Chapter 556: Simple It's too simple

Chapter 556 is too simple

Sandalwood was burned in the study, the window was closed without a trace of wind, and the lingering aroma of Tingting floated straight up at first and then dissipated in the room, which calmed the nerves and made people become quiet and tranquil. But in this study room with sandalwood, it seems that the atmosphere is not very peaceful.

Li Xian sat on the table and read a book, but he didn't expect the person standing in front of him to react so strongly. So he put down the book in his hand and waited quietly for his explanation.

"Minister...... Refuse! ”

Xie Yingdeng said solemnly: "The minister is the chief sentry in Wagangzhai, and the sentry camp that he worked hard to build has repeatedly fought with the military inspection office at the head of Ye Da's stall, and he has hardly taken advantage of it. The people who visited the camp were the last thing they wanted to deal with was the secret spy of the Yanyunzhai Military Audit Office. ”

He glanced at Li Xian and continued: "It is precisely because the minister has been doing such a thing that the minister knows how hard it is to build a secret spy department. There are too many things to be investigated by secret spies, military information, public feelings, and even court officials, not only the enemy's military situation, not only the political situation of the enemy's court, and even how much is a pound of rice, how much is a needle and thread, and it is trivial and complicated, and its hard work is only as good as that of the prime minister of the imperial court. ”

"Ye Da's head military audit office has become the world's first-class weapon, and the role of secret spies in Yanyun Village is also obvious to all, how can the minister dare to take over Ye Da's military inspection office? Even if the lord and general were forced to give the minister, the minister did not dare to guarantee that he would do better than Ye Da's stall. ”

Looking at the proud and stubborn man in front of him, Li Xian waved his hand and said casually: "There is something you haven't understood yet, the Military Audit Office is not the Military Audit Office of Ye Da's stall, it is mine." ”

He looked at Xie Yingdeng's face and said: "As you said, the Military Inspectorate is too important, and the big head of the Military Inspectorate is even harder and more tiring than a prime minister, so I must choose someone who has the ability to support and manage the Military Inspectorate to take over, and the big head of the Military Inspectorate will not have a lower status in Yanyunzhai than the prime minister you said." ”

He saw that Xie Yingdeng's face changed slightly, and said with a smile: "As you yourself said, it's too tiring to be the head of the Military Inspectorate. Ye Da's stall is also good enough, even if I force it to you, you may not be better than Ye Da's stall. But I'm just going to force it on you, and you can refuse if you want to refuse? ”

Xie Yingdeng was stunned for a moment, and then smiled bitterly: "The minister can't." ”

"So, you refuse a fart!"

Li Xian was a little annoyed and said, "I said let you take over, and you will take over." It's so easy to talk to you today, so simple that you only need to answer one word. Of course, there are two kinds of one-word answers, one is yes and the other is no. But you don't have the right to say no, you can only say yes. ”

He softened his tone and said, "You also know that the Military Inspectorate is working too hard, and of course you also know that Ye Da's stall is my woman." Since you know, you must also understand how I can let my women work so hard? So, just work harder. ”

Xie Yingdeng was stunned for a moment, and then said helplessly: "The minister only knows now that it's good to be a woman." ”

"You can try how good it is in your next life, but in this life you will accept your fate."

Li Xian waved his hand and said, "Give you ten days, Ye Da will explain to you in detail the affairs of the military inspector, and will also hand over to you all the secrets she has on hand that only she has." Ten days, if you don't know enough about the affairs of the military inspection department to take over the stall, I will detain you for one year. More than one day, deduct one year. I'd love to see if you didn't really take over for three or five months, or even a year and a half, and I'd save a lot of money. ”

"Don't worry"

Xie Yingdeng sighed and said: "When it comes to the matter of the minister, the minister has to cheer up. If it is true that he can't get it for a lifetime, the minister has to drag his family to eat at the lord's mansion every meal, which is very troublesome. ”

