Chapter 136: My husband doesn't use a knife to kill people

Zhongli's Eight Guards fleet quickly caught up, and when he was about to approach Dinghaiwei's warship, Zhongli saw in the clairvoyant mirror the admiral Li Chuncun's father-in-law, the eunuch of Zhejiang City, wearing a red and black brocade robe, and a vest with agarwood-colored sewn fox fur on the outside, and a little father-in-law beside Li's father-in-law, wearing a red and black brocade, looked about fifteen years old, but looking at the expression of Li Chuncun's father-in-law, it seems that the position of the little father-in-law is not bad, otherwise Li Chuncun's father-in-law's temper is above the top, not so pleasant.

He couldn't help muttering, although he had only met once or twice the admiral eunuch Li Chuncun, but this father-in-law's temper of not seeing rabbits and not spreading eagles was also very famous in Zhejiang officialdom, and he said in his heart that this father-in-law Li could not be involved in this matter.

At this time, Li Shaonan was scolding Hou Xiaobai, completely losing the so-called Jinshi demeanor, "I[***] your sister, what are you doing?" Yes? I went to sea and went to Ryukyu to persuade the pirates to surrender, do you think you are Xinjian Bo (Wang Yangming)......"

He didn't wait for Hou Xiaobai to speak, he scolded his head and face, and Hou Xiaobai, who was so sick that he was dying, was scolded by his brother-in-law, which was even more inexplicable.

Looking at Hou Xiaobai, who was panting loudly, Cai Tai, the governor of Zhejiang next to him, touched his beard and said gloatingly: "Brother Li, don't lose the dignity of a scholar, and the sister who sleeps with someone else has to scold others, it's a loss of kindness!" ”

Li Shaonan's face turned red, but at this time, he couldn't take care of it, he was about to lose his life, and he didn't care about the system and face, Lao Tzu couldn't take care of it at this time.

"Phew! Let's see, who is this! Scolded. As soon as the curtain was lifted, the cold wind outside with a fishy smell of the sea suddenly rushed into the cabin, and Li Shaonan, who was bluffing and scolding his brother-in-law, was thinking quickly in his mind, how to find an excuse to pull his house out of this pool of troubled water, and when he heard the unique male duck voice, he was first startled, and then suddenly rejoiced, "Father-in-law Li, why did you go out to sea?" ”

Mrs. Cai, who was originally sitting, also quickly stood up and gestured, "Gonggong Li." ”

The two provincial officials want to be sycophants of the eunuchs of Zhejiang City, this is not illusory, and the status of the eunuchs of Zhejiang City is on par with the governor of Zhejiang, that is to say, the position of Li Chuncun is half a cut higher than that of Li Shaonan. As the emperor's angel, the eunuch of Zhejiang City is responsible for the [Waifan Tribute City Yi Zhushi], and even the address of the Zhejiang City Ship is the original site of the former Southern Song Dynasty Deshou Palace, which is the site of the former imperial palace, known as [Meteorological Huasheng] in history, so that the attitude of Zhejiang officials towards this Governor Zhejiang City Eunuch can be imagined.

Li Chuncun first turned sideways with a smile, and let Dou Gonggong and Cheng Rui, who were in Jinyi Wei, enter the door, then snorted and said to Li Shaonan: "Can our family not come?" Tell me about you, I usually boast that I was born in two lists, and I slept with someone's sister, so I can take care of others, we rootless people! I also know that I pay attention to taking care of my relatives, you are a two-rank jinshi, why is it not as good as our family? Our family has also read books, and we know the truth of kissing and hiding each other, tell me about you, is it a ruthless thing, according to our family! It's better to cut it all, just like our family, serve the emperor and the queen mother, that's also kindness, isn't it? ”

When he said this, he scolded ugly, but when it fell in Li Shaonan's ears, it was really like hearing the sound of heaven, ah! This matter was committed by Hou Xiaobai, I just kissed and hid it.

The so-called concealment of relatives is the principle of ancient law, relatives should hide their guilt from each other, do not denounce and do not testify, unless it is a major crime such as rebellion, otherwise this basically applies to all crimes. This is called the right to conceal in modern times, and it is recognized by Chinese and foreign courts, and if relatives are forced to sell each other for the sake of individual justice, it is also trampling on people's surnames.

