Chapter 402: Do You Know Your Family Is Such a Dick?
"When—"
A loud bell rang through the heavens and the earth, and the waves of air rolled and fell from the sky like thunder.
Where the sound wave swept through, the smoke and dust flew all over the sky, and the guests present were shocked in an instant, and the people who were shocked fell to the ground on their backs, covering their ears, and wailing in pain.
"Boom-"
Before anyone could see what was happening, a loud bang suddenly exploded. A huge bell fell from the sky like a meteorite and smashed into the center of the banquet.
"Decepticon Gate Lei Batian, congratulations to Sima Longcheng's predecessors on the blessing of the East China Sea, and longevity than Nanshan——"
The sound was like thunder, sweeping through the hearts of the guests present.
Sima Longcheng stood up with a swish, his face turned pale, "Send the bell, the old man will see who is giving the end to whom!"
With Lu Sheng and Bu Feiyan in charge, Sima Longcheng now has confidence. Majestic and high-spirited, he walked out of the door with a group of martial arts heroes.
Outside the Sima family's house, the disciples of the Sima family retreated step by step in fear. And on the bluestone road not far away, three figures walked slowly.
The two people in the back were dressed in black and white, white and fat, with two big earlobes hanging almost to their shoulders, and a kind smile on their faces, like a Maitreya Buddha.
The man dressed in black looked to be in his forties, his shoulder-length black hair was wantonly scattered, a black belt was tied on his forehead, and he held a sword in his arms, and the scabbard was also as black as ink.
And the one who walked in the front was full of fiery red hair, and his naked upper body was like a bright red soldering iron. The muscles are distinct, the lines are clear, and the red qi and blood all over the body ripple like clouds.
In particular, this person's two huge fists are more than twice as large as ordinary people.
The three of them walked slowly, although they did not exude a terrifying momentum, but the mountain-like oppression made everyone present feel suffocated.
The three of them stopped, and the first one showed a playful smile, "In the Lower Deception Gate Lei Batian, dare to ask where is the Sima Dragon City of the Sima family?"
"The old man is!" Sima Longcheng took a step forward and said coldly.
"The gift, you received it, do you choose to live or die?"
"Hubris—"
"Old man Sima, it's a big deal......
Sima Longcheng stretched out his arms, and the shouting behind him suddenly fell silent.
"The Sima family has been based in Chuzhou for three hundred years, and the ancestors and ancestors are all heroes. Since the Lord of the Thunder Alliance personally came to the door to beg for his life, the old man is willing to accompany him!"
Killing intent burst out in Lei Batian's eyes, "Since that's the case......"
"I heard that the Batianmen was arrogant and domineering, and it was unreasonable, but I didn't believe it...... After all, he is also a martial arts master, and he still needs to have the cultivation he should have...... Today, when I saw it, it was really as rumored ......"
Before Lei Batian's words were settled, a cold voice suddenly came from within the Sima family. The voice was like a breeze and drizzle, and the face was not cold, but the words carried the spiritual thoughts of the Tao made Lei Batian's face change.
He looked at Sima Longcheng deeply in surprise, and there was an unexpected light in his eyes.
"Hahaha...... Old man Sima, this seat is just joking, and it scared your face white...... This seat is here to celebrate his birthday, how can he come to see off the end? Why? If Old Man Sima is not welcome, this seat will turn around and leave. ”
Since the leader of the Lei Alliance is here to celebrate his birthday, the old man cannot turn away the guests. Thunder Alliance Master, please!"
"Hahaha...... Well said!"
The crowd got out of the way, and Lei Batian strode into the Sima family. As soon as he entered the inner courtyard, the two lines of sight docked in the air.
Lu Sheng gently raised the wine glass in his hand and drank it all leisurely.
Lei Batian strode to Lu Sheng's table, pulled out a chair and sat down directly. The heroic personality is as wild as his physiognomy and figure.
"It turned out that Lord Lu and Qingluan Sword Immortal were in front of each other, and they looked up for a long time! ”
As he spoke, he picked up the wine jar at his feet and patted the mud open, "I salute Lord Lu with a glass of atonement." ”
The voice landed, and he drank on his head. Lei Batian's stomach seemed to be a bottomless pit, and a jar of wine was poured in, and his stomach was still so flat. It was as if this jar of wine had been poured into another void.
Lei Batian's body blood and qi became even stronger, looking like a huge steamer.
Lu Sheng smiled lightly, slowly put down the wine glass, and showed a gentle smile at Lei Batian, "Lord of the Thunder Alliance, the sword on his waist is three feet long, do you know that Yan Ci of the Jun family knows?"
"Huh?" Lei Batian's face was stunned, and he looked at Lu Sheng with a stunned expression, "Please forgive me for being a shallow learner, Lord Lu said this...... What does that mean?"
"Do your family know that you hang like this?"
"Poof-" Bu Feiyan on the side was also confused, not understanding the meaning of Lu Sheng's sudden sentence. But when this easy-to-understand words came out, I couldn't hold back in an instant.
Covering his cherry lips, he glanced at Lu Sheng amorously.
Lei Batian's face suddenly became a little unbearable, and he held back his anger and hugged his fists, "Lord Lu, Lei is a martial artist who is not as talented as Lord Lu, so in a verbal battle, ten Lei are not Lord Lu's opponents." ”
"I don't like to hear this when the Lord of the Thunder Alliance says this......," Lu Sheng lightly picked up a chopstick and put it in his mouth, "It seems that if you don't fight, you will be the opponent of our couple." ”
"You ......" Lei Batian suddenly shouted, and when he saw Bu Feiyan beside Lu Sheng, the anger that had just erupted had to be suppressed again.
