Chapter 280: The Storyteller Takes the Deserter
Zhongli Zhong's words made the obedient official's expression embarrassed, and Risa Sugatani, who was following behind Uncle Guo, wanted to speak again, but the little girl couldn't hold back after all, and whispered to His Highness in front of General Zhong, "General, please don't speak ill of Your Highness, Your Highness has no hair." ”
Stumbling under his feet, the obedient official almost fell to the ground, turned around and glared angrily at Risa Sugatani, this kind of thing, how can you say it casually! Zhongli was stunned at first, and then the expression on his face became strange. The obedient official glared at Kanya Risa fiercely, turned his head and saw the expression of this Zhongli brother, so he said angrily: "Brother Zhongli, you have a tangled expression on your face that can't be pulled out, do you want the little brother to find you a rabbit to get through!" ”
General Zhong clamped his legs, and hurriedly said: "Brother, what are you talking about, I have real feelings for Xiao Furong, different from ordinary ......" said, seeing the face of the good official, he seemed to remember something, and quickly snorted haha, "Of course, Governor Cai said, let me and Miss Cai get married at the end of the year, and I will be better to the lady at that time." ”
As he spoke, he laughed twice, rubbed his big hands against each other, and said, "Master Cheng and Mr. Yan have important things to say with the Governor of Dadu, and the last general, I will leave first." As he spoke, he turned around and ran for more than ten steps, then suddenly turned around and said to Risha Sugatani: "Risha! The golden silk mustache on his head is good, but General Ben tells you, what about this thing! I want your Highness's hair to be twisted in, so that it can ......"
Daming market customs, men and women have a close relationship, often give each other a lock of hair, men use this hair to weave into a net hair cover, women are woven into a mustache, as a ceremonial country, whether it is a hair set or a mustache, are indispensable for men and women, unkempt hair is impossible to spread in the Ming Dynasty, so the princesses of Fusang are draped with clouds of hair will be crowds of onlookers.
The first love words of the Ming Dynasty are [You are a slave's beard, and you can't leave for a moment], if a woman is willing to talk to you like this, it can almost be concluded that this is a desperate love for you.
So Zhongli's words have a deep meaning, Sugata Risa reached out and touched the mustache on his head, which was a little strange, and the good official was really ridiculous to this brother, and couldn't help but compare him with a middle finger from a distance, Zhongli Zhong Wuying What kind of person, the benevolent and righteous brother on the green forest road back then, there was no shadow when people sent bandits, and when he saw this gesture, he felt the resentment in it, and immediately hugged his head and left, "When I didn't say it, haha!" ”
"The little guy is very good at buying people's hearts!" Yan Shannong paced back to him, looked him up and down, and said in a slurp: "It's a good skin, but the scheming is too deep." ”
Listening to the old man's words, the obedient official couldn't help but say: "Old man, I admit that I am more handsome, and your old man has an old orange peel face that has lost water for thirty years, you are jealous of me, I can understand, but don't use your mind to judge me well!" ”
"Feng Zhang, don't be rude." Later, Cheng Shensi hurriedly came over to stop him, just because Yan Shannong was too famous and too high, when he entered Beijing to give lectures to the prince of Shizi, it was still during the Jiajing period of Emperor Sejong, and he enjoyed the world's fame for 40 years, and the people called it [sage], Cheng Fuzi himself was born from the imperial examination, and he was a victim of the bureaucratic system, and he was only a county teacher for his whole life, if it wasn't for the good official who happened to be his student, he would never want to take another step forward in the officialdom in this life.
Such a person is often too cautious and old-fashioned, and he will naturally prevent the obedient official from speaking rashly, for fear that he will offend people.
However, the obedient official can now be regarded as a migrating qi and migrating body, and his heart said that I invited you Lao Yan to work for me, but I didn't invite you to serve as an uncle.
He may be able to bow his head to others and ask for benefits, but this has a premise, just like Liu Bei's three visits to the thatched house, in the end, he wants Zhuge Liang to call himself the lord, and like a man who coaxes a woman with clever words, he will eventually sleep with the other party, in fact, there is no man who is not sleepy with a woman and has been obedient to her words all his life, and there is no superior corporal Lixian who has not squeezed his value all his life.
Therefore, Zheng Chengguan smiled, first bowed his hand to the teacher, and then said slowly: "I, Zheng Guofan, respect the master, because of the master's earnest teachings, and respect the old gentleman, because the old gentleman has great talent...... Don't hide it from the old gentleman, the kid is young, and he doesn't worship when he passes by the temple of Emperor Zhenwu. ”
Yan Shannong is such a person, hearing him say this, his brows furrowed, and he immediately understood the meaning of this kid's words, I respect you, but it's not because you are old, don't rely on me and sell the old. Especially the last sentence of the obedient official, it can be described as the finishing touch, Zhenwu is also called Xuanwu, the mythical turtle and snake are combined with the spiritual creature, the image is a big turtle, the meaning of the obedient official is, this kind of thing is old and virtuous, I don't think it is necessary, the thousand-year-old turtle is the eighth king of the ten thousand years, is it difficult for me to pay respect! What a joke.
