Chapter 51: Just Think with Your Ass
Xu Shiji slumped on the ground and asked resentfully, "Brother, can you not go?"
Shan Xiongxin said: "Don't worry, brother, I asked King Jin, and King Jin said that if he wanted to kill you, you would have died a long time ago, so your life is safe."
"Kill me, I'm afraid of death, but I'm even more afraid of being played to death by King Jin! I don't want to go. Xu Shiji chattered in his heart.
In any case, Xu Shiji could not escape Li Chengzong's miss, and obediently followed Shan Xiongxin to Dingzhou.
Li Chengzong was quite happy to see him, and said, "I heard that you have a good life, can you still ride a horse and fight?"
"The last general will definitely be able to share the worries of the King of Jin, and whoever disobeys the King of Jin will be slaughtered." It's better to bow your head, I can't remember how many days I haven't had contact with King Qin, and I may have been forgotten in the weeds for a long time.
If Li Shimin, who was far away in Chang'an, knew that Xu Shiji thought so, he would definitely open the bow with two slaps. You bastard, do you know how many people Lao Tzu died trying to contact you? Who asked Li Chengzong to offer you like a national treasure, and protect you so thoughtfully.
"Yes, the children can be taught rotten wood and carved. You've finally come to your senses, great goodness. Li Chengzong said with a smile.
Xu Shiji's old face flushed and said, "King Xie Jin praises."
Li Chengzong and Xu Shiji finished talking, their faces changed, and they said solemnly: "This king recently received news from Chang'an, saying that the eldest grandson Wuji is missing, guess where he can go?"
Everyone in the hall looked at each other, thinking that this is not embarrassing?
The eldest grandson Wuji has hands and feet, who knows where he ran away.
Xu Shiji asked tentatively, "You won't go to the Turks, will you?"
Li Chengzong said: "It is worthy of being a person who has been in the Qin Palace, and the result is exactly the same as the result of my hard thinking and meditation for a few days."
Meditating? Ponder and meditate.
From the perspective of thinking that killing people is not paying for their lives, after receiving the news from Wang Xiaohu about the inexplicable disappearance of the eldest grandson Wuji in Chang'an, Li Chengzong thought with his ass and guessed what Li Shimin was going to do.
It's just an old routine to ask the Turks to help contain their energy.
At this point, I have to say that Li Shimin is very unlucky, and he met an opponent who seems to be more loyal than him, but in fact he is even more stinky and shameless, and has a kind and black face.
"Then what do you say Eldest Sun Wuji is doing in the Turks?" Li Chengzong asked again.
Xu Shiji thought to himself, since Brother Shan was here, he simply took refuge in King Jin.
Now that the King of Jin is in full swing, although it is still not as good as the Qin Palace, it is better to be at ease, isn't it? If you stay in Hebei to eat and drink spicy food, you don't have to be afraid, if you go back, who knows if there will be a murder one day?
Besides, I haven't gotten any news after staying for so long, I'm afraid I'm afraid that I will be suspicious of King Qin, which is very bad!
After thinking about it, Xu Shiji said: "It's nothing more than looking for the Turks to contain the King of Jin, nothing more clever."
"Regardless of whether you are smart or not, this king must teach the Turks a lesson this time."
Ma Zhou hurriedly said: "King Jin, we can't move troops, Hebei is still in ruins."
Of course, Li Chengzong knew, but he just said to everyone: "Shan Xiongxin, Su Dingfang, and Xu Shiji listen to orders." The three of you led a total of 3,000 cavalry, two horsemen for each man. Remember for me, if the Turks dare to harass the borders, you will give me to harass their rear. Remember, we have only one principle, and we can't afford to lose. ”
Su Dingfang said: "How can the King of Jin not be able to suffer?"
Shan Xiongxin hurriedly said: "Kill all, rob light, burn all!"
is worthy of being the first to be the boss, but he has such an ideological consciousness, and he can't accept it.
