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"Weichen congratulates the lord, Weichen congratulates the lord, Weichen has heard that last night, under the wise leadership of the lord who used soldiers like a god, the soldiers of our army fought another big victory, captured Xin Ping and beheaded Liu Pan, rescued the Son of Heaven and the original prince, and basically annihilated the enemy's main force! The ability of the lord to use the army is really ashamed of Han Xin, angry and angry, invincible, and invincible! Our soldiers can be led by the lord, it is really a blessing for three lives, my Xuzhou Xiongshi under the leadership of the lord, not to say that when the sweep of Hebei, the horse set foot in Jingzhou, and dominate the world! Save the people from fire and water, and help the community to be tilted! ”

"It's ridiculous that Liu Pan and Xin Ping two puppet clowns jumped off the beam, and their mantis arms were used as cars, and they dared to offend the lord's might, Hong had said to our soldiers before, the lord was just merciful, and he couldn't bear to kill, if the lord was a little more serious, in a snap of his fingers, Liu Pan's clown who jumped off the beam and the like would definitely be wiped out! Last night's battle really confirmed Weichen's prediction! Yes! Lord, Weichen's admiration for you is really like a surging river, endless! The Yellow River is overflowing, and a ...... is blowing, huh? Yes. ”

Our heartthrob Yang Changshi has not yet entered the account, and the sycophancy of the surname has already preemptively entered the Chinese army's big tent, and he said it quickly and quickly, and there is a tendency to talk endlessly, but when Yang Changshi strode into the big tent of the Chinese army, the flattery and sycophancy stopped suddenly, because our well-behaved Yang Changshi had already seen that Deputy Director Tao was standing in front of his seat with an extremely ugly face, holding the Yitian Sword in his hand, and there was a bookcase in front of him that had been cut to pieces. Yang Changshi, who is better at observing words and emotions than anyone else, of course, does not dare to continue the sycophants.

"What's wrong? Why did Tao Ying's thief get so angry? "Don't look at Yang Changshi has been following Deputy Director Tao for seven or eight years, but seeing Deputy Director Tao so angry is really the first time in the world, in surprise, Yang Changshi hurriedly turned his eyes to look at his friend Jia Lao Poison, Jia Lao Poison also gave Yang Changshi a look, signaling Yang Changshi to be careful when he speaks, don't get burned.

"Coming?" Deputy Director Tao finally spoke, and asked with a gloomy face: "Didn't I let you stay in Xuchang and assist Gao Shun and Liu Ye to pacify the people of Xuchang and the hundred officials of the imperial court?" Why did you come to this Ye City, and said that there were 100,000 urgent things to see me? What's so urgent? ”

"This ......, that ......." Seeing that Deputy Director Tao was in a bad mood, Yang Changshi didn't dare to say any more about the words he had prepared, so he could only quickly change his words and say: "Oh, Your Majesty came to Yecheng with the army, because Your Majesty heard that the Lord occasionally suffered a small setback in the battle a few days ago, and unfortunately was injured, and your Lord, you also know that Your Majesty has always been loyal to you, and he is loyal, and he heard that your Majesty is of course anxious and heartbroken, so His Majesty obtained the consent of Mr. Ziyang and General Gao Shun, and came to Yecheng with the grain team of General Cao. ”

"It's fine." Yang Changshi hurriedly added, "Fortunately, when I was on the road, I heard that the lord was not seriously injured, and the ministers were a little relieved, and now I see that the lord is in good health, full of energy, full of red light, and your subordinates are ......." ”

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense." Deputy Director Tao interrupted Yang Changshi's nonsense angrily and shouted, "What's the big deal?" Say it. ”

"This ......." Yang Changshi, whose face is definitely not under Deputy Director Tao, is rarely a little shy, and said with a twist: "My lord, I heard that we have won another big battle in the southwest of Yecheng, and your subordinates are worried that the civil officials around the lord are understaffed, and there is a lack ......of people to clean up the battlefield and count the spoils. ”

Jia Lao Poison and Shi Yi both rolled their eyes, and Deputy Director Tao almost lost his nose and yelled, "Thank you!" But don't! Mr. Ziyu will be responsible for this! I don't want to count the loot that came up with more than half of what was actually captured! ”

