Chapter 236: Big Big?
(Ask for a collection of red tickets)
"I don't want to repeat my teenage life because it's a boring thing."
Li Xian closed his eyes and pursed his lips, as if he was reminiscing about the sweet fragrance of the fruit before, and as if he was savoring some bitter and difficult to swallow taste. He closed his eyes and rested, never saying a word again. Ye Huaisleeve sat quietly, just looking at Li Xian's clean and hearty face in a daze for the whole afternoon. In the carriage swaying slightly, Li Xian seemed to be really asleep, his brows furrowed slightly, as if he was entangled in something difficult to solve in a dream.
Until the sky was slightly dark, Ye Huaisleeve, who had maintained a posture for a long time, stretched his waist, his arms were stretched and his curves were exposed, his waist was slender, and his chest was towering, this posture was extremely beautiful and sultry enough. I thought that Li Xian was asleep, so she would stretch her waist so "presumptuously", but when she sat down again, she found that someone didn't know when she opened her eyes and was looking at her without blinking.
Being a little uncomfortable by Li Xian's gaze, Ye Huaisleeve turned his head to the side.
"There's a question I've always wanted to ask, but I know that women have always cared about this kind of thing, so I haven't asked you, but every time I see you, I'm curious, very curious, very curious."
Li Xian's gaze did not hide his greed, and stayed on Ye Huai's slender waist.
I don't know why, Ye Huaisleeve, who should have been angry, was flustered for no reason, and subconsciously raised his hand to comb the hair in front of his forehead and said in a low voice: "What's the matter?" ”
"You ......"
Li Xian took a deep breath and then shrank back, as if it would be safer this way.
"How old are you?"
Ye Huai Sleeve turned his head to look at Li Xian, this time the two of them stared for a long time, but it was obvious that Ye Huai Sleeve didn't plan to retreat anymore, and no one could defeat her, so Li Xian was not an opponent, and after staring at it for a while, he looked away in embarrassment and pretended not to care, and said: "If you don't want to say it, forget it, I've never been a bad woman." ”
"Oh?"
Ye Huaisleeve looked at him with a smile and asked, "I really want to know?" ”
Li Xian thought that he had excellent luck today, so he immediately replied: "I really want to, I really want to think very much, I think very much, I think very much." ”
Ye Huaisleeve approached Li Xian's ear and exhaled like an orchid, and the breath wafted into Li Xian's nose, and the smell was so good that Li Xian was almost intoxicated, this fragrant fragrance was different from any kind of taste in the world, so it suddenly got into Li Xian's mind and never dispersed for a long time. Just close to Li Xian's ear, Ye Huaisleeve whispered, and then Li Xian sighed in annoyance and said, "Do you think it's interesting?" ”
Ye Huaisleeve stuck to his ear and said, "If you want, you can call me aunt, and you can call me aunt." ”
Because of this sentence, Li Xian remembered his real age in this era with annoyance. In the past, when he faced Ye Huaisleeve, he noticed that Ye Huaisleeve always had an absolute confidence and pride in front of him, and after saying this sentence just now, Li Xian woke up to where Ye Huaisleeve's pride and self-confidence came from. This made him very annoyed, but he couldn't find any sharp words to fight back. There are naturally mean words, such as an old word is enough to make Ye Huaisleeve crazy, but such words are obviously not interesting, and Li Xian disdains them.
"Actually, I'm not as small as you think."
Li Xian said seriously.
"Oh, then I'm not as old as you think."
Ye Huaisleeve leaned back, leaned on the carriage and said with a smile.
Li Xian was surprised: "Which one said you were old?" ”
"You ask me how old I am, isn't that what you mean?"
Ye Huaisleeve was obviously a little angry: "Little guy! ”
"Where am I small!"
Li Xian argued: "You make it clear! ”
"You thought it was big?"
Ye Huaisleeve sneered at each other.
Li Xian said angrily: "It's big enough!" ”
After saying this, both of them were stunned, and then the atmosphere became awkward. Ye Huaisleeve turned his head to look out the window and seemed to be fascinated by the scenery on the side of the road, but he forgot that he couldn't see anything when he opened the curtain of the carriage. Li Xian lowered his head and looked at his fingernails, as if he was annoyed by a piece of dirt that did not exist inside, and he was still rubbing hard, not knowing whether to look at the nails unpleasantly or to hide his embarrassment.
"Actually, I don't mean anything else, I mean...... In terms of age, you don't suffer if you call me an aunt. ”
After a while, Soft Ye Huaisleeve explained a little unconfidently, hiding the anger that he couldn't help but overflow because he was questioned about his age.
"It's clear that you just want to take advantage of me!"
Li Xian didn't want to settle the matter, just like a little wolf whose tail had been stepped on.
"Am I taking advantage of you?"
Ye Huaisleeve was finally angry: "You provoked this topic!" ”
"I'm just curious!"
"You have bad intentions!"
"I didn't!"
"You have!"
"I didn't!"
"You just have!"
"It's too much of a deception, don't think I'm afraid to beat you if you're a woman!"
"Joke, the men I have beaten so far are also one or two!"
"Do you have the ability to beat me?"
"Why don't you do it first?"
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The two of them were very bored and boring arguing, and they were so red-faced that no one was willing to back down half a step. It's just that neither of them dares to admit it, in fact, this boring dispute is just to hide the embarrassment and an inexplicable feeling in their hearts, and no one dares to face it, so there is such a meaningless dispute, which looks very warm, but it is just a pair of stupid men and women who deceive themselves.
"Hit it!"