At this moment, Li Shaonan couldn't wait to kneel down and kiss the toes of Li Chuncun's father-in-law, Father-in-law Li! You're my real father!

As soon as Gonggong Li's words fell, the third master Lu Lou Wei suddenly struggled, and instantly broke free of the two people who were holding his arms tightly on the left and right, and everyone in the cabin was shocked, and then, seeing the man with a tattoo on his face soaring a few steps, he jumped up directly, and penetrated the carved window railing, and the multicolored glass covered by the window rail crackled with a crisp sound, sprinkled all over the ground, and the sea breeze outside blew in, blowing several nobles inside with a shiver.

As soon as several of Governor Cai's guards came to the window railing, they saw the man with the tattoo on his face flipping a few times in the air, falling on the deck, struggling to get up, turning over and jumping into the sea, with a pop and a splash.

These guards looked at each other, helpless, turned around and knelt down, "Lord Governor, that man jumped into the sea." ”

Wen Ren's face turned blue and pale, and even Lu Louwei felt that something was wrong, let alone her! However, she is a weak woman who has no power to restrain the chicken, where does she have such ability.

Mrs. Cai's face was ugly, what the specific situation, to be honest, it hasn't been completely straightened out yet, but in front of the eunuch of the city, he actually ran away with a person, which is simply slapping his big mouth, for a while, he scolded bitterly, "Waste, waste ......"

The sturdy man who had been following Dou Gonggong walked quickly to the smashed window railing, looked outside, and came back and whispered to the little eunuch: "Dou Gonggong, people jumped into the sea, see that guy is a good hand, there are many islands nearby, I am afraid that I can escape my life." ”

At this time, a hundred households came in outside, knelt on the ground and said, "Lord Governor, Ningbo Weizhong guerrilla begging to see." Governor Cai Taicai's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly waved his hand to ask him to invite Zhong Guerrilla in.

Li Chuncun was also taken aback, but he had served the Empress Dowager Li before, and the so-called residence and qi nourishment and body transfer, in fact, many of the temperament of the father-in-law who covered the luxury of the world could not learn, in the blink of an eye, the male duck voice eunuch calmed down, touched the slightly shy lower abdomen, quacked and laughed twice, and said: "Okay, two adults, let's come, it's not to see any characters in the rivers and lakes jumping into the sea to escape, this is a cold day, the sea water is cold and biting, and I am afraid of freezing and freezing to death." Our family came to discuss with the two adults, Concubine De's younger brother Zheng Guofan is now going to sea, so we have to come up with a charter! ”

Wen Renshi, who was not far away, heard the sentence [Concubine De's younger brother Zheng Guofan], and his ears exploded like a thunderbolt, and his originally blue and white face suddenly surged with a layer of bright red, his teeth clucked, and suddenly his eyes rolled and he fell to the ground with a pop.

And because the swing kept shaking, Hou Xiaobai, who hadn't even said a word, listened to it, his eyes also rolled, and he fainted directly.

In fact, a few people in the cabin on the top floor of this ship are the people with the most power in the whole of Zhejiang, the governor of Zhejiang, the political envoy of Zhejiang, and the eunuch of Zhejiang City.

When Mrs. Cai heard this, she touched her beard, and said in her heart that this is Lao Cheng's words, this Li Shaonan is so famous, but he is just a straw bag.

You must know that they are all the top elites in Zhejiang, and now, what kind of impact will the sudden airborne arrival of such a family of emperors and relatives affect Zhejiang, and even the entire Jiangnan, this is what they are most eager to face at present.

It's not surprising that they think so, generally speaking, like the uncle of the country and the like, they generally start from the official position of the governor commanding this kind of official, and slowly find the beginning, and promote the earl to the marquis, but this time it is strange, Concubine De asked her father for the governor of the five armies of Nanjing, the south! Everyone knows that people who are unwilling to do so, and people who fail to fight with the powerful in the north, this kind of person accounts for most of them, so why does Concubine De Niangniang still ask for the position of the governor of the five armies in Nanjing to give her own Lao Tzu?

You must know that the governor of the five armies, this position is said to be useless, he really doesn't work at all, it is almost equal to the title, and he doesn't do anything with money, but if he says that he works, he really works, and he can stick a bar in the entire army in the south, especially that there are not so many constraints in the south as Yanjing Shuntianfu.

