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A woman in a long skirt pinched the corners of her clothes and sang loudly on stage, her voice was very loud, with a sense of original beauty. There are Chen Xin, Huang Side and Yang Yunnong sitting in the audience, much like the judges of the draft, but there is a button missing in front of them.

Chen Xin is here to inspect the Laiyang training base today, this is the second time he has come here, and Huang Side happened to come here to inspect the work of the art team; Yang Yunnong was in charge of dealing with Denglaiwei in the Department of Foreign Affairs, and he relied on the strength of Dengzhou Town to go to Aoshanwei to coerce and lure, so that the commander of the palm print was forced to agree to the military household to join the army, and gave up part of the greedy ink field, this group of soldiers was recruited from Aoshanwei and sent by him to the training base for selection. When the three of them got together, Huang Side invited them to guide the repertoire of the art team together, and the three of them watched intently from the audience.

"I was supposed to send Lang for thirty miles, and it was difficult to walk in small steps......"

"Cards!" With a shout, Huang Side turned his head in surprise, and the two members of the art team who were singing on the stage also stopped, and everyone stared at Chen Xin who was sitting in the first row, not understanding what this "card" meant.

Chen Xin stood up and jumped on the stage, came to the actress and said: "Sing very well and loudly, but when you sing, you have to stare at the audience, and you have to communicate with the audience, and the communication is to make everyone feel that you are singing to him, so that there is a sense of substitution, understand?" ”

The female soldier nodded blankly, and as soon as Chen Xin breathed a sigh of relief, he heard the female soldier say, "I don't understand." ”

Huang Side said angrily in the audience: "I don't understand what you are nodding." ”

Chen Xin was afraid that he would scare the female soldier, so he shook his hand at Huang Side. Standing next to the female soldier, he took a posture, "Send Lang to Wulidun, don't pinch the corners of your clothes here, the clothes have no enmity with you, you have to look at the lover opposite, you come to send him, you have to feel reluctant." ”

The female soldier timidly asked, "What do you mean reluctant?" ”

Chen Xin sweated a little, "What's your name?" You haven't given anyone away? ”

"My name is Guan Xiaomei, and I only sent my brother. My brother didn't send it, he went to study, he was very proud, and I was not happy to send him. My brother went out last year and now he hasn't come back, so he went to Lushun to fight Tartars. ”

"Just send it." Chen Xinyi clapped his hands, "Then how did you send it when you sent it?" ”

"I'll pestering my eldest brother and buy cigarettes for my eldest brother."

"Smoke? That's right. Chen Xin decided to add a product placement and said to Huang Side, "Add a plot to buy cigarettes." The store's voice should be louder, and the words Wen Dengxiang must be said. ”

Huang Side sighed: "Adults can even rehearse plays. It's really a capable person. However, this is the year of the Apocalypse, and there was no Wen Dengxiang at that time. ”

"Whatever those." Chen Xin smiled, who would study this time, anyway, there is no evidence here.

He looked at Guan Xiaomei in front of him again, her skin was a little dark, but she looked very smart, and she was a suitable civilian actor, so he said to her: "Guan Xiaomei, when you act, you will treat this partner as your brother." You have to change your clothes, and you have to wear whatever you wear in your hometown, don't engage in those bells and whistles. And you'll have to change your name to something nice, this stage name. ”

Yang Yunnong joked in the audience: "This team member is so smart, so he is called Pei Pei." ”

Chen Xin didn't understand Yang Yunnong's logic, he took this name to fight with Chibi's cuteness, but it was enough to be a stage name. Chen Xin gave Yang Yunnong face. gave the actor Guan Peipei's stage name, and then jumped off the stage and shouted: "The first scene of Mandarin Ducks in troubled times, start!" ”

Guan Xiaomei learned from Chen Xin's appearance, and thought about the mood of sending her brother for a while. The scene of the eldest brother and the second brother going out appeared in front of him, especially the second brother has not come back since then, the eldest brother is in the most dangerous Liaodong, and tears immediately bloomed in his eyes, Chen Xin was engrossed in the audience, raised his hands slightly and said softly: "Okay, okay, now look at the audience, yes, then turn back to see your partner and start singing." ”

"Send Lang to Wulidun, and then send Wuli as a ......" Guan Xiaomei sang loudly, bringing feelings is indeed very different from the beginning of the feeling, Huang Side couldn't help but be surprised.

