Chapter Eighty-Four: Crazy Sima
Hanoi, Thia Phu.
Old Sima Fang ran into Sima Yi's room and said uneasily: "Son, son, something is wrong, General Zhang is here again." ”
Sima Yi, who was leaning on the seat, put down the military book in his hand and stood up with a frown.
Old Sima Fang persuaded him: "Son, General Zhang is here again, obviously General Gao attaches great importance to you, there is no one around him, and he will definitely reuse you." In addition, General Gao is now strong and strong, has a lot of money and food, and his prestige is spread all over the world. ”
Sima Yi had a different opinion, and said: "Yuan originally had the land of four states, and Cao Cao sat in Guanzhong and Sanfu, the granaries of the world. Gao Mengyan held the merger, even if he had some ability, but if he wanted to break through in the barren merge, it would be too much to underestimate Cao Mengde and Yuan Benchu. ”
"It seems that it is not possible to be heavy-handed, Dad, you still need to cooperate in this matter." Sima Yi said.
Old Sima Fang sighed, since Sima Yi didn't want to assist Gao Yuan, he wouldn't force him, and said, "What do I want?" ”
"So and so and so ......."
"Huh?" Old Sima Fang only thought that he had misheard.
After a while, Sima Fang appeared in the front hall, sighed, and said, "General Zhang, my son's illness is not only not getting better, but it is getting worse and worse. ”
Zhang Liaoxin said that the lord was accurate again, and he immediately smiled and said: "In this case, you can let the doctor I bring to diagnose and treat it, and I can also play my lord." ”
Sima Fang's heart trembled for a while, and he actually brought a doctor, but he quickly calmed down, and said in his heart Thanks to my son's foresight, he was prepared this time. ”
Zhang Liao took Chen Fengjia, a well-known doctor in Hanoi County, into Sima Yi's room, Chen Fengjia is a great doctor, it is said that he is the descendant of Bian Que, there are three uniques, take a look, number the pulse, acupuncture and moxibustion, and the patient will be cured.
Zhang Liao went in to take a look, and saw that Sima Yi was eating under the service of the maid, and a large scarf was put around his neck.
I saw that Sima Yi didn't pay attention to Zhang Liao who came in at all, and ate violently with his mouth and eyes crooked, but he ate less in his mouth and more on his body.
Sima Fang was very embarrassed and glanced at Zhang Liao.
Zhang Liao was also very embarrassed, so he gave Chen Fengjia a look, and the latter understood, first circled around Sima Yi, and then showed doubts. In Chen Fengjia's opinion, although Sima Yi's mouth and eyes are crooked, his complexion is too good, and he is more energetic and energetic than ordinary people.
Since he couldn't see it, Chen Fengjia had no choice but to use the second must, the number pulse.
After a while, Chen Fengjia let go of the finger on Sima Yi's wrist.
Zhang Liao hurriedly asked, "Doctor, how is Sima Zhongda's illness?" ”
Chen Fengjia was very puzzled and said: "I have practiced medicine for many years, and I have seen patients such as carp crossing the river, and I have also seen many incurable diseases. As long as this person is sick, the pulse will be mixed, but looking at the pulse of Sima Shangji's rafters, he should not be sick. ”
Sima Fang trembled for a while when he heard this, his heart was broken, and the doctor said that he was not sick, and Gao Mengyan would definitely come back, so he hurriedly looked at his son.
Sima Yi still has a crooked mouth and eyes, constantly humming and chirping.
When Zhang Liao heard this, his sharp gaze fell on Sima Yi, and he didn't speak, just looked closely.
With the loss of time, even characters like Sima Yi can't support it under Zhang Liao's eyes.
Sima Yi gritted his teeth, it seems that this heavy hand must be used. So, as soon as he raised his hand, he pushed Chen Feng's house away.
Everyone was taken aback, and they all took a step back, not knowing what Sima Yi was going to do.