Concubine De Niangniang certainly wants to stammer, but when she is an official in this position, no one wants to, and she absolutely refuses, and she will move another father to sit on her head.

Even if Li Chuncun wants to tie up Concubine De Niangniang, you must know that he lives in the inner garden of the former dynasty in Zhejiang, and it is never an exaggeration to say that brocade clothes and jade food are not exaggerated, he is just counting on Duoba to tie up a doorway, and his ass sits tightly in this position. Moreover, the eunuch also has to talk about friendship, the original reopening of Zhejiang City is Li Shaonan's first and last steps, his twists and turns, if you use a person's face forward, don't use a person's butt to face forward, just like Liu Jin, the emperor of the Wuzong Dynasty, and in the end, even most of the eunuchs feel that Liu Jin is too domineering, and Li Chuncun's father-in-law, who is known for his wide range of hands, will not do that, so Li Shaonan must be guaranteed.

Therefore, he wants to suggest that everyone sit down and have a good discussion, the abbot is now thrown in Zhejiang by Concubine De Niangniang, whether we are visiting together, whether we want to share some interests, in short, that means that the rich land in the south, our family is here, then I don't plan to leave, don't spoil our family's business.

So since he proposed, it is natural to nip the greatest danger in the bud first, what is the biggest danger? Naturally, it is Li Shaonan's brother-in-law Hou Xiaobai.

There was a fierce light in his eyes, and he slowly took out a handkerchief, wiped the corners of his mouth, coughed dryly, looked at Hou Xiaobai and Wen Renshi who fainted on the ground, and muttered: "These two people died here, and the poor one is also an unlucky person." As he spoke, he shouted to a few of Mrs. Cai's personal soldiers: "Why are you still stunned, doesn't this corpse look good when thrown here, throw it into the sea." ”

As soon as he entered the door, he said that Li Shaonan was ruthless, which was to cover up Li Shaonan, indicating that he was close to each other, but he was not sympathetic to Hou Xiaobai. Perhaps, he said in his heart: Li Shaonan still has a recommendation for our family, you are a god horse (what)...... A few pro-soldiers around were stunned, and Mrs. Cai was also stunned, this dead eunuch, this is to openly extinguish his mouth!

It's Li Shaonan, I really can't wait to lick the ditch for Li Chuncun's father-in-law immediately, he can't do this, but Father-in-law Li did it, and Father-in-law Li didn't say anything, and directly solved such a big trouble for him, that's really closer than his father!

As for what brother-in-law or something, to be honest, he had already planned it at this time, and when he went back, he claimed to the public that Mrs. Ru had a sudden illness and died, and it was good to die, and it was good to die!

For a moment, he couldn't wait to dance.

Mrs. Cai coughed and said to the left and right: "Didn't you hear Gonggong Li's orders?" Pull the corpse out and throw it into the sea, don't forget to tie a ballast stone or something, otherwise if the floating corpse is caught by fishermen, wouldn't it scare people. ”

Sure enough, it was the governor of Zhejiang, and his ability to talk nonsense with his eyes open was even higher than Li Shaonan.

Several pro-soldiers looked at each other twice, their hearts were cold, and they immediately walked over, bent down, and one reached out and pressed the major neck artery of Hou Xiaobai, who had fainted, "My lord, I really don't have any breath." As he spoke, his thumb was forceful, but he tightly pinched Hou Xiaobai's throat, and as soon as his hand was forced, there was a slight click, and the throat bone was immediately crushed.

Xiao Douzi's father-in-law, who had been watching coldly, finally spoke, "Slow! As soon as he said that, he stretched out his hand, and walked quickly to the fainted Wen Renshi, "This woman, Concubine De Niangniang designated what she wanted, and said that she would be a slave and a maid for Uncle Guo, a few adults, do you want to see if there is any salvation, if there is salvation, it is better to save it." ”

Because of the early purification, his voice was immature like a girl, but no one dared to take his words as the wind in his ears, Li Cunchun and Li Gonggong quickly slapped his two mouths gently, naturally it was not painful, and then said to Mrs. Cai and Li Shaonan: "Look at our family's surname, this is the most useful Dou Gonggong in front of Concubine De Niangniang, and the emperor also likes it very much, and now he leads the title of the inner court attendant, this Dou Gonggong and the brocade guard Cheng Baihu he brought, that is specially for the affairs of the country's uncle." ”

This eunuch receives the title of the inner court attendant, which is generally the position of the fifth grade, of course Mrs. Cai and Li Shaonan dare not underestimate it, not to mention that they are still the people in front of Concubine De, as for the Jinyi Guard, the officials all have big heads, so they don't see it, naturally, Cheng Baihu doesn't care about the two, and he smiles and doesn't say anything.

