Chapter 100, I will convince you later
Chapter 100, I'll convince you in the future (ah, chapter 100, I've crossed a hurdle...... Come on...... )
"Call you brother-in-law?" Hearing him say this, Lu Bu was a little unhappy: You are younger than me, can you call you a brother-in-law?
"Why can't you call me brother-in-law? You like my sister-in-law, don't you just like it? Definitely want to have her and want to marry her, right? Lu Zhan said skillfully, "If you marry my brother-in-law in the future, you will become my brother-in-law, and it is natural to call me a brother-in-law at that time." Since it's late and early, it's better for you to call me a righteous brother earlier. ”
"Why?" Lu Bu felt that his "crooked reasoning" seemed to be a little convincing, but he was still sad about the hurdle in his heart: I want Lu Bu to call him eldest brother, this person has not been born yet.
"Isn't that easy to understand? If you call me brother-in-law, I will help you say good things about you in my sister-in-law's ear, so that she will have a good impression of you sooner, like you sooner, and marry you sooner. Otherwise, I will speak ill of you in her ear, and let her marry Dian Wei and not marry you. ”
"You dare!" After hearing what he said, Lu Bu glanced at Dian Wei, who was standing like an iron tower over there, and then looked at Lu Zhandao with a little anger, thinking: Marry the woman in white to Dian Wei, the old man, and the two of them are not a good match in appearance, one looks like a flower, and the other looks like a ...... Although he is strong in martial arts, his appearance is his appearance, and he can't change it by nature. Such a soft woman marrying him, I don't look comfortable, should, should marry me.
"What am I afraid of? Righteous brother marrying righteous sister, what do you have to say? What's more, Dian Wei is my brother, although he is a little worse, but he is not bad. As a brother-in-law, don't you want your sister-in-law to marry a good person? Lu Zhan ignored his anger and said.
"Am I not a good person, then?" Lu Bu is unparalleled in the world, and he doesn't know how many people he is in the ranks, not to mention that he is facing Lu Zhan, a modern person who wears back to the late Han Dynasty, and his speech is even more whimsical and eclectic. He felt that in front of the other party, he only had the ability to parry, and he had no power to fight back, and the other party's words were flawless, and every sentence was reasonable, and in the end he really had nothing to refute, so he had to say so.
"You are a good person, but Dian Wei is also a good person, and he is still my brother, and he has a closer relationship with me, so I still have to marry my sister-in-law to him. Because in that case, I'm relieved. Lu Zhan shook his head and said: Lu Fengxian, see that I don't faint around you, if you really like my "righteous sister who hasn't known each other yet", you have to get into my "trap".
Why did he know that Lu Bu liked the woman in white? The reason is very simple: first, Lu Zhan has long known that Lu Bu likes beautiful women, and he has no immunity to stunning women, otherwise, there would be no historical record that he killed Dong Zhuo for Diao Chan; Second, since the woman in white is Se'er's younger sister, thinking about the beauty of Jiu'er and Se'er, this woman in white must also be absolutely beautiful. Otherwise, how could Lu Bu keep her in the tent? If it was an ugly girl, I was afraid that Lu Bu would have lost her earlier, and she would stay in the tent to be an eyesore?
"Hmph, I'm afraid that if you didn't marry her to Dian Wei, I would let her marry me." Lu Bu's face twitched.
"Hehe, to tell you the truth, my sister-in-law is soft on the outside and tough on the inside, if you use coercive means, I'm afraid it will backfire."
"Then how can you marry your sister-in-law to me?" Lu Bu was a little angry, and glared at him with wide eyes.
"It's simple, you call me my brother-in-law, you are my brother-in-law, after having this relationship, I can rest assured that my sister-in-law will follow you." Lu Zhan saw that the goal was about to be reached, and he was overjoyed.
"You're really troublesome, but you're right, it's late and early, and if you call early, you'll help me say good things in front of your sister-in-law." Lu Bu thought about it, but still lowered his "high head": "If you don't help me catch up with your righteous sister after calling you brother-in-law, don't blame me for being unkind to you." ”
"I am married to the woman in white, so since Lu Zhan is her brother-in-law, I marry his sister-in-law, and it is not inappropriate to call him his brother-in-law with her...... He wants to be a big brother so much, so he will follow his heart, anyway, sooner or later he will have to admit it...... This brother-in-law. He thought to himself.
