"Bo Jiao, the weirdo who has been going crazy in the city these days, is about him?"

A guy covered in oil and with a hippie smile on his mouth ran over panting, and shouted with a pair of eyeballs.

"Not bad, Uncle Zi, this son is strange, and he stands out from the crowd. I don't think we need to go around the city anymore, he looks like this, and the whole Han can't find a second one. ”

With the words, a half-grown old man who was dusty also came out with his head drilled, and then folded his hands and stared at him with his nose twitching, looking like he wanted to stop talking and stopping.

"Uncle?"

Liu Yu was happy, his eyes were straight and he stared at the two people who came to him, and he looked like a greedy cat seeing a fishy fish, which was even more surprised and urgent than the two who rushed over to see the rare.

Alas, these days have been regarded as a national treasure by these ancients, and now I finally see a national treasure I know who has come to watch him. Oh, of course he really has to be that uncle, the famous generation of Confucian Cai Yong of the Three Kingdoms.

The old man was stunned for a moment, and immediately glanced at his companion next to him triumphantly, squinted his eyes and smiled:

"At your young age, the name of an elder is not something you can call casually. But this is not in the Central Plains, but in the Western Regions and outside the Saiwai, so the old man will not blame you. In such a barren land, the old man's name is just as loud, the old man is happy, and the children can be taught. ”

"But that's not right," Liu Yu suddenly scratched his head, "Old man, this is Xiliang Zhangye, which is far away, you shouldn't be here at this time!" ”

Cai Yong's expression was stunned for a moment, and the pair of eyeballs that were originally full of energy suddenly looked slack, and then snorted coldly with a displeased face:

"In this way, since the Xiping Stone Classic, the old man's ten-year escape route has been known to everyone from all over the world!"

After speaking, his gaze suddenly became extremely sharp, and the whole person completely lost the leisure and elegance when he came, and began to look Liu Yu up and down.

"Boy, who the hell are you?"

When Liu Yu saw it, he knocked his head with remorse, and didn't dare to open his mouth casually anymore.

It's really a disaster from the mouth, it's only been a few days since I came to the Three Kingdoms, and if I don't pay attention, I will be wrong when I open my mouth.

But can he be blamed for this?

Coming from thousands of years later, it was already mysterious enough, but it was precisely the Three Kingdoms that he loved the most. Those familiar stories and characters, he can come as soon as he opens his mouth, and it is not difficult to know your current situation Cai Yong.

And that's not even the most frightening thing.

What still keeps him awake at night is not the crossing itself, but an incredible thing in the process of crossing - at the moment when he loses his last ounce of consciousness, he finds himself somehow in a bizarre car.

What's even stranger is that after waking up, the car can not only talk to him, but also repeatedly emphasize that it is not some broken car on a garbage earth, but an interstellar mothership that humans cannot even imagine at the moment.

Hehe, the starcarrier, even the spaceship jumped straight over.

Moreover, it says that if the earth calendar still exists, it is from the year 3995 of the earth calendar.

In other words, Liu Yu traveled from 2012, and it was after Liu Yu in 1983 that it followed him to the relatively more distant era of the Three Kingdoms.

Wow, standing in 2013, thinking about things after 2000 and the appearance of human beings, just make Lao Tzu crazy.

No, it should now be accurate to say that it should be standing in 183 A.D. That is, at the end of the last year of Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, the last free emperor of the Han Dynasty, the Yellow Turban Rebellion is about to appear next year, and the land of China will soon be bare and hungry......

Therefore, Liu Yu didn't think about it, and simply chose to be in a coma again.

When he woke up again, he no longer dared to think lightly about this so-called interstellar mothership.

Happily, if he doesn't take the initiative to provoke it, the guy is also sensible and never takes the initiative to talk. How did it come about, why did it find him, and what form it took after getting entangled with him, it would disappear without a trace, and it would pop up and talk to him whenever needed, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, these big baskets of question marks, Liu Yu has basically decisively chosen full-coverage oblivion now, what do you like, if you have the ability, you can kill me.

However, in the final analysis, the benefits are also ridiculous.

For example, after a day and a night of confusion and pain, he finally felt the hunger that he should have had a long time ago. So as soon as he thought about it, a piece of bread inexplicably ran into his hand.

Anyway, it's no wonder, and in the following days, as long as it is a basic need, almost as long as he concentrates and thinks about it, his wishes can always be satisfied.

Of course, it's not that responsive.

For example, as an alien who does not fit in, in addition to the normal white eyes, alienation, scolding, and curiosity and tailing, these days, there is also an endless stream of robberies and robberies against him. In the most dangerous time, he once looked up to the sky and sighed, if only Lao Tzu had a submachine gun in his hand.

As a result, for the first time, this wish was not responded to.

Fortunately, the gang seemed to be afraid of him, but they overturned him, robbed all the items on his body and scattered them as birds and beasts, but he didn't have any further thoughts of seeking money and killing him.