I saw Sima Yi stumbling back for a while, his crooked mouth and eyes twitching for a while, giving people a very crazy feeling, and then shouted: "Oops, it's so unpalatable!" His "madness" came up, and he didn't use his hands, and the whole person lay on the dining table and swayed, and the sweet food fell to the ground.
Zhang Liao and Chen Fengjia glanced at each other.
And Sima Yi was not finished yet, I saw him like a child again, pretending to be tender, dancing with his hands, and said childishly: "Fortunately, I have hidden something delicious." ”
"Something delicious?" Everyone couldn't help but glance at each other, and the sweat on Sima Fang's face came down.
saw Sima Yi rummaging through the cabinets for a while, and Zhang Liao and the others had to keep moving to avoid flying books, clothes and other things. Finally, Sima Yi took out a wooden barrel from behind the bed and shouted happily: "Found it~." ”
Zhang Liao's face changed greatly, and he took three steps back with the Chen Feng family. They are too familiar with this wooden barrel, every household has it, because they are all standard parts, the style is the same, and they can recognize it as a toilet at a glance.
As Zhang Liao's eyes became more and more frightened, Sima Yi put his hand into the toilet bowl and grabbed out a lump of gray things, and a guy exhaled on his lips, and shouted: "This is rice, it's so sweet!" ”
"Gross~." Chen Fengjia covered his mouth at that time, and instinctively reacted in his heart, wanting to vomit.
Wow~, Sima Fang squirted out a mouthful of white stuff at that time.
And Zhang Liao almost couldn't believe everything he saw, "I actually ate!" ”
Sima Yi gave people away while eating, "You eat, you eat~." ”
Who eats this? Normal people don't dare to approach.
Sima Fang, Chen Fengjia, and the maids retreated sharply, even Zhang Liao, who did not change his face in the face of thousands of troops, withdrew back and forth in Sima Yi's hands.
This is already inhuman.
Chen Fengjia couldn't stand it anymore, he hurriedly bowed to Zhang Liao, and said: "It seems that he is already terminally ill, and I am forgiven for my shallow medical skills, and I can't cure a disease like Sima Shangji Rafter." He saluted Sima Fang again, "Mr. Sima, I think, you better prepare for your son's funeral!" ”
Sima Fang was happy in his heart, but he was very anxious and said: "Doctor Chen, you are a famous doctor in Hanoi, you must think of a way." ”
Who knew that Chen Feng's family made a fuss again and again, and walked away.
Sima Fang looked at Zhang Liao, Zhang Liao's face turned pale, and said, "Mr. Sima, retire below." ”
When everyone left, only Sima and his son were left, Sima Yi regained his composure, swept the food and flowers on his body, and when he saw the stunned father, he stretched out his hand instead, holding a lump and laughing: "Dad, you taste it, this dry sesame sauce is good, it's very fragrant." Rest assured, this bucket is new and unused. ”
Sima Fang's face twitched, he was speechless for this son, he didn't know what his son thought, he flicked his sleeves and left angrily.
Sima Yi sneered, "Gao Mengyan, you are not as good as me, and you still want me to assist you?" ”
On the other hand, Zhang Liao returned to the Gaoyuan Mansion.
"Lord, it's crazy, it's crazy. The last general saw with his own eyes that Sima Yi lifted a toilet bowl and ...... Only...... Just dig out and eat ....... After Zhang Liao finished speaking, he was sweating profusely, this was the craziest madman he had ever seen in his life.
When Gao Yuan heard this, his eyes jumped wildly. He is from the next generation, will Sima Yi go crazy? I believe that Sima Yi is crazy, and they are all played to death by Sima Yi. A big man like Sima Yi gnaws on to cover up?
If you kill Gao Yuan, you won't believe it's true.
"Eat?"
"It's delicious."
Gao Yuan stood up, touched his chin, and said, "Tomorrow, you will go to Sima Mansion with me." General Ben personally went to meet this Sima Yi for a while. ”