Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and the three Taoyuan brothers are all epic heroes in the long history of China, leading an era.

Such a character wore a little yellow coat, picked up nunchucks, and danced break rock at the first Spring Festival Gala of Dahan. This is really a strange story in China for thousands of years.

It's simply not possible.

However, due to Qin Feng's birth, the Han Dynasty descended on him, making the impossible possible.

At the beginning, the audience in the Eastern Han Dynasty was immediately stunned when they saw Liu Bei's three brothers jumping and humming.

However, this epic masterpiece thousands of years later, the rock version of nunchucks is really awesome, and the rock style immediately infected everyone like a virus.

I don't know when, everyone at the scene rocked to the rhythm, shook their heads, and sang together, "Hum Ha Xi!" "It's like eating a head-shaking ball.

The three brothers of Liu Bei looked at the scene cold at first, and they were a little timid. Suddenly, everyone on and off the stage shook their heads and butts with them. They immediately came to the spirit, and they also rocked wildly.

"Huh, hah!" Liu Bei took the time to shout while singing: "Second brother and third brother, look, Your Majesty is swaying, sure enough, this is the finale, Qin Zijin is this guy, it's interesting enough!" ”

So, in this final show, from Emperor Liu Hong of the Han Dynasty to ordinary people, they all swayed. Very happily, under the light effect of oil lamps, the laser effect of the dance hall in later generations was swayed.

And in the whole hall, it has become a song and dance hall for later generations, and the whole people sway together.

"Huh, hah!"

However, when people vented it, they felt that it was really against etiquette, so they immediately began to criticize it one by one. "It's so stupid!"

However, the ancients were still lost in rock and roll, although the three brothers Liu Bei were particularly stupid, but people liked to watch it. So later, whenever people scolded people for being stupid, they would say, "You are as stupid as cheating."

But. What must be determined is that this song Chou Dong's song is a good song and must be a top-notch song. However, there was a wrong era, which was not understood by the ancients, but fortunately, Liu Bei carried the black pot, and Dong Zhou did not lose.

"Stupid!"

"Three soulless brothers!"

"There is no stupidity. Only more stupid! ”

In the boos, the audience grabbed the sugar, melon seeds, red cans of Qin Laoji and other items on the table, and threw them over. And in the box at the heights, there are also heavenly maidens scattering flowers.

"-stirring stick!"

"A grand party was disturbed by Liu Bei!"

Liu Bei was full of heart, and while dodging the attacking debris, he shouted: "Second brother, third brother, what the hell is going on, they were jumping together with joy just now." Why did you turn your face and not recognize people? ”

Guan Yu blushed, stroked five strands of long hair, and stood still. The signature twisting head disdainfully looked, was smashed, and did not move.

Zhang Fei shouted: "The second brother has already said that this show is not good, you see that the audience has understood, why is the eldest brother still obsessed!" ”

Liu Bei suddenly realized, at first he only felt fresh, but he didn't expect it to be inconsistent with the current etiquette. After Liu Bei's enlightenment. shouted: "Don't throw it away, it's a song written by Qin Zijin, and I'm just in charge of the performance." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, the lyrics and music are all named by you. Now it's on Lord Qin? ”

"Smash!"

Bang dang, I saw Liu Guan and Zhang The three brothers waved nunchucks for a while, and after knocking down a lot of red cans Qin Laoji, they couldn't stand it anymore and ran to the backstage one after another.

"Qin Zijin, you ....... Oops! Liu Bei was about to scold, but a can of Qin Laoji flew in and smashed the door.

"Ringworm!" Qin Feng stretched out his thumb, and said in his heart that you can play this badly, I have to admire you. Qin Feng said again: "Fortunately, I had some premonitions, so I asked Ma Riyan to report that it was Liu Bei's repertoire." ”

In fact, Qin Feng gave Liu Bei this show, which was deliberate. Since he began to prepare for the Spring Festival Gala, he remembered too many classic songs in later generations, and being able to watch Liu Bei's three brothers play ordinary nunchucks suddenly became one of Qin Feng's biggest dreams in this life.

Qin Feng knew that the ancients might not be able to stand it, so he put it on Liu Bei's head when he reported the show. However, Qin Feng also knew that this song was a good song and a classic, he looked at the shocked ancients, shook his head and sighed, "The ancients don't know how to appreciate it." He also said: "Dong Zhou, Dong Zhou, accuse, accuse." Change your name and wear it back, and I'll give you an autograph. ”

The reason why he said this was because Qin Feng was the Hongwu Emperor in his previous life, and he traveled back to modern times after his death, but he didn't expect that the empire he created would become the glorious history of China. Because he is exactly the same as the Emperor Hongwu, he starred in "The Emperor Hongwu".

Qin Feng is the Emperor Hongwu himself, how to act, how to act, how to act, so he won the Oscar for Best Male Pig's Feet. is really in the Chinese entertainment industry, and the idols of all artists are hard to find.

Liu Bei returned to the backstage, took off his little yellow clothes as soon as possible, threw nunchucks, and scolded: "Despicable, shameless, Qin Zijin!" It turned out to be not the finale, but it became the finale. I'm angry! ”

When the bell rang on Chinese New Year's Eve, Liu Bei left sadly, full of anger, but his official position was humble and full of helplessness.

In the performance hall, the first Spring Festival Gala of Dahan also came to an end. On this night, people remembered a lot of unforgettable things, including the majestic "Dahan When Self-improvement", and the happy "Counting Treasures? , the tender "Love You for 10,000 Years", and the three Liu Bei brothers who are "not the stupidest, only more stupid".

