After the rainstorm, the capital is rarely cool, the grapes are crawling all over the shelves, and among the green leaves, there are clusters of green fruits, which are greedily absorbing nutrients, waiting to expand.

Four young people sat under the grape trellis, talking and laughing, and one of the youngest suddenly laughed: "Drinking wine under the grape trellis is cool!" By the way, Brother Yicheng, I thought of a riddle, do you want to try it? ”

Cao Dazhang smiled, "Just let the horse come over, but I want to see if I can rise when I become Hanlin!" ”

Jiang Yilin pondered for a while, then said with a smile: "My riddle is: God knows that I have, the earth knows that I don't have it, people know that I have it, and I know that I don't have it." ”

"There's something interesting about this riddle." Cao Dazhang frowned, he couldn't think of it for a while, and his eyes couldn't help but glance at Wang Shizhen, who was drinking. But Wang Shizhen didn't bother to pay attention to him at all, and her mind was on wine.

"Hmph, with my own ability, I can do the same!" Cao Dazhang's eyes rolled, and he suddenly exclaimed, "I know!" ”

"Then tell me!"

"It's easy!" Cao Dazhang said mysteriously: "It's the eunuch who just entered the palace!" ”

Poof!

Jiang Yilin sprayed Cao Dazhang in the face with a sip of wine, Pang Yuan couldn't help laughing, and Wang Shizhen was also suffocated from internal injuries. Cao Dazhang hurriedly grabbed the handkerchief, wiped his face and neck, and said angrily: "I guessed the riddle correctly, you don't have to retaliate against me like this, right?" ”

"Right? Brother Cheng, your face is bigger than the desktop! How could I come up with such a vulgar riddle. ”

Cao Dazhang quit, slapped the table, and said angrily: "If you don't believe it, let everyone comment on the reason." ”

"Okay, who's afraid of whom!"

These two goods competed, Pang Yuan said in a low voice: "Brother Yicheng, the first two sentences of the riddle are 'God knows I have, and the earth knows that I don't', can you tell me about it?" ”

"Why can't you, I ask you to look at the eunuch from above. It's a normal person, so God thinks I have it. ”

"What about the land?"

"It's simpler, if you look at it from the ground, you can't see it, so the earth knows what I don't have!"

Poof, Pang Yuan spurted blood. Fall.

Wang Shizhen couldn't help but ask: "How do you explain the last two sentences?" ”

Cao Dazhang said with a smile: "It's simpler, the eunuch who has just entered the palace is no different from a normal person, so people know that I have it, and as for whether there is one, naturally I know it!" ”

"So, my riddle is absolutely correct." Cao Dazhang summed up seriously.

After being silent for almost a minute, Jiang Yilin's little face turned red, and he pounced on him with a snort. He Cao Dazhang chased around the grape trellis, and laughter spread throughout the yard.

At this time, Tang Yi and his father walked out of it, Tang Yi was still holding a few bowls of dried fruits in his hands, and said with a smile as he walked: "The dried apricot persimmon cake is icy, and the lotus root slices are cut into another layer." Persuade Er to add three or two more bowls, and Baojun has diarrhea and frequent toilets. Let's try it, everybody. ”

Tang Yi put a bowl in front of everyone, but Jiang Yilin was still puffing up and pushed his hand. He said angrily: "Okay, you have to help me administer justice." A bully surnamed Cao! ”

"Oh?" Tang Yi asked shyly, "There's nothing to lose, right?" ”

"Where do you want to go?" Jiang Yilin gave Tang Yi a punch and told the riddle just now, Tang Yi took a breath and said, "Why do I think what Brother Yicheng said is also right?" ”

"Oh yes, I'm talking about my own socks!"

