he saw him, did he also come to me to settle accounts?
"That, I'll accompany you for the money, you let this little lady go." Xu Chen said lightly.
Yumo was taken aback, his eyes were already big, and this time he was round and beautiful, why did this person help me, did he want to ravage me alone?
"Where the hell did you come from, before Lao Tzu gets angry, hurry up...... Oops! ”
Before he could scold, he only heard a muffled sound, and the boy and brother held his lower body and retreated backwards, the crowd avoided it, and the two servants behind him hurriedly went over to support him.
Indeed, before he got angry, Xu Chen got angry.
Everyone has reverse scales, the so-called beating people does not slap their faces, and scolding people does not scold their mothers, so Xu Chen did not hit his face, but directly kicked him in the lower body, and there is no need to be soft-hearted for this kind of shameless person.
Xu Chen had studied taekwondo for a few years when he was in school, and he was attached to the body of Wu Zhuangyuan, but he didn't expect that the force of his kick was so big, and he really didn't notice it much before.
Everyone was shocked, this kick was too sudden, Li Ye squeezed in, and said in surprise: "Damn, brother-in-law is so violent!" ”
The word "" was learned by Li Ye from Xu Chen, he didn't understand what it meant, Xu Chen told him that it was a modal word, and it was used when he was emotional.
Use the right benefits.
The boy couldn't straighten his waist, so he scolded: "Do you fucking know who Lao Tzu is?!!!! ”
Scolding people or not scolding mother, I don't care who your Lao Tzu is, Xu Chen shouted: "Fuck, fuck him!" ”
One horse is currently kicking away one of the subordinates, who never did this thing when he was young, the reason why Xu Chen is so excited is mainly because he is beaten up, he can't get used to this kind of person, and then he has been suppressed in the princess's mansion for too long, and he was bullied, so he has to vent well.
This boy is miserable.
Li was also unwilling, the master was on board, and he also flew out with a kick, and the two family members were thrown to the ground, leaving only the unstable son.
"What do you want to do?! Oops! ”
kicked down, the two of them were punched and kicked, and after a while, Brother Gongzi became a pig's head, Xu Chen despised Li Ye for beating people's faces into pigs' heads, don't you beat people in the face, there is no professional ethics at all.
Yumo was also stunned, but seeing that person was beaten, he was very angry, and everyone laughed when they saw that boy, this guy is a tyrant in the West Market, relying on Lao Tzu is Zhang County Lieutenant to become rampant and domineering, everyone dares to be angry and dare not speak, and today everyone is being flattened, and they can't help but sigh.
At this time, the fang official led the three fang ding, heard the news and rushed over, and saw Zhang Xue's eldest son who fell to the ground crying and calling his mother, so he panicked, the eldest young master had an accident on his own territory, and it was okay, the fang official was not guaranteed, and he must severely punish this guy!
"Who's making trouble!" Fang Guan said angrily.
"Can't you see, is there anyone else here?" Li also said disdainfully.
"This guy molested a woman from a good family in public, he deserved to be beaten, no matter who he is, you must put him in prison and punish him severely!" Li also continued.
"What a big breath! Arrest these two! Fang Guan said angrily, he had never seen such an arrogant person.
"Wait!" Li Ye and Xu Chen looked at each other and smiled, took out their waist cards and lit them up.
The square official was close, and he saw that the waist card was written "King of Anping County", but it was a prince, and his feet were soft, and he shivered.