Emperor Han Ling was still unsatisfied, and said: "Zijin Aiqing, what kind of party will be held next year, the Spring Festival party, the Spring Festival party!" ”

Qin Fengxin said that he would not be promoted to an official. But he also knew that Emperor Han Ling's officials could be sold for money, so Emperor Han Ling had to do it as a last resort, and he never sealed his official position in vain, and it was absolutely no problem to buy it with money. But even if Qin Feng has money, he doesn't bother to buy officials. After all, I once bought an official, and this stain is too big.

Emperor Han Ling also felt embarrassed not to be rewarded, but he couldn't help it, he just said something of concern, and said, "When will Aiqing get married?" ”

Qin Feng was definitely in a temper of plucking, and when he found that Emperor Han Ling took the initiative to reach over, he hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, please make an order to get married tomorrow, how about it?" ”

"Tomorrow?" Everyone was stunned. According to the etiquette, the prince is half a year, the emperor is a year, it seems that Qin Feng's status is like this, let alone three months to prepare.

Just when everyone thought that Emperor Han Ling would not agree. I only heard Emperor Han Ling say: "Tomorrow will be tomorrow, Cai Aiqing, you prepare immediately." ”

Everyone was amazed.

Even Cai Yong couldn't help but scold him secretly. However, Chrysostom said. I can only nod my head in agreement.

Qin Feng was overjoyed and thanked him again and again.

Cai Yan's cheeks were crimson. Xiao Lan'er said to Xiao Yue: "Tomorrow, I will call you Mrs. Yue." ”

Xiao Yue'er also blushed for a while, and she felt that she could marry with Miss. It's really the greatest happiness in my life.

The first Spring Festival Gala of Dahan is over, but there are too many things worth recalling. Cao Cao's "The Great Han Should Be Self-Improvement", Yuan Shao's "Counting Treasures", Liu Bei's "Nunchucks", of course, the most memorable is Qin Feng's "Love You for 10,000 Years".

On this song "Love You for 10,000 Years", that night, how many ladies were beautiful and got under the covers. Affectionately reciting Qin Feng's name. How many little daughters-in-law, young women, burned in the fire, unable to sleep all night.

In the harem, Queen He was alone in the phoenix, her eyes were confused, "Qin Feng, if this palace had met you earlier, she would never have entered this deep ......palace." ”

After the Spring Festival Gala, the music scene of the Eastern Han Dynasty. It has undergone a seismic change. Qin Feng's singing form completely replaced the old singing form, and for a while, the songs made with his singing form were used. Like mushrooms after a rain, it has become popular. In order to distinguish it from the old form of singing, the songs in the form of Qin Feng's singing are called pop songs.

After Qin Feng heard the name of the pop song later, he fell headlong into the case. The term "pop song" came from in the heart, and that's how the co-author came about.

Although the status of musicians was very low in the Eastern Han Dynasty. But Qin Feng's reputation spread through musicians all over the world. As a result, Qin Feng had to take the title of Yuefu Lesheng in addition to the new Confucian sage. For a while, Qin Feng became a god in the hearts of musicians, and thus became an idol in the hearts of thousands of singers. The singers of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the biggest wish of Pingsheng is to be able to see the side of the saint, if they can dedicate themselves, it will be even better.

With the successful conclusion of the Han Spring Festival Gala, as the program spread all over the world, for a while, the world's cross talk, sketches, two-person transfers and other entertainment elements in later generations flourished.

Later, the modern archaeological team dug up an ancient tomb of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and when he saw "selling abduction" and "loving you for 10,000 years", the old archaeological professor was immediately frightened. What Uncle Benshan, Brother Hua was soon taken to tea by the authorities, and they were all scared, and they all said that there was no tomb robbery, let alone piracy.

The authorities were puzzled and could only marvel that the car had been hit for more than a thousand years.

As a result, both later generations and the Eastern Han Dynasty regarded Qin Feng as the originator of the entertainment industry and worshiped him every day. For a time, under the leadership of the originator, in the turbulent times of the late Eastern Han Dynasty, the entertainment industry has developed vigorously, and it has immediately advanced by leaps and bounds for thousands of years.

And Qin Feng not only broke the entertainment circle of the Eastern Han Dynasty, but also broke the shackles of etiquette and religion at that time, and immediately got married.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the second day of the Lunar New Year is the third day of the Lunar New Year.

On the first day of this 185 year, Qin Feng ushered in the most important moment of his life, which was to marry his daughter-in-law.

Early in the morning, the Luoyang Mansion was surrounded by people, and it was really full of traffic and crowds. All the officials have arrived, and Luoyang City is empty, and there are too many people coming, so they have to line up to congratulate. Qin Feng will set out from here and marry his daughter-in-law back to his tun, Qinjiatun.

That's really, "My cave room is in that ......, the door is plugged in and the light is pulled, and the triangle is pulled down, hey?" What's wrong with it? ”。

And early in the morning, Cai's mansion was also colorful, Cai Yong came out to take a look, good guys, all people, and exclaimed: "Why are so many people here?" ”

The old housekeeper Cai Lin trembled excitedly and said: "Master, my uncle's popularity is too strong, the whole city is empty, and all the alleys in the city are crowded into the Luoyang Mansion, and those who don't squeeze in are all crowded here." ”

"Master Cai, you have a good uncle!"

"Lord Qin has been together for a hundred years, and Miss Cai gave birth to a noble son early!"

In the call, Cai Yong felt more faced.

(Today's update is all in place, in fact, it should have been in place a long time ago, and the spelling word was forgotten for a while.) Why spell? It's for about ten o'clock in the evening, for the silver alliance, the new brothers, and ten chapters are issued in a row.

Well, it's been many years, and I haven't fought like this. Today, fight! (To be continued.) )