Chen Xin listened very satisfied, after Guan Xiaomei finished singing, it was the actor's mouth, the actor spoke clearly, and his appearance was also very handsome, when Guan Xiaomei looked at him, her eyes flickered, she really felt like a lover, Chen Xin whispered to Huang Side: "Is this true or acting?" ”

I only heard the actor say loudly: "Xiaoxiao doesn't have to send it anymore, my brother only went for two or three days, went to Phoenix City to buy food, exchanged rouge and red head rope for you, and bought some needlework and salt meat for your mother, so that she could agree to our family affairs earlier." ”

"Cards!" The two actors looked at the audience again, but this time it was Huang Side who called the card, and he learned Chen Xin's style with lightning speed.

Huang Side stood under the stage and said: "Xu Pingjie, Master Chen just said, communicate with the audience more, do you understand?" When you talk about it, you have to look around the audience, don't you have long ears? ”

Xu Pingjie had to do it all over again, Huang Side kept correcting it, Huang Side often had to show some official authority in the army on weekdays, but at this time he returned to his old profession in the entertainment industry, but he danced completely regardless of the image, and showed the actor in person from time to time, teaching him his acting experience. Yang Yunnong knew the status of the chief instructor in the Dengzhou system, and he also came up to make fun of Huang Side and help give advice.

After making trouble like this for a while, Huang Side stopped drinking water and rested, and continued to rehearse on stage, Chen Xin, Huang Side and Yang Yunnong's sweaty heads couldn't help but be a little funny, and asked Huang Side while watching: "What are the plots behind?" ”

"The man in this play is called Yang Gang, and the woman in the play is called Tang Xiaoxiao, the two are from Phoenix City, Liaodong, and the two of them have a private agreement for life, but unfortunately the woman's parents should not. Yang Gang collected the grain today, went into the city to sell grain and buy pollen, and learned that Jiannu was coming on the way. That Jiannu later came to their village, and wanted to arrest Yang Gang to make a coat, and also rape Tang Xiaoxiao. ”

"That's it?"

"This ...... Please give me advice. ”

"This doesn't show the hatefulness of Jiannu, the time you choose is like this, Yang Gang felt that whoever came was to pay taxes, and he didn't resist Jiannu, and then he came back from selling grain and bought a gift for Tang's mother, and her mother agreed to the family affair. As a result, on the night of marriage, Jiannu came, snatched Tang Xiaoxiao, and asked Yang Gang's family to pay grain to buy their lives, Yang Gang's family of six, only one bite of food, and selected four people to send them to death, Yang Gang fought back, rescued Tang Xiaoxiao, and went to my Wendeng camp. Determined to expel Jiannu from Liaodong. ”

Huang Side licked his lips, and his head turned sharply, "The adult has high intentions, there is only one point, there is a small mention of the subordinates, Tang Xiaoxiao should die, when Yang Gang went to save her, he happened to see Tang Xiaoxiao resisting and being killed, so Tang Xiaoxiao did not lose her chastity." It is even more regrettable, there is regret and hatred. And Yang Gang did not resist Jiannu. ended up with the tragic death of a family member and wife, which touched people's hearts even more, so that everyone knew that it was also for themselves to resist Jiannu to the death. Yang Gang later defected to Wendeng, which was the struggle against the tyranny of Jiannu after awakening, which showed the value of justice. ”

Chen Xin stared at Huang Side in surprise, clapping his hands again and again, this storyteller is really in the entertainment industry, and he has a talent for acting, so he can study screenwriters so well. I couldn't help but praise: "Chief Huang is worthy of the chief instructor, and after such a change, it will become a widely recited boutique." ”

Huang Side bowed down with a smile and said: "It's difficult for subordinates to be adults and praise them, they are just inspired by adults, which is very strange to say. Talents are springing up, and adults and villains are like guiding lights in the night. ”

Chen Xin's sycophants were all accepted, although he knew that Huang Side was telling lies and clichés. But I still feel useful in my heart, the two have been talking, and they have been rehearsing on stage, and soon the plot is about to get married, and the bride begins to worship her parents through the brazier.

Chen Xin whispered to Huang Side: "It's a little more lively here, find more people to play relatives and friends, and come to shout 'prosperous in the future' when you pass the brazier, and when you are destroyed by Jiannu, it will be a contrast." ”

Before Huang Side could speak, he shouted on the stage, "What a beautiful Nikan woman, my emperor Taiji is going to be!" Hahaha! ”

Chen Xin almost choked on saliva, and hurriedly looked up, only to see a tall and mighty actor walking up to the stage, he was wearing a horse coat, covered with a white cloth on his head, dragging a long fake braid behind him, and carrying a big knife on his shoulder.