"Nonsense! At most, I only embezzled 40% of the time, when did I embezzle more than half? Yang Changshi muttered in his heart, and said timidly: "Lord, the battlefield is chaotic, and Mr. Ziyu is afraid that he will not be busy, so he is still ......." ”

Seeing Deputy Director Tao's eyes widened, Yang Changshi quickly closed his mouth, and the old Jia poison over there was also afraid that Yang Changshi would continue to be stupid, so he hurriedly pulled Yang Changshi to his side, and said in a low voice: "Mr. Zhongming, the lord will be worried about being escaped by the big-eared thief and Zhuge Villager, so don't make the lord unhappy." ”

"Let the big-eared thief and Zhuge Villager run away again?" Yang Changshi was stunned and said suspiciously: "I remember that the prisoners of war we caught in Xuchang confessed that when the big-eared thieves fled into Xuchang City, there were only Zhuge Liang, Zhang Fei and two personal soldiers left?" Even Guan Yu was killed by me, how could I still let him run away? ”

"The cunning level of this thief is really far beyond our imagination, this time not only let him run, but also gave him a chance to make a comeback." Jia Lao Poison shook his head, lowered his voice and gave a general introduction to what happened, and then said in a low voice: "The big-eared thief and Zhuge Villager used a trick this time to calculate us into it, and also borrowed our hands to kill Liu Pan and Xin Ping, and gave him the opportunity to naturally annex Liu Pan and Xin Ping's remnants, and the Lord was just angry about this matter, so Mr. Zhong Ming, you won't say anything like cleaning the battlefield and counting the loot, be careful that the lord will find you to settle the old accounts together." ”

"! I was stupidly used by big-eared thieves, and I was used to get angry, and Yuan Shupifu is simply a German surname! Yang Changshi scolded in his heart, and then said in a low voice: "Mr. Wenhe, then we can chase Bowang and slaughter the big-eared thief?" Tens of thousands of elites are defeated against thousands of remnants, and it is not easy to kill the big-eared thief? ”

"It would be so easy." Jia Lao Poison smiled bitterly and whispered: "The terrain in Bowang's area is complicated, and it is backed by the waterway, how easy is it to annihilate the big-eared thief?" Besides, we are not ready for a full-scale war with the Jingzhou army at all, and the big-eared thief is notoriously good at escaping, I heard that the main force of our army is going south, and we must flee along the water to the hinterland of Nanyang, and it is even more impossible for us to pursue and kill him. ”

"Then let's shake out the big-eared thief's betrayal of Liu Pan and Xin Ping?" Yang Changshi asked casually again, his voice was a little louder, and said: "Liu Pan is Liu Biao's subordinate, let Liu Biao know that Liu Pan died because of the betrayal of the big-eared thief, and know that the big-eared thief deceived the soldiers and horses of Jizhou, Liu Biao still can't hate the big-eared thief to death?" Maybe he'll even slash the big-eared thief with a knife! ”

"Fart!" Deputy Director Tao, who heard Yang Changshi and Jia Lao's poisonous answer, spoke, and scolded with a gloomy face: "It's so easy!" There is no evidence, why does Liu Biao believe us? Besides, we now border Liu Biao's Jingzhou, and Liu Biao is worried about our threat and urgently needs to use the big-eared thieves to resist our army going south, so he won't believe our words! ”

"The Lord is right." Jia Lao Poison nodded hurriedly and said, "For Liu Biao, the big-eared thief deceived the Jizhou army, which is beneficial to him, and he will definitely not care too much." As for Liu Pan, if we can't produce evidence to prove that Liu Pan was killed by the big-eared thief, Liu Biao is only suspicious in his heart at most, and he won't take the big-eared thief at most. ”

"We have no evidence to prove that the big-eared thief killed Liu Pan, Liu Biao'er won't believe it, Liu Biao'er is employing people, in order to stabilize people's hearts, and also to use the big-eared thief to resist our army going south, even if there is suspicion, the big-eared thief will not be taken seriously."

