Chapter 3: The Evil Li Huamei
In this compartment, Li Huamei, a big cat and a little beauty on the iceberg, just finished instructing her subordinate, the best pseudo-mother named Yi'an, to take the brothers and sisters to play on their own boat; Over there, the middle-aged Hanfu Aladdin Wang Weishang watched the two brothers and sisters jumping around very depressedly, and without saying a word, he left his father here and ran away.
"Hua Mei, what do you think of this kid?" The middle-aged Hanfu Aladdin asked depressedly after thinking about it.
"Ling Lang, I feel smart and clever, and I can be regarded as a manufacturable material." The iceberg big cat and the little beauty thought about it and said darkly.
It's just that look too colorful, it's just a little big kid, it's already going to look at me with this kind of eye, and when I'm older, it's okay! Hmph, if he wasn't your son, he would have thrown his hand and thrown it into the sea to feed the sharks, no negotiation.
Fortunately, Wang Tianxie couldn't hear the conversation between the two, especially the voice of the iceberg big cat and little beauty, otherwise he had to jump out and say: "Wow, beauty, you see people so accurately; Wow, beauty, you are so black-bellied! ”
Who knew that when the middle-aged Hanfu Aladdin heard the iceberg big cat and little beauty say the sentence "Ling Lang is smart and clever", he was a big deal of bitter water at her, and the latter was really choked!
"He's afraid he's just a little clever, but I don't have anything to do with him!" Aladdin, a middle-aged Hanfu, covered his head with one hand, waved his other hand and smiled bitterly.
Middle-aged Hanfu Aladdin is simply dumb and eats coptis, and he can't say what he is suffering from! Thinking back to when I was young, how majestic my father was, I made a small mistake was a scolding, and if something big happened, I didn't say a word, and I slapped it down.
finally survived until he had a cub now, thinking that it was finally his turn to live a strict father's addiction. Since he beat his son when he was four years old, he has been there to calculate and calculate, how to cultivate his precious son's knowledge in all aspects, and then enjoy and enjoy it while he is wrong!
I was beaten for so many years when I was a child, and now it's finally my turn to make a threat, and I have to live a strict father's addiction!
Unexpectedly, I didn't think that my precious son would mature to the level of demonism!
In front of outsiders, the conversation and behavior of a personable, knowledgeable, four-year-old child is like an adult in his twenties, even if he has served as a royal ceremonial officer for more than 40 years, and the old gentleman who is famous for strictly abiding by royal etiquette can't find fault!
At home, treat those guards and maids with a smooth manner, just like an old monster! Not to mention sitting at the desk and watching yourself calculate accounts there, and learning arithmetic by yourself, that is an accurate calculation, and twice as fast!
When he was just five years old, he took his son to bargain with a Spanish businessman, originally intending to let his son see and see his father's eloquence. As a result, his son suddenly interjected and took the words.
I saw a five-year-old and a middle-aged uncle in his forties there you come and go, arguing and begging, and finally, the five-year-old was stunned to say that the middle-aged uncle was full of red face, and his heart was worthy of oral mouth, even if he sold the other party, the other party might be willing to count the money for him!
In this regard, Wang Tianxie said, there is no way, can you not be evil, after all, we have more than 20 years of education in our previous life, and we were also a college graduate in our previous life, besides, who accompanied his girlfriend to go shopping, I never tried to watch my other half play tricks there and bargain!
The middle-aged Hanfu Aladdin was easy to talk about, and after finally spitting out the bitter water, the two continued the topic just now.
"By the way, Hua Mei, this king has a reluctant request, I don't know if you want to?" Aladdin, a middle-aged Hanfu, thought for a while and said.
"Lord Weishang, please say, after all, our two families have also cooperated for two or three years, as long as it is within Hua Mei's ability, everything is easy to say. However, we are in business, everyone in Nanyang knows, and there is no benefit to it, and I "Xiang Scarlet Tiger" Li Huamei will not do it. The iceberg big cat and the little beauty smiled.
"This king wants to invite Hua Mei to teach my son swordsmanship and foreign guns, I don't know if it's okay?" The middle-aged Hanfu Aladdin didn't know so much, he was just thinking about how to cultivate his son and rub his son's sharpness.
After all, people still have to endure more hardships, hone and hone more, and only then will there be progress! Moreover, no one in the entire South China Sea knows, no one is unconvinced, and no one can compare to the iceberg big cat and little beauty! If you hand over your precious demon son to the iceberg big cat and little beauty to practice, he will definitely be able to suffer a little!
Besides, although the iceberg big cat and little beauty are ten years older than their own demon son, everyone is young, and it is easier to chat. The most important thing is that the other party has been traveling all over the world for several years, and his vision and knowledge are very wide, and he believes that his baby son will definitely learn a lot of knowledge that he can't impart from the other party!
