0008, deception is the norm

Unexpectedly, Jia Xu, who was originally calm, suddenly stared at Liu Yu unexpectedly at this time, and a sentence slowly popped out of his mouth without knowing whether it was true or false:

"I've been waiting for a long time, why don't you have me?"

"Yes, yes," Liu Yu was overjoyed, hurriedly reached into the bag, and groped in it for a long time, and finally touched something, and sent it to the road:

"This is a magic paper produced overseas, which is very convenient and fast to write, and it is easy to carry. The so-called sword gives the hero, and the magic pen gives the song, so this thing belongs to Mr. ”

Sure enough, Jia Xu, who was not moved, suddenly had a smile on his face when he heard that it was something involved in the case. When Liu Yu was a good person to the end, he opened the notebook and wrote a Jia character on it with a ballpoint pen, this old poison was finally completely conquered, and he quickly put it in his arms and thanked him repeatedly. When Cai Yong and Handan Chun heard the words, they wanted to lend a look, but they refused to cover it to death.

At this time, a group of family members just stewed the rice they brought with them in a pot, and some unknown vegetable leaves were thrown on it, and they couldn't even see a little oil star, so they presented it tastelessly and tastelessly, and a group of people began to drink loudly.

After eating a few bites, Liu Yu really couldn't bear it, and when he saw Cai Yong and Handan Chun quietly touching out their own food, even Jia Xu took out a piece of cake from his arms and chewed it. So, he simply generously took out a piece of compressed biscuit prepared for himself, crunched, crunched and eaten.

Hearing the sound, everyone raised their heads, looked around, and immediately focused on Liu Yu.

"What kind of artifact is this, it creaks, it looks good, the old man tastes it-"

Cai Yong said, snatched it honestly and unceremoniously, picked off a piece of shame in his mouth, and soon there was a sound.

His action immediately attracted two other robbers, and their actions were even more rude, directly one and a half, snatching more than half of the exposed biscuits from Liu Yu's hands, and then hiding to the side and munching on them.

Liu Yu saw the residue that was less than the size of his thumb that had survived, and suddenly became angry:

"Please, even the landlord's family doesn't have much food in stock. Do you know that I let you eat all the good ones, and I will leave the worst piece for myself to eat, and you will rob it, do you still have a conscience? Besides, I also eat once less in this bag! ”

It's a pity that he yelled and yelled for a long time, and not a single guy who paid attention to him.

Seeing that there was no effect, Liu Yu suddenly gritted his teeth, stared at Handan Chunyin and laughed:

"Mr. Zi, can you come here?"

"What for?" Handan Chun was very vigilant, staring at his eyes and not moving.

Liu Yu had no choice but to shake his head, grabbed a blade of grass next to him and put it in his mouth, and said vaguely:

"I forgot to tell Mr. SΓΉ before, the two things in your arms are not long-lasting, and they are not heat-resistant, so-"

Handan Chun's eyes rolled a few times, and then his complexion suddenly changed, he reached into his arms, looked down, and suddenly his eyes opened, and he screamed in his mouth, and jumped up.

"Shaft, Xiao'er, why do you hide it and don't report it, and only say bad things, what is your intention!"

Liu Yu honestly spread his hands and said: "I'm not an immortal, so many things have happened, I can remember everything." ”

Cai Yong and Jia Xu also hurriedly ran over, took a look, and immediately frowned in distress:

I saw that the corn cob that I had been cherishing before, the attractive golden yellow was long gone, wrinkled, and faintly exuded a sour smell, obviously inedible.

And the so-called dark chocolate, which was originally square and angular, is now like a lump of cow, sticking to the palm of the hand and disgusting.

Cai Yong and Handan Chun's poems, books and music have been friends for many years and know their temperament well. And this time he came for Zhaoji's business, so he glared at Liu Yu, and hurriedly stepped forward to persuade him gently, but before he choked, this guy pulled out his sword, screamed, and wiped it off his neck-

Damn, Liu Yu knew that he had caused a big disaster. Why are the people in the Three Kingdoms like this?

Jia Xu was also shocked, but fortunately, he thought of the key person at once, and immediately pointed at Hu Che'er and shouted:

"Quick, hurry up and grab the sword of the gentleman!"

Hu Che'er agreed, but there was no time, and it was already a few feet away. Liu Yu saw it clearly, and suddenly he was so blessed that he shouted loudly:

"Mr. Zi, stop quickly! I can give you another copy of these two things. ”

Handan Chun really moved when he heard the sound, and the long sword in his hand rested on his neck, and he stopped suddenly.

"Really, if you deceive me again, this long sword will not be directed at you but at you!"

Liu Yu nodded, and said with a dry mouth:

"Rest assured, there will be no more deception. But I have to say it first, I don't have these two things in stock anymore, you have to wait a while. ”

"As long as you answer it yourself, what's the matter if you wait a while."

Handan Chun slowly put down his sword, walked back and forth a few steps, and suddenly smiled:

"You say you're not an immortal, you're not an immortal, who is an immortal. Hmph, when we are all milky children, look at the big man, who can take out a thing in your hand? ”

Jia Xu listened to it all over, and then his face turned dark, and he glanced at Handan Chun, who was still talking like a river, folded his hands, walked back to the fire silently, picked up the earthen bowl and drank it with his head down.

Cai Yong looked at Jia Xu strangely, came up and grabbed Handan Chun's saber and said hatefully:

"Uncle Zi, are you dizzy when you hurt your parents' body for something outside your body? If there is a next time, the old man will definitely cut off his robe with you and stand at the same table! ”

Handan Chun was stunned for a moment, and then took a deep look, and then said:

"Brother Bo forgot it, you and I repaid my words, half a hundred in this life, seeing the decline of the Han Dynasty, thousands of miles in the red field, I knew that I would live half my life in vain. Today, a son descended from the sky, holding auspicious rui in his hand, for you and my brother, isn't it the destiny of heaven? I heard that corn is also a staple food overseas, and countless people can live when hungry and full. Therefore, I want to take this as a seed, slowly draw it, and wait for time, why worry about my big man not having a full granary, and everyone has food! ”

"I've been taught," Cai Yong listened, suddenly took a few steps back, straightened his clothes, and bowed respectfully.

It turned out that this was the case, no wonder he had always refused to eat the corn, and his ambitions were so high. It seems that I still underestimated the ancients.

Thinking of this, Liu Yu suddenly said loudly:

"Mr. Zi, although the corn is sour, there is another way to eat it. Why don't we go to the campfire, and I'll show you two gentlemen, so that you can never forget it after eating. ”

"Yes, and such a thing?"

The two of them immediately lifted their spirits and ran after Liu Yu.

When he came to the fire, Handan Chun took out the corn cob, and Liu Yu personally rinsed it with water, so he confidently threw it into the fire and rolled it for a few minutes. After a while, there was a crackling sound, and the unique fragrance of the grain spread.