Yang Changshi once again started his head, which had nothing good except for bad water and wine-colored wealth, and the difficult calculation and analysis of the joints were powerful, but it was a pity that Yang Changshi was unparalleled in the world in terms of greed for money, lust and corruption, and bribery, and in terms of military strategy, it was a typical half-bucket of water, so Yang Changshi was soon forced to turn his thinking to his other specialty - framing Zhongliang's specialty. After a little calculation, Yang Changshi's eyes soon lit up, and he blurted out: "Yes, I have a way to get rid of the big-eared thief!" ”

"What's the solution?" Jia Lao Poison and Shi Yi hurriedly asked together, but Deputy Director Tao snorted coldly: "What can you do?" ”

"It's very simple, since the big-eared thief still has use value for Liu Biao'er, it is also a help for Liu Biao'er to resist our army." Yang Changshi didn't mind Deputy Director Tao's bad attitude, but just said with a heartfelt voice: "In this case, why don't we set up a clever plan to make Liu Biao Lao'er feel that the big-eared thief has no use value, or a serious threat to him, in this way, can Liu Biao'er kill the big-eared thief immediately?" ”

"Does Liu Jingsheng feel that the big-eared thief has no use value, or is it a serious threat to him?" Jia Lao Poison rolled his eyes, quickly came to his senses, and hurriedly asked, "Mr. Zhongming, could it be that you want to use a divisive strategy?" ”

"It can be said to be a discord scheme, but it is more accurate to say that it is a trap ......." Yang Changshi wanted to answer truthfully, but he regretted it a little when the words came to his lips, so he quickly changed his words, and said very awkwardly: "Mr. Wenhe, you are my friend, you should know that I am the most virtuous person, and I have never done anything immoral such as framing Zhongliang and excluding colleagues, but in order not to be harmed, I still have some research in this area - so I came up with a way, maybe I can use Liu Biao's hand to kill the big-eared thief brothers and Zhuge Villager." ”

"I know, I know, I know that too well." Jia Lao Poison nodded without blushing, and hurriedly asked, "What kind of second does Mr. Zhongming have to make Liu Biao kill the big-eared thief brother and Zhuge Villager?" ”

"It's not difficult, just one sentence, just let Liu Biao Lao'er think that the big-eared thief and Zhuge Villager have secretly taken refuge in our army." Yang Changshi replied casually: "In this way, Liu Biao Lao'er must be worried that the big-eared thief and our army will join forces to seize his Jingzhou, so he will have to kill the big-eared thief and cut off the trouble." ”

"Let Liu Jingsheng think that the big-eared thief and Zhuge Villager have secretly taken refuge in us?" Jia Lao's poison was another flurry, and then he wondered: "How is this possible?" The big-eared thief and our army are not in the same place, how could Liu Jingsheng believe that the big-eared thief secretly took refuge in our army? ”

"Possibly." Yang Changshi shook his head categorically, and then said with a smile: "Mr. Wenhe, do you remember that after I killed Guan Yu, only the last five people in the big-eared thief team fled back to Xuchang?" If you were Liu Biao, would you wonder why more than 4,000 troops were lost, Guan Yu was also killed in battle, and how could the big-eared thief escape? Is there any conspiracy involved? ”

"Huh?!" Jia Lao Poison and Deputy Director Tao exclaimed at the same time, and after glancing at each other, Deputy Director Tao hurriedly said: "Keep talking, keep talking, if your idea is really reasonable and feasible, I will let you clean up the battlefield and count the loot." ”

"Thank you, Lord." Yang Changshi was overjoyed, and hurriedly continued: "There is another question next, that is, in the battle last night, Liu Pan died, Xin Ping was captured by us, and the Son of Heaven, the Empress and the Old Ji Marquis were also rescued by us, why can only the big-eared thief escape back?" Was this a fluke, a coincidence, or was there another conspiracy? Hong spends the belly of the villain with the heart of a gentleman, and thinks that Liu Biao Lao'er will have some doubts in this matter, if we grasp this question and make a fuss, it is not difficult for Liu Biao Lao'er to suspect that we deliberately let go of the big-eared thief! ”

"Ahh Deputy Director Tao and Jia Lao Poison were dumbfounded again, and said together how did we drill the horns of the bull, and only regretted being used by the big-eared thief to help him seize military power, why didn't we think about making a fuss about this matter? Liu Biao Lao'er is not a good man and a woman who is not suspicious and does not use suspicious people, and it is definitely not difficult to separate him from the big-eared thief in this matter! As a traverser, Deputy Director Tao suddenly remembered a major event - Uncle Liu Huang lamented in front of Liu Huang that if he had a foundation, how could the world's busy people be enough? provoked Liu Biao to be furious, secretly indulged Cai Mao's actions, and almost took down Uncle Liu's head!

