What's going on, the eldest grandson hurts the eggs, if you have something to say, which one to play! He saw Li Er and his father stabbing him with that eye at this time, if he didn't handle it well, it wasn't his fault, and his ass would still be beaten!

Changsun Chong hurriedly dodged, reached out to help Xiao Yu, and asked the old man with gray hair and beard to kneel for him, Changsun Chong was really a little unbearable.

I only heard Xiao Yu say loudly: "Please accept the apprenticeship!"

The eldest grandson Chong was so frightened that he retreated again and again, and sat on the ground with his ass, I said Uncle Xiao, are you mistaken, you are so old, you actually worship me as a teacher, don't you roast me on the fire!

Xiao Yu knelt on the ground and couldn't stand it, chattering: "Tianxingjian, a gentleman is constantly striving for self-improvement." The terrain is good, and the gentleman carries things with virtue. I prides myself on being full of wealth and determination, but it is only then that I realize that I have spent decades in vain, and I really understand the true meaning. The quality of human beings is not determined by external objects, but by human beings themselves. Master, the philosophy I just mentioned, the dialectic of internal and external causes, is like an initiation, and it suddenly becomes clear. Master, although he is young, Confucius has long said that if you are a threesome, you must have my teacher, we just hear the Tao in order, no matter how old or young, this kind of opinion is above me, and it is enough to start a sect! ”

Changsun Chong was completely stupid, he just memorized a political and philosophical question that he had done in modern times, but he didn't expect that someone could feel the anger of Wang Ba, and his tiger body was shocked, and he wanted to worship him as a teacher.

Looking at Xiao Yu, who was crying with a handful of snot and tears, Cheng Yanjin had always been open-mouthed, and whispered to Wei Chigong beside him: "Could it be that this old man Xiao is crazy?"

Xiao Yu got up and scolded angrily: "You're crazy, your whole family is crazy!" ”

Holy, that's fine! The eldest grandson got up in a hurry and said, "Lord Xiao, if you have something to say, the kid can't afford it!" ”

"Deserved, deserved!" Xiao Yu lay on the ground and didn't get up, "If you promise to accept me as an apprentice, I'll get up." ”

The eldest grandson Chong didn't dare to respond to this, this Xiao Yu's temper was stinky and hard, Emperor Yang of Sui was his brother-in-law, he talked back and was punished by demotion and demotion to the official; became Li Er's courtier, and he has experienced five strikes, and he has not been a peaceful person in his life, if he has a close master-apprentice relationship with such a person, then his eldest grandson Chong's good name is the end. You must know that the relationship between master and apprentice in ancient times is similar to the relationship between father and son, he dare not and cannot accept it!

The eldest grandson Chong looked at Li Er on the dragon chair, and then at his father, the eldest grandson Wuji, and asked for help.

Li Er didn't know where to persuade him, so he had to ask the eldest grandson Wuji with his eyes to take care of your son.

The eldest grandson Wuji stiffened his head, stepped forward to pull Xiao Yu, and said, "Lord Xiao, you better get up, you kneel here at this age, isn't this a torment!" You are a person who is rigorous in learning, so you can learn from each other from now on, and you don't need to apprentice. ”

This Xiao Yu is much older than the eldest grandson Wuji, Li Er, and the eldest grandson Wuji felt that his scalp was numb as he spoke, how could he be entangled by this hard bone.

In theory, Xiao Yu's identity is no matter how noble it is, for example, he is the son of heaven in the Liang Dynasty, the younger brother of the queen of the Sui Dynasty, the left servant of Shangshu, and the son of heaven. And this Xiao Yu has always cherished his feathers, why is he so embarrassed today?

Xiao Yu was in a hurry, knelt on the ground and pretended to be a dead dog, and if he didn't agree, he wouldn't get up.

"Hey······ Xiao Aiqing!······" Li Er didn't know what to say, worried that Xiao Yu would be stimulated, and at this time, the little eunuch came up from behind and whispered a few words in Zhou He's ear.

Zhou He's eyes lit up, and the little eunuch came over and said that Li Gang was here, this Li Gang was much older than Xiao Yu, and he could also say a few heavy words, not to mention that Xiao Yuping respected Li Gang very much.

Zhou He hurriedly said in Li Er's ear, Li Er was overjoyed, and said, "Hurry up and invite Li Lao Aiqing to come in!" ”

As soon as the eldest grandson Chong saw Li Gang come in, he was so excited that he almost burst into tears, he was almost roasted by Xiao Yu, an old boy, at this moment, Li Gang, the master, was closer than his father.

"Master!" Changsun Chong hurriedly saluted Li Gang, and his earnest little eyes made Li Gang smile bitterly, and he didn't see this Changsun Chong relying on him so much.

Li Gang already knew from Zhou He that Xiao Yu wanted to worship Changsun Chong as his teacher, how could this be done? As for the reason, Zhou He didn't have time to say, and he didn't know, so let's persuade people to talk about it now.

Before Li Gang could come back to his senses, Xiao Yu knelt on the ground and shouted, "Master!"

Xiao Yu's title doesn't matter, Li Er almost fell off the dragon chair, and accidentally pulled off several of his beards; The ministers almost didn't stand firm and fell on their heels. However, they also sighed in their hearts, this Xiao Yu's skin and face are too thick, and the kung fu of climbing up the pole is not comparable to ordinary people.