Li Chengzong added: "Let the Turks know that the Buddha also has fire, and without thunder means, these brutes will not know that we are not easy to mess with."
Ma Zhou said: "The three generals must wait until the Turks make the first move, and they don't dare to be impulsive."
The three of them nodded, what are you kidding, what kind of people are these three, where did the impulse come from.
Pei Ju was bored for a long time and said: "In case of a war because of this, I am afraid that the emperor will be guilty!"
Is Li Chengzong afraid, of course he is afraid.
"It's okay, last time the Tuli Khan pitted his uncle, I think this time it was Li Shimin's Tuli Khan who contacted him alone, and he couldn't make a big wave alone. If his uncle, who is not a human being, knows, he may stab him twice in the back. ”
After many days, the news of Li Shimin and others finally arrived, but I didn't know whether to cry or not.
In his letter, the Tuli Khan scolded Li Shimin for not having faith, on the one hand, he asked for his own help, but on the other hand, he told Li Chengzong, the king of Jin.
He led his troops to plunder the Hebei border, and immediately there was a cavalry team of 10,000 people (purely imaginary) who made a detour to the rear and exploded their chrysanthemums. Not to mention how many people have been killed, these brutes actually love to set fires, and there is no grass left everywhere they pass!
From beginning to end, this letter is to scold Li Shimin, and the scolding has no gold content, and it is extremely vulgar.
Li Shimin slammed the letter on the ground and looked at the people around him, he thought that someone wouldn't have sold him, right?
The eldest grandson Wuji? It's impossible, my brother-in-law.
Qin Qiong, Cheng Biting Jin, Yu Chi Jingde? No, I was born and died with myself.
Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui? It's a bit of a possibility, the smarter you are, the more you like to speculate.
Li Shimin didn't like it, and they all had their own thoughts.
The eldest grandson Wuji also had news from Hebei, but it was a few days ago.
"King Qin forgives his sins, there was news from Hebei a few days ago. It is said that Li Chengzong sent Shan Xiongxin, Su Dingfang, and Xu Shiji to go out to various states to borrow grain, and they went in three directions. I don't want this to be cover, their real target is the Turks. The eldest grandson Wuji said.
"Do you think Li Chengzong has the ability to predict the future? How did he know?" Li Shimin shouted.
Fang Xuanling said: "The news must have leaked, or it was guessed."
"What's the guess?" Li Shimin said.
"The crux of the matter lies in Lord Eldest Sun."
The eldest grandson Wuji was so anxious that he jumped to his feet and said, "You are talking nonsense, spraying people with blood, how can I collude with King Jin."
"I didn't say that Lord Changsun colluded with King Jin, the problem is in the identity of Lord Changsun. Just because Lord Changsun is the most trusted person of King Qin, you disappeared in Chang'an inexplicably, which must have made people with a heart worry about it. Fang Xuanling said.
Li Shimin frowned and said, "You mean that Li Chengzong guessed that our Qin Wangfu contacted Tuli because of the news of the disappearance of the eldest grandson Wuji?"
"With only such an explanation, of course, it is expected that Xu Shiji, who knows the internal situation of the Qin Palace, may also be able to help." Fang Xuanling said.
This time it was Qin Qiong's turn to be unhappy, and said, "Impossible, how could Xu Shiji secretly help King Jin."
Fang Xuanling was distressed, so he had to say again: "If Xu Shiji really led an army to set off, how could he have no way to send the news?"
Speechless, yes!
Li Shimin is disgusting, if he can, he can't wait to vomit out all the food he ate last month.
Xu Shiji sent it out by himself, but he didn't expect to be unable to get it back.
The Turki Khan was also offended by himself and died.
Stealing chickens doesn't make rice, just forget about being embarrassed, this loss is too wronged!
Turkic.
Battered and devastated, the Turki Khan did not know that this was the first place he had seen destroyed.
It hurts, the chrysanthemum really hurts.
The Turki Khan roared as he looked up to the sky・・・・・・