Chapter Seventy-Three: Super Famous Dish - Fat Sashimi (Spoof with caution.)
ps: First of all, I'm sorry, the book friend complained that the little brother was too spoofed, and the little brother was criticized and educated, but the little brother also wanted to explain;
In this era of "wearing out" the Three Kingdoms, the younger brother tries to write some new ideas, hoping to show some novel ideas for book friends, but the younger brother is a novice, sometimes the style changes too much, so that the book friends are cold, for which the little brother can only say sorry and correct!
Of course, let's read this chapter first!
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successfully defeated Dong Feifei, a bad catering industry boss, if you want to say who has the greatest credit, the first recommendation is Li Su, this kid has a lotus tongue, and a bunch of shit can be said to be "Youdou Meal" (a kind of food in the island country, in fact, it is the poop of a small pot friend);
The second is Lu Bu, a super thug, who said that chopping off Dong Feifei's head will not chop his ass, and when others are still worried about Dong Feifei's invulnerable inner armor, Comrade Donkey Dedication has learned to attack weak points and chop off people's heads;
followed by the combination of Wang Yun and his righteous daughter Diao Chan, it was precisely because they spared no effort to sow discord that Dong Feifei hung up in vain;
After the fat fat died, these people cried happily, and after the crying passed, they began to think about "raising" the fat fat for so long, and now they are discussing what to make him into for the world to watch;
Some people say: Fat intestines! I rub! No, no, we have to ensure the integrity of the ingredients, and besides, the fat intestines will be rancid in a day, and we must make a famous dish that can be watched for a long time!
After discussing and discussing, Lu Bu deserved to be the first chef in the world, and finally decided to make the fat fat into an "oil lamp sashimi", put the fat and fat red strips, and put them on the "exhibition hall of the East Market", and put the lit lamp on his navel.
At this time, someone reported to Wang Yun, "There are people in the East Market Exhibition Hall who are holding 'fat sashimi' and don't let go!" Cry out loud! Is this still a good thing, can anyone insult such a "famous dish"? Check it out! Wang Yun decided at that time that he must teach that person a lesson;
Who is this man who is weeping? The world-famous "food taster" - Cai Yong is also!
"Let it go! ——", Wang Yun shouted: "Why are you crying? ”
Cai Yong: "I've never seen such a good dish!" I can't help it! ”
"You wicked fellow! Do you want to eat? Tell you, this is not for sale! Wang Yun scolded angrily: "Do you know how much this dish is worth?" It's not worth selling you! It's all broken for you! Pull it down! Send it to the court, and you will be charged with a crime against property! ”
Cai Yong shouted: "It's okay to send me to the court, let me record this dish in the 'Famous Recipe' (Records of Historical Works)!" ”
At that time, Ma Riyan, the retired general manager of Liu's Group, pleaded for Cai Yong: "Bo Jiao is a world-famous chef, and many people admire him very much.
Wang Yun said disdainfully: "An evil man who writes evil books... I must be sentenced to death by the court! ”
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Wang Yun did two major things in his life, one was to kill Dong Zhuo, and the other was to kill Cai Yong; It is right to kill Dong Zhuo, but it is wrong to kill Cai Yong;
At that time, the old lady Ma Riyan once said to others with emotion: "I'm afraid Wang Yun's method won't work!" Treating talents well is the lifeblood of a country's maintenance and development, and allowing national classics to be circulated is the guarantee of attaching importance to the national system and creation. Nowadays, can a person like Wang Yun who does not pay attention to talents, cut off the lifeblood of the country, and hinder the circulation of national classics for a long time? ”
Cai Yong, a poor generation of celebrities, finally died unjustly in prison. After that, hundreds of civil and military officials and scholars talked about Cai Yong's death, and Wang Yun really understood that Cai Yong was indeed guilty of not dying, and he regretted it.
To say that killing Cai Yong was only the first time Wang Yun fainted, but the second time he fainted, that is, after Dong Zhuo's death, Wang Yun was capricious and extremely imprudent in how to arrange and deal with his old department, and this was the most important and direct reason why Wang Yun finally perished.
The main reason for his faint tricks is his mentality, as the primary hero of the killing of national thieves, Wang Yun is naturally indispensable to the reward of the imperial court and the praise of the people. As a result, Wang Yun's attitude began to change, and he seemed to be a little fluttering, he didn't care about anyone or anything, he didn't care, and even took pride in his achievements, controlling the government of the Han Dynasty, everyone had to listen to him, stubborn, and didn't listen to people's advice.