Li Xian hummed and said: "It's really troublesome for you to say this, so let's do it, if you can't take over the Military Inspectorate as soon as possible, I will ask someone to bring Yue'e to the mansion, as for you...... There are no doors! ”

Xie Yingdeng let out a long sigh of relief and said depressedly: "Really only give ten days?" ”

"The spy sent news from Chang'an, but I am afraid that Li Tang will use troops against Wang Shichong in the next two days. It's already September, and the weather is too cold to take care of in November. Li Yuan has to be anxious if he wants to sit firmly on the emperor's seat, he is in a hurry, and I have to be in a hurry. Before Li Tang's army is launched, you must take over all the affairs of the Military Inspectorate. This war is a test of your ability, I will give you the question, you answer the questionnaire, if you don't answer well, you can go back to Daling Mountain to herd sheep and cattle. ”

"Another ......"

Li Xian instructed: "There is an urgent matter that needs to be handled by the Military Inspectorate, and it is even more urgent than the matter of inquiring about Li Tang's military situation." Ye Datou is working on the arrangement, you go and take a look, you can understand how the Military Inspectorate is doing things faster. ”

"Obey orders!"

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"The secret spy sent a secret report from Youzhou with the highest-level expedited means."

Ye Huaisleeve handed a piece of paper in her hand to Xie Yingdeng, she smiled and said: "This matter is very important to the lord, originally I wanted to finish this matter and then hand it over to you, and even planned to go to Youzhou in person." But since the lord can trust you and let you take over the military inspector within ten days, then this matter will simply be handed over to you. ”

"Ye Family"

Xie Yingden said sincerely: "I really never thought about ......"

Ye Huaisleeve waved his hand and said: "There is something you still don't know, whether I am in charge of the Military Inspectorate or you take over now, it's not something I want or you think, because in Yanyun Village, only the lord can think about it, and we can't think about it." Before I explain the details of your military inspection office, there is a sentence that I hope you will never forget. This sentence is the reason why the Military Inspectorate was established, and it is also the meaning of the existence of the Military Inspectorate. ”

Ye Huaisleeve sat up straight and said solemnly: "Everything is for the lord"

She explained in a serious tone: "You have to understand this sentence clearly and thoroughly, the purpose of the existence of the Military Inspectorate is to serve the lord, solve problems for the lord, and do everything for the lord." The Military Inspection Office belongs to the lord, not to Yanyunzhai. Even if the lord is called the emperor and the country in the future, the military inspection office does not belong to the imperial court, but only belongs to the lord himself, do you understand? ”

She thought for a while and said: "In other words, no matter how huge the Military Inspectorate is, it is not a state weapon, but a private weapon of the lord. Therefore, the status of the military inspection office is somewhat special, in Yanyunzhai, the military inspection office and the military have close contacts, because all the information that the military needs depends on the military inspection office to provide, and even weapons and equipment. However, the military and the Military Inspectorate are cooperative, have no subordinate relationship, and there are even some wrongdoings. In the same way, although the civilian government is somewhat restrictive to the Military Inspectorate, you don't need to worry about anything at all. ”

She said word by word: "As long as everything the Military Inspectorate guarantees to do is to serve the lord, then you can ignore anyone except the lord, whether it is the military or the civilian officials, you don't need to think about how to please them, and our Military Inspectorate has no obligation to think about those people." ”

"I finally understand ...... now"

Xie Yingdeng sighed and said, "Why can't the sentry camp of Wagangzhai never be able to fight the military inspection office of Yanyunzhai. ”

Ye Huaichong smiled and said: "The Military Audit Office is a special existence in Yanyun Village, whether it is the military or the civilian officials, they love and hate us, this is nothing, even if the word love is removed, they only hate the Military Audit Office and have nothing to do with it, because the Military Audit Office does not have to be responsible for them, only to the lord." ”

Xie Yingdeng nodded and said: "Now I understand, why the lord said that the head of the military inspection department is in Yanyun Village, even if it is not inferior to the prime minister." ”

"So you should be proud."

