Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Cotton and the Snake
Wei Hong is not tall, and if he lies flat in a regular manner, he covers an area of about one square meter. Li Ruohua is half a head shorter than Wei Hong, covering an area of about 0.6 square meters. The factory temporarily built a wooden bed for Wei Hong, with an area of 1.5 square meters. If Wei Hong was the only one, although he didn't sleep spaciously, it was just right. But at this time, there is one more Li Ruohua, and the area of the bed is not even as large as the area where two people lie flat. So there is an inevitable consequence that two people must hug each other if they don't want to fall to the ground. When the brain is awake, there is no problem with hugging each other. But at this time, both of them drank too much, and they only cared about their own comfort, and they didn't understand the word 'collaboration' at all, basically how to be comfortable. Wei Hong lay flat on the bed, while Li Ruohua lay flat on Wei Hong's body. This hamburger-like sleeping position was nothing at first, but after a long time, Wei Hong below couldn't stand it. Not only was it painful, but it was also difficult to breathe. In the end, Suo turned over and pressed Li Ruohua under him.
Li Ruohua, who was in a haze, kept twisting his body, trying to twist the 'things' that were pressing on his body. But Wei Hong was tightly attached to Li Ruohua's body like a dog skin plaster, and no matter how Li Ruohua twisted it, he couldn't move at all. At the same time, a large number of bombers began to rise into the air, and under the cover of night, they launched a devastating blow against Wei Hong and Li Ruohua. Li Ruohua, who was pressed under Wei Hong, only suffered a few shells sporadically due to the few targets exposed, and there was no major injury. And Wei Hongke above was miserable, Nuo's big back was exposed to the sight of the enemy air force, and he became a key bombing target.
Itchy, itchy. Wei Hong began to twist his body again, and when he twisted, Li Ruohua below also writhed. The two of them were like two live fish placed on the display board, flapping their bodies aimlessly......
I don't know how long it took, Wei Hong really couldn't stand it anymore, he suddenly woke up from his sleep, turned over and jumped out of bed, took off the clothes on his body, and kept waving in the air. While waving, he also roared: "Damn, bite me to death!" I'll let you bite, I'll let you bite! ”
The roar of the engines of the "Buzzing ......" bomber group continued, but Wei Hong gradually felt physically exhausted, and finally gave up resistance.
At this time, it was the second half of the night, and Wei Hong's alcohol strength had more or less subsided. When I got back to the bed, I reached out and touched it, and I felt very soft, and I felt irritable in my heart: "Who is this special mother!" On a hot day, you also spread such a thick mattress for me, you want to heat me to death! ”
After speaking, he reached out and grabbed the 'mattress' and pulled it up vigorously, trying to throw the mattress off the bed. As a result, instead of throwing the mattress down, I heard the sound of my clothes tearing in my ears. Because there is still a lot of alcohol left in his brain, Wei Hong can't think about his surname, and the sound of tearing clothes not only did not make Wei Hong have the slightest doubt, but made Wei Hong even more angry: "Forget it if mosquitoes bite me, even your ragged mattress dares to tease me!" With that, Wei Hong stretched out his big hand and grabbed a handful, ready to uproot the mattress!
In the dark, Wei Hong only felt that he had touched an incomparably soft and smooth object, and as soon as his fingers were forced, the object automatically bounced his fingers back, and he couldn't catch it at all, which was very weird! When Wei Hong's hand was used harder, he heard a soft groan in his ear 'um~'
Hearing this soft groan, Wei Hong's heart had a trace of insignificant doubt. My head kept running, desperately thinking, why is this? Why is this ragged mattress so round, smooth-handed, and rich? Why does the mattress make a sound when I exert myself? Under the influence of alcohol, Wei Hong's brain was a mess and he couldn't figure it out. I can't figure it out, so I don't think about it, the only thing Wei Hong has to do now is to throw the ragged mattress out of bed, and then sleep beautifully.
The mattress is too heavy to be grabbed with one hand, just two hands! Wei Hong used both hands, grabbed two pieces of soft and elastic 'cotton' with both hands and pulled them up vigorously. With each pull, the mattress mumbled. Although Wei Hong had already tried his best to eat milk, the cotton was too slippery to catch it at all, and in the end, Wei Hong, who was exhausted, could only give up. I took off my pants and lay down......
The bombers set sail again to strike at enemy targets. This time Wei Hongxue is obedient, isn't there a mattress under him? Pull it out directly and cover your body, and the hot spot will be a hot spot, which is better than being bitten by a mosquito. With the protection of the mattress, Wei Hong can sit back and relax, but Li Ruohua, who has become a 'mattress', suffers. It has fine skin and tender meat, where can it withstand the attack of a large number of mosquitoes, and it woke up without a few bites.
Like Wei Hong, Li Ruohua also has the gas to get up, and after being woken up, his surname Ge will become very irritable. Listening to the 'buzzing ......' with countless mosquitoes flying in his ears, Li Ruohua was very annoyed, like Wei Hong, he wanted to take off his clothes to drive away mosquitoes, but he wiped his body, but found that his clothes were torn into strips of cloth, especially the clothes on his chest, which were covered by no cloth.
Finding the abnormality on his body, Li Ruohua couldn't help but be stunned. But before he could find out the situation, the mosquitoes began to blatantly launch an offensive against Li Ruohua. Li Ruohua didn't care about the clothes on his body, so he reached out and grabbed everything he could to throw mosquitoes. As a result, after groping for a long time, he didn't find anything, and just when Li Ruohua was about to give up, his finger suddenly touched an object, Li Ruohua didn't say a word, reached out and grabbed it, and was about to pick it up and throw it out. As a result, as soon as I exerted my strength, I heard a scream in my ears: "Ouch,! ”
This familiar scream made Li Ruohua's body stunned, and he was shocked and frightened in his heart. But in addition, what made Li Ruohua even more frightened was that the 'object' in his hand seemed to have life, and he actually moved to stand up with full strength! This frightened Li Ruohua, and thought that a snake had run to the bed. Hurriedly jumped out of bed and lit the candle. When the firelight illuminated the room, after Li Ruohua saw the situation in the room clearly, he only felt that his heart was beating faster and his blood was surging, and then he involuntarily let out a deafening scream: "Ah!! ”
Wei Hong covered the work and rolled on the bed. When he heard the scream in his ears and got up to see Li Ruohua again, Wei Hong was also stupid......
The alcohol is gone, and the muddy brain is still unable to function normally after the shutdown and restart. Wei Hong just sat on the bed, covering the work with one hand, and looked at Li Ruohua in a daze. The atmosphere in the room suddenly condensed to the extreme, and the two of them stared at each other blankly, without saying a word for nearly a cup of tea.
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