- "Haha, this is the hatchet of the class, right?" Chen Ke's cadres coaxed in the same year: "Our Zhongfang is the champion of the Great Song Dynasty who is selected by Qingqian Wanxuan, don't say three topics, that is, three hundred, what are you afraid of?!" ”

A bunch of uneasy and kind-hearted things, this is a deliberate desire to see the excitement.

In the midst of everyone's laughter, Shi Shi smiled: "Since the groom is talented and quick-witted, let's not be polite." This first question is based on the dragon and phoenix candles in the hall as a riddle, and the groom is asked to make a pair. Shanglian is 'dragon candle painting dragon and phoenix, dragon leads phoenix, phoenix leads dragon, dragon leads phoenix to return to white hair. ’”

This couplet is the "top true" grid couplet, the first embedded "dragon candle" as the theme, auspicious and tricky, when the woman applauded. People also asked who came out of Shanglian, Shi smiled and pointed to a fourteen or fifteen-year-old, beautiful girl, who was actually Wang Xun who came to be a maidess.

"Whose little lady is this, but she is so handsome......" The lustful uncle became interested, but when he heard that her father was Wang Anshi, he didn't squint. The daughter of the king's saint, isn't that a saint? Who dares to blaspheme?

Wang Wei ignored the flies and stared at Chen Ke's face, not only wanting him not to answer, but also afraid that he would make a fool of himself...... Yesterday, the Su family's concubine came back angrily, and put this account on Chen Ke's head, determined to embarrass him today. Su Xiaomei is naturally good at this kind of thing, but she is calculating and resolutely refuses to help. Just when the sisters-in-law had nothing to do, Wang Wei volunteered and came up with three tricky but appropriate 'questions'.

But now she regrets it a little, can't I offend Chen San? If he can't come up and loses face, he still doesn't know how to hate me? What can I do about my brother?

She underestimated Chen Ke, and she didn't look at the environment in which people grew up, Chen Ke's eyes swept away. Looking at the embroidered pillow in the hand of the bride, ready to be put on the car, the following couplet was suddenly made:

"Mandarin pillow embroidered mandarin ducks, mandarin ducks, mandarin ducks, mandarin ducks dance to celebrate eyebrows!"

It's really ingenious, and it is suitable for the situation, and everyone applauded.

Chen Ke's arrogance became arrogant: "Hurry up and come up with the second question." We're in a hurry. ”

"This second question is even more difficult. Let's fill in the first piece of the tune, and ask the groom to fill in the next piece. Shi said with a smile and said to Wang Xun: "Sister, I can't remember so many sentences with this memory. It's better for you to come out. She is honest on the outside and good on the inside, knowing that this question is too difficult, in case she offends Chen Ke, it will be difficult to meet in the future.

Wang Wei rolled her eyes secretly. But it was already difficult to ride a tiger, so I had to smile sweetly. Meimu said expectantly: "Okay, please listen to the groom." Then he easily sang with his lips:

"The sky is light (green) and the clouds are flying, and the scenery of the forest is sky. Daylilies are all over the ground, in front of the dusk Hengtang (Cistanche, that is, the broken intestine grass).

Peony garden edge. Changshan Red Lady, looks like a fairy. Coincidentally, I met a cart man by the peony pavilion. The person Magnolia. Juvenile Jian. When I saw it, I talked calmly (Cistanche) in front of the car, and vowed to live for 10,000 years. Tied by the gold needle, the pulsatilla said the matchmaker, and the marriage was negotiated by the bitter ginseng businessman.

The road was smooth, and no one (barley) stopped it. Mid-August. Choose (Ze) Lankai day to get married and marry Fengluan. ”

What she sang was the self-song created by Chen Ke, which was beautiful and graceful. The attainments are not shallow. It sounds like the bride and groom know each other and get married today, which seems to be unremarkable, but who are the people present? Immediately hear the Tao in this - in every sentence, there are one or two herbs embedded in it!

Wang Wei was afraid that Chen Ke would not be able to deal with it, so he hurriedly prompted: "There are a total of twenty-five crude drugs in this. ”

Therefore, Chen Ke not only has to sing the next film, but also embeds the twenty-five flavors of crude medicine into it, and he has to adapt to the situation. Everyone, this sweat, this is too, too, too difficult, right? Whoever can say it right away, then he really becomes a god......

What a feud this little lady has with the groom.

Chen Ke really paced up with a pensive face, and the audience was silent, lest he disturb his train of thought. Su Shi thought about it, and felt that he couldn't figure it out for a while, he knew that his brother-in-law was not as good as himself in this regard, so he played a round and said: "Such a big article, I have to sit down and think about it carefully, this one is right for the future." Let's move on to the next question. ”

Seeing that Su Shi said this, everyone knew that this was not something that could be done by manpower. Wang Xun also hurriedly found a step down and said, "Okay, let's talk about the third one directly." ”

"Not necessarily." Who knew that Chen Ke raised his head, smiled at her, showed eight teeth and said, "It's not as good as listening to the little lady when you sing down." ”

"Even if you read it out," Wang Wei said with a smile: "The five-body throw that my little sister also admires." ”

"That's not necessary." Chen Ke laughed and sang clearly:

"The chrysanthemums are full of flowers, and the night is shining. The mica dresses it up, and the mature brother (ground) dresses it up. Lead Hua (i.e., Huang Dan, referring to fat powder) is brightened, and jade (yu) gold and tortoiseshell are extraordinary.