"Lord, can your subordinates go and clean up the battlefield?" Yang Changshi observed his words, and hurriedly took the opportunity to say: "Your Majesty has provided these two huge doubts for the lord, with the wisdom and martial arts of the lord, how to get rid of the big-eared thief must be confident." The war situation is like fire, and the ministers also ask the lord for permission to allow the ministers to go to the battlefield to sweep up the remnants of the enemy, clean the battlefield for the lord, and collect some loot. ”

"That's that easy." Deputy Director Tao still refused to let go, and said: "You just raised these two doubts, and you haven't said how to act yet." ”

"Mr. Zhongming, you should finish speaking, how exactly should we take advantage of these two doubts?" Jia Lao Poison also said: "This matter is not easy to do, because of you, the two major families in Jingzhou, Cai and Huang, have stood on the opposite side of us, and our long-standing enemy, the big-eared thief, is getting closer and closer, Liu Biao's current more trusted strategist Zhuge Xuan is Zhuge Liang's own uncle, if we want to kill the big-eared thief, we must first pass the two levels of Cai Mao, Huang Zu and Zhuge Xuan, and it is difficult to find a breakthrough." Do you have a trick to teach us about this? ”

"Oh, lord, Mr. Wenhe, why do you still ask me about such a simple matter?" Yang Changshi, who was in a hurry to bend the law for bribes, was in a hurry, so he had to say quickly: "This thing is too easy, didn't Cai Mao, Huang Zu and Zhuge Xuan not let us kill the big-eared thief?" Cai Mao and Huang Zu can't get rid of them yet, so let's start with Zhuge Xuan! Involve him too! ”

"It's easier to do it specifically, just send a messenger to pretend to contact Liu Biao, take the opportunity to send some gold, silver and jewelry to Zhuge Xuan, seal an official position in our Xuzhou, and then send a letter to Zhuge Xuan, saying that his nephew Zhuge Liang has followed the big-eared thief to our army, and the letter of allegiance is also in our hands, persuade Zhuge Xuan to also join our army, and give us the right to help us take Jingzhou, and finally deliberately let the gifts and letters fall into the hands of Liu Biao, and I am afraid that he Liu Biao will not kill Zhuge Xuan's uncle and nephew and the big-eared thief brother?"

Seeing that Deputy Director Tao, Jia Lao Poison and Shi Yi didn't speak, they just looked at themselves directly, and Yang Changshi, who was worried that the loot would be embezzled first, was even more anxious, and hurriedly said: "If the lord feels that this is not enough, you can go to two more letters, one to Zhang Xiu in the city, and let him come forward to denounce the big-eared thief, just say that we use gold and silver treasures to buy Zhang Xiu as an internal response, and ask Zhang Xiu to get along with the big-eared thief in Xinye, secretly contact and oppose Liu Biao, and then let Zhang Xiu can't bear to rebel under the pretext of receiving Liu Biao's kindness, and hand over the gift and letter to Liu Biao!" Liu Biao saw it, it's strange if he didn't peel off the skin of the big-eared thief! ”

"What about the other letter?" Jia Lao Poison hurriedly asked.

"To the Huang Shuo girl who has always wanted to be a concubine for the lord." Yang Changshi said without even blinking his eyelids: "Your Majesty heard from Mr. Zhongjing that Miss Huang Shuo's father Huang Chengyan intends to marry his daughter to Zhuge Liang, but Miss Huang Shuo is infatuated with your erudition and talent, and she refuses to agree to anything, so we can also make a fuss about this matter!" In the letter to Miss Huang Shuo, the lord said that the big-eared thief and Zhuge Liang have taken refuge in you, and the lord you appreciate Zhuge Liang's talent and resourcefulness, in order to take Zhuge Liang for his own use, he decided to endure the pain and cut his love, and asked Miss Huang Shuo to forget you and marry Zhuge Liang. ”

"What are you kidding?" When Deputy Director Tao heard this, he jumped up and yelled: "I don't have the habit of sharing women with other men!" ”