Ye Huaisleeve is a woman after all, so she has an unreasonable side, she raised her hand and punched Li Xian's nose, this time it was actually quite sharp, if she was hit, Li Xian would be broken by her. Li Xian subconsciously raised his hand and grabbed Ye Huai's wrist and said angrily: "Quite an unreasonable woman! I'm welcome to do it again! ”
Ye Huaisleeve said angrily: "Which one wants you to be polite!" ”
The other slender jade hand clenched into a fist and hit Li Xian's nose again, and I don't know if she looked at the nose unpleasantly, or if she hit the nose smoothly. Li Xian raised his other hand and grabbed Ye Huai's fist, and after he controlled the other party's two hands, he threatened viciously: "Believe it or not, I stripped you naked and hung you up and beat you!" ”
"I don't believe it!"
"Oops, you did it yourself!"
......Shh
"What are you doing!"
"Teach you a lesson!"
"Ahh
Ye Huaisleeve let out a low exclamation, and clasped his hands back in front of his chest. The slight pain in her buttocks made her ashamed, but she retreated for a second and then bit Li Xian's wrist fiercely, biting out a row of tooth marks, Li Xian was bitten and exclaimed: "You bite me, don't I dare to bite you?" ”
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Both of them are great masters in martial arts, but they fight in a disorderly and ugly way. And then everything happened so casually and naturally, the scuffle between the two people naturally turned into a hug, and when she bit him and he bit her and finally turned into biting together, a charming atmosphere in the carriage still spread. No one taught him what to do, but a man's instinct didn't need to be taught. It's just that the goose-yellow dress was too cumbersome, and the mere unbuttoning made him sweat profusely, and she lay there panting, as if all her strength had been drained.
When he hurriedly stripped off her clothes and his own, looking at the body in front of him that was completely flawless and extremely beautiful, his heart almost felt like it was going to come out of his throat. His breath was short, like a hungry beast, and she was like a frightened little white rabbit controlled by the beast's claws. At such a time, no matter how strong a woman is, she will become soft and weak, indeed too white, indeed too beautiful, so the beast is not willing to eat her, but chooses another way to destroy.
It came in such a ridiculous and confused way, without warning.
It just came naturally, without hindrance.
When Li Xian boarded the carriage, he never thought about what would happen to Ye Huaisleeve, and he could swear to the sky. And Ye Huaichongjue would never have thought that this little man would be so shameless, would he die if he was beaten by a woman, would he die if he was bitten by a woman, but he actually beat him back and bit him back. She tried to slap him in the nose and didn't succeed, but he succeeded in spanking her. She succeeded in biting his wrist, and he succeeded in biting into the bud on her chest.
The wheezing voices of the two men intertwined, along with the tongues of the two men.
Li Xian sometimes laughs at himself and thinks that he has had a lifetime of virgin experience, under what circumstances will he complete his gorgeous transformation from a boy to a man in this life? The night he was drunk not long ago, Ou Si Qingqing wanted to stay and take care of him, and he knew that Ou Si Qingqing would never refuse if he asked for it. But Li Xian retreated, three points could not bear three points, three points did not want to three points, and there was still one point of gain and loss.
Because he has a virgin identity that has passed through the millennium, he has more dreams than a young girl who is pregnant with spring, and has summed up many times how perfect and majestic his romantic first time will be, so that the aftertaste is endless, so that it is full of the charm of a male surname. It is best to complete it in a very romantic environment, so that the memories will be delicious.
But when he violently pushed the goddess Ye Huaisleeve, when she gasped slightly, she closed her eyes, but she thought in her heart whether she should knock him out? But when the lust in his eyes before made her unbearable, so she was very entangled, someone who wanted to be majestic wiped the sweat from his forehead and asked in annoyance, "How do you get in?" ”
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Because Li Xian was a little unreasonable and shamelessly squeezed into Ye Huai's carriage, Jia'er could only ride a horse and follow behind the carriage. Fortunately, the scenery on the side of the road is quite beautiful, so it will not be boring, but Li Xian's big black horse is a little uncomfortable with a woman riding on its back, so it is very dishonest, which arouses Jia'er's competitive heart, she is bent on taming this unruly big beast, but she does not know that her young lady is being bullied by another beast in the carriage.
If the big black horse has thoughts, he will definitely think sadly, why can men and women be on it and they are destined to be ridden?
It naturally doesn't know that when men and women are together, they are sometimes up and sometimes down.
When the big black horse saw that Li Xian's face was no longer tossed, Jia'er wiped the sweat on her forehead and waved her little fist proudly. Iron Fangwolf, Luo Fu Xiong Kuohai and others laughed heartily, and they all praised Jia'er for being a heroine among women. The victorious Jia'er was about to tell the young lady about the result of this little battle worthy of joy, but when she caught up with the carriage, she suddenly realized that something was wrong.
Why did the driver get out of the car and walk and whip so far away? Why does the carriage wobble so much that the horses pulling it are a little faltering?
She slowed down the pace of the big dark horse and subconsciously looked at the coachman. The coachman smiled at her awkwardly, and then said something serious that made her cry and laugh.
"That...... That one...... The big stall and the big boss are in the ...... Learn martial arts, well, learn martial arts. ”
The carriage was still shaking, and Jia'er was blushing and her heart was beating.
It's just that I thought of it for no reason...... Who's going to win?
At this time, it was impossible to see the winner or loser, because the two people in the carriage were already tired and paralyzed in the carriage, and they didn't even have the strength to speak. This battle ...... It was fierce and fierce, but in the end, Li Xian won by half a point. After lying down for a while, he still had the strength to pick up the clothes scattered on the side and slowly put them on her, but she didn't even have the strength to lift her hand.
Someone smiled smugly and said defiantly: "Is it big? Is it big or not? ”