Chapter 323: Childe, Madam
Mu Rong glanced at him and said, "Since Ling Bingyan can be the leader of the Divine Martial Sect, one of the three holy lands, his strength is naturally beyond doubt. The kung fu of 'instant hell' has caused many masters to die. ”
"What about how he compares to Mu seniors?" Tang An, like a curious baby, circled back to the distance.
"Five-five." Mu Rong said.
"Five-five?" Tang An stretched out five fingers, he didn't expect this woman to be so powerful, and even equal to the number one master in the world.
"Oh, that's not right. If the two of them were equal, plus the soldiers and horses at that time, why could the Mu seniors still be able to hold the imperial city? This doesn't make sense! Tang An said.
Mu Rong said: "That's because... That woman likes my master. ”
Damn, that's okay too? It's so emotional to fall in love in the midst of thousands of troops. I can't see that this senior Mu who has never met is not only a master, but also a lover, and he has my style.
Tang An said: "Even the Demon Sect Leader can handle it, Master Mu is really a model for my generation." Now that there is this relationship, it is just around the corner to overthrow the Demon Sect, subvert the Xia Kingdom, and dominate the world. Oh-I see, Ling Bingyan must be a nail arranged by Master Mu in the Western Regions, playing the most important role at the most critical time. Sister Fairy, are you the illegitimate daughter of the two of them? ”
Mu Rong was completely defeated by this guy's rich imagination, and said: "The master traveled all over the world back then, and when he traveled to the Xia Kingdom, he fought because he couldn't get used to seeing the barbarians insulting my Han people. Later, at this time, the trouble became bigger and bigger, and the masters of Xia Guo were defeated by the master one after another, provoking Ling Bingyan to take action himself. The two fought in the desert for two days and two nights, and finally Ling Bingyan was defeated in one move, but the master was moved by compassion and did not take her life. That Ling Bingyan is a person who is arrogant by nature, and he has never tasted defeat before, so he never forgets my master, and later came to challenge several times, but all of them were defeated by my master without exception. ”
"So I fell in love with Master Mu later-is this the highest level of flirting? It seems that martial arts skills are of great benefit to pickle girls, Sister Fairy, what do you think of my qualifications? Tang An said excitedly.
Mu Rong glanced at him with disdain and said, "The root bones are very bad. ”
No, Lao Tzu is in good shape! Tang An pursed his lips, if he doesn't learn martial arts, he won't learn martial arts, and Lao Tzu's wisdom can top ten martial arts masters.
"And what about later? Master Mu took the opportunity to cook the raw rice into rice? Tang An continued to ask.
"Dirty!" Mu Rong looked disdainful and said, "My master is a righteous man, how could he do such a despicable thing?" ”
Tang An despised Mu Jingfeng in his heart, and if he was replaced by Lao Tzu, he would definitely beat the demon girl with a "stick", and give birth to a Tang Xia mixed-race child to raise my Tang Guowei.
"Such a good opportunity is not even a bully, is it possible that Ling Bingyan is very ugly?" Tang An asked.
"Ling Bingyan is the saintess of the last Shenwu Sect, but anyone who can be selected as a saint is a beautiful person with wonderful qualifications, how can he be ugly?" Mu Rong said, "The more Ling Bingyan and the master fight, the more they admire, and the more they fight, the more they admire. It's a pity that one of the two is the first in Datang, and the other is the leader of the Demon Sect, and they are destined not to be together in this life, which is a pity. However, Ling Bingyan is also a person of the most affectionate and sexual, on the day of the siege, she saw that her master was trying to protect the imperial city, and she couldn't bear to see him die here, so she proposed to fight with my master. If the master loses, let the city gate open; If she loses, she will withdraw from now on. ”
Tang An said: "No need to ask, naturally Master Mu won." ”
"Wrong, it's Ling Bingyan who won." Mu Rong's expression darkened, and he said: "Originally, the martial arts of the two were not far apart, and at that time, the master had already fought to the exhaustion, so naturally he would not be Ling Bingyan's opponent. The master was slapped by Ling Bingyan, in fact, he was already considered a failure, but he still stood in front of the palace gate and refused to back down a single step. Ling Bingyan couldn't bear it, but still ordered Ming Jin to withdraw his troops. ”
Tang An didn't expect that there would be such a twisted and bizarre story in this. At first, when he heard that one person and one sword were guarding the city gate, he also doubted, no matter how powerful a person was, how could he be an opponent of thousands of troops? It turns out that this is just a heroic image set up by Datang in order to promote the national prestige. However, Mu Jingfeng's perseverance in fighting to the death is still worthy of admiration. In order to save the life of his beloved, Ling Bingyan actually used national affairs as a bargaining chip, and this courage is also singable and crying.
"Is the injury suffered by Master Mu from that time?" Tang An asked.
Mu Rong nodded and said: "The internal strength of the Shenwu Sect is very domineering, the master went to the Great Snow Mountain, just to suppress the injuries in the body with the help of the cold air of the Snow Mountain, but recently the old injuries have recurred, and he can't suppress them." I once heard him inadvertently mention that the only way to eradicate an old disease is to find these three of his most powerful herbs to fight poison with poison, so I secretly went down the mountain. Alas! ”
Mu Rong's expression was gloomy, but suddenly a spirit was agitated, and he secretly said What is wrong with me? What do you do with this guy talking to this?
Tang An didn't care that the woman who was originally like ice and snow was so able to talk when she opened the chatterbox, but her eyes were misty, secretly thinking that Master Mu failed to pick up a girl and was seriously injured, and Lao Tzu grabbed the chest of Ling Bingyan's apprentice, which can be regarded as a bad breath for Master Mu.
Thinking that the ghost of the man in black was still gone, and he had to take his own life, Tang An was worried again. His eyes rolled and he said with a smile: "Sister Fairy, you see-Master Mu's love with Ling Bingyan ended without a hitch, and it is really a pity. And this generation of Ling Bingyan has accepted a demon girl apprentice, if she can chase her apprentice, it can be regarded as a continuation of Master Mu's edge. It's a pity that as a daughter, this grand goal will definitely not be achieved. ”
"What the hell are you trying to say?" Mu Rong frowned.
"I mean- what do you think of me, little brother?" Tang An pointed to his nose and said, "Handsome and chic, witty and brave, uneven, honest and kind, these are all said by others, and I never took it to heart." What makes me most proud is that I have a patriotic heart! Although I am usually very busy, it is incumbent on Tang An to fulfill Master Mu's wish and sacrifice his hue to seduce the demon girl of Xia Kingdom to win glory for the country! After thinking about it, if Master Mu accepts another closed disciple, I am afraid that the entire Tang Dynasty will be me. ”
Mu Rong said: "What does sacrificing hue have to do with apprenticeship? ”
"Sister fairy, don't you know, the entire Bianjing City shouts slogans, and there are not a thousand but eight hundred young ladies who don't marry me, so it's just a piece of cake for me to conquer that demon girl emotionally. But the demon girl is strong in martial arts, if you want to completely conquer her, you must not only be emotional, but also better than her senior sister in martial arts, so that everyone in the world knows that the martial arts of Daxue Mountain is the first in the world. Alas, although it is very hard to learn martial arts, for the sake of the Tang Dynasty, for Master Mu, and for the sake of Sister Fairy, what is it to endure a little hardship? Tang An looked impassioned and said, "This matter is settled, and I also ask Sister Fairy to say a few kind words for me in front of Master Mu." Oh - it's time to change your name to Senior Sister. Senior sister is above, please be worshiped by junior brother! Ahh
Before he had time to make a big salute, Tang An was slapped on the chest by Mu Rong, and the whole person hit the wall of the car.
"I can't afford your gift." Mu Rong said with disdain.
Fuck, it's amazing at martial arts! Beware that Lao Tzu soaked with you, so that there will be no successor to the Great Snow Mountain! Tang An rubbed his chest and thought viciously in his heart.
The handlebar outside listened to the movement in the carriage and shook his head helplessly. Today's young people dare to do things in broad daylight, which is really the trend of the world.
"Childe, madam, let's go to Huaiyin County, do you want to find an inn first, and then hurry tomorrow?"
Madam? That's a good name!
Tang An laughed and pulled the curtain and said, "It's not easy to walk at night, let's rest for the night first." ”
Hearing such sensitive words, Mu Rong's face suddenly turned cold, and he said, "What did you just say?" ”
"Husband... Madam, did the villain say something wrong? The middle-aged man who was driving the car looked nervous, for fear of dissatisfying the rich couple.
"It's okay, my lady has made me spoiled, and my temper is a little worse, big brother, you can take care of it." Tang An said, turned around and got into the car again, and said, "Senior sister, the rivers and lakes are sinister, and people's hearts are unpredictable, I think it's good for us to disguise ourselves as a couple." Ahh
No need to ask, poor Tang An naturally received another slap.
"If you dare to take advantage of me again, you will die!" Mu Rong threw down a cruel word, pulled the car and floated away, stunned the handlebar style, and exclaimed: "Son, so blessed, your wife can fly!" ”
Tang An rubbed his chest and said with hatred: "Even if she has a pair of invisible wings, Lao Tzu will tear her from the sky!" ”
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If you ask what the hottest news is recently, it must be the reception envoy of Daxue Mountain who led the crowd to besiege Xiangguofu.
This conflict was a direct collision between the common people and the powerful, and it ended in a victory for the people. People who have personally participated in this matter praised Tang An's spirit of not being afraid of power and pursuing true love, but those who originally hated Tang An made a fuss about this matter.
The court is not as good as the market. As long as it involves its own interests, any small matter as big as a sesame mung bean can be used to make irresponsible remarks. This time, Lord Xiangguo lost a lot of face, and Xiangguo and his party were all different from the enemy, and they couldn't wait to immediately find the little scholar back to the field. Since the second day of the post, the voice of demanding punishment for Tang An has not stopped.
What is surprising is that in the face of pressure from the ministers, the emperor never responded: If you play a fold, I will accept it; What do I do, you ask? More on that later.
This lukewarm attitude made the ministers very dissatisfied, and this dissatisfaction accumulated to a certain extent and finally exploded.
Dongfang Yuanxing, who has not made any action in recent days, suddenly took leave from the emperor, saying that he had been unwell recently and wanted to go back to his hometown in Lingnan to recuperate for some time.
The emperor's answer is simpler, with only one word: Quasi!
Some well-intentioned people smelled a hint of gunpowder from the attitude of the two, and secretly sighed that the emperor's authority was growing day by day, and he faintly wanted to get rid of the momentum of the Xiangguo Lord. And the eastward trip was a bit of a gambled evasion, which made the ministers extremely disappointed.
(Thank you for the reward of Zhiqiu~ I have something to do when I go out today, and I am single)