Zhao Tian'er, who was holding a small bamboo basket in her right hand, and holding a wooden basin of water in both hands, walked into the main hall of Shangshanguan from the outside with a smile. At Zhu Fu's suggestion, the two of them placed their things on the square table. They didn't know why, while resting, they stood on the side and watched what trick he was going to come up with.

Zhao Tian'er didn't have too many strange feelings about the handsome young man in front of her, after all, she had already installed Zhu Fu as a man in her heart, and she couldn't pretend to be other men. She believed what her mother had told her before she died, that men are good-looking, and they are often useless straw bales.

I don't doubt it, and if I regard it as the truth, it is precisely because my brother Fu is not very good-looking that he is so capable. On the contrary, the stranger in front of him looked like Pan An, but he could only sell himself as a slave and work as a servant in the Lin Mansion. Moreover, if she thinks about it in her heart and accommodates another man, she will be regarded by her as unfaithful and unruly, which is comparable to lewdness/baby/woman.

And Ning Xiang was dizzy for a while, and her heart was ape, and she couldn't help but give birth to girlish feelings, and she really liked the handsome little brother in front of her. She wouldn't hide it, she revealed her true feelings, not only couldn't help but secretly look at Mo Yu a few more times, but also couldn't help but smile at him.

Zhu Fu, who disagrees that men and women are just passing on the lineage, and men are true love, always feels that what he wants to do next is inappropriate for children. In order to protect Ning Xiang and Zhao Tian'er's healthy thoughts, he drove them away in a serious manner and said, "It's none of your business here, let's go out and have fun!" ”

The two little girls who didn't move their steps to the outside for the first time looked at each other, faintly feeling that something interesting was about to happen, and said in unison: "Don't." ”

"Don't? If you don't leave, you'll be beaten up like a monkey's ass. Zhu Fu, who raised his right arm high, pretended to have a fierce and vicious look. The direct effect is equivalent to the phrase commonly used by adults to scare children, Grandma Wolf is coming, and she wants to take the disobedient child into the aisle.

Although Zhao Tian'er and Ning Xiang were unhappy in their hearts, they were forced by his deterrence and walked out reluctantly. However, they did not leave far away, secretly hid outside the door, carefully squatted down, did not dare to come out of the atmosphere, curled up in a ball and listened to the sounds and movements inside.

"Come here, lift this basin of water above your head." The index finger of his right hand was Zhu Fu, who had clicked a little ink rain, and began the plan that had been premeditated in his heart for a long time.

"Master, that basin of water is so heavy, people can't hold it." didn't listen, and habitually used the ink rain of the rabbit's tricks, without a little boyish spirit, but completely a weak daughter's style.

"What the fuck are you talking nonsense. Whatever you are told to do, you will do for Lao Tzu. If not, if you are killed, it will only be a small amount of silver to the Lin family. Hurry up, don't grind. Ye's temper is not very good, and he has no time to be fooled around with you. Zhu Fu, who was glaring angrily, didn't know his coquettish pretentiousness at all.

A smiling face turned blue in an instant, and Mo Yu, who turned white, had no choice but to walk to the square table and pick up the water in the wooden basin with both hands. With the strength to eat/milk, he finally lifted it above his head.

"Siping horse steps have given me a steady. If you spill a drop of water from the basin, it will make you taste the taste of breaking your muscles and bones. Zhu Fu, who had no smile on his face, completely looked like a complete villain, and said sharply.

I've seen a lot of perverted hobbies, but I haven't seen his kind of perverted play, Mo Yu, who is the little white rabbit in front of the big bad wolf, has no room for resistance and no capital, and does it one by one. With two feet parted, he squatted down, tied up his horse steps, clenched the crown of his teeth, and beads of sweat had already seeped out of his forehead. At the same time, I was careful and "fluttering" to speed up the jump, full of a lot of fresh expectations.

Zhu Fu, who once again had a weird smile on his face, lifted the small bamboo basket on the square table with his left hand, and arranged the contents of it neatly on the table with his right hand. After taking all the contents of the bamboo basket, he conveniently placed it on a chair. From left to right, he picked up a carrot and said to Mo Yu not far away: "Do you like it?" ”

Of course, he understood that this thing was not only used for practicality, but also could be used to poke his own chrysanthemum ink rain, his eyes were like silk, and he smiled extremely flatteringly: "Immortal, you are really good at playing." People like it very much. Love it to death. ”

Zhu Fu, who put the carrot back in his hand, picked up another cucumber in order and said, "Do you like it?" ”

"I like it, I like it so much." is also clear that this thing is not only delicious, but also very easy to use, Mo Yu, smile unchanged.

Zhu Fu, who put the long cucumber back in its place, picked up the third thing on the table, the big white radish, and asked the same thing, but he couldn't help but say something in his tone: "Hehe...... Do you like it? ”

The chrysanthemum was tightly inked, and small objects such as carrots, cucumbers, etc., had not yet been stuffed with such a large object. He sweated a lot, put away his smile, and didn't believe that Zhu Fu could stuff this big white radish into his chrysanthemum and said, "I like it." I'm afraid it's too big to stuff in, but what if it's good? ”

Zhu Fu, who weighed the big white radish in his hand for at least two or three catties, smiled slyly and said, "That's right." It's a little heavier. ”

So he returned the big white radish to its original place, picked up the pineapple in the fourth position with his right hand, smiled and began to grin and said, "Replace it with this one, do you like it?" ”

Mo Yu, who was stunned and didn't dare to say a word more, realized that the master in front of him was not only the king of perverts, but also didn't care for himself at all, and had the intention of stabbing him to death. Pineapple, can this stuff fit in? It's just whimsical. Even if he is a rabbit master, he is still alone. Why didn't he have any pity for himself?

"This is not good, not for you." Zhu Fu, who pretended to talk to himself, put the pineapple in his hand back to the square table.

Relieved, Mo Yu, who was relieved, forced a smile and coaxed to flatter: "I still feel sorry for others." With your words, I die without regrets. ”

Zhu Fu, who was facing away from him and laughing so much that his shoulders and his whole body were trembling, hugged a durian weighing no less than ten catties with both hands. He turned around one hundred and eighty degrees and didn't ask him if he liked it again. His laughter was full of gloom and weirdness: "I'm going to stuff it all the way into your asshole." ”