Episode 883: [Pig Balls]
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The machete cut off the pig's spine bone, divided the whole pig body into two halves, and then dismantled eight pieces, divided into pork, pork legs, and pork bones, these fine work, these small work, these farmers are so skillful to do.
The people on the other side were already preparing a bonfire, setting up an iron pot and boiling water.
"Haha......" The laughter of the hippo sister attracted Li Chengqian's attention.
He looked over, and the hippopotamus was holding a balloon.
Is there any mistake, there were balloons in the Tang Dynasty?
Looking closely, under the light of the fire, Li Chengqian recognized that it was a small intestine, and then blew it up for her!
Li Chengqian, who grew up in the countryside, also made this game.
But now that I've grown up, I feel disgusting!
"That's a pig carrying stolen things, and you actually blow it with your mouth!" Li Chengqian said to her.
The eldest sister of the hippopotamus was having a good time, and when she heard Li Chengqian say this, she was stunned for a moment, and then pointed to the farmer who was cleaning up the pigs, and said, "They are all very clean." ”
Then he felt something, and then he got angry and said, "You said I used my mouth to pretend to be?" Wait a minute, aren't you going to eat the in your stomach? ”
Li Chengqian's forehead darkened.
How can this man not know how to speak at all, and be a little subtle!
When the surrounding farmers heard this, their faces were also stunned.
But they are all people who have been farming all their lives, and they didn't feel disgusted by this sentence, and said with a smile: "Your Royal Highness, princess, wait a minute, these are in the water for us to eat, and there is still good meat over there!" ”
Li Chengqian waved his hand and told them to continue doing it.
At this time, I saw that the meat over there had been picked and was about to be put into the pot. Li Chengqian asked the hippopotamus sister, "Did you bring cumin?" Go put it on. ”
Cumin is, of course, used to grill meat.
When the hippopotamus sister was concerned, she saw that someone was already inserting the chopped ribs with bamboo skewers. She thought it was funny, so she put the small intestine balloon in Li Chengqian's hand. Went to insert the ribs.
"Hey, hey, this ......" Li Chengqian looked at the balloon in his hand. smiled wryly.
In fact, this thing looks like the balloon that the bear child in the later life took and blew up.
Hehe, maybe this thing can really be used as a condom.
Someone is getting lewd again.
He looked at it and threw the balloon to the scholar who was drinking tea in the back.
The scholar was taken aback, and when he saw that the balloon was belly, he was taken aback. But the prince couldn't help but take what he gave.
So it is not to take it, and it is not to put it away.
Over there, the hippopotamus sister had already taken the inserted ribs and roasted them before the fire, almost roasted, and smeared with cumin. A scent wafted out immediately.
Li Chengqian felt a fragrance coming at a very fast speed, and there was a hidden weapon, so he hurriedly reached out and took it!
Hit!
The hidden weapon is a rib that the hippopotamus sister flew over, it has been roasted, and the aroma is compelling, Li Chengqian caught it, but he grabbed the wrong head, and did not hold the end of the handle, but the end of the meat.
That's freshly baked. Of course, it was hot, so his hand was hit.
It's not easy to scream, so I snorted, Sister Hippo is taking revenge!
After glaring at the hippopotamus sister. Li Chengqian took the meat and took a bite, it was really fragrant. Yes, it's worth it if it's burned.
One after another, other good things were cooked. When it was baked, it was put on a table in front of it as soon as possible. It was for Li Chengqian.
But Li Chengqian didn't like such an atmosphere.
He still likes to do it himself.
At this time. The people who cut and cleaned the meat over there are pretty much done.
Li Chengqian stretched out his hand and beckoned: "Come here, these are for you to kill pigs." Everyone else, it's all on their own. ”
A large pot of meat was brought over and placed next to the campfire.
Li Chengqian took the lead in being a model, holding a bamboo skewer to pick meat. He started by inserting two ribs. I ate the ribs of the hippopotamus just now, and the juice flowed out of it after taking a bite, and it was fragrant, and I wanted to eat the second bite after taking one bite.
Then there is the insertion of meat, and by the way, take a little bit of pig heart slices, this thing is chewy.
Huh, what is this?
Li Chengqian was stunned for a moment, picked up the thing and looked at it.
Two small round balls, aren't these testicles?
Good stuff, plug it in!
In this way, this laughing black pig is a boar.
If there are testicles, then there are whips.
Li Chengqian continued to look for it, no!
It's impossible, there's no way to have a pill and no whip!
He grabbed the guy who had also come over to insert the meat, he was one of the people who had just killed the pig.
"Ask you something." Li Chengqian asked.
The guy who killed the pig hurriedly replied: "What is the matter with Your Highness?" ”
"Any idea what this is?" Li Chengqian held up his two balls and said.
The guy who killed the pig looked at it and laughed casually.
He nodded.
Seeing that he understood, Li Chengqian asked, "What about its other thing?" It can't be a eunuch, there is no other ball? ”
Eunuch? The pig almost laughed.
He couldn't help laughing, found Li Chengqian, and found all the basins, but there were none!
He raised his head and swept towards the audience, and finally, his eyes must have seen it.
He wanted to get it, but when he saw the identity of the person, his body was shocked, and then he pointed to Li Chengqian and said, "Your Highness, where is it!" ”
Following his fingers, Li Chengqian saw that there was indeed something very similar.
And the person holding it in his hand is the handsome pot.
With such a lively scene, it is impossible for the handsome pot who also lives in the Furong Garden not to come. It's just that he didn't know what to do at first, and now he rushed over.
But it's just in time for a barbecue!
Come on, I was preempted, so I had to eat the balls!
I took a few bamboo skewers with meat inserted into the fire and roasted them.
After Shuai Guo greeted Li Chengqian warmly, the two brothers sat down and roasted. After a while, Shuai Guo handed the whip in his hand to the hippopotamus next to him and said, "Return you." ”
"Ha, that's good!" Sister Hippo happily took it and laughed.
Li Chengqian almost fainted, this eldest sister, I don't know you!
Soon, the meatballs were baked, and when I took a bite, the juice inside spurted out, which was really good.
Especially under the psychology of what to eat and what to supplement, I am even more excited.
"Big brother, isn't it all meat, so happy to use it?" Shuai Guo asked strangely.
Cut, don't make it clear to him, or you'll be robbed.
After eating the two meatballs, Li Chengqian ate the ribs and meat that he roasted again, and put them on the plate.
The pot over there is also boiling, and the meat in the spine is out of the pot.
Li Chengqian asked people to fish out a small pot, with meat and soup.
He asked people to bring the soup and the roasted meat back to Su Mi.
They didn't come, but we can't forget about them.
The freshly cooked meat of the newly killed pigs has a fresh energy, and I believe that they will eat their tongues when they eat it.
When the queen returned to the palace, she couldn't eat this pork feast, which was a pity.
…… (To be continued......)