"Da Da Da!"

At that moment, the sound of horses' hooves sounded from behind him. Zhang Liang turned around and saw Zhang Jiao leading hundreds of light horsemen and riding horses. Surprised, he asked, "Big brother, why don't you sit in the big camp and come here?" ”

"I've been waiting for a long time, but I haven't heard any news of your battle with the Han army. Let's take a look. Zhang Jiao rode his war horse lightly, came to Zhang Liang's side, and said.

Zhang Liang smiled bitterly and said, "Big brother, that Zhang Shuang avoids without fighting, and I can't help it." ”

"I probably thought of it, so I came up with a solution." Zhang Jiao smiled slightly and said.

"How?" Zhang Liang's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked, "What way?" ”

"Come on, use a plan!" Zhang Jiao smiled and said nothing, and then ordered the left and right light riding paths.

"No."

The three of them answered, took out a banner, and rode towards the Han army camp.

"This is the banner of the Han army. It was captured when Zheng Tai was killed. Zhang Liang showed a sudden expression. On the other side, three light horsemen reached the Han army camp, after the archers were out of range.

The Han army flag was still on the ground, and then he took off his pants and began to release water. In an instant, the Han army was overwhelmed by urine.

"Hahahaha!"

The Yellow Turban soldiers laughed in unison, laughing heartily and laughing mockingly.

"Hehehe, if Zhang Shuang doesn't fight, then he is not a man." Zhang Jiao said with a smile.

"What's not a man?" Zhang Liangle asked.

"Turtle!" Zhang Jiao smiled.

"Hahaha!" Zhang Liang laughed.

……………

"The banner is the face of the Han army."

"Lord Sima, I invite five hundred elite soldiers to raid the enemy camp and behead Zhang Liang."

On the camp gate, the Han soldiers were indignant one by one, and one of the generals under Wu Kuang's command was even more angry, asking to go to war. At this moment, Wu Kuang also clenched his hands, eager to fight.

But he didn't dare to disobey Zhang Shuang's moderation, so he took a deep breath, forcibly suppressed the idea of going to war in his heart, and said to the left and right: "Go and report everything to Ming Gongyu." ”

"No."

Left and right answered the promise, and galloped.

Soon after, in the sound of hurried horses' hooves, they returned left and right. Wu Kuang hurriedly asked, "How?" ”

Ming Gong said, let him be. We're still holding our ground. Left and right replied.

"Ahh Wu Kuang was a soldier on his side, and the officer shouted angrily.

"Ming Gong is really forbearing." Wu Kuang clenched his fists, then let go and sighed.

…………………

Zhang Jiao and Zhang Liang thought they had caught the handle and waited for Zhang Shuang to fight angrily. But I waited for a long time, and I didn't see the door of the Han army camp open. They glanced at each other, and saw the trickiness and helplessness in each other's eyes.

"Zhang Shuang doesn't get oil and salt, and water and fire don't invade, so there's really no way."

Zhang Jiao sighed.

"Hey!"

Zhang Liang also sighed.

"General, I've caught a turtle." At this moment, a yellow turban soldier rushed forward, holding a huge turtle in his hand.

"How can there be a turtle?" Zhang Liang, Zhang Jiao was stunned.

"There are a few rivers nearby, maybe I got lost on the shore." The Yellow Turban Soldier said.

"It's more than a meal, get it back and make soup to drink." Zhang Jiao immediately sighed and said: "I didn't win against Zhang Shuang once, but I got a turtle, I don't know if it's a blessing for Sai Weng to lose his horse?" ”

"Big brother, this turtle is just a toothpick. Why don't we use this to humiliate Zhang Shuang? Zhang Liang suddenly had an idea and said.

"How humiliating?" Zhang Jiao said curiously.

"Come to someone, take pen and ink, silk come." Zhang Liang smiled slightly, and then shouted.

"No."

The soldier agreed, and then flew back to the camp to get pen and ink. Zhang Liang got pen and ink and wrote a line on the silk. "This Zhang Shuang, the word Bo Liang, the people in the water are also." Then, trap the silk on the turtle's back.

"Put it on the ground and let it crawl to see Zhang Shuang by itself."

Zhang Liang laughed.

"Hahaha!" Zhang Jiao thought it was funny and couldn't help laughing.

"No."

The soldier answered and placed the turtle on the ground. The turtle stretched its limbs and swayed towards the Han army camp. And Zhang Liang, Zhang Jiao and other yellow scarves waited quietly.

"If this can be endured, then he is really a turtle king."

Soon after, the turtle was obtained by Wu Kuang. He looked at the turtle, gritted his teeth and said, "You guys guard the camp, and I will go to see Ming Gong in person." ”

"No." Left and right promises. Then, Wu Kuang took the turtle, turned over his horse, and galloped towards the Chinese army's tent.

"Ming Gong!" After arriving in front of the tent, Wu Kuang turned over and dismounted, screamed, and walked in.

"Huh? General Wu didn't guard the camp gate, why did he come here? Zhang Shuang was reading a book leisurely, and when he saw Wu Kuang rushing over, he was suddenly displeased, and said.

"Why are you still in the mood to read? It's all burning eyebrows. Wu Kuang smiled bitterly and handed the turtle in his hand to Zhang Shuang.

"Where did the turtle come from?" Zhang Shuang was surprised.

"The most important thing is this silk." Wu Kuang took out Zhang Liang's handwriting from his sleeve and handed it to Zhang Shuang. Zhang Shuang unfolded it and looked at it, and suddenly said with a smile: "It's a shame that Zhang Liang thought of it." ”

"Ming Gong, why are you still smiling?" Wu Kuang smiled bitterly.

"Why can't you laugh?? Did he say I was a turtle and I would be a turtle? The mouth grows on other people's bodies, as the so-called anti-Sichuan is easy, but it is difficult to block the mouths of others. What Zhang Liang said has nothing to do with me. Zhang Shuang said with a smile.

"Okay!!" Wu Kuang thought that Zhang Shuang would be angry and rush to the crown, and then lead his troops to fight. Seeing this, there was no hope.

"This thing, though. For us, it's also very beneficial. Zhang Shuang smiled and put the turtle at his feet and said.

"Proneficial?" Wu Kuang was surprised.

"Destiny Wei came to see me." Zhang Shuang smiled, and then drank outside the tent.

"No."

Ying Nuo's voice sounded, and not long after, Dian Wei walked in from outside. "Ming Gong looking for me?" Dian Wei asked.

"Look at this turtle and this handbook." Zhang Shuang smiled and handed the silk to Dian Wei. When Dian Wei saw it, he suddenly looked at it with disgust, and said angrily: "Zhang Jiao, Zhang Liang deceives people too much. I invite you to meet the battle with 3,000 elite soldiers. ”

"Hahahaha!" Zhang Shuang laughed, then got up from the handsome seat, stretched out his fist, hammered Dian Wei on the chest, and said with a smile: "I know that Dian respects me, so I was furious." ”

After a pause, Zhang Shuang said: "Because of this, it takes time to brew." ”

"Huh?" Dian Wei, Wu Kuang was puzzled.

"Circulate this turtle, this handwritten book, to the whole army. Let all the generals and soldiers know. How did Zhang Liang humiliate me. The soldiers who love me will be as angry as Dian Wei. Angry, and then you can be angry. Vigorous, can destroy the enemy. Zhang Shuang said, and then sneered: "Zhang Liang is proud at the moment, but he doesn't know that he has dug a pit for himself." Five days later, Zhang Liang beheaded him in a battle. ”

"No."

Dian Wei and Wu Kuang's eyes lit up, and they agreed with a bang.