In front of him, but the two Dao Realm Grandmasters are going to be replaced, and Lei Batian can still propose a heads-up or something. But they are husband and wife, and there is nothing wrong with the husband and wife being the same body.
Suppressing his anger, his eyes swept over the laughing martial arts heroes, and Lei Batian suddenly showed a sneering chuckle.
"It turns out that the Sima family is already attached to Xuantian Mansion, why didn't they say it earlier, and there was such a big misunderstanding in this seat. If I knew this, the Jianghu stickers in this seat shouldn't have been sent to the Sima family......"
As he spoke, with a wave of his big hand, the black-clothed man under his command suddenly let out a long roar.
"Subordinates retire—"
"Subordinates retire—"
The sound of retreat came from a distance, and at this time, the faces of the martial arts heroes present changed greatly. In a trance, my back was already soaked.
Fang Cai was also unashamedly discussing working together to resist the Decepticon, and he didn't even know that he was made dumplings by the Deception. If it weren't for the presence of Lu Sheng and his wife today, it is estimated that everyone within the Sima family would be fine.
"Lord Lu, I remember that Xuantian Mansion will not intervene in the Jianghu martial arts disputes, right?"
"It depends on the situation, if there is an ordinary Jianghu martial arts dispute, Xuantian Mansion will naturally not intervene. But if you want to destroy people at every turn like the Lord of the Thunder Alliance, I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
The rivers and lakes are entangled in grievances, and no one can figure out what is right and which is wrong, but if there are no chickens and dogs left in the whole door, it is wanton killing......"
Those destroyed sects are not left without chickens and dogs, but those who know the times have joined the Decepticon.
It may make Lord Lu laugh, and it is Lei's lifelong wish to unify the martial arts. In the martial arts, I am cheating, and I have long had enough of the bloody rain. If you want to make the world peaceful, someone must dominate the martial arts. What does Lord Lu think?"
"The Lord of the Thunder Alliance...... But...... Why do you want to unify the martial arts in this way? Wouldn't it be nice to hold a martial arts conference and set up a martial arts alliance?"
"Hahaha......" Lei Batian suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, "Lord Lu, do you want to laugh to death? Martial Arts Alliance Master? It's just pulling a big flag, like a fictitious one." It is still the best choice to integrate Chuzhou martial arts into one. ”
"I identify with people who have dreams...... For the dream of the Lord of the Thunder Alliance, Lu will toast you. ”
"Oh, Lord Lu also agrees with the following idea?"
"Totally disagree!"
"Uh......"
Lu Sheng smiled faintly, "In the former Anqing Mansion, there was an underground gang, they unified the gangsters in the city, collected protection fees in a unified manner, opened casinos in a unified manner, opened green buildings to lend usury, and then divided the money in a unified manner.
Even for a long time in their existence, the common people did not know about the existence of this gang. Well, now the grass on the grave of that gang leader is already very high. I sent someone to arrest it. ”
Lei Batian took a deep breath......
"So, on the day of the next unification of the rivers and lakes, it will be the time when Lord Lu comes to the door to arrest him?"
"No!" Lu Sheng shook his head seriously, "I may not be able to wait for that time." ”
"Alas-I thought Lord Lu would understand. ”
"What day is today?" Suddenly, Lu Sheng didn't answer, but looked into the distance, a white shadow and clouds, a crane roared.
The moment the loud crane chirped, a huge crane descended from the sky and swooped over the sky.
The wind swept away, and the martial arts heroes present once again exclaimed.
The apricot blossoms are falling all over the sky, and the elegant Tibetan fragrance comes.
A white coat slowly landed like a cloud.
"Li Daxia—"
"Li Daxia?"
After the martial arts heroes saw the people clearly, they showed a look of surprise as if they had seen their father.
Li Haoran smiled slightly, his snow-white clothes fluttered in the wind, and the long sword on his back was like a sword fairy in a painting.
"Haotian Sword Sect Li Haoran, I have seen the Flying Immortal Sword Saint, the Qingluan Sword Immortal, and you Lei Batian. ”
"Drink? If you can't fight, you'll come? If you just fight, I'm afraid you can only collect the corpses of the Sima family at this time, right?"
"How do you know that I just arrived? If you hadn't done it, how many would you think the 1,300 people you brought would have lived?"
For a moment, the tension and the atmosphere stiffened.
"Li Daxia, hurry, hurry up and take a seat......" Sima Longcheng hurriedly stepped forward to greet him.
"There's no need to sit down, what about the Sima family's name sticker?" Li Haoran asked lightly.
"This ......" Sima Longcheng's face suddenly showed a look of difficulty, "Alas, I really didn't expect Lord Lu and his wife to give such a big face to the old man...... It's really a trip for Li Daxia to run in vain, and he shames the old man......"
"Is that so?" Li Haoran smiled lightly and glanced at Lu Sheng, "Since Lord Lu and his wife are present, there should be no problem with the danger of the Sima family, but congratulations to the master of the Sima family."
In that case, then I will take my leave. ”
"Since Li Daxia is here, why don't you finish your meal......"
Before the words landed, Li Haoran in front of him had already disappeared in a flash.