"Lord, you listen to your subordinates." Yang Changshi smiled bitterly and said: "This letter is not for Miss Huang Shuo, but for Huang Chengyan, and the lord doesn't want to think about it, Miss Huang Shuo is a beautiful lady, how can our meticulous work easily send the letter to her?" So this letter is planned to be arranged in this way, deliberately bribing an unreliable Huang Chengyan family and asking him to hand over the letter to Huang Shuo girl, and then the family will definitely hand over the letter to Huang Chengyan, and Huang Chengyan and Liu Biao'er are brothers-in-law, this letter fell into the hands of Huang Chengyan, isn't it equivalent to falling into the hands of Liu Biao? ”

Deputy Director Tao opened his mouth wide, and looked at Yang Changshi more and more, and said in his heart that this guy has more bad water in his stomach than me! Over there, Old Jia Poison was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Lord, Mr. Zhong Ming's plan for three people to become tigers is definitely feasible after a little improvement!" If our army acts according to the plan, Liu Biao will definitely be suspicious in his heart, and then carefully investigate the process of Yexian's defeat, and find that the strange joints are suspicious everywhere, and Liu Biao will kill the big-eared thief under the anger! ”

"It's doable, but it's ......." Shi Yi hesitated a little and said, "Isn't it too despicable to frame him with such vicious means?" ”

"For the despicable, you can only use more despicable means!" Jia Lao Poison and Yang Changshi said in unison, and then Jia Lao Poison said quickly: "Lord, let's just withdraw the team chasing the big-eared thief immediately, anyway, the terrain in the Hengshan area is complicated, there are many mountains and forests, and we have little hope of succeeding in chasing the big-eared thief and Zhuge Villager, so it is better to immediately withdraw the pursuers, and let those Jingzhou soldiers in the big-eared thief team go back to complain, so that Liu Jingsheng will have suspicions early, so that we can act next!" ”

Deputy Director Tao's triangular eyes rolled for a moment, then he slammed his sword into the ground and shouted: "Ma Zhong, immediately send a messenger with my warrant to recall all the teams chasing and killing the big-eared thief!" ”

Ma Zhong agreed, and immediately arranged for the guard to act as a messenger, and Jia Lao's poison over there also quickly drafted an order, and Deputy Director Tao signed it and handed it to the messenger Pegasus to send it. And as soon as all this was arranged, Yang Changshi couldn't wait to come up, and said with a salivating face: "Lord, now you can let the ministers go down to ......, right?" ”

"Yes, of course." Deputy Director Tao smiled and said, "Well, this envoy ...... Jingzhou." ”

"Lord, spare your life!" Yang Changshi hurriedly knelt down on his knees, hugged Deputy Director Tao's thigh and cried: "Lord, Weichen can't go, Weichen has a feud with the Cai family and the Huang family, this time I want to deliberately hand over the letter of Zhuge Xuan to Liu Biao Lao'er, when the time comes, if you are a little careless, Weichen will fall to the ground!" Lord, you don't want to lose such a loyal courtier as Weichen, do you? Even if you are willing, Wechen can't bear you, Wechen still wants to be a courtier for you for 10,000 years! ”

"My lord, this messenger is indeed not suitable for Mr. Zhongming." Jia Lao Poison was also quite righteous, and said: "Mr. Zhong Ming went to Jingzhou last time, although he made great contributions to the main government, but he also formed a deep enmity with the Cai and Huang families. ”

"But if you don't let Mr. Zhongming go, it's hard for others to go?" Deputy Director Tao said embarrassedly: "The most important candidate for Jingzhou is to be loyal and reliable, witty and intelligent, and have some ghost ideas, except for Mr. Zhongming, I really can't think of anyone more suitable." ”

"Lord, let my deputy, Mr. Jiang Gan, go, and then let Jiang Gan bring my personal soldier captain Li Lang." Yang Changshi betrayed his subordinates and henchmen without hesitation, and said quickly: "Mr. Jiang Gan's loyalty to the lord is only under the micro-minister, and he will never betray the lord. ”

"Well, you can think about it." Deputy Director Tao was finally moved, and then nodded and smiled and said: "Mr. Zhongming, get up, go clean the battlefield and count the loot, but don't be too ruthless, otherwise, someone else will sue me, and I won't be partial to you, right?" ”