Jiang Yilin was furious and took off his shoes. The pungent smell was simply better than Resident Evil, even Tang Shen couldn't stand it, and scolded with a smile: "You want to kill people, there are no scary feet on the battlefield!" ”

Jiang Yilin put on his shoes and complained: "It's not that you two are to blame. I had to train with Qingzhuang, and after more than ten days, I didn't kill a Tartar, but I wore out my socks. Think of a riddle and make you laugh, why am I so unlucky! ”

Looking at Jiang Yilin's angry appearance, Cao Dazhang said apologetically: "Actually, you don't have to be sad, it's much more unlucky than you."

"Who?"

"For example, our mentor, Xu Ge Lao." Cao Dazhang said with a wry smile.

Just this morning, news suddenly came that Xu Jie, because of his meritorious service in defending the city, was promoted to the rank of scholar of Wuyingdian University, rewarded a pair of jade Ruyi, and was given a python robe.

Hearing this news, Xu Jie's faction, plus his protégés and former officials, were overjoyed, isn't His Majesty going to replace Yan Ge Lao with Xu Ge Lao?

The good mood didn't last for two hours, and then came down again, and the old Yan Ge was promoted to the rank of scholar of the temple, and he also gave a plaque: Loyalty is commendable!

If you want to say that Xu Ge Lao has worked hard and has been promoted, Yan Ge Lao has not done anything, and even lost serious points in the matter of me answering the Kou, how can he be rewarded, Your Majesty is not crazy?

Cao Dazhang and Jiang Yilin both have this suspicion.

Tang Yi held a big bowl of dried fruits, ate them happily, and said vaguely: "Elder Yan Ge gave His Majesty a generous gift!" ”

"How thick? Can it be compared to thousands of human heads? Jiang Yilin asked unconvinced.

"Hehe, in His Majesty's heart, it's really comparable, and even surpasses."

Hearing what Tang Yi said, everyone became interested and asked, "What kind of treasure is it?" ”

"Big baby, magic medicine!"

Cao Dazhang pursed his lips and said in disappointment: "Are there still few people who have given Pokémon to His Majesty over the years, and what tricks can Elder Yan Ge come up with?" ”

"Don't raise the bar yet, that thing is called Afoet!"

"What?" Wang Shizhen exclaimed, "Could it be that the gold is not fake, and Awei has no real magic medicine Awei?" ”

Tang Yi nodded, Jiang Yilin and Pang Yuan had never heard of it, and couldn't help but look at Wang Shizhen, the leader of the literary alliance had seen people, and kept talking to everyone.

Legend has it that a young unmarried girl, with a wealthy family, consumed all kinds of precious medicinal supplements since she was a child, and died of a sudden illness before she became an adult. If it is a long-term illness and death, there is not enough true qi, and "Ahui" will not grow, obviously Sister Lin will not become. Secondly, the deceased must also be buried in a feng shui treasure that can ensure that the body does not decompose for decades.

After the creation of magic, after a few years of luck to dig out, there will be a black object on the corpse, the magic medicine Afoetsu can live dead flesh and bones, compared to any Ganoderma lucidum Shouwu is 10,000 times more precious, "Zengguang Xianwen" records: "Gold is not fake, Afoetum is not true", the magic medicine only exists in legends, almost no one has seen it.

Elder Yan Ge suddenly offered Ah Wei, and also fooled Tao Zhongwen Tao Tianshi to tell Jiajing that this is a gift from heaven, as long as he practices into an elixir, it is enough for His Majesty to advance his thousand-year-old skills, soar in the daytime, and become an immortal.

Jiajing, who was obsessed with cultivating immortals, was not interested, and immediately asked people to cut a small piece and feed it to a sick dog, not to mention, after more than an hour, the sick dog was jumping and jumping happily, and Jiajing was ecstatic to see it, and when he was happy, he actually added an official position to Yan Song.

After figuring out what had happened, everyone present had a strong sense of absurdity.

"Pity the front seat in the middle of the night, don't ask the common people to ask the ghosts and gods." Pang Yuan gritted his back molars and said: "Fighting bloodily and serving the country and the people, it's not as good as any bullshit miracle medicine, no, I want to go to the book and impeach Yan Song!" ”

"Don't make a mess!" Tang Yi pressed Pang Yuan.