At this time, Cheng Fuzi had not yet heard the irony of the obedient official, but the obedient official continued: "The boy reads the Analects and reads [Zigong said, "There is a beautiful jade in Si, and Yun Chu hides it?" Seeking goodness and selling it? Zi said, "Sell! Sell! I'll treat Jia too. ], and read the "Historical Records" and said [Confucius smiled happily and said: "The shape, the end.] And it is like a lost dog, yes! Oh yes! I don't understand what it means, and I ask the old gentleman to teach me. With that, he bowed deeply to the ground.
This slap was straightforward, and the slap was loud, and even Cheng Shensi Cheng made it clear to Master Cheng, and when he opened his mouth, Old Man Yan immediately stared at the obedient official with wide eyes.
The Analects say that Confucius's student Zigong asked the teacher, "I have a piece of peerless jade, should I hide it or sell it!" Confucius said, "Sell it quickly, and I'll wait for someone who knows the goods!" The historical records of the Confucius family said that Confucius went to Zheng Guo, separated from his disciples, and stood at the gate of the city, someone said to Zigong, I saw a strange man at the gate of the city, his back is like a dog! Zigong later told Confucius this, and Confucius laughed at himself and said, "I am a homeless dog, and it is true!" This man said it vividly. ”
Therefore, the meaning of the good official is that a saint like Confucius must find the princes to sell himself, otherwise he is not as good as a dog, old man, you can sell me like this, you should feel lucky, because you sold it, not that you can't sell it. Of course, there is another meaning that your old man has been lecturing all his life, and he has not sold it, but I know the goods as a boy, and now I am your owner.
For a while, Old Man Yan, who was the world's first-rate speaker, was a little speechless, and the atmosphere was suddenly cold, and Cheng Fuzi next to him was pulling his beard, and he almost broke his beard, but his heart fell straight to his feet, Fengzhang, Fengzhang, what you say, it's too offensive!
These words of the obedient official are actually translated into postmodern language, eight words, pretending to be old and selling old, and knocking him down with one punch.
As for Risa Sugya, she didn't even understand the custom of braiding her hair in a bun and a mustache, how could she understand such a deep thing, she just looked around with her eyes wide and beautiful, and she didn't understand what her Royal Highness said.
After a while, Yan Shannong suddenly pulled his beard and laughed, "Okay, good, the ancestors are not enough to law, the sages are not enough teachers, with this kind of bearing, in order to reform and save the country, now I am in danger of being tired, and I need strong medicine for serious illness, you can save the country with this medicine." As he spoke, he went over and grabbed him, "Come on, come on, tell me, this old man, about the good things you have done in this Suzhou Mansion and what kind of chess you played." ”
When Cheng Fuzi saw Old Man Yan's behavior, he was relieved at the moment, and subconsciously sighed for a long time, and then couldn't help but smile bitterly, his talent is really only suitable for teaching one or two little Mengtong to eat, and he can't compare to this old Mr. Yan, even if it is the student in front of him, he is better than himself!
At this time, General Zhongli Zhong rushed to the Franc Machine Camp, and he and the obedient officials had been in Fusang for a long time, such as the Morning Girls' Team, and they were also very familiar with His Highness's righteous brother General, and those Franc Men knew the prestige and power of the one in front of them, and when they heard him ask, they wanted to find Ryan Stein Bonaparte, so they naturally showed him the way.
The obedient official deliberately vacated two gardens for Francos and Kunlun Nu next to the Humble Administrator's Garden as a station, and now Ryan Stein Bonaparte is leading the title of deputy thousand households of Jinyiwei, this deputy thousand households, but can be passed from father to son and grandson, the gold content is more than what lord and knight of Europa, I don't know how many times, not to mention anything else, just ask those Spanish and Portuguese mercenaries under Ryan Stein, if you give them a knighthood of the kingdom of Spain and Portugal, ask them if they are willing to go back, and keep them unwilling, What are you going to do! I'd rather be a dog in the Celestial Empire, not a marquis of Portugal, how round the moon is in the Ming Dynasty!
Dressed in full-body armor, Ryanstein was fighting with a subordinate named Witch Barrius. Scatterachi practiced his sword, and the two fought together, and the two-handed swords collided with each other, whether they hit the iron armor, and sparks flew for a while.
