Chapter 0124. auspicious, it's not easy to be a star

"But Lord Wang, those things have been done for a long time, and they can't be made in half a year!" His face turned even greener, and Li Feisheng's guy rubbed his hands with a Grande expression, hoping that Li Jie would change his mind.

It's a pity that I brought the ladies out to be happy today, Li Jie is the king of the eight eating scales, and he is determined to play big, so he shook his head with a non-oblivable beak, Li Jie smiled proudly: "When things are made, is it to be used?" ”

"Besides, don't you Taoist priests want to defeat the monks? Today is the Midyear Festival, think about it, when this thing is released auspiciously, tomorrow, the people of Chang'an will not have to cry and shout to come and donate incense, don't talk about a plaster statue of Laojun, the gold may be able to come out! ”

Li Jie was tempted by the temptation, and without waiting for Li Feisheng's reaction, the white-bearded old Taoist priest who had just been beaten with one eye jumped high, and immediately grabbed Li Feisheng's collar viciously and shouted: "Brother Feisheng Daoist is reluctant to use this thing?" Defeat those demon monks, and the demon defense path can be all at this time! ”

Good guy, this religious belief has risen to the level of demon eradication, I really don't know if Taoism can have a crusade to the west after a few hundred years of development.

A group of Taoist priests all came around, roaring, just like Li Feisheng also joined the demon monk array, roaring Li Feisheng's horse face turned white, and shouted sadly: "I didn't say no!" ”

Half of Jinxingfang was used as a building land, and was given by Li Shimin to the Great Mercy and Grace Temple and the Great Mercy Grace Temple, the land was there, but the construction speed did not keep up, and the foundation of more than one meter high was cut out with something like cement steel and bamboo embryos, and behind the Taoist Temple, all were flat cement floors.

Under Li Jie's triumphant command, a large group of Turkic men who were responsible for guarding the construction site at night followed Li Feisheng, who was crying and mournful, to move in the warehouse, and a large row of huge paper tubes were constantly placed on the ground in an orderly manner.

"Husband, what is this?" No matter how you look at this thing, it is not as good as the lightship just now, biting her lips cutely, the eldest grandson weave said dissatisfiedly.

Li Jie shook his head mysteriously and smiled: "You'll see it in a while, make sure it looks good!" ”

"It's over, I guess we let my husband cheat again, and every time my husband cheats someone, it's this ugly smile." Backfired, not only were a few girls not interested, but Qin Qing's girl spread her hands helplessly, which immediately made Li Jie's brain a few more wisps of green tendons.

"Nonsense, your husband and I are the most honest, don't believe you look into my eyes, do you see sincere eyes?" In a fit of rage, Li Jie immediately widened his eyes, but unfortunately, several girls glanced at each other and shook their heads tacitly.

The corners of his mouth twitched, Li Jie raised a slap and shook it angrily, and his eyes mewed at the eldest grandson's upright little ass like a demonstrative look, which immediately embarrassed this girl, and under the threat of spanking, she had to nod her little brain against her will, which made Li Jie laugh shamelessly: "See, it's still our princess who knows this king best!" ”

"Cut!" The four white and tender little middle fingers stood up together, and Li Jie's face immediately became bitter, who taught them this?

After the fighting, the treasury had been emptied, and more than 100 large and small paper tubes tied together were facing Qingtian, as if they had been dug up a piece of flesh, and his distressed face twitched, Li Feisheng trembled, and said with trembling sorrow: "Your Highness, you have all moved over." ”

"Good!"

Nodding with satisfaction, feeling that he had lost face in front of the four girls, Li Jie simply took a stick of incense and went down by himself, holding the incense, and waved his hand to the eldest grandson weaving a few girls and shouted: "Look at it!" It's time to witness the miracle! ”

Not only the ladies of the Shuo Palace, the Turkic guards, a large circle of Taoist priests, but even the monks of the Great Ci'en Temple opposite were curiously probed over, revealing half of their shiny heads, not the master of the chicken or the one, under the attention of so many people, Li Jie squatted there far away, stretched out his arm and put the incense stick to the black thread on the round paper tube, and poked it hard.