And because of this unwarranted disaster, he found another benefit:

After a fat beating during the day, it was clear that the injury was still very strict, but when he woke up, his injury was miraculously healed.

What's even funnier is that the so-called interstellar mothership actually took the initiative to give him such a sentence in his mind for the first time:

"Don't think too much about it, primitives. Seeing that you are lonely, I can't help but help you, just raise your hands. Anyway, the earth, Asia, the Yangtze River and the Yellow River, yellow skin and black eyes. Well, we've almost forgotten what jì looks like with these tangible images......"

Huh, primitives?

Think about it, people in 3995, isn't this what he looks like?

However, this guy seems to mean something in his words, are they also earthlings, or even Chinese?

"Shaft, why don't you speak!"

With a cold snort, he suddenly woke up Liu Yu who was in deep thought.

Oh, Liu Yu hurriedly cheered up, shook his head, and suddenly felt sad for no reason, and couldn't help but smile sadly:

"It's the kid who was rude, and suddenly lost his mind, and I ask for forgiveness from the adults."

Hmm, Cai Yong suddenly frowned a little unaccustomedly, and muttered:

"I thought you were really a weirdo in the mountains who ran out of nowhere, but it turned out that you were polite and decent."

As he spoke, he suddenly turned his head to look at his companion, and said:

"Uncle Zi, you were noisy before, why didn't you say a word now? Say what to ask and hurry up, otherwise I'll go alone. ”

Uncle Zi glared at him, then stepped forward, turned his hand and took out an object from the sleeve of his oily robe and said:

"Tell me quickly, what is this?"

Liu Yu swept his eyes and said unconsciously:

"It's called corn on the cob, and it can be used as a hunger filler. But how could it be in your hands, I don't think about it, it seems to have been snatched by a bunch of splashes a few days ago. Now that you've got it, it looks like you're a cow guy. ”

When Uncle Zi heard this, he immediately turned the corn cob over and over again, nodded and smiled:

"Yes, you didn't lie to me, this thing is golden and clear, exudes a faint fragrance, and is like a mallet, but it really looks like a stick. Haha, but the old man has never heard of any sticks that can be eaten in the stomach. ”

Cai Yong took over the conversation on the side and said proudly:

Uncle Zi said, the word corn has already put the finishing touch on the things in your hands. The so-called gold is priceless and jade is priceless, this thing is comparable to my Han Xiangrui! It's just a pity that this troubled world ......"

Uncle Zi's face changed, and he immediately looked around, interrupted Cai Yong's conversation, reached out coldly, grabbed Liu Yu and said:

"Since you recognize Mr. Bo, I can't imagine that you also know me, an old man. Let's go, the old man will put down his body today, invite you, the little guy, to sit in the wine shop in the city, and tell me where you came from and why you are here. ”

Liu Yu smiled bitterly, struggled his hand, and found that this old man named Uncle Zi was extremely powerful, so he had to shake his head and give up:

"I'm sorry Mr. Zi, I only heard you call Uncle Zi, and I really don't know who Mr. is in a hurry."

Before the words fell, Cai Yong suddenly twisted his beard and laughed, stretched out his hand and tore off Uncle Zi and said:

"Pifu, in the past, I taught you to read more sage books, and less servants to play with your things that are pot throwing, riding and shooting, eating and drinking, and chess games.

Hearing the word chess game, Liu Yu had already brightened his heart, and then looked at the slightly uninhibited and greasy uncle in front of him, and immediately blurted out:

"Oh, I remember, Mr. can't be the uncle named Handan Chun, right?"

Handan Chun, who was rolling his eyes at Cai Yong, laughed when he heard this, and danced on the spot:

"Sour, sour, do you hear me? This little friend seems to know me more than he knows you. Hmph, today I finally taught you that in addition to the height of the temple, the distance of the rivers and lakes should not be underestimated. ”

Cai Yong suddenly fell silent and glanced at Liu Yu meaningfully.

It's over, it seems that this guy is really Handan Chun. Although I saw two cattle people at once, this luck was really unusual. But he accidentally fell into the past dispute between the two Chen Guzi and rotten sesame seeds, and his luck was not ordinarily bad. It sounds like this is not an ordinary artistic dispute, but a dispute of routes, and it is better not to mix it up if you are new to it.

Liu Yu thought, hurriedly learned the etiquette that he had imitated these days, and looked at the two of them:

"Both gentlemen are well-known sages, and they are both role models for me. The so-called immortals fight and the laity suffer, and the kid is a layman, so please don't ask me to make that piece of meat sandwich bun in the middle. ”

"Meat buns, what kind of food is this, it's so interesting."

The two suddenly looked at each other and smiled, both stretched out their hands, picked up Liu Yu and walked towards a wine shop on the corner.