The actor said loudly: "I am the Jiannu Great Khan Emperor Taiji, Liaodong is occupied by Lao Tzu, all the food in the house here is mine, the men and women are my family's clothes, and the clothes are wrapped in meat......"

"Cards!" This time it was Chen Xin, he pulled Huang Side aside, "This actor is too handsome, I have to change it to a bad one." ”

Huang Side did not hesitate, the investor spoke, how dare the producer not change the supporting actor. He immediately called the chief officer of the literary team to mutter, and the chief officer hurriedly called seven or eight male actors, Chen Xin looked at them one by one, they were all handsome guys, and he couldn't help but shake his head.

Huang Side saw that the leader was not satisfied, even if it was a small problem, it must not be regarded as child's play, and it was a good scold to call the captain, "How can these Jiannu use such good-looking people to act, you are still from the troupe, which traitor and bully are good-looking?" How to recruit people, I don't know how to do things, do you have to wait until Lord Chen comes to teach you, how many things do Lord Chen do every day, can you afford to delay it......"

The captain was sweating on his forehead, obviously Huang Side asked him to find someone who looked better, saying that it was only Tunhu who liked to see it, and he came according to this instruction, and in a blink of an eye, he became unmoved. In fact, it was Huang Side who missed Chen Xin's addition, and threw the black cauldron to the captain.

Chen Xin stopped Huang Side and said to the captain: "The play is still well arranged, but this actor has to be replaced, and the official doesn't like to watch Qing palace dramas with handsome men and beautiful women." In case some little girls and daughters-in-law are ignorant, and they think that the tartars are so handsome, how can they still support the tartars, and besides, the tartars are not good-looking in the first place. ”

Huang Side and the captain didn't know what the Qing Palace drama was, anyway, they knew that Chen Xin didn't like the Tartars to look good, so the captain hurriedly said: "The villain will be changed, but I can't find it for a while, wait for the villain to find it for a few days, that's it...... If you want to be ugly, please ask the two adults for guidance. ”

Chen Xin and Huang Side rolled their eyes, but Yang Yunnong leaned over and said: "Naturally, it is crooked melons and cracked dates, and his face is hateful." ”

Huang Side shook his head, "The front row is hateful, but you can see it clearly, if the back is far away, I'm afraid you can't see it clearly, if it's ......" Huang Side suddenly looked at Yang Yunnong's round ball figure, Yang Yunnong was furious by him, and suddenly reacted and said: "Huang, Lord Huang, villains can't sing." ”

Huang Side ignored him and whispered to Chen Xin: "My lord, all the households are hard. Only the rich have fat people, and these homeless people hate the rich after all, and play the Jiannu as both bad and fat......"

Yang Yunnong shook his hands wildly, "Lord Huang can't help it, the villain is just here to send recruits, this, the villain is dead, and he doesn't dare to sing." ”

Chen Xin laughed and patted Yang Yunnong's shoulder, Yang Yunnong is an official of the Foreign Affairs Department. The status of the actor in this era is very low, so he naturally won't really let Yang Yunnong act, but just comforted: "You are not the leading actor, but it's a pity, you are an official of the Department of Foreign Affairs, and it is not appropriate to sing." ”

Yang Yunnong breathed a sigh of relief, and the captain of the literary team said worriedly: "My lord, it is indeed not easy to find fat people in our tunhu, but there are many ugly ones." ”

Chen Xinyi pointed to the school grounds. "Isn't there a fat one?"

Yang Yunnong turned his head and saw that there was a row of tall and short people on the edge of the school field. was curiously watching here, one of them was fat, Yang Yunnong escaped and hurriedly said: "My lord, those people are all soldiers sent by his subordinates, most of them are military households near Aoshanwei, this platoon is all young soldiers who have not been selected by Tongguò, and they can just be selected into the literary and artistic team." ”

Chen Xin waved his hand, and several people walked over there together, and the people rehearsing on the stage also stopped. A few female soldiers chattered and discussed, following behind a few senior officials to watch the excitement. The literary team had never been trained, and the discipline was very lax, and Chen Xin didn't pay attention to them, and these little girls followed behind.

Chen Xin walked in front of the eliminated soldiers, and the fat soldier had a round face, although it was not as good as Yang Yunnong, a big fat man. But it's much fatter than the average tunto. He watched a group of high-ranking officials coming, and he was so nervous that oil beads appeared on his face.

Yang Yunnong said to the fat soldier: "This is the famous Lord Chen, the chief soldier of Dengzhou Town. ”

The fat soldier knelt down with a puff, and Chen Xin smiled and nodded to Yang Yunnong.