"Thank you, thank you." Yang Changshi, whose wish was finally fulfilled, happily agreed, and then hurried out of the tent and rushed to the battlefield. As soon as Yang Changshi left, Deputy Director Tao immediately asked Shi Yi: "Mr. Ziyu, the more than 40 cars of rare treasures have been counted, right?" ”

"Don't worry, my lord, it's all counted." Yi Yi, who was in charge of supervising military affairs, agreed in a low voice, and said with a smile: "Before the war is completely over, the supervising army sent by the council has already begun to count and seal those treasures, and now not only has they been counted, but they should also have been personally escorted by General Xu Huang and began to be sent back to the camp to hand them in, so Mr. Zhong Ming will not be able to get much oil and water this time." ”

Deputy Director Tao laughed when he heard this, and he laughed very happily with Shi Yi, while Jia Lao Poison over there sighed and shook his head, and said secretly: "If there is really a minister, there must be a master." ”

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Deputy Director Tao and Shi Yi obviously underestimated Yang Changshi's means of scraping the ground, when our Yang Changshi rushed to the battlefield with the task of counting the loot and cleaning up the battlefield, although the most important dozens of cars of rare treasures have been counted and sealed, and have been personally escorted back to the camp by Xu Huang to hand over to the public, but this did not stump our Yang Changshi at all, after arriving at the battlefield, the first thing Yang Changshi did was to order, "Gather all the Jingzhou prisoners, search your body, and give me a careful search!" ”

"My lord, what's the use of searching for prisoners?" Li Lang, who still didn't know that Yang Changshi had sold himself, asked curiously, "How much oil and water can a group of small soldiers have?" ”

"Idiot, you know a shit!" Yang Changshi scolded: "The story of the defeat of the Cao thief, Lord Ben has already inquired clearly, the Cao thief was defeated at night, and the battlefield is extremely chaotic, these Jingzhou rabbit cubs can be polite when they see the rare treasures that the Cao thief dug up from the grave?" Large pieces like what jade wall jade bucket gold candlestick or something are not easy to hide, and small pieces such as cat's eye gems and night pearls can be hidden? I bet that there must be countless small treasures hidden in the bodies of these Jingzhou soldiers! ”

"And Lord Ben can also be sure that almost every one of these surrendered Jingzhou rabbit cubs has small pieces of jewelry hidden on them! Because the more jewels are hidden on the body, the less people want to sell their lives, surrender at the first opportunity, and then exchange the hidden jewels for money and be free! I've seen too many things like this! ”

"Your Excellency, you are wise!"

Li Lang suddenly realized, and hurriedly ordered the team escorting prisoners of war to gather all the prisoners of war in one place according to Yang Changshi's requirements, and then according to Yang Changshi's new order, in a group of fifty people, in front of Yang Changshi, he searched his body strictly, from the hair bun to the shoes, and even the underwear had to be taken off and carefully checked, and sure enough, one by one, the gems, jade, jade pendants and bloodstones with the size of pigeon eggs and big fingers, jade, jade pendants and bloodstones were searched out of the bodies of these Jingzhou soldiers. Li Lang and the Xuzhou soldiers present were so smiling that they couldn't even close their mouths.

The matter was not over yet, and after finally searching for more than a thousand Jingzhou prisoners, Yang Changshi smiled and ordered: "It's still a group of fifty people, let them take turns squatting down and!" If you refuse to pull, cut your stomach and check it! ”

"My lord, why is that?" Li Lang and the surrounding Xuzhou soldiers screamed and asked together, but the Jingzhou prisoner of war team that was closely monitored by the Xuzhou army was screaming and wailing.

"A bunch of idiots!" Yang Changshi was furious again, pointed to the confiscated jewels and scolded: "Look clearly, there are all angular gems and jadeites here, and relatively large jade pendant bloodstones!" Where are those small pieces of smooth pearl chalcedony night pearls that are common in ancient tombs? Except to be swallowed in the stomach or stuffed in the ass by these puppets, where can you go?! ”

"Your Excellency is wise! Fast! Bring them over and make them! ”

"Too ruthless! You Xuzhou soldiers are too ruthless! I'm fighting with you! ”

"Brothers, fight with them, I knew they were so ruthless! Let's surrender a ball?! (To be continued.) )