Didn't ignite!

"Damn, Li Feisheng, did you let the fuse get damp and didn't tell you that these must be absolutely dry?" Looking at the deflated appearance of the eldest grandson weaving a few girls, Li Jie, who felt that he had lost face, immediately leaned over full of depression, gritting his teeth and poking hard, while shouting angrily.

"No, Your Highness, these are all preserved in the ashes of the grass and trees, and it is impossible to get damp!" Li Feisheng immediately spread his hands innocently, Li Jie suddenly became even more annoyed, and the incense stick pressed the fuse.

"If it's not wet, why can't it be lit? Look, look! It's clear that you didn't take care of ......."

"Your Highness, it's on! It's on! ”

Li Feisheng jumped to his feet excitedly and shouted, Li Jie was immediately stunned and lowered his head, and sure enough, a small spark appeared, and the flame happily disappeared into the paper tube.

"Li Feisheng of the dog day, who asked you to set the fuse so short, Nima~"

Without waiting to run, with a bang, a bright fireball had already erupted from the paper tube, and after a while, it exploded in the sky, but with the bloom of the first ceremonial flower of the Tang Dynasty, in the night sky of Chang'an, a sentence of Nima also echoed in mid-air, lasting for a long time.

There are five rounds in a paper tube, six paper tubes are tied together, the fuses are connected, and in the thump launch, the sky immediately bloomed with incomparably gorgeous flowers, even if it is modern, this scene is shocking enough, not to mention the Tang Dynasty, which is said by ghosts and gods. A few girls were stunned immediately, their small mouths were big, their eyes were looking at the beautiful sky stupidly, and their pretty faces were red with the sparks.

A group of Turkic guards, the guards of Shuo Wang's Mansion also followed and were stunned, on the other side, there were a few plops, it is estimated that they fell off the wall and hit their heads with a few bald heads, or the white-bearded old man with blue eyes was the first to react, and he knelt on the ground and shouted.

"Sanqing Dao Ancestor, you have finally appeared!"

One after another, the ceremonial flowers flew into the sky, and the thirty ceremonial bombs were finished in less than three minutes, but the lowly people didn't react for a long time, and a large number of kneeling on the ground kowtow insects generally called Sanqing Dao Ancestor, Immortal Heaven, all kinds of immortals, even those who called mothers, after a while, a miserable scream made everyone come back to their senses.

"Ah, don't pinch Your Highness! If you pinch it again, you'll be out of gas, uh-uh~"

Li Feisheng hugged his neck and screamed in embarrassment, but Li Jie was ten times more embarrassed than him, a little white face was completely blackened by black powder ash, pinching the guy's neck, Li Jie was still depressed and shouted: "Let you dare to destroy the image of this king, and strangle you now!" ”

The grief and indignation Li Jie vented for a long time, and then let go of his hand under the persuasion of the eldest grandson weaving a few girls with a smile, and angrily held the incense stick and shouted: "Next, you go to order!" ”

His face turned blue, Li Feisheng tragically took the incense stick and came to him, hesitated, and actually took out a fire fold from his arms, smacked it and lit the leg-scattering coupe, and when he touched it, the second box of ceremonial flowers flew into the sky, but the splashed gunpowder ash did not spray on this guy at all, and it was a straight jump high that made Li Jie annoyed.

Boxes of ceremonial flowers flew to the sky one after another, blooming the most brilliant flowers, quietly hugging a few girls and staring at the sky, Li Jie's mood gradually calmed down, is there anything more romantic than hugging your lover in the night sky?

The sparks exploded in the sky, added to it, the chemical elements accumulated by the Taoist alchemy for hundreds of years bloomed the most beautiful flowers, romantic as if in a dream, a few girls were already crazy, only to know that they raised their heads in amazement, looking at this miracle in admiration, Li Jie was moved and lowered his head, in front of him, where the gorgeous and attractive little mouth of the eldest grandson was raised high.