Cheng Biting Jin prides himself on being thick-skinned, but in front of Xiao Yu, he thinks that he is willing to bow down and admit second.

Li Gang stumbled, and the eldest grandson Chong hurriedly helped Li Gang and said, "Master, be careful!"

Li Gang judged the situation, now Li Er is not good at speaking, what the eldest grandson Wuji said, Xiao Yu didn't listen, since he came, it was about his disciples, he couldn't help but come out.

The inheritance of the master is very important, and Li Gang is also ready to let Changsun Chong inherit his knowledge, but this Xiao Yu has been finalized and is not suitable to be Changsun Chong's apprentice, and Xiao Yu's age is here.

"Lord Xiao, Chong'er is my disciple, but after all, he is young and his foundation is unstable, and the old man feels that it is inappropriate to accept an apprentice at this time, which will affect his future progress. Since Lord Xiao insists on entering Chong'er's door, if Lord Xiao doesn't dislike it, you can worship the old man as a teacher, so that you are senior brothers, fellow senior brothers, and you should have the opportunity to learn from each other, I don't know if this is possible? Li Gang could only think of this compromise method for the time being, and the matter was settled.

When Xiao Yu heard this, his eyes rolled and he said, "Meet the master!" After standing up, "Hello senior brother! ”

Eldest Sun Chong hurriedly returned the salute and said, "Lord Xiao is much older than me, so let me call you senior brother!" ”

When Xiao Yu heard this, she couldn't help but be overjoyed and said, "Hello junior brother! ”

Changsun Chong had a feeling of being deceived, as if this Xiao Yu had already calculated that there would be such a result, and after a while, Changsun Chong had changed from a master to a senior brother, and then to a junior brother. Thinking about it carefully, such a result was still his eldest grandson Chong crying and shouting for it, he knew that even if he didn't be a master, it would be good to be a senior brother, who made him cheap, and he was willing to be a junior brother.

Seeing Xiao Yu's beautiful old man Danfeng's eyes flashing with radiant light, he could be 10,000 percent sure that he had been fooled. Not only did the eldest grandson Chong see it, but Li Er's ministers also saw it.

"Today, I say that the senior brother has offended a lot, please also ask the master, the junior brother is not strange, I will definitely set up a banquet at home to entertain the younger brother, and apologize to the senior brother and the younger brother." Xiao Yu said with a smile, and the person who cried so much just now that he cried a handful of tears is simply two people.

Li Gang saw that Xiao Yu had already called him Shizun, and as soon as he said it, it was difficult for the horse to chase, so he had to nod and say: "Very good, you have to change your surname that is difficult for strong people in the future." ”

Xiao Yu said again and again: "What the master taught is that the disciples should remember!" ”

Changsun Chong now has to admire Xiao Yu, he is too affectionate, no wonder he will be dismissed five times, this cheeky is thick enough, turning his face is as fast as turning a book; can bend and stretch, no wonder whether it is in the Sui Dynasty or the Tang Dynasty, he can be a high-ranking official and seal the country, this kind of ability is really not comparable to ordinary people. If Xiao Yu admits the second, no one dares to admit the first.

Wei Zheng was very surprised, although his surname was straightforward, but his face was not as thick as Xiao Yu, he only felt that the eldest grandson Chong was reasonable, that is, he sighed that he was a young talent, and he was very clever, where would he think of apprenticeship.

Comparing the two, Xiao Yu's calculations had already thrown Wei Zheng out of the eight streets, and he had long understood that his identity and status determined that it was safest for him and his descendants to take the road of learning. Ordinary literati can already guarantee safety, but if a family is prosperous for a long time, it must have the ability to be worthy of leaving a name in history.

He thinks that he has been smart since he was a child, and he is familiar with the books of hundreds of schools, but he reads other people's books, not his own. He just saw hope in a series of justifications from Changsun Chong, now that there is Confucianism, why can't there be philosophy? And this philosophy sounds very profound, and it must be able to make a difference.

Although Li Er didn't guess very thoroughly, he didn't think it was a bad thing, but today he saw the cheekiness of this old horseman, it turned out that he had quarreled with him before, but this old horseman was clumsy. If this old man pretended to be a dead dog every time he was a scoundrel, Li Er really couldn't do anything to him.

"Xiao Aiqing, what are you doing today, you can locate and despise the court, what crime should you be guilty of?" is about to go down to the court, if Li Er doesn't make a sound again, it is estimated that everyone thinks that this court is a dining hall, and they don't take him seriously, this is the court, the place of the court, not a bullshit apprenticeship ceremony.

Xiao Yu apprenticed to his teacher, and his apprentice succeeded, but he didn't care about Li Er's difficulties at all, and said: "Weichen Meng Lang is not in agreement, but he doesn't have a big mouth, and he is willing to be punished for a year to set an example!" ”

Li Er saw that Xiao Yu was rarely so obedient, so he gave him the stairs down, so he let Xiao Yu go this time.

Eldest Sun Chong followed behind Eldest Sun Wuji, not knowing whether to be angry or happy. However, being put on a position by Xiao Yu, an old boy, made the eldest grandson Wuji unhappy, and he actually calculated it on his son.

However, he is now more concerned about the dialectics that his son said, which seems to sound promising, and his son can worship Li Gang as a teacher, and he has already shouted that his ancestors are smoking; If this is a family of its own and becomes a generation of grandmasters, then it will really be a glorious lintel.

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