Zhongli shouted from afar, "Lao Rui, Rui Qianhu, what a spirit!" ”
When Reinstein heard this familiar voice, he subconsciously turned his head, and then he was struck on the head by a sword. Scatterbach saw that he slashed his sword on the head, and was so frightened that he hurriedly took two steps back, he was originally the boatswain of the Ryan Stein ship, and he couldn't get along in Spain, so he ran to the East with this Ryanstein, and he didn't want to be lucky, but he actually developed with the head, and now he is leading the position of the most powerful country in the world, the Daming Kingdom, which he never dared to think of before, and he is a hundred grateful to the head of Ryan Stein, who led them to a happy life.
Pushing away the cheek armor and hooking the stumbling hook from the side, Ryan Stein didn't care about glaring at his subordinates, and hurriedly walked over, "The lower officer has seen General Zhong." ”
Zhongli laughed, "Lao Rui! I heard that you are now leading the Jinyi Wei deputy thousand households, developed, developed! As he spoke, he slammed his fist into the chest with a thud, and the surrounding Franco-Rang people were also familiar with him, and they knelt down on one knee to meet the general.
"It's all your own people, so you don't have to be polite." Zhongli waved his hand indifferently, "You go on, I haven't seen you for a long time, let's talk." ”
"When did the general come back?" Ryan Stein Bonaparte handed his two-handed greatsword to the witch next to him, and then bowed his head and took off his helmet.
"It's been a while, and I've been back with the Comfort Messenger." Zhongli pulled him, "Let's go, let's have two drinks, by the way, call Liu Juren again, who is it, black and ......"
Wu Qi Barius said with a smile next to him: "General, the humble name is Wu Qi Barius. ”
"It's not easy to remember the names of your Francs, O Witch Barius! Go, help me find Liu Juren. ”
Liu Juren is naturally the former leader of the ninja army, the right soldier Wei Juren, can also be regarded as the old team of the good official, originally the good official planned to give him the title of deputy thousand households, after all, Ryan Stan, Bonaparte is the deputy thousand households, but Liu Juren refuses to live or die, the humble heart of the ninja to be honest has been deeply rooted in the bone marrow for Liu Juren, the most famous ninja leader in Fuso, such as the Wind Demon Kotaro, the biggest wish in his life is just to get the identity of a samurai, but in fact, Hojo Shiyasu fooled the Wind Demon Party for a lifetime, Until the death of the Hojo clan, Yasu did not give them the so-called retainer status.
In addition, countless famous ninjas are all struggling, trying to find a background, and there are only a handful of people who may succeed, so even if Liu Juren arrives in the Ming Dynasty and changes his surname to his ancestors, he does not dare to accept the position of a deputy thousand households, and is only willing to receive a hundred households, which is already the kindness of His Royal Highness in the eyes of Liu Juren.
When Liu Juren and Wang Qinian hurriedly came, the first thing he did was to quickly kneel down and salute Zhong Li, Zhong Li dragged him up, and said, "Liu Juren!" We heard that Uncle Guo wants to promote you to a deputy thousand households, why don't you want to accept it! ”
Liu Juren narrowed his eyelids, and there was a wry smile on his face, "General, little ...... He was just the most humble ninja before, where did he dare to steal a high position, but now he is leading this hundred households, and he is already honestly afraid. ”
Zhongli shook his head when he heard this, "You! Too cautious, Uncle Guo lifted you, but you are ......" said and pointed his finger at him, and then noticed Wang Qinian, "Who is this?" ”
"Xiaguan Wang Qinian, knock on the chief soldier." Wang Qinian turned over and bowed down.
Liu Juren explained: "Wang Baihu and the lowly post are on duty today, Wu Qibarius came to look for the lowly position, saying that the general arrived in Suzhou, and the lowly post was also looking forward to meeting the general, but he didn't dare to deal with the errand, or His Royal Highness the uncle estimated that the general would look for the lowly post to drink, and specially sent someone to say, and the lowly post was able to come over......."
Wang Qinian rushed to say at this time: "The lower officials have long heard about the legend of the chief soldier and admired it, so he begged Liu Baihu to bring the lower officials to come to meet the chief soldier. ”
Zhongli laughed when he heard this, he ran away from the obedient official, first, he was a martial artist, although he had a relationship with Uncle Guo, but Uncle Guo talked to people like Master Yan and Old Master Cheng, he was ashamed of himself first, Da Ming Wengui and Wu Cheap is not a day or two, second, there is also a faint meaning of forming a gang, such as Ryan Stein Bonaparte and Liu Juren, they have all worked together in Fusang, and this experience is equivalent to the so-called same year of the Wenchen, so it is natural to be close and close.