Yang Yunnong said impatiently to the fat soldiers: "Get up, there is no kneeling in the army." How many times have I told you, this, why are you so fat? ”

The fat soldier got up and stared at Yang Yunnong's body up and down in surprise, Yang Yunnong's big ball was on top of the small ball, which was a lap bigger than him, but he came to ask himself why he was so fat, and he couldn't react for a while.

Yang Yunnong coughed dryly and said angrily: "Say! ”

The fat soldier was excited, "My family opened a small grain store, and I have a baby at home, and my mother gives me a lot of food every day." ”

Huang Side came up and asked, "A baby?" Why do you want to come to Dengzhou Town to be a soldier? Why didn't you choose? ”

"What my mother said, someone in the family is qualified to fight for the store as a soldier, and I came, and I was the last one to run, and I didn't lift the stone, so the official said that I was eliminated."

The eliminated soldiers next to him chuckled, and the fat soldier's face became redder and redder.

Chen Xin came over and asked with a smile: "This official is the chief soldier of Dengzhen, you didn't pick a soldier in this selection, but there is a literary team here, which is also considered a soldier, are you willing to come?" ”

The fat soldier was interrogated by several senior officials, and he was so panicked, he didn't know what this art team was doing, and when he was about to agree, he remembered that he saw someone singing from a distance just now, and finally asked a little rationally: "My lord, what is the art team doing?" ”

Huang Side replied with a smile: "Singing." He pointed to the lively literary and artistic team members behind him, "Follow them, the adults said that propaganda is also a battle." ”

"Ah, the singer!" The fat soldier screamed, sure enough, he was singing, he didn't want to be a play, how embarrassing it would be, their family was a petty bourgeoisie in the village, he ate very well, he was fat since he was a child, and he was often ridiculed by children in the same village, he was very thin-skinned, and he was most afraid of talking in public.

"I ......" The fat soldier hurriedly shook his head, ready to refuse, his head just turned around, and a pretty face appeared in front of him, who was leaning out from Huang Side and looking at himself curiously, his eyes were shining, although his skin was a little dark, but he was full of agility, and his eyes were full of smiles.

The fat soldier looked stupid for a while, and his shaking movement turned into slow motion, there had never been such a good-looking woman in their village, he looked at the woman's crooked eyes in a daze, but her head was still swinging slightly, and only after half a sound did he mutter: "I ...... Yes, that is...... Willing. ”

Huang Side held his head high and waved his hand, "Okay, then transfer to the art team." He turned his head to face Chen Xin, and immediately lowered his body by three points, "My lord, the rehearsal for this play is very tight, and it will be performed for the recruits here in more than ten days, this new actor is not familiar with anything, can you not participate in the recruit training, go to the art team to rehearse first, and then make up later." ”

Chen Xin didn't plan to use the literary team to fight, so after a little thought, he agreed: "Rehearse first, and then make up for it slowly, and their soldiers can be trained in a month." ”

Huang Side agreed in a low voice, turned to face the fat soldier who was still watching, and immediately became proud and said to the fat soldier, "You have been recruited, and you will join the art team today to rehearse and play that Tartar well." ”

The fat soldier was still staring at Guan Xiaomei, and he didn't even hear what Huang Side said, and muttered back: "Okay, I know...... What!? Playing a Tartar? The fat soldier suddenly reacted, and hurriedly turned his head to look at Huang Side anxiously.

"You will play the slave chief Taiji."

The fat soldier sat on the ground and wailed, "No, I don't play Tartar, I don't join the art team, I want to go home!" ”

The soldiers and literary team members next to them laughed in unison, including Guan Xiaomei, several female soldiers laughed together. Yang Yunnong came up and slapped him on the head and scolded: "You have just been conscripted into the army, and now you have to go home, that is a deserter, and the deserter should be a deserter according to the military law of Dengzhou...... When chopping. ”

The fat soldier put away his howl and looked at Yang Yunnong with a desperate face, Huang Side had already quickly recruited the recruiting officer of the Military Affairs Division, and asked him to register the fat soldier, and the recruiting officer came up with a kick, "Stand up!" ”

The fat soldier hurriedly got up. The conscription officer immediately taught him to stand upright with a whip, and the fat soldier was beaten to the ground, and he learned very quickly.

The recruiter asked in a roaring voice, "Name!!" Age!!! ”

"My name is Tang Wei! I am 17 years old this year! Not yet 10 ...... Ah! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the Biquge www.biquge.info (qidian.) to vote for recommendations, monthly passes, your support is my biggest motivation. )

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