"Okay, you call, I'll listen." Lu Zhan puffed up his chest and listened attentively.
"Righteous brother." Lu Bu said to his mouth, swallowed half of it again, and whispered, thinking: I miss my dignified Lu Bu, today I want to call a person a few years younger than myself as a righteous brother, I can't dream of it.
"I didn't hear it, be louder." Lu Zhan tilted his head and said to him.
"Brother-in-law." Lu Bu's eyes narrowed, he looked like he had completely admitted defeat, and shouted angrily.
"Okay, from today on, you are my brother-in-law." When Lu Zhan heard this, he smiled all over his face, reached out and patted him on the shoulder, and said obligedly, "With this relationship, I want to help you achieve your wish by all means." My righteous sister is unparalleled in beauty, righteous brother, you are brave in the world, in my opinion, you two are talented and beautiful, a match made in heaven. My sister-in-law has no second choice except to marry you. But he thought in his heart: Lu Bu, I know that you are a little reluctant to call me a righteous brother, but now I just ask you to take it orally, and I will convince you in the future.
After calling Lu Zhan "righteous brother", Lu Bu felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, but Lu Zhan's above words made him feel that "there is a reward for paying", and he felt much more comfortable when he said it, as if he saw a beautiful picture of himself and the woman in white being in and out of pairs and inseparable.
Seeing that his face "turned from cloudy to cloudy", Lu Zhan struck the iron and said while it was hot: "Let's go, take a look at my righteous sister, and let my righteous brother help you wake her up." He turned and walked towards Lu Bu's tent.
"Do you really have a way to wake her up?" Lu Bu held the halberd in one hand and asked after him.
"To ask what is in the world is to descend from one thing to another. My righteous sister has been afraid of me since she was a child and obeys me. As long as I stand in front of her, she will be honest. Even if I pass out, I'm afraid I'll wake up scared. Just now, when you were concentrating on the tricks with Dian Wei, that mustachioed woman disguised as a man, she was my sister-in-law's senior sister, sneaked into your tent to check on you...... When we first met last night, I saw a woman in white in your arms, but I didn't see it clearly at the time. I came to you today to determine if she is my sister-in-law, but God fulfilled people's wishes and let me find her. Now that I think about it, it seems like I haven't seen her in a long time. Lu Zhan said nonsense and easily.
Lu Bu's brows furrowed when he heard this: The relationship between the few of you is quite complicated, thinking that the woman in white is as beautiful as spring flowers and autumn moons, and I don't know her name yet, so I have the heart to ask: "What is the name of your sister-in-law?" ”
"Angry, wine-colored and wealthy, beautiful, the name is good, right? Lu Bu is angry, and he is angry with men all over the world. Lu Zhan looked at him and joked.
"Lu Bu is angry, angry with men in the world. Haha, interesting. Lu Bu laughed when he heard this, "So, didn't I make you angry with your righteous brother?" ”
"How could I be angry? It's too late for me to rejoice. If she can marry a hero like you, my brother-in-law, I will have a matter on my mind, otherwise I am really worried that she will not find a good home. ”
By this time, the onlookers had long since dispersed, and many of the tents were lit with torches for lighting, and the night breeze blew, and the flames swayed left and right, like dancing flame spirits.
Dian Wei, He Qian, and Se'er watched in surprise as Lu Zhan walked into the tent, and Lu Bu, who was walking behind, looked impatient and excited.
"What the hell is Lu Zhan doing, what did they say to avoid us just now?" The three of them each had a question mark in their hearts, and they also walked in one after the other.
The inside of the tent was dark, and only the sound of "popping and popping" sounded, and a little fire changed from small to large, and then brightened. It turned out that Lu Bu had lit a large oil lamp with flint and steel - in the open space in the tent, under a wooden tripod, hung a small iron pot, which was full of lamp oil, and a thick wick stretched out of the oil pot, and the exposed end was burning.
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