"A Mr. Jiaoshan is thanks to my answer, otherwise if you don't come out, you will cause trouble again."

Pang Yuan was suppressed, but everyone was indignant and angry.

I really can't imagine that the Yan Party, who thought it was crumbling, actually relied on bullshit magic medicine and salted fish to turn over, does the Ming Dynasty still make sense?

Everyone just chatted a few words hastily, shook their heads and dispersed, and only Tang Yi and Dad were left.

"Yi'er, Yan Dang is not so easy to pass, right?"

"Daddy Shengming." Tang Yi smiled bitterly: "We fought a battle, and Elder Yan Ge was not idle, and the battle of others is not much more delicate than ours." ”

It turned out that after the battle was over, after I replied to retreat, the whole dynasty was up and down, and the praise for Xu Jie and Tang Shen became more and more, and later it even developed to the extent of numbness, saying that Xu Jie's merits covered the universe, Tang Shen used soldiers like gods, and linked these two with Yu Qian, who defended Kyoto, and said that their merits were better than humble, and His Majesty should reward them and clean up people's hearts.

One person said this, two people said this, hundreds of officials are in this tone, and the more Jiajing looks at it, the more awkward he feels. How did Yu Qian become famous? It was not the change of Tumubao, Yingzong was captured, and the dragons were leaderless, Yu Qianli overrode the public opinion, assisted the new monarch to ascend the throne, resisted the Mongol army, and kept the safety of the capital.

If Xu Jie is Yu Qian, then who is Yingzong? Could it be that I have no way to govern the country and cause chaos in the world?

The sensitive Emperor Jiajing was poked in the biggest sore spot. Moreover, so many officials went to the book together, which also gave Jiajing a very terrible impression, these people were all Xu Dang, and it was Xu Jie who wanted to take the opportunity to seize power.

When Tang Yi and the others were fighting hard, Yan Song quietly laid out the game.

Yan Shifan prides himself on being the smartest person in the world, but when it comes to grasping the overall situation, he is 108,000 miles behind his father. After Yan Song planted the seeds, the night before he summoned Xu Jie, he brought the so-called magic medicine Awei to the audience.

He first complained of his incompetence, pleaded guilty to His Majesty, and was willing to send him home.

When Jiajing heard this, he was a little reluctant, after all, after serving for more than ten years, how could he have feelings, Xu Jiejiajing hadn't figured it out yet, and the idea of replacing Shoufu could only be said to be there, and he hadn't made up his mind yet. Yan Song took retreat as advance and pacified Jiajing.

Temporarily retaining the position of the first assistant, Yan Song chattered again, talking about how heavy the loss was this time, and how great Xu Jie's contribution was.

But Jiajing gradually heard the taste, the losses were all near the city, Xu Jie only kept the capital, and he didn't dare to go out of the city to fight, what a great achievement, and he Yan Song was only half a catty.

Yan Song saw that Jiajing's mind was lively, and he offered Ah Wei up again, telling Jiajing that among the courtiers in the world, I am the only one who really thinks about what His Majesty thinks, and is anxious about His Majesty's urgency, which is more intimate and easier to use than Xu Jie.

After some actions, Yan Song not only retrieved the lost points, but also made Jiajing have doubts about Xu Jie. Fortunately, Xu Ge was wise and did not take any titles, otherwise Jiajing's psychology would have planted prejudice, and Xu Jie would have waited for the end.

After listening to Tang Yi's story, Tang Shen's pupils constricted, and a layer of goosebumps appeared all over his body.

"Demon, thousand-year-old demon!" Tang Shen suddenly said in fear: "Our credit is not worth a few words of his, plus a little bullshit magic medicine, what kind of dog skin is upside down, Dad is really afraid." ”

Tang Yi smiled, "Dad, it's not as bad as you think, it should be our credit and we won't be able to run, my master is going to be promoted to the left squire of the military department, Xu Ge Lao's position will be more stable, and our two masters should also go south!" (To be continued.) )