"Childe, wake up."

The little monk nudged Gu Ren who was sleeping.

Gu Ren opened his worried eyes, drowsy.

"Dandan, what's wrong?"

"Childe, a few people just came to look for you, saying that it was the family of the Confucian Mansion, called Gou Pi or something, and when they saw that you were asleep, they put down the box and left."

The little monk Dandan looked curiously at the box in his hand.

"Box?"

Gu Ren was puzzled, took the box in Dandan's hand, put it to his ear and listened to it, and there was a crackling sound from time to time inside the box.

Gu Ren's eyes lit up, and this box contained the lightning insects caught by the fat family and a few people.

"Childe, what's in here? Yesterday you talked about Zhu Bajie peeking at the spider spirit taking a bath, will he break the color ring after that? ”

Dandan blinked, looking forward to it.

"Ugh. I'll tell you about it tomorrow. The box is filled with worms, and a meat dish is fried at night, specially for the old monk with kidney deficiency to break the meat ring. ”

Gu Ren smiled...... Open the box.

"Ah......h

Dan Dan saw the dense insects inside the box, and was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground.

"Cowardly like that, like a girl, isn't it just a caterpillar, there is something to be afraid of." ,…,

Gu Ren glanced at the ball.

"I ...... I...... Fearless! ”

Dandan mustered up the courage and nervously returned to Gu Ren's side.

Dandan: "Childe, does this caterpillar really want to be eaten by Master?" ”

Gu Ren: "Well, after my brother finishes charging Google Glass, I will replenish the kidney of the old monk with kidney deficiency." Bring the pen and paper, and help my brother find these things......"

Dandan: "Oh, good. ”

……

Dead.

The lights inside Tianji Temple have long been extinguished. On the window of Gu Ren's room, candle shadows flickered.

I vaguely heard Gu Ren's voice in the room.

"Childe, what are these bugs doing? Why is there a crackling sound? ”

"Ahem, they are generating electricity in a snapping movement, contributing light and heat to our Tang Dynasty."

"Oh, and you can still generate electricity?"

"That's ......"

The first half of the night passed like this, and the little monk Dandan stayed up until the second half of the night, and finally fell asleep and fell asleep on Gu Ren's bed.

The next morning, when the eastern sky was white, Gu Ren walked out of the room, and the little monk got up one by one and rubbed his eyes.

"Childe, wait for me."

"Sharp." ,…,

Gu Ren patted the little monk Dandan's head.

In the early morning, there is a wind, blowing cold on people.

Gu Ren and Dandan climbed onto the roof in the dark. I took out my Google glasses and communication signal transmitter, and looked at the Big Dipper in the sky, a little nervous and a little excited.

He didn't expect that this lightning bug was too powerful, and the current rushed into Google Glass far exceeded expectations, and it actually rushed two percent of the power in just one night. With this two percent of the battery, there is enough power for the signal transmitter to pulse once.

I was able to contact the damn old man Kong immediately, he was very excited, carefully fiddling with the equipment in his hand, adjusting the position, and the green indicator light turned on.

"Wow, Childe, what a treasure this is, it can actually shine, could it be the South China Sea Night Jiaozhu, it is worth a thousand gold...... Childe is a local tyrant! ”

Dandan was surprised.

"Night wool, this is the indicator light, sit honestly next to it, don't talk nonsense, don't move around. Brother wants to use the legendary magic power to spread the sound of thousands of miles. ”

Gu Ren licked his chapped lips, swallowed his saliva, put on Google Glasses and headphones, lay down flat, and turned on Google Glass.

"Launch!"

Gu Ren gave an order, and with Dididi's three consecutive sounds, the green indicator light flashed rapidly, turning from green to red, from red to yellow, and from yellow to green again. …,

,…,

"Failed to send? It seems that there is no signal, right? ”

Gu Ren frowned, and a text popped up with Google Glass.

The smile on his face froze like frost......

(Many years later, Gu Ren still clearly remembers the feeling of lying on the roof of Tianji Temple and seeing this text.) As a brilliant and successful agent, he can express all his emotions with a smile, but only this time, he can't. When he was seven years old, he met Dr. Kong. He regarded him as the most trustworthy person besides his grandfather. He never doubted his words, even if this time it was actually a 2.5 percent success rate of the crossing test. But this time...... Something seemed to shatter in his heart with a click. It hurts a little, but it's more of an endless disappointment)

"Childe, what's wrong with you?"

Dan Dan looked at Gu Ren with some confusion.

"It's nothing, I saw an inexplicable text."

Gu Ren took off his Google glasses and headphones...... He rubbed his temples and looked at the sky that was getting brighter in the east.

"What text, can Childe read it to me?"

"Hmm."

Gu Ren got up and sat on his side, pressing his hands back on the tiles to support his body.