When dealing with Dong Zhuo's old ministry in Xiliang, he first wanted to pardon all Dong Zhuo's subordinates, but then explained to his ministers: "Originally, they were not guilty, but they couldn't help themselves and followed Dong Zhuo, so they had to obey Dong Zhuo's dispatch and made a mistake. Now, if they are suddenly accused of rebellion, and they are specifically pardoned, I am afraid that they will be suspicious and fearful, and their minds will not be able to bear it, so it is not the best way to reassure them of their innocence, and it is better to let them bear the punishment. ”
The Liangzhou soldiers are Dong Zhuo's descendants, with strong combat effectiveness and loyalty to Dong Zhuo. After Dong Zhuo's death, how to deal with the Liangzhou soldiers was a major matter related to Wang Yun himself and the Eastern Han regime. Wang Yun attempted to deprive the generals of the Liangzhou army, ban all the Liangzhou soldiers, and planned to use the Kwantung soldiers to control them.
But later, someone said to Wang Yun: "The Liangzhou soldiers have always been afraid of Yuan Shao and the Kwantung soldiers, but now, if the Kwantung soldiers are sent to disband them, everyone in the Liangzhou soldiers will be worried about their lives, and it will be easy to cause mutiny and chaos." It is better to appoint Huangfu Yizhen as a general, to serve as the commander of Liangzhou, and let him stay there for a long time in order to appease the army. ”
Wang Yun resolutely opposed it when he heard it, now he didn't want people to steal his limelight, especially an important minister of the Han family like Huangfu Song, otherwise how could he highlight his importance? He immediately objected: "This is absolutely not possible, the Kwantung soldiers are anti-Dong Zhuo's volunteers, and we are on the same line, now that Dong Zhuo is dead, if we continue to station them in a dangerous place, although the Liangzhou soldiers have been appeased, but the Kwantung soldiers will understand that we don't pay attention to them." ”
Note! At this time, a person appeared, Jia Xu and Jia Wenhe, known as "poisoners"! He said to Li Dao and Guo Yan, who were in control of the two most powerful Western Liang army forces at that time: "If you run away now, a pavilion chief can catch you at that time, it is better to let out the news, gather all the soldiers and horses in Liangzhou, and counterattack Chang'an, even if it is not successful, when the soldiers and horses are in hand, Chang'an will not dare to force too much, and it is not too late to go at that time." ”
It was this plan that plunged Chang'an into a year-long chaos, I don't know how many people died, and the name of the poisoner, he Jia Wenhe deservedly! In order to survive, this is a person who dares to risk the condemnation of the world;
Li Dao and Guo Yan listened to his advice and let out the rumors: Wang Yun wants to disband the Liangzhou Legion!
After the people of Liangzhou heard the news that Wang Yun wanted to disband the Liangzhou soldiers, they spread rumors everywhere that Wang Yun was going to kill all the Liangzhou people. The generals of the Liangzhou soldiers had already become frightened birds, and they were deeply worried about their future, and when they learned that Wang Yun was going to cut their military power and disband the Liangzhou soldiers, they were even more alarmed.
The desperate Liangzhou soldiers pondered: Anyway, it is better to die than to die. So they quickly gathered their troops, prepared to take advantage of the opportunity, and told each other that Cai Yong had just received a little favor from Dong Zhuo, and Wang Yun killed him indiscriminately. Not only did he not have the slightest intention of forgiveness for us, but he wanted to deprive us of our military rights and put us to death. We have no choice but to join forces.
In the end, under the leadership of Li Dao and Guo Yan, the Liangzhou Army counterattacked Chang'an, and more than 100,000 Liangzhou Xiaojian broke through Chang'an.
Under this turmoil, the dynamics of several people are very interesting, first of all, Dong Zhuo's son-in-law Niu Fu was killed by his subordinate Hu Chi'er, took his family property and defected to Lu Bu, Lu Bu was very disgusted with such a person, and killed him again;
Li Su, a man with a lotus tongue, was also killed by Lu Bu because of his poor performance in the battle against Li Dao and Guo Yan;
Li Ru, Dong Zhuo's other son-in-law, disappeared without a trace and disappeared out of thin air!
Wang Yun is also dead...
The eventual demise of the Eastern Han Dynasty was an irreversible historical inevitability. In this specific historical context, Wang Yun is full of talent and ambition to save the dangerous situation, and he continues to work hard. He was meritorious: he not only stabilized the regime, but also alleviated the general outbreak of many crises in the late Eastern Han Dynasty to a certain extent.
However, in the process of continuing his efforts to restore the heroism of the Great Han, Wang Yun failed, and in addition to objectively irresistible reasons, there were also his own subjective mistakes. Although the Eastern Han Dynasty could not escape the fate of overturning in the end, Wang Yun's buffering role in trying to change this fate cannot be ignored.