His heart beat violently for a while, Li Jie lowered his head excitedly, and slowly kissed his mouth, just like in the movie, romance is contagious, and the eldest grandson also closed her pretty apricot blossom eyes slightly, and her long eyelashes kept trembling, waiting for her sweetheart to come.

The distance was getting closer inch by inch, Li Jie could even feel the heartbeat of Changsun Weaving, as well as the fragrant and fiery breath splashing out of the cold night sky, his heart was beating more and more violently, and his lips were already in close contact.

"Your Highness is not good!"

"Nima!" Seeing that the delicacy in his mouth flew away, covering his small mouth, the eldest grandson was so ashamed that his face flew into the clouds, and he turned his head and ran away without a trace. Angrily turning his head to look at Scar Liu, who was covered with sweat, Li Jie roared like thunder: "If there is nothing important, you just wait to clean the toilet for a month!" ”

"No, Your Highness, it's really important!" There was sweat on his head, even if he killed a few people in and out of the grassland army, Liu couldn't help but tremble at this time, and said sadly: "Your Highness, it's really a big deal, in the north, the people of Chang'an don't know how many people are attracted by this divine fire, and they flock here to find it, and Suzaku Street is crowded!" ”

"Holy!" Li Jie was stupid all of a sudden!

Fortunately, the temple was not repaired, but the courtyard wall was high and generous, and I didn't know what bad things these stinky Taoist priests wanted to do in the temple, so they were so strong. Fortunately, Li Jie didn't have the heart to think about these for the time being, and looking out of the wall, he was also in a cold sweat.

It's all human!

They all crowded under the wall, holding children, carrying torches, pushing carts, and the people of Chang'an were full of fanatical slapping on the wall, at least more than 100,000 people!

Especially the bright torches to see Li Jie's heart is empty, there is no firefighting team in ancient times, and there is a large wooden structure built around, which is to be excited to lose his hand, it is brighter than fireworks, so many people Li Jie has not seen, then there are more people in the later generations of Bei, Shanghai and Guangzhou than this person, but they are all running to themselves but it is the first time, so squeezed down, all squeezed into the Great Mercy Temple, several Li Jie were trampled on and went down the wall, and Li Jie was also anxious for a while.

"Your Highness, what should I do?"

"Yes, Your Highness, do you have an idea?" Several veterans were also anxious and sweaty, and they asked Li Jie endlessly, which made Li Jie even more upset, and shouted angrily: "You ask this king, where does this king know how to ......?"

"By the way, aren't you godheads!" Looking at the white-bearded old man's blue eyes, Li Jie's eyes suddenly lit up, and he patted his thigh excitedly and said, "You guys go up and preach now, let these people calm down, go quickly!" ”

"But, but Poor Dao has never preached Taoist mantras in front of so many people, Poor Dao, Poor Dao is afraid!" was grabbed by Li Jie's hand, but the white-bearded old man was impotent, and the angry Li Jie's brain was bruised, and he almost scolded his mother when he jumped to his feet.

Fortunately, before Li Jie could scold, a loud Buddha horn suddenly sounded on the wall of the Great Ci'en Temple in the opposite courtyard. "Amitabha Buddha ~ Night Lotus Flower, Buddha mercy on all beings, the first Western Bliss and the world, all good men and women, please be quiet, listen to the monk preaching the Dharma ......"

"Damn, demon monk, your grandmother has a leg, dare to pinch my Taoist supernatural powers! Brothers, the demons are in the world, just as we stand up, the breeze, the heart, where are the Taoist boys, now my Sun Simiao has gone out, move the ladder, let's fight these demon monks for 300 rounds! ”

As if he had eaten viagra, the white-bearded old Dao's eyes were as wide as light bulbs, and he shouted five and six and pulled a few old Daoists to the wall, and that action was neater than when he was young when he was lying on the wall and watching the Dao aunt next door take a bath, and seeing a few god sticks jumping on the wall, Li Jie was always relieved, and only then did he have the heart to shake his head.

"Sun Simiao? Familiar with this name, huh? ”

"Your Highness, it's not good!".