Ye Huaisleeve said gently: "Since the lord handed over the Military Audit Office to you, it is a trust in you. As your predecessor, I have already told you the meaning of the existence of the Military Inspectorate, and there is nothing else to say, if you want me to give you advice, then I can make an analogy. ”

She looked at the yellow leaves falling outside the window and said lightly: "The Military Audit Office is the face of the lord, so you can't lose, because if you lose, the lord will be slapped in the face." ”

Xie Yingdeng smiled bitterly: "I'm already worried now, will I die of exhaustion, even if I don't die of exhaustion, will I die before I get old?" ”

Ye Huaisleeve smiled: "I don't know if you will, but I definitely won't." ”

She stood up and said with some pride: "Because I am a woman, how can I grow old before I get old?" ”

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The Military Inspectorate is the face of Li Xian, the king of Yan, the Military Inspectorate is not a national weapon or a private weapon in Li Xian's hands, the Military Inspectorate does not have to care about anyone or anything in the military civilian system, and the existence of the Military Inspectorate has only one meaning.

These are the entire Military Inspection Office that Xie Yingdeng took over from Ye Huaisleeve.

Li Xian's trust in him touched him, but such a cumbersome and heavy burden pressed on his shoulders, he still felt a little panicked, Li Xian produced a test paper, he came to answer the question, whether he can answer it well depends on what he has to do next, this is the first question, if you don't do it well, maybe the next questions don't need to be done at all.

The piece of paper in his hand was the test question, and it was still a headache question and answer question.

"The envoy of Chang'an went to Youzhou, announced that Luo Yi was the king of the county, the governor of Youzhou, Luo Yi wanted to vote for Li Tang, Shixin did not follow, father and son disputed, Shixin was imprisoned in the dungeon, and the prisoners together, Xue Wanjun, Xue Wanche."

There was only so much information provided on the paper, and Xie Yingdeng looked at the paper in a daze.

"What a fucking headache......

He rubbed the corners of his eyebrows, turned to look at Leng Yi, who was standing straight at the door. The latter stood at the door, his eyes drifting out of the door, and he didn't know what he was looking at or was stunned.

"Do we need to take a trip to Youzhou?"

Xie Yingdeng asked Leng Yi.

Leng Yi was slightly stunned, remembering Ye Huaisleeve's answer before, so he replied very irresponsibly and happily: "You are the head of the stall, naturally you have the final say." ”

Although he didn't laugh, Xie Yingdeng always felt that he was smiling very coolly.

In Li Xian's study, Ye Huaisleeve was holding a pair of jade unicorns with extremely exquisite workmanship, and suddenly couldn't help laughing, Li Xian couldn't help but ask when he saw her smiling proudly: "What good things do you remember?" ”

"I'm thinking about ......"

"Xie Yingdeng is so worried that he wants to get his hair."

Li Xian shook his head and smiled: "He just hasn't adapted to the position of the head of the military inspection department, and he doesn't know Luo Yi as a person." If this is the first question I gave him, it is completely giving him points. If he can't do such a simple and easy topic, then how dare I hand over the Military Inspectorate to him? The answer is already written in the question, and the points for him are ......."

"If he can't think of it, he's an idiot!"

Xie Yingdeng was really picking his hair, and it was said on the paper that Luo Yi and Luo Shixin's father and son had a dispute, and Luo Shixin was taken down and imprisoned in a dungeon, but after all, he was Luo Yi's only son, how could Luo Yi really treat him? Since Luo Yi is already planning to take refuge in Li Tang, even if he is tied up, he will take Luo Shixin with him. To rescue Luo Yi's son in the heavily guarded Luo Yi Mansion is as difficult as grabbing a sinking stone from a boiling oil pot.

Thinking of this, the sad Xie Yingdeng's eyes suddenly lit up.

He slapped the paper on the table with a snap, then smiled easily and said to himself, "Xie Yingdeng...... If you can't even see such a simple question, you're an idiot. ”

"Simple...... Ha ha! It's so easy! ”