However, obviously this Wang Qinian is here to hug the thighs, Zhong Xuan has a number, and asked him to sit down with a smile at the moment, most of the Franc machine battalions are rough people, Zhong Li is the eldest brother of Lvlin Dao Renyi, although he is now a senior official of the deputy chief soldier, but he still has a green forest atmosphere, and he drinks wine and eats meat in a big bowl with everyone in the Franc machine camp.
When the wine was drunk, Zhongli couldn't help but get drunk and asked: "Lao Rui, you have been following my brother now, you can see what ...... beside him" He said, his hands were crossed with his fingers, and he made a very obscene posture of hitting the flesh and skin, Ryan Stein smiled bitterly, Wang Qinian lowered his head and pretended not to see, but he was a little strange in his heart, this chief soldier seems to be a little vulgar, according to him, it shouldn't be!
"Although the subordinate is leading the deputy thousand households, but where does the subordinate know about this matter, but ......" Ryan Stein groaned slightly, and said: "The things around the metropolitan governor, we are also anxious, after all, the foundation of the metropolitan governor also needs to be inherited, but the beauties around the metropolitan governor are like a marquee, but there seems to be nothing too sticky, I'm afraid it is...... The Governor is not yet old? ”
He was a little uncertain about what he said, Zhongli was immediately interested when he heard this, and he was like a marquee? At the moment, I dragged him to talk carefully, and after listening to it again, he immediately smiled, "I'm sure, there is a story here, it seems that I can go back to Ningbo and deal with the country." ”
Ryan Stein Bonaparte scratched his head, Zhongli laughed when he saw his expression, reached out and patted Ryanstein on the shoulder and said, "Old Rui! In the end, you are still a Francophone man, you have never entered the alley, but you know that we have a saying in the Ming Dynasty, called the storyteller who takes the deserter - people have not caught a bunch of stories, you just look at the uncle like your Franco, see the beautiful woman, and take off your pants to get on, this is not feasible in our Ming Dynasty, Lao Rui, if you have nothing to do, you might as well go to the teahouse and restaurant, and listen to more storytellers. ”
Ryan Stein Bonaparte was a little confused, so his face was full of confusion, or Wang Qinian next to him glanced at Zhong Li and said to Ryan Stein: "Rui Qianhu, our Ming storyteller every time he talks, he wants to tell a story, pay attention to the ambush pen, shake the burden, for example, now it is said that Zhao Gongming takes the thief, and Rui Qianhu thinks that this thief can be held for a few days?" ”
Ryan Stein groaned, he is also a big Mingtong, he knows that the yamen is handling the case, and the arrest is about to be bigger, which is about three days and one ratio, that is to say, three days and one ratio, that is to say, three days and three nights to solve the case, considering that the story must not be said for three days and three nights, according to the habit of the Ming people who like to sell Guanzi, I am afraid that it will be the most critical place, and then I want to know how to listen to the next decomposition, and then said: "It must be divided into two days, and today it will be the most critical point, and it will be revealed tomorrow." ”
Zhongli laughed while drinking, Wang Qinian shook his head and said: "Rui Qianhu is poor, this Ming storyteller said that the storytellers, more than two hundred years later, it has already formed a road, just like Zhao Gongming who just said that the thief, generally speaking, Mr. Storyteller will arrange for a young lady dressed as a man on the first day, maybe stay in the inn with Zhao Gongming in a rainy weather, and then tell me that others have seen this woman dressed as a man but Zhao Gongming didn't see it, and perfunctory a story, the next day, The two may encounter the gang that beats the flower and abducts women, based on righteous indignation, Zhao Gongming decided to go to explore with the woman disguised as a man, the third said, found the head altar of the Huazi gang, the two explored the thief's den at night, and then had a fight, the fourth said, during the fight, the lady dressed as a man was injured and unconscious, Zhao Gongming healed the other party, a pair of snow pills jumped out, stunned Zhao Gongming, the fifth said, the bitter master happened to bring the yamen people to investigate, the two sides successfully met, straight to the thief's den, the sixth said......"
Ryanstein was so dizzy by what he said that he couldn't help but say, "I should be holding someone now!" ”
"Wrong." Wang Qinian shook his head, "But it's making waves again, this is called, the storyteller takes the deserter - people don't catch a bunch of stories." ”
Zhongli couldn't help laughing, "Wang Qinian, it's a pity that you don't want to be a storyteller, but Lao Rui, that's what he said, so although Uncle Guo has many women, he hasn't landed yet, that's the truth." ”
Ryanstein couldn't help but rub his nose and muttered, "I often think that I am already a serious person from the Celestial Empire, but I never thought that compared with your fancy intestines, I am really too simple." ”
(To be continued)