“…… Ahren, I'm sorry. Your crossing is just a long journey without a goal, and the exact location is at hand and irreversible. The communication component is fake, and it is no longer possible to contact the future. You don't use your brain if you are stupid, thousands of years ago you didn't even have an airplane, how could there be a satellite, you can contact a yarn. So, my promise to you is all fake. Also, I've been lying to you, I'm not Italian, I'm Jewish. Not surnamed Kong, surname Ai, Aixin Jueluo's love, Einstein's Instein, full name Einstein......",...,

Dandan: "Einstein? What a strange name. Oh, was Childe deceived by him? ”

Gu Ren: "Yes. ”

Dandan: "Childe." Actually, Daddy and Master also lied to you. My name is Zhang Zimo, and the old man in the big red spring shirt in the yard is my father, called Zhang Jiuling. There is also the Sanqi of the Confucian Mansion, named Zhang Zihan, who is my sister. I'm sorry, Childe. ”

Gu Ren: "Well, it's okay. Some deceptions are just counter-arguments, and smart people will hear it at once. Some deception is a real deception, the kind that hurts the liver and lungs. ”

Dandan: "It's so profound. Childe, Miss Kong is also scolding you, and it is impossible for those three people to get their things. My sister secretly told me not to tell you. ”

Gu Ren: "What else did your sister say?" Did you say that you admire your brother, have a crush on your brother, worship your brother, fall in love with your brother or something? ”

Dandan: "Uh, yes. My sister only said that she likes to look at you the most...... Gaffe. ”

Gu Ren stumbled.

"I'll it! It hurts my self-esteem so much. Walk. went down. Brother wants to conquer these short-sighted girls! ”

……

"Dandan, how many products does your father worship? What my brother remembers is that there is a prime minister named Zhang Jiuling in your dynasty, who is very awesome. ”,…,

"Childe should be talking about Daddy. However, Daddy has now resigned and returned to his hometown, and he is no longer the prime minister......"

"Fack!"

……

The abbot of kidney deficiency really did what he said, and came to the backyard early in the morning to "farewell" to Gu Ren.

"Alas, apprentice, fate gathering and scattering are all fate, you and I are masters and apprentices, and this seventy-two stunts exclusively published by Shaolin Temple will also be given to you."

The abbot of kidney deficiency took out a booklet with a yellowed cover from his arms and threw it to Gu Ren.

Gu Ren stretched out his hand to catch it and looked at the booklet. I don't know what kind of inferior hemp paper is used for the title page of this booklet, and it is very rough. The title page illustration is as if it were drawn in a circle of light around the body, piercing the eyes of a 12-gram kryptonite dog.

Next to the illustration, there is a line of distorted Chinese characters: Shaolin Seventy-two Stunts.

Gu Ren turned the first page, and the content was: Apprentice, for the teacher to give you a world of magical powers, the responsibility of saving the world will be handed over to you, thank you! …,

"Whew!"

Gu Ren waved his hand and wanted to lose this broken booklet, what a special thing, this is clearly a comic book for three cents a book at the entrance of the elementary school, not with such a bully. After hesitating, he saw Abbot Shen Xu's serious appearance and did not lose it.

"Old monk, speak human words. Obviously, you drove me away, how can I be fated! ”,…,

Shen Xu: "Since it's a fate, it can't be explained by common sense, understand?" ”

"Understood!"

Gu Ren didn't have any ink, so he decisively packed up his salute.

"Boy...... After you go out, you can get a little longer, practice your world-building skills for the teacher, and don't be ashamed of the teacher. Also, with a little more brains, don't waste materials and can't even get five hundred taels of silver! The Tianji Temple is about to go out of business. ”

Abbot Shen Xu raised his eyebrows.

"Come less, the Thirteen Taibao with two kitchen knives can scare you like this, and it's a miracle! Also, Tianji Temple was hung like this decades ago, and it hasn't closed down! Stop there. Don't be pretty, bye! Also, this bit of silver is considered your care fee for so-and-so. ”

Gu Ren stuffed the money bag into Abbot Shen Xu's hand and strode away.

"Master, I'll walk with my brother."

Dandan hurriedly followed.

"Go ahead."

Shen Xu stood there until Gu Ren disappeared from the end of his sight, and took the silver from the money bag.

A long sigh.

"All the belongings were left to the teacher. Take care, boy! ”

"Hehe, which one are you singing for your master and apprentice. When does the abbot plan to leave, travel the world. ”

Zhang Shinian walked out of the room at some point and walked to Abbot Shen Xu. ,…,

"Depart today. Tianji Temple looked up to Zhang Lao's caressing. Alas, the poor monk has not passed on some skills and Linglang, which is really ashamed. ”

"The abbot is polite, Zimo can worship the master's disciples, listen to the teachings for half a year, it is already a creation, how dare you ask for it again. There is also the old decay, if it weren't for the master's wonderful hand rejuvenation, the old decay would have been dead in the world......"

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