Mrs. Cai and Li Shaonan hurriedly bowed to Gonggong Dou, and then Mrs. Cai glanced at a few pro-soldiers, and the pro-soldiers naturally understood, and as soon as they touched the pulse of the Wen people's family, they immediately looked happy, "This girl is still saved." As he spoke, he pinched the Wenren's tiger's mouth and valley hole.

At this time, Zhong Guerrilla opened the curtain and came in, kneeling on one knee, "The last general, Zhongli, I have seen the governor." ”

Wen Renshi, who woke up slowly by pinching the valley cave, opened his eyes and saw Zhongli who was neatly draped, and was shocked at the moment, Rou Yi propped up on the floor, kicked his feet straight, and his body retreated backwards, "You...... Don't come here. "This person is the general beside Zheng Liangguan, and she saw it clearly when she grabbed the boat with Lu Louwei.

Zhongli didn't say anything, just looked at Hou Xiaobai, who was spilling a large stream of blood from the corner of his mouth, and at this time, the big head of the warship that boarded Dinghaiwei with Zhongli seemed to see an acquaintance inside the moment Zhongli opened the curtain, he was bold, although when he boarded the ship, Zhongli told him to be honest, but he still approached the door, lifted a little curtain and looked inside.

He rubbed his eyes carefully, yes, the young man in the brocade robe there was not the same as the old neighborhood Xiaodouzi, he was overjoyed immediately, where did he remember Zhongli's instructions, he opened the curtain and pounced in, "Xiaodouzi, you are Xiaodouzi." shouted, and hugged Dou Gonggong in his arms.

The big head is tall, although he is young, he is actually taller than the little Douzi's father-in-law, he hugged the little Douzi, with a happy face, "I'm a big head, a big head!" See! As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pulled out his ears and made a pig's head face.

That Cheng Ruicheng Baihu was caught up in a cold sweat by a person who rushed in from the outside, and was scared into a cold sweat, just drew the knife, he heard this speech, hesitated slightly, and then, Xiao Douzi's father-in-law was also full of surprise, "Big head, why are you here, is it...... Uncle Guo is also there? ”

Zhongli was stunned when he heard this, and the big head also frowned, with a strange expression on his face, "What uncle of the country?" ”

"You're a pig's head, you know the guy who eats pig's brain." Xiao Douzi couldn't help but stretch out his finger and flick it on his forehead, which was already an unbelievable and presumptuous behavior for Xiao Douzi, who was conscientious and obedient in the palace, "Your young lady, now she is Concubine De's mother." ”

"What Concubine De?" The big head is still a child in the end, I don't know how heavy it is, "You mean Sister Ruotong......"

Xiao Douzi stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, and then looked left and right, not to mention the Zhongli Zhong guerrilla who was shocked on the spot, the rest of the people hurriedly coughed twice and pretended not to hear, Concubine De's maiden name, that has to be heard by the emperor to be called. And Wen Renshi, who was sitting on the ground with his buttocks on all fours, had been affirmed and determined at this time, and he felt cold all over his body, as if even his bones were cold.

"You can't chirp anymore, you know!" Xiao Douzi looked close, stretched out his hand for the big head and dragged some messy clothes, he and Concubine De are authentic neighbors, Concubine De certainly lifted him, but, in the palace over the years, he has naturally put the master's slave and maid's set of respect and humility deeply imprinted into his mind, like Uncle Guo, he also knew him when he was a child, but Uncle Guo is a scholar, is the master, and the big head, when he was a child, he also played with the back of his buttocks, at this time, when he saw it, he couldn't help but have a sour eye, as if he saw his younger brother.

"Now that the abbot has become the governor of the five armies of Nanjing, the holy decree must be coming soon, you will be in the future! Everything has to be set up as an individual, but you can't embarrass Concubine De! As he spoke, he choked up a little, but after being in the palace for several years, he quickly restrained his emotions, smiled and hugged the big head that had not yet fully reacted, and then turned his head to look at Wen Renshi.

(To be continued)