Set up a hibiscus tent and tie it up. One night acacia, into a big belly skin waiting to be delivered. Give birth to a strong son, have ambitions. Transferred to the North Courtyard (Baiting), mounted and shot (musk) in Lingze (i.e., Gansui), holding a halberd to fight the enemy.

Pingmu thief in Chongtai (i.e., Chonglou), Xucao Doukou (Coo) in Du Zhen Mountain, breaking Liu Jinu's soldiers and horses. Someone said (arsenic): It's a 'divine man'! When he returned to his hometown (fennel), he was praised for his position as a general! ”

After Chen Ke finished singing, no one applauded for a while, and they were all shocked. I can't imagine what kind of mind it must be to complete this impossible task in seven steps!

After a long while, there was a loud applause of forgetfulness. Everyone said in their hearts, no wonder Chen Zhongfang was able to verify that "Shangshu" was a fake book, this guy is simply 'wise and close to a demon'!

In the tide of praise, Chen Ke only wanted to praise his wife...... With such a perverted problem, he can't solve it overnight. It was last night that the little sister asked the personal maid to send a note over and tell him the mystery in advance. Chen Ke thought that this was the pleasure of the boudoir, so he searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, and wrote the next film to make people blush.

But in this case, if he can face it, it is enough to shock the audience.

At this moment, the man's momentum completely overwhelmed the woman, and everyone coaxed together: "The third question, the third question!" ”

"This last question is a riddle, guess a word." "The riddle is: 'Where is there no fish in the water?' Where is there no stone in the mountain? What is the picture? What son has no father? Who has no husband? Where is there no city? ’”

As soon as the mystery was revealed, everyone began to disagree: "What water is there no fish in it?" Boiling water. "What mountain has no stones, book mountain." "What is not drawn on the picture? Attempt. "What son has no father? Solitary son. "What woman has no husband? Nun. "Where is there no city? Waste the city. ”

These messes can make up a sentence, but everyone can't figure it out. If you don't understand, forget it, Chen Ke will definitely be able to answer it anyway......

"It's not that difficult." Chen Ke thought about it for a moment and said with a smile: "But I can't tell you." ”

"And who are you going to talk to?" Wang Wei looked at Chen Kedao.

"Of course it's my wife." Chen Ke said with a smile.

"Then you can tell me." Everyone laughed. The atmosphere was no different from a wedding a thousand years later.

Chen Ke was also completely infected, put down the style of 'famous ministers and great Confucians', and strode into the door. The maids smiled and flashed away, and Chen Ke walked in front of the little girl with a gold hijab on her head. With a copy of his hand, he held his bride in his arms and said loudly: "I am so old with you!" ”

There are no fish in the rain, no stones in the muddy mountains, no husbands in the heavenly maiden, no cities in deserted cities, no drawings on maps, and no fathers in Lao Tzu!

"Oh......" The cheers of the crowd could tear off the roof.

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Pick up the little sister on the sedan chair, welcome the team to leave the Su family, blow and blow to the Liu family.

Chen Ke had already changed into another set of auspicious clothes, and sat on the horse to ask for water to drink.

Cao Ping threw him a delicate silver kettle, Chen Ke took a big sip, and blushed and said, "This is wine, and it's Xianlu......"

"Drink, drink some courage." Cao Ping looked at him sympathetically and said, "In the Su family, you only have to use your mouth." When I arrived at Liu's house, I had to play with my life......"

'Poof......' Chen Ke took a sip of old wine and sprayed him in the face.

"I heard." Zhao Zongji approached from the other side and said, "Someone is instigating a mother-in-law of the Liu family, and it may be more impertinent." ”

"Let's stop it." Chen Ke sighed.

As he spoke, he arrived at the gate of Liufu. The relatives and friends of the Liu family in Hedong are naturally not comparable to the Su family, and their number is more than ten times more, and the whole street is full of them. Is this a demonstration......

Blowing and blowing into the door, the process of the Su family was repeated, and sure enough, when it was time to urge makeup, Liu Yue'e's aunt spoke: "I heard that the groom was officially in the Su family, and he solved the three questions of the family, and then he hugged the beauty." Since they are all wives, they naturally have to be impartial, and they will also take our three questions. ”

"Please ask the question, and then it will be next." Chen Ke smiled bitterly.

"I have heard for a long time that the groom's official is a civil and military all-rounder, since the Su family has already taken the school exam, then our family will take the school and martial arts." The aunt of the Liu family pointed to a red hydrangea hanging on the high plane tree in the corner of the courtyard and said, "Please stand here and shoot the hydrangea down." As he spoke, he asked him to give him a hard bow.

Everyone who greeted the relatives saw that the tree was five zhang high, nearly thirty zhang away from Chen Ke, and there was still some breeze today, and the hydrangea was shaking badly. I won't do it when I get there, we are readers, how can there be this book?

But he was ridiculed by the Liu family: "Is the Six Arts a scholar's subject?" Is there a 'shot' in it?! ”

The scholars were speechless.

Zhao Zongji asked the guards to bring his own shooting sun, personally handed it to Chen Ke, and said softly: "Aim at the branches and shoot ......"

Chen Ke nodded, took out a carved arrow, sank into the dantian, bent the bow and took the arrow, and aimed at the branch where the hydrangea was hung is an arrow-

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