"Hmm......" The iceberg big cat and the little beauty were stunned, let me teach your son swordsmanship and foreign guns? Do you want to refuse, this kind of thing to play with children and play house.
"Yes, it's the Heavenly Evil, you also met him just now. I hope you can take advantage of the time to wait for the monsoon, cultivate him well, train him well, train him well, train him well, whether you rub him round and flatten. Middle-aged Hanfu Aladdin continued.
"Oh, okay, no problem, Linglang will leave it to me, I will educate him well." The iceberg big cat and the little beauty smiled, rubbing the round and flattening? It seems to be a lot of fun.
The two happily talked about how to deal with the six-year-old Empress Dowager Xiaozheng, and Wang Tianxie, who was running around on the deck with the best pseudo-mother Yi An, suddenly felt a burst of cold sweat!
"From today until the monsoon comes, you'll sleep here." The iceberg big cat and little beauty pointed to a wall cabinet about 1.5 meters by 3.5 meters behind the sloping staircase, and said to the stunned Wang Tianxie.
Wang Tianxie first looked at the empty closet, and then turned his head to look at the iceberg big cat and little beauty beside him, the other party was obviously exuding his unique big cat glare.
Wow, I'm not going to be Harry Potter! Wang Tianxie wanted to complain like this at this moment, but unfortunately no one would understand.
"From today onwards, you will live on the ship of the Li family's fleet, and Miss Hua Mei will teach you a lot of knowledge and survival skills." This is this morning, the middle-aged Hanfu Aladdin, ah no, it is what my father said to Wang Tianxie, who is about to be six years old.
Well, living with a beautiful woman, I firmly agree and will not object at all, but why is there an ominous premonition? After listening to his father's words at that time, Wang Tian couldn't help but think about it.
"Sister Li, here...... There is no bed...... "Wang Tianxie dressed himself up as a very pitiful appearance, opened his eyes wide, and protested bitterly to the iceberg big cat and little beauty.
"yes, there's no bed, well, here's for you." The iceberg big cat and the little beauty smiled and handed a large bundle of hemp rope to Wang Tianxie. Sample, rub you round and flatten, so that you stared at people in a daze last time, hum.
Wang Tianxie was very speechless about this, warped, the corners of your mouth just turned up, you black-bellied iceberg big cat and little beauty!
"Yi'an, you can show how to make a rope bed with hemp rope!" The iceberg big cat and the little beauty instructed Yi An, the best pseudo-lady who was snickering behind her.
Soon, Yi An knotted the rope bed.
Wow, the first time people in the two worlds saw the rope bed, just when Wang Tianxie was excited about it, the iceberg big cat and the little beauty brushed the knotted rope bed at a speed of nine seconds and nine, and restored it to a large bundle of hemp rope.
"It's your turn this time, what I'm learning today is to knot the rope bed, if the knot is not good, hum, hum, let's sleep on the floor with the mice tonight......" The iceberg big cat and the little beauty looked at her masterpiece and smiled, turned around, and walked away gorgeously.
You big cat, wait and see, this revenge will come back sooner or later! However, let's get the bed right first, or we won't have to sleep tonight...... @*%@*%
At the same time, the iceberg big cat and the best pseudo-girl Yi An are walking in the aisle of the cabin.
"Admiral, it won't be a problem to treat Lord Wang's child like this, right?" The best pseudo-lady who followed behind the iceberg big cat and little beauty asked weakly.
Wow, if this guy ignores the Adam's apple, he is even more beautiful than a little beauty!
"Questions? Rest assured...... If you can rub this kid's sharp energy, it's too late for Lord Wang to be happy......" The iceberg big cat and the little beauty smiled with a slanted face to the sky, the most important thing is that I haven't played enough.
"By the way, you can see in a while to help him secretly if you need it." The iceberg big cat and the little beauty continued, such a fun toy can't be played too quickly.
Well, we have to say that the iceberg big cat and little beauty are indeed very black-bellied!
Let's go back and take a look at Wang Tianxi, who is continuing to knot the rope bed, with his current age of six years old, although the theory of the knotted rope bed is roughly understood, but it is not easy to make a rope bed that is strong enough to bear his weight for a night.
However, after he failed thirteen times, his bull temper also came up, isn't it just to tie a rope bed, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that he can't get it!
Finally, after he had tied the knot fifty-second and had fallen more than forty times, he had finally made a rope bed that could perfectly bear his weight and toss and turn on it. And his bullish temper also made the iceberg big cat, the little beauty and the best pseudo-girl hiding in the shadows sneer.
In this way, Wang Tianxie spent the